Does Jennifer Lopez have two black eyes, or is it just horrible makeup?

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These are some new photos of Jennifer Lopez last night in Las Vegas, where she made an appearance at Pure nightclub. I think before that she performed in Vegas? The Mail has photos of her performance here – she wore this weird, red, feathered flamenco outfit that would make Carmen Miranda sigh dejectedly. As for these photos of J. Lo in white… ugh. The dress is fine, it’s… whatever. Look at her makeup, though. WTF? Did Jennifer piss off her makeup person again? She looks like she has two black eyes! I don’t understand how this style “look” is happening, at all.

In other Jenny from the block news, she’s buying a new, gigantic Hamptons mansion:

Jenny from the Block is about to buy herself a whole city block right on the beach in the Hamptons — Jennifer Lopez is reportedly about to close on a 15,037 square foot home … listed at just under $18 million!

The seven-bedroom, 9.5 bath, three-story home has an elevator, seven fireplaces, a three-car garage, two laundry rooms … and a partridge in a pear tree.

Lopez already owns a Hamptons crib with estranged hubby Marc Anthony — so it looks like she’s ready to move on with an exclusive mansion all her own.

[From TMZ]

Sigh… beach house. Do I need seven bedrooms and an elevator? No. I would be happy with just some dilapidated beach shack, honestly. So… I’m jealous of J. Lo now. I’m just jealous of the money and the houses, I guess. And the diamonds. I don’t want to look like her, especially not like this.

By the way, is anyone else surprised that she hasn’t gotten a new boyfriend yet? I am. Jennifer loves her jumpoffs, and if she’s got one, she’s keeping him really low-key so far.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. madax says:

    Wearing clothes for 20 yo don’t make you 20 yo JLo. So stop.

  2. ahoyhoy says:

    She hasn’t learned her lesson about Hollywood if she’s blowing money to live in the Hamptons. Without AI, her career was alllllmooooost over, and there were whispers of her awful financial problems (she had to help pay off Marc’s debts, plus they live beyond their means).
    Save your money, Jenny. You’ve got 2 kids, and you’re only getting older.

  3. cc says:

    for such a beautiful woman, she looks horrible.

    the tarty clothes, makeup, and tan are very aging. jlo needs to try age gracefully.

    also, stop with the mouth half-open pose. it is such an idiotic trying to be a sexy model pose!

  4. Deven says:

    I’m not sure that hideous dress would work on a 20 yo! It looks so short and otherwise uncomfortable that I don’t see anyone lasting through an evening with it (almost) on. She’s grasping for her youth as it’s fleeting.

  5. gee says:

    I think she doesn’t have a jumpoff because she had no idea her marriage was about to end. I think she was the dumpee, she was completely shocked. And I think those “black eyes” are dark circles. Some olive skinned women (like my mother) get those with age.

  6. Cherry Rose says:

    Actually, Jennifer’s problem is that she’s still stuck in the late ’90s, early 2000, because that the peak of her celebrity. She needs to get with the times.

    And I am surprised Jennifer hasn’t found someone else. Though of course, she might be trying to find a guy who is quite popular, and will help boost her own celebrity level.

  7. Nancito says:

    Never mind the dress and makeup – what about those hideous shoes?

  8. bluhare says:

    That dress is so unflattering I can’t believe she went out in it. As to the makeup, if she performed earlier, could it be her stage makeup?

    I’ve got to go beat myself up now. I just defended Jennifer Lopez.

  9. *ajalahtravel* says:

    @Nancito i agree. Those shoes are just fugly

  10. wresa says:

    I like the dress, but overall have never been a great fan of her style. It rarely comes together properly.

    That said, wtf does she care what anyone thinks when she gets a block to herself in the Hamptons??

  11. Lindy says:

    Who will join me in a crusade against the horrid, part-down-the-middle hairstyles that every woman seems to be sporting these days? Who, I ask? Who will have the courage to stand up and speak the truth about the way this stringy, severe look makes every woman, no matter how lovely, appear bedraggled and long-faced? Please, stand with me. We must make it stop.

  12. Anonny says:

    I wonder if this is how she thought her life would turn out, and if she’s happy with that. She seems, from afar, to bear no resemblance whatsoever to the actress who did “Selena.” She seems like a caricature of herself, and that strikes me as very very sad.

  13. Toe says:

    It looks like she was suppose to wear a different color of clothing. Her eyeshadow doesnt even have pink in it. Black purse??? And then someone came flying with that and told her THIS is the one she should wear. Ugh, and the shoes are ugly.

  14. Chloe (not chloe) says:

    Everything aside, I’d love me a beach house. Even without an elevator.

  15. DarkEmpress says:

    I love her dress and shoes. It is bad make-up. I have noticed that now when a star has bags under their eyes, the make-up artists tend to put shadow on their bags which never looks good.

  16. Mary says:

    Well, I kinda like the dress, but i think it’s for someone way skinier than she. Horrible make up, don’t make me start with the shoes!!

  17. JaneWonderfalls says:

    I think she looks great! It’s called the smokey eye. Let’s stop reaching and trying to pull a story or a lynch mob brigade against J.Lo!

  18. Phoebe says:

    The dress is awful — even a 20-year-old wouldn’t look good in it. And her makeup is beyond wrong. Sorry, Jennifer!

  19. m says:

    why does she look like kim kardashian?

  20. Scout says:

    She can pull off the smokey eye look but I agree that it is overdone underneath her eyes. That dress is HIDEOUS! It is so unflattering – I cannot believe she thinks that looks good! No taste. BTW, I have seen first hand her new clothing line in the department store – very cheap looking in my opinion. When I saw it showcased on TV one morning, I actually expected to like it. But in person, simply tacky!

  21. Cheyenne says:

    Raccoon makeup. She totally doesn’t need it, because she’s very attractive without it. And she really needs to stop dressing like a teenager. She’s not aging badly at all, despite the godawful makeup, and she’d look very nice if she dressed her age.

  22. ness says:

    speaking of kardashian, she has bee layn low hasnt she? LOL i think everyone is tired of her already

  23. Cinderella says:

    All those new millions and she looks worse.

  24. Poison Ivy says:

    Does J.Lo start to look like Kim K. or does Kim K. start to look like J.Lo? They must go the same plastic surgeon because we all know they had a buttload of work done…

    They also seem to have the same taste in clothes: TACKY!

  25. dave says:

    Damn plz quite down. For her age having that to offer is incredible. Now putting that over make-up’d face aside, I don’t there is anyone here who wouldn’t hit that.

  26. Elina says:

    I was at Pure last night and I had a blast….she was having fun with a hot young white guy too;)

  27. Davey says:

    Yep, it’s two black eyes. It seems she had to be told a second time.

  28. Cherry says:

    I dunno… It’s probably meant as a ‘smokey eye’?

  29. 4Real says:

    Bad make-up, dress and shoes. AND that feather dress…GIRL just stop it!

  30. gg says:

    She is totally out of style every time I see her. And the recurring dress thing made of fringe was bad the first time, let alone redoing it.

    Her hair always looks so dead boring – somebody do something with it. She needs some height at the crown.