There are just so many photos of Linnocent in Milan and Como right now. I’m trying to find ones that I didn’t use yesterday, just so you get a better idea of just how busted and tragic Linnocent looks while “modeling”. If you’d like to see yesterday’s photos, go here. Radar has some better-quality photos of Linnocent’s “photo shoot” for Philipp Plein here as well. In these photos, you’ll see Linnocent at the photo shoot (red outfit, and white gown), Linnocent at the AmFar event (black sleeveless dress), and Linnocent at the photo call announcement (black cap-sleeved dress, with studs). The Chris Evans-looking dude in some of the photos is Philipp Plein. He’s actually a nice looking guy, and he doesn’t appear to be a raging crackhead, so I don’t know what to tell you. Maybe he’s got a thing for stunt queens. Maybe he himself is a stunt queen. Here’s something interesting, though: Page Six claims that Linnocent hadn’t even met Plein before she was hired. How did she get this “job” if not from performing another “job”?!?
She hasn’t had a lead movie role in years, so now Lindsay Lohan hopes to pay her bills as the face of a new collection from German designer Philipp Plein. Bizarrely, Lohan admitted the collaboration came about so “spontaneously” that she hadn’t met Plein until Friday or seen a stitch of the designer’s new line until Saturday. But yesterday, she posed for Plein’s new campaign at a shoot in Lake Como, Italy.
“Something important to know about this collection is that its expressing something a little bit more edgy,” said Lohan, who was wearing a skintight black dress with spikes on the shoulders.
“And I think maybe people’s perceptions of me have been kind of taken out of context just from what you see and read,” said the troubled actress. But, she admitted she and the designer “just met Friday.”
However Plein thinks she’s perfect. “For me she’s authentic, she’s talented, she’s beautiful,” he gushed at a news conference at Milan fashion week.
[From Page Six]
Much like the Chinese fortune cookie game where you add “in bed” to your fortune, I think every statement about Linnocent should be finished with “for a crackhead.” As in, “For me she’s authentic, she’s talented, she’s beautiful… for a crackhead.” We could also add “I’m just a drama queen, crackhead loser, so…” to all of Linnocent’s own quotes. As in, “I’m just a drama-queen crackhead loser so… I think maybe people’s perceptions of me have been kind of taken out of context just from what you see and read.”
More photos of the beautiful, talented, AUTHENTIC crackie. Note the “powder” stains, note the crack lips, note the double chin, note the crack weave, note how every single thing about her is totally busted.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Her face is so bloated!
I really don’t see how she can think that hair or her lips actually look good.
Must be the drugs.
and seriously…how can she smile with her teeth looking so f-ing ROTTED?!
skip the lip-injections and get some freakin’ dental work!
Germany loves Hasselhoff. That explains it all. ;-P
“Linnocent is “authentic, talented, beautiful” says Philipp Plein”…
‘and gives great BJ’s whilst cracked out of her head!!!’
But seriously, how can anyone not see how half dead she looks???!! Its frightening
Reading about Lindsay makes me learn about crack. How long until her body gives out? If she’s working, she’s not doing drugs…I guess.
Wow, this girl has completely wasted herself. What a shame.
It’s painful to see her Anna Nicole herself to death.
@Hollowdoll – LMAO So true!
His last muse was Mischa Barton. Nuff Said!
What is up with the skin discoloration in the second pic? Is that dirt??? Take a freaking bath and brush your teeth.
Hygiene is your friend, embrace it.
“for a crackhead”
“I’m just a drama queen, crackhead loser…”
Sheer genius. I’m going to incorporate this so I can read about Linnocent without rolling my eyes and feeling the urge to shower.
le crackwhore
Especially the lip work was completely unnecessary. Trout pouts NEVER look hot and I NEVER get why people do that. People who are against plastic surgery are stupid themselves because most of the people who look amazing have had it done and most of the time is makes a big improvement – except the lips. When will people get that injecting some crap into your lips is not going to make them look hot?
You should get a pic of a close up of her teeth, they are just disgusting super yellow and chipped.
Love the ciggie hanging out of her mouth in photo five. Keeping it classy!
i get why some people are tired of lilo posts, but i gotta admit… i hope for one every day. i love them. i love laughing at them.
in times like these i think of mel brooks: tragedy is when i cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die. lilo is my comedy, as horrible as that sounds.
Wow. This girl is dying right in front of us.
I’d rather have Lindsay in the U.S. than Elizabetta.
I actually like the clothes, which I had never heard of before. Plein is a genius.
my personal theory is that this man wanted to maximize the world’s smallest advertising budget-and whether we like her or not, she is doing just that. any of you ever hear of this brand when mischa barton was its face? or if say he had picked rumer willis (which, let’s be serious, he probably couldn’t afford). so yeah i think to him she is all that, but not “for a crackhead” rather “all the way to the bank.” he’s currently getting free exposure from EVERY tabloid and gossip site. i would say he’s winning
Oh shame, shame… would someone dust off that cocaine ah mean powder off her little black dress.
LL looks all kinds of busted, she is morphing into and starting to resemble a duck-billed platapus.
she’s very talented but she’s starting to look way beyond her years. i wish she hadn’t pumped up her lips. i wish she was doing more movies
That first picture is a classic….should be an anti-drug poster. She looks like a 60 yo hooker.
Jeezuz, between the booze bloat, the yellow cig and meth teeth and the wrinkled coke skin, she looks bloody awful! Dina, do something with your daughter before she totally self-destructs!
It’s too late for Dina to do anything. Hell, Dina needs an intervention herself.
Yesterday’s photos showed blotches of some sort on Linnocent’s legs. I thought they were bruises at first, but a close-up shows only discoloration of some sort. Today’s photos show discoloration on her neck and fact (second photo from top). What is that? Surely it’s not grime; it’s too random, and clumped unnaturally. Self-tanner? Why isn’t it more even, then? Are weird melanotonin spots just a side effect of drug use?
Either way, she looks dirty. Lilo — take a shower, for cryin’ out loud!
Did you see the pictures taken from a distance of this platform they had her posing on with the diving board? She must’ve had to take a stiff shot of something, as it looked pretty terrifying–all the photographers and everything were on a boat, and she’s sitting up there…and I wonder how much expensive stuff she dropped into the water by accident (Pootie is scuba diving under the lake to grab all the loot she accidentally drops). They couldn’t have found a better set? YIKES.
@ladyfoot: Exactly. When are these people going to get it that trying to cash in on her notoriety always blows up?
Such an enchanting vision of crackhead beauty.
There is a pic of her in the studded LBD where she’s getting into the car that showcases the trifecta: double chin, sagging boobies and pot belly. Lovely.
“Germany loves Hasselhoff. That explains it all” – LMAO!!!!!
“Authentic” can mean so many things…his line looks “edgy” and slutty with skull and crossbones…nuff said.
She looks scruffy, sordid and cheap. Why would anybody PAY her one cent for that?!
I went to celebuzz and used the zoom option… I literally said OMG out loud. Her teeth are ROTTING. This was the first time I ever actually felt sorry for her, realizing that she truly is in need of intense help. Those are addict teeth.
I can hear Nina Garcia in my head: “There’s something vulgar about it. We really have to question your taste level here”.
Good heavens, what horrid skin tone; splotches of orange and streaks of white mixed with magic marker doodles. What is up with that face? She looks not a day under 40.
Lindsay looks exactly like Zsa Zsa Gabor. In case you are curious I mean exactly like Zsa Zsa in present day.
@ Ladyfoot: BINGO!!!
OMG.
She looks awful. I have no idea why any reputable design house would employ her to be the “face” of their brand.
Of course, after googling this clothing line, seems like the brand is all about a “trashy hooker” aesthetic. LL is then perfect for the brand. Yuck.
FUG!
I need a break from her. She’s just nasty in everyway possible. Not classy and defintely not authentic.
Love the post about Germany loving The Hoff…ain’t that the truth 🙂
That dress with the spikes on the shoulders isn’t a great choice for Lindsay. She could put an eye out (her own or another’s) with that dress.
I am less enthusiastic than some about Plein’s clothes, but fashions are subjective, and I’m evaluating based on things I would choose. My issues are that his materials don’t look like they’re high quality, and the finish isn’t as nice as I would think it might be, particularly on pieces furnished to the “face” of the brand. Further, his own tastes in clothes aren’t so hot–that distressed shirt would be at home on Criss Angel or the fist-pumping patrons of Karma on “Jersey Shore.”
I can’t imagine spontaneously agreeing to rep a brand, knowing nothing of the designer or the clothes. No one with options does that.
She needs to start wearing a bra.
If I was a celebrity and she was around I’d make sure to pose next to her. She makes everyone looks really fresh, kind of like the tanorexic neighbor on There’s Something About Mary.
Lake Como? She’s probably trying to break into Clooney’s house right about now. Isn’t it about 4am there?
Same crazy crack fug, different day. It seriously pains me that people still give this woman work. I assume the guy is just trying to get the free pub that goes along with Crackie, but it still bugs me. How can someone so messed up, who does nothing good for this world, continue to prosper? Ahh well, that’s life I guess. And just wondering what color her roots are, exactly? A very dark brown/gray? I thought she was a natural red head? I guess not, or not any more.
@ drawbackwards
OMG!!!!!!! the TEETH!!
Those lips! Those chins! The horror!
Her horrible weave, her nasty yellow rotting teeth, her state of permanent nastiness…authentic, sure. Authentic for a crackhead living on Vancouver Downtown East Side.
What is it going to take for this chick to seek help and then actually listen? She must have some moments of sobriety when she looks at her life and realizes that it’s empty. What does she think when she looks at Emma Stone’s career?
I agree, that first picture is a classic. Her jawline (besides the chins) is just so weird and puffy. She kind of looks like she’s about to pop.
I also agree that the cigarette pic is priceless. I don’t smoke, but if cigarettes didn’t cost more than dinner, I’d buy a pack to adopt this look.
Is it me, or does her appearance morph radically from day to day???
@Devon: you are so right! I’m from Vancouver, and my mom and I keep saying that she’s reminiscent of the hookers on East Hastings >: P
I don’t understand how she can have double chins!
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but these pics make me feel sorry for her. She’s, what? 25? My G-d. She’s looking like she’s well on her way to the dead at 27 club.
Mamie Van Doren looks pretty good!
Hey man, the duckpuss lips look GREAT with the alcoholic puffy double chin!
I thought you guys were just being mean when talking about her teeth and went to Celebuzz to look at it myself. I actually said something out loud I wouldn’t reproduce here. Her teeth are totally rotten.
@G, that’s the funniest shizzle I’ve heard in a long time!
She looks like she needs to be dragged to a car wash and hosed off.
On celebuzz, other than the teeth, ZOOM ON THE NAILS. THOSE NAILS ARE SCARY.
She looks like Charo.
@ladyfoot
I agree with you. Phillip Plein is certainly getting free exposure from being associated from Blohan. It also appears that she actually showed up for all of her appearances and photo shoots- another plus.
@elle, OHMYGOD the nails! I cannot believe she could go out with a full face of makeup and dirt crusted around her stubby nails. OK, I guess I could – that’s a junkie thing, so it’s not surprising.
She’s gonna have teeth like Charlie Sheen in a few years – ie, NONE. WTF bother with lip injections and hair extensions if you’re gonna go around with ingrained filth on your teeth and nails?
Who wants to bet the Cracken took that dress with the powder stains on it, took it off and tried to lick, snort or suck them off the dress?
Hand up for me.
The lips, the dirt, there really is no beginning or end to how scary the Cracken is when it is disturbed out of it’s (crack) den.
“my personal theory is that this man wanted to maximize the world’s smallest advertising budget-and whether we like her or not, she is doing just that. any of you ever hear of this brand when mischa barton was its face?” BINGO LADYFOOT!
I just figure he got her cheap and is hopeing the bad publicity and constant crap that she pulls will gain his line attention. I personally would not want anything attached to her if I were a designer, but whatever.
I understand EXACTLY WHY he chose her. Like Ladyfoot and Diane said, ‘for publicity’ silly and he’s getting exactly that. This has been going on since that ‘Inferno’ debacle. PUBLICITY, PUBLICITY, PUBLICITY for being a notorious meth skank. Hey it works, doesn’t it?
Where is my twin bellaluna? I didn’t post yesterday because as of Friday, I posted a comment at 4:30 pst and as of 1:00 am it still hadn’t posted. F*ck that! Then on Saturday, same thing. Over 10 hours to post. I know its not just me, as many of you in ‘mod jail’, it was the same thing. I just know for me, NO MORE POSTING ON WEEKENDS. Its very frustrating and doesn’t have to be. Whatever. . .
Mad – I’m here! Yup, agree about the weekend mod thing, but it’s the weekend! What can we do? Even Celebitches deserve some time off! 😉
Linnocent just looks nasty. Like, take her out back, turn the hose on full, pour a gallon (or two) of bleach on her, and hose her off NASTY.
I do love that cig pic though. That, and the “sea jasper” on the LBD pic. PRICELESS!
(Now, I’m going to have a drink & gird up my loins to go look at those pix of her teeth. I watched Quarantine earlier, so I think I may be prepared.)
@Madisyn,
Do you think Linnocent ever has a moment of clarity / sobriety when she looks at Emma Stone, ScarJo, etc. and thinks that it could have been her??? Do you think she has moments when she does accept the fact that she’s brought most of her troubles on herself???
Re: Teeth- Besides the drugs and bad hygiene, could an eating disorder also have wrecked her teeth? If she was / is bulemic, I would think that all that stomach acid would harm her teeth as well.
@Bess: on the teeth thing alcoholics and bulemics have trouble because of the stomach acid from throwing up a lot. I have arthritis and take NSAIDs every day they messed up my stomache big time after I first started taking them and caused acid reflux bad. I freaked out when I first noticed brown stains forming on my teeth from the stomach acid. I couldn’t get to my dentist fast enough to get it taken care of and get them back to normal. So meds can cause teeth damage too.
I don’t know why she’s ignoring it. I seem to remember she takes the same meds I do for stomache acid (Nexium). The constant smoking doesn’t help her either. (thankfully I never started).
Her blond hair just makes her so very cheap no matter what she is wearing. Too bad.
only1shmoo, yay for Vancouver! I thought about my comment afterwards and I think she’s even worse for a DES crackie. At least those crackheads aren’t pretending to be anything but a crackhead.
bellaluna
Its funny that you call me ‘mad’. Those are my initials in real life. My name is not ‘Madisyn’, its Melanie. I won’t give my middle or last name, but just know it does begin with an ‘A’and a ‘D’. So f*cking frustrating isn’t it? The comment I would naturally post is going to be irrelevant by the time anyone reads it. Again, F*CK THAT!
Bess
I don’t know if she’s cognizant enough to know she f*cked up and wonders ‘what if’? I do know she really did f*ck up. Case in point, the
‘I should have been in Black Swan’ bull shit. In my opinion, she thinks she’s the second coming of Meryl Streep, when actually she’s just a Dana Plato in disguise. Sad.
I don’t even think Lindsay is a natural redhead anymore. Her eyebrows and roots always seem to be a dark brown, not the beautiful red she had when she was younger. Not to mention she’s really fucked up her looks, that even going back to red hair won’t help her any. Not to mention her real hair is probably very short, because of all the bleaching and hair extensions, which will cause your hair to break off.
And Hollywood is done with her. No one wants her in their films, not just because she’s uninsurable, but because of her antics and of course, she’s highly unreliable.
So pretty much, the only way Lindsay gets any jobs is because people want the publicity that she brings. And most of these jobs are for not well known magazines or fashion designers.
But the way she is looking, she’s not even going to be getting these jobs pretty soon. There’s only so much you can photoshop and hide with make up.
What kills me is that I think she’s sober in many of the pictures we see. Don’t interpret that as ‘I think she’s usually sober’, but I think she thinks she has it under control, and cleans up at least slighty for these pathetic ‘jobs’.
On another note, though I enjoy Crackie Lindsanity Lolhan posts as much as any Celebitcher, I think sometimes the criticism of her physique can get harsh. I’m not saying she *isn’t* busted in most ways, but perversely I’d be willing to bet she’s still a stunning, not too cracked-looking girl in person (in photocall hours, not MOVE THAT INNOCENT BYSTANDER hours). And even in her ridiculous state… how many of us look that good essentially? I mean… I feel like bitching at pretty people’s imperfect moments – please ignore the shit-tons of understatement in all parts of that sentence – is a slap in the face to regular-looking folks. No?
Yeah… I’m an American living in Germany and I have to say they probably see this as a good thing. Germans really don’t see American celebrities in the same way. They probably think it will make them famous.
Plus I kind of think Germans are known for bad taste… some of them anyway… have really really bad taste. Not all, my Hubby is German and he doesn’t even know who Lohan is.
@Ben, we ordinary people are not paid to be beautiful; we’re paid to be functional. I feel that if you want to make your living off your looks, it’s your job – nay, your obligation – to maintain them. Otherwise, you don’t deserve to make money off them, and you should join the ranks of regular Joes.
Seriously Madisyn?!? Colour me excited! (I just picture you in my head as “Mad, dahling.” Or just “Mad” as a nickname that fits.)
Have y’all ladies seen this? Here’s the link!
http://www.eonline.com/news/lindsay_lohan_designer_philipp_pleins/266030?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories
So, our “prostitution whor-ah” theory is proven correct! (As if we needed that to confirm we are correct!) 😉
Her hair is lost to the bleach and extensions; her teeth are lost to the barfing and drugs; her career is lost to the drugs, booze, cracknanigans, and entitlement; her life will be lost to substance abuse.
Someone said that she looks like a woman in her 40’s trying to look like a woman in her 20’s. – But for a reason I still like her because of her talent in her early career. I still have hope for Linsay.
If by any chance , a remake of
‘Valley of the Dolls’ would be offered to her , her performance in it would be quite intriguing. – Listen up Hollywood start working on a script !
RE a “connection” with the designer. PR designed to put the gossip off the Lohan/Chatwell track. Chatwell must pay very well.
Hey Madisyn, Bellaluna 🙂 Reading the link you posted Bellaluna:
“Lindsay has many friends. He’s a gentleman. He brought her over there and was showing her around town. They went shopping and were just having a good time.”
What this really means…
“Lindsay has many clients. He pays her really well. He brought her over there and in return she blew him all around town. They went shopping (for rose quartz) and were just having a high old time”
I always wonder “how can she be that thin and still have a double chin?” the answer of course is coke bloat.
I would like to begin by saying My MIS Dept recently blocked celebitchy & as I usually visited during work, I have really missed the crack shenanigans!
Secondly, regarding Hohan’s teeth, I remember doxycycline being one of the drugs on her list for probation. It’s commonly prescribed for acne. I just started a low dose myself to treat rosacea. My biggest fear is that it will turn my teeth yellow, which is a common side effect of long term antibiotic use.
i don’t think lindsay is ever going to see the consecuenses, i lost hope i think shes going to keep doing what she does and not giving DAMN about anything. lifeisn’t fair
@ KLaw
Agreed, though I’m Canadian.
I can’t STAND Elizabetta!
Okay, that orange jumpsuit picture actually clears something up for me: some guys *love* trashy/good-time looking women. I could name some well-known men/presidents/whatever who notoriously fit that mold, but there is a certain type who are especially turned on by some hint of wildness or whatever it is . . . and I kinda see that in her in the orange pics.
And, hey, some women like really trashy looking bad boys.
here’s another interesting article.. did she really not even see the fashions until after she signed on?
perhaps the reason she jumped on this guy so quickly (pun fully intended) is because she needed to replace vikram chatwal?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2042055/Lindsay-Lohan-clinch-designer-appoints-spokesmodel-brand.html
I looked up that Wikipedia entry for Vikram Chatwal. It’s interesting. On the one hand he has a degree from Wharton. However, on the other hand—where to start? The entry includes the information that old Vikram has (allegedly)been to rehab and is known as a party animal. In the past he has dated Kate Moss. Daddy has quite a bit of money.
So, Daddy wants Lindsay gone ASAP. Lindsay signs with a designer she just met and with whose work she was not familiar. One day later she’s a world away from Vikram, the wife and baby running around Milan. And we are all talking about Plein and Lindsay not Vikram and Lindsay.
I see Daddy Chatwal’s hand in this.
She does remind of Marilyn Monroe now—at the end of Marilyn’s life when she started aging badly and getting bloated and her hair was super-bleached. She also looks like Judy Garland to me, but again towards the end of Judy’s life. I think the end may be near for La Lohan and I take no pleasure in saying that.
I think there were rumors about Lohan and Chatwai in the past. She’s socialized and stayed at his hotels in the past.
So do you guys think this thing with the designer guy is a fling, and business arrangement with benefits or just for the cameras?
Antibiotics only stain teeth brown or yellow when the teeth are still forming, so unless she took antiobiotics at a young age it will not change the colour of the teeth you can see in all the photos. Neglect and the harsh chemicals of a drug habit or the stomach acid of a bulimic on the other hand will destroy your teeth very rapidly leaving them weakened with pitted enamel and too unhealthy to resist rapid decay. The last thing on an addicts mind when they’ve been up for three days is yikes! Where’s my toothbrush and floss!
Her face is starting to look like a wax figure left in the sun too long. Scary.
Ruby Red, I am LOVING that translation!
dread pirate, no wonder I’ve missed you! The cracknanigans have been in exceptionally high gear lately. You simply MUST catch up. (And yep, “antibiotic teeth” i.e. doxycycline and [what’s that other one they don’t give to kids now?] is it tetracycline? are b-a-d news for the teeth!)
I’ve had my rounds with some meds the docs prescribed prior to Fibromyalgia being an actual diagnosed condition, with real-life meds to treat it. Those meds f’d up my teeth in a MAJOR way.
Bess – Yep. Her life is one gigantic publicity stunt. Any other behaviour belies her nature and doesn’t bring in the bucks. (After all, she has 2 parents and 3 siblings to support! Not to mention her & WO’s *ahem* habits.)
I take back what I said in the past few Lindsay posting’s she actually looks horrible again. She is aging so bad and she’s just in her mid twenties. She looks like a 40 year old women who’s not taking care of herself.
she looks like Judy Garland when she began to hit the skids
She looks like an adult who may have suffered child abuse or sex abuse growing up. She looks like she is dying in front of our eyes.
Bess, what HannahF said. methinks Big Daddy Chitwal needed to get rid of her, looked around for an asset that he is funding that is perhaps not doing so well, and shunted her in that direction. bye bye Lindsay.
@ Cherry Rose – when you bleach your hair that white blonde shade *any* roots will look “dark” by comparison, even if you are naturally blonde/blondish – especially in photos. One of the many reasons white blonde is a good look on practically nobody and on Lohan it especially brings out the drug damage in her face and ages her 10 years. Red hair tends to fade as you age. My hair is kinda dirty ash blonde now but was reddish when I was younger so I guess that’s what happened to Lindsay. Lohan looks best either auburn or a darker strawberry blonde imo, although I don’t think any hair color is gonna help much at this point.
I’m still grossed out and stunned from the close-ups of her finger nails and teeth.
I don’t understand the double chin. I’ve got a good 30-40kgs on her, and my double chin isn’t anywhere near as pronounced as hers is.
LiLo looks 10 years older than she is. Love Philipp Plein clothes. Very glamorous. Good marketing move to get LiLo as face for new collection.
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