Carrie Underwood debuts new, stiff bangs: bangs trauma or bangs fabulous?

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When bangs-lovers or bangs-havers yell at me for getting so frustrated and critical over the state of bangs-centric hairstyles currently invading celebrity women’s foreheads these days, one of the most common comebacks is often, “Some people NEED bangs.” I disagree on that point, almost always. You have to have a particular kind of face, or a particular kind of forehead issue to make real, honest-to-goodness BANGS work. I’m not talking about some little pieces around your face to add some depth – I’m talking about full-blown bangs (trauma), with the currently popular thick, blunt-cut bangs that go past a lady’s eyebrows. My point is almost always: “Look at how much these women look without bangs.” Look at Lea Michele before and after bangs – she looks so much better without. Look at Christina Hendricks, Rihanna, Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Lopez, and Penelope Cruz, and tell me that all of them don’t look so much better withOUT bangs. My point? It takes a certain kind of face to make bangs look better.

So these are new photos of Carrie Underwood debuting her new bangs over the weekend. Does she pull it off? Well… they’re not the too-thick bangs that are currently going around – these are more old-school, more “country/western” bangs that look flat-ironed and stiff. This is a look that many Southern ladies still do. For comparison, this was Carrie’s last hairstyle:

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She had some shorter piece up front to add depth, and… in my opinion, that hairstyle was so, so much better. These bangs ruin her very pretty face. They’re also too long and too stiff, by the way.

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  1. Blergh says:

    I’m just glad someone got a hold of her eyebrows.

  2. Annaloo says:

    She lacks that “edge” to carry off a look like this. Too big of a grin, not enough attitude. She looks like head cheerleader at Cow Pie High after a bad haircut at the mall, unfortunately. She’s still pretty though.

  3. gee says:

    They’re dated, they’re too thin and stiff, and they age her.

  4. Lindy says:

    Ugh to the whole hairstyle/color! Too harsh, looks sort of wispy, fried and straw-like. The bangs look like early 90’s to me. Not a fan.

  5. theotheryael says:

    girlfriend wears WAY too much makeup.

  6. podzol says:

    The cut and color makes her look like Suzanne Somers.

  7. ladybert62 says:

    Dont they tickle/bother her eyes – I cant stand hair in my face and dont understand how they can wear these long bangs without pushing them out of their eyes. Dont like it.

  8. mia girl says:

    I’m too distracted by the terrible ensemble she is wearing to make a judgment on the bangs.

  9. Judy says:

    Think her hair is pretty…not a fan, even though I’m from Oklahoma. She really likes to show off her legs…sick of looking at them and hate the outfit and the look, which, as someone else stated, she can’t carry off. She’s so stuck on herself that she thinks she looks hot, though.

  10. Bill Hicks is God says:

    You don’t use hairspray on wispy bangs like that.

    I like short rounded bangs, Bettie style but they’re really high maintenance. Worse still are 40s bangs that were rolled and pinned.

    Kaiser, why the bangs hate 🙁 on the right face they look amazing as with people with really high foreheads and they bring out the eyes. Jolie looks amazing in bangs and I don’t know why she doesn’t wear her hair like that…anyway.

  11. brin says:

    She looks adorable….I like the bangs.

  12. Dana says:

    Her hair reminds me of Heather Lockear’s when she was on Dynasty. Which was the hair that everyone in my 8th grade class wanted back in the day, now not so much.

  13. Abby says:

    I don’t care for the bangs, but I wish I had her legs. GAWD.

  14. malachais says:

    I think she looks better. Us girls with big foreheads need to cover them up, LOL. Her legs are fierce!!

  15. Heather M (Heather) says:

    I have always thought she was stunning (post AI which I never watched), but the bangs made me notice that her nose and chin are kind of pointy. Her nose points downward.

    So, suffice to say that I’m with you on this one, Kaiser.

    I think blunt (or wispy) full bangs only work on a face like Bardot. Tiny nose and full lips. Big forehead girls do need them, but they should be swept to the side so as not to draw attention to classically imperfect features.

  16. Lauren H says:

    Hate ’em. They do something odd to her face shape. Does anyone else think her top lip is looking suspiciously plumper in those new photos?

  17. Theuth says:

    I don’t like bangs because it’s required a lot of work to keep them even, ugh. But I think most people can look good with them: they can distract from a face who isn’t much proportional, especially with low forehead and big noses.
    All the women you have said, Kaiser, have beautiful faces which could be show with a bald head and still be incredible, so bangs distract from them.

  18. spinner says:

    I don’t like the thin, see-thru bangs.

  19. Happy21 says:

    She looks like she’s 40.

    Which wouldn’t be a problem if she were even close to 40 which she is not!

    Dislike!

  20. Dibba says:

    Like her better without bangs.

  21. Cali says:

    It’s a NO for me, but she is still cute and has great legs.

  22. Angie says:

    Speaking as someone who NEEDS bangs, I look hideous without them, I don’t mind the hairstyle. She looks nice either way. Lucky girl that she can mix it up.

  23. j says:

    It looks like she’s done something around her eyes. They look puffy or swollen. I don’t like her bangs but I don’t like her brows even more, so I think this is a good compromise.

  24. Scout says:

    I love bangs – the right bangs on the right face. I love my own bangs, in fact. They are cut to be able to wear in versatile ways. Can be to the side, wispy, fuller…

    Enough about me! LOL! I think CU looks better without them and more blonde for sure. Bangs soften some people’s looks and harden others. She is in the latter group I think. Yep, upper lip looks plumper – maybe just because in that older photo, she smiling???

  25. hmmmm says:

    She looks better without the bangs.

  26. flutters says:

    Not too big a fan of the bangs, to be honest. She’ll look better if she brushes the bangs off to the side.

  27. gg says:

    I think she’s one of the very few whose new bangs are actually done right. usually people wind up with a poodle-do by accident.

  28. Sanka says:

    Bangs trauma – only someone of a certain age can use that term. Just wait until your older, bangs will suddenly look quite different.

  29. Original Tiffany says:

    I hate everything. Bangs, loads of makeup, ugh.

  30. Firecracker says:

    She is really cute but definitely no bangs.

  31. Ally says:

    She needs to brush them to the side, and not spray hairspray on the front (just the top). If she wants to wear them in the middle like this, they should be thicker (i.e. more hair brushed forward and cut). Otherwise this looks super dated. But that might work for the CMT crowd.

  32. Alix says:

    No opinion on the bangs, really, but she needs to dial down the eye makeup a notch or twelve.

  33. eternalcanadian says:

    Never mind those tacky bangs which are a fail anyway, what the heck is Carrie wearing? It’s like she got dressed in the dark. Did she put on Mike’s boxers and forget to add a skirt or pair of trousers? Nothing works and what’s up with those shoes? She’s also pulling a Duchess Catherine with that black eyeliner and geez, mascara overkill or did she kill some minks to get fake eyelashes? Oh, and don’t forget those hair roots that you can probably see ten blocks away.

  34. JulieM says:

    I like the look; think she looks great; except for the heavy makeup. I am, full disclosure, one of those people who must wear bangs because of crappy hair and high forehead.

  35. Abby says:

    Obviously you don’t suffer from the five head some of us do. Unfortunately, bangs are a necessary evil those of us need to cover a large forehead or just have shitty genes that put your hair line farther back than everyone else’s. That’s a trauma? The real trauma here is a beautiful young woman wearing waaaaay too much makeup and an outfit on glitter overload. Bangs smangs …

  36. fallen says:

    The bangs look weird but its her face that looks really puffy to me.

  37. Kimberly says:

    Bangs are cute regardless, on most people, but bangs were more edgy back in what 2007? It seems every chick out of a relationship, or that just needs a change gets bangs. Kinda getting tired??

  38. Amy says:

    I don’t like thin bangs, see-through bangs either. And she should’ve addressed her root situation before she stood on a red carpet. Those dark roots makes the bangs look ten times more tragic.

  39. Oi says:

    Is it just the way she stands, or is she a little bow legged?

    Bangs are bad. Makeup also bad. Grey eyebrows? Really?

  40. Ally says:

    Actually I thought “bangs trauma” last night while watching the new episode of The Good Wife. Alicia’s hair is HIDEOUS!

    Plus she talks about “last night” with Will, but all the women apparently got major hair cuts and colors at a 24-hour salon before they came in to work and school.

  41. bessy says:

    oh no! I could care less either way on the bangs except that they are totally a strategic distractor from her NEWLY FILLED LIPS!!! not you too Carrie! you’re so sweet, don’t them touch your beautiful face!

  42. PAgirl says:

    Cosign with miagirl. The outfit is hideous. Is she pregnant?

  43. ManicPixieDreamGirl says:

    She should have just done a full fringe. It would give her some edge. Her look is always too safe.

  44. JaneWonderfalls says:

    I think she looks great! People have to understand women change their hairstyles, I change mind every few days.Good for her for trying a new look, I do agree with one of the posters who said she has on to much makeup. She’s a beautiful girl so less would be more for her.

  45. Holls says:

    Ruined.

    She is so beautiful without bangs! Everyone does not need to follow the trend. And her legs are smokin’, as usual.

  46. Callli Pygian says:

    Trauma.