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I don’t know the word for what this represents. It’s just the opposite of “chola” if I’m allowed to use that word (I don’t think I am, I apologize). Okay, so Jennifer Lopez made an appearance yesterday on behalf of Kohl’s. Yes, I said Kohl’s. Not Macy’s, not Saks Fifth Avenue, not Harrods. There’s nothing wrong with Kohl’s – I was just there. I got some great panties and a fabulous grey coat. But Kohl’s is somewhat lowbrow for La Lopez, or so you would think. Not so much, as it turns out. J.Lo and Marc Anthony were introducing the launch of TWO lifestyle brands. Their lifestyle brands! J.Lo TOWELS!!!! J. Lo plates!!
Anyhoodle, getting back to the “opposite of chola” thing – her makeup is confusing me. In the thumbnails, it looks way more drag queen-y, but seeing it all blown up… well, it’s still bad and completely sketchy, but it’s not as “A drag queen did this while drunk, in the dark.” It’s more like “Her makeup artist was pissed at her again and decided to mess with her eyebrows.”
Also – Marc looks ashamed that he and Jennifer are now going to have to design toilet seat covers. Buck up Marc!
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Jennifer Lopez, Makeup, Marc Anthony
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Ha. 6 years ago, Jennifer Lopez wouldn’t have been caught dead associated with Kohl’s, unless it was just to casually thank them for carrying one of her perfumes. And despite how petty it makes me seem, this kind of makes me happy.
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I don’t think her makeup is that bad. Just dated. It’s as if her makeup artist used that original makeup book of Bobbi Brown’s that was published in the 1980′s. I still love that book, but well meaning friends told me decades ago to quit using it. I guess I can’t afford to surround myself with only “yes” people.
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I love Jen’s makeup. I thought this was the best Jen has looked in awhile. You don’t have the best pics of her, this face she is making in these are not flattering but some others ones I saw Jen looked fab. Jen looks much younger.
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la lopez looks great… but the wig needs to go
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Lipstick is horrible.
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J. Lo for the masses….no thanks!
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LOL Mystified, I’ve been using that same Bobbi Brown makeup book for decades too!
I can’t comment on J-Lo ‘cos I know my makeup look is out-dated too, I need a makeover.
J-Lo does need to stop pinching up her face or trying to always look sultry in photos, though. It makes her look too frozen.
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The make up is bad enough, but what is that dead animal sitting on her head?
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Now I have to google chola…
Edit: Ok just google it! HAHA Love the images that come up with it.
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I’m half Mexican. I will allow the use of chola. This makeup is TERRIBLE. I think this is J-Lo’s idea of “natural.” She should stick to her black/silver smokey eye. It works better with her skin tone. The bronze on tan thing is really not working for her. Brown is too much of a good thing on her.
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Mystified and Mia- right on! We must be the same age…I am having such an 80s flashback right now.
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What’s up with her mouth? Or is that a pout?
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Well Mystified and Mia and Susanne, the good news is, Bobbi is still making great product and a little less brow now LOL (love her stuff and wear it daily)
Now back to Jlo.. Towels?! Dishes?!
Well every now and then even Kohl’s can make a mistake. I wonder why Macy’s said no?
I wonder if they will do a promo like “Buy 4 towels and get a free Glow”?
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Those of you wondering about her mouth, have you not noticed most celebrities over 40 smile weird? It’s the botox baby, can’t move your face duh
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He was definitely pissed.
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Ooookkaaayyy this story is ummm, nevermind.
MJ FOR HGF!
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her hairline is disturbing…guess the lace fronts have done some damage there. plus it’s making her head look way too big.
not loving that lip color @ all.
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bad morning! lopez looks like a desperate she-male. she could do a lot better looks-wise but can’t let go of the desire to be ‘sultry’ and 20-something again…it ain’t workin.
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She is looking more and more like her mother each day. I think she used too much eyebrow pencil, her eyebrows look to big. She should stick with the natural color lipstick she used to use.
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The Eyebrows People!!! O My Sweet Jesus!! is like they used charcoal to make them happen… Scott Barnes must be out sick
Also the non appearance of the open ridiculous half pout must mean she TOO is embarrassed
Happy Friday LOL
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She is a luscious beauty!
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lmao…I was just thinking the same thing the other day about them at Kohl’s…I was like…WHA??? LOL Remember, she is so “REAL”, “Jenny from the block”…”Never forgets where she came from.” Then she lets fame get to her head and she thinks she is the first lady, pssh, lmao.
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I agree with guesty. There is something about her hairline she’s desperately trying to cover, but covering it with straw-like hair is not the way to do it.
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She had some work done on her eyes or eyebrow. A lift or something.
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Yeah…it’s her hair and her expression. The front part of her hair is pulled down over her forehead in a really weird and un-attractive way.
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Wow – they do look embarrassed to be there.
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She looks like she is sticking her tongue out in the first pic! lol
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Thing is they don’t need to do this; they have enough money; why doesn’t she find a real producer and song writer and learn to sing great songs not this over produced synthesized dance pop stuff. If they look like they are too embarassed to be there, they could have said no – do these celebs have to do everything their pr and management teams advise them to do.
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She’s still trying to be the next big thang!
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Makeup is bad but the hair is terrible. It looks completely fried.
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I think she looks great! She works her ass off to look this good and I hand it to her. I’ve always think he’s pretty hot too and I love the way he’s right there with her. The chemistry reminds me of Victoria and Becks.
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Why is she doing that with her lips in every picture? And WTF is that on her head!!!!!??????
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makeup isn’t bad, I’m wondering what’s up with Marc’s old funky shoes.
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