Ian Somerhalder’s ridiculous photoshoot for Flaunt mag: funny or unbalanced?

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Ian Somerhalder has a new photoshoot for Flaunt Magazine which could best be described as “70s demented preppy off his meds.” He’s shown in loud mismatched resort wear while brandishing a gun and generally looking crazy. This is the same publication that had Kirsten Stewart pose in a trashy outfit while smoking cigarettes in a trailer, which seems positively quaint when compared to the ridiculousness that is this photoshoot.

In terms of the interview, Somerhalder talks at length about the environmental causes he’s involved in, and the new technologies he’s excited about that will help us live greener, cleaner lives. I know a lot of you find him preachy and sanctimonious, but he doesn’t come across like that to me here. He’s a man with a cause and he’s young. He wants other people to get as fired up about it as he is, and that’s refreshing to see.

“Here is the problem: university and professional ego are what set us behind in the times.” Now, he’s in the penthouse suite on the eighth floor of the Beverly Hilton, sipping rosé after a successful six-hour shoot. Somerhalder is in L.A. to work on his documentary, and to grace our pages. He lives in Atlanta, where he shoots The Vampire Diaries, the CW network show based on the serial novels by L.J. Smith. It’s a show young girls love—a strategic move on his behalf. Young girls, says Somerhalder, are “the most powerful audience in the world. What you can change is the next generation; generational change is the only thing that’s going to shift the paradigm. I used to get so angry, but then you realize that’s just wasting energy. But if you focus your energy and realize that it all comes from education, and it’s the sharing of information that will eventually blend out the bureaucracies that exist now.” Information is something Somerhalder’s far from lacking…

But, as you may have inferred from Somerhalder’s lofty aspirations for the liege of young girls that covet his resolute gaze, his is not the same old actor story; Somerhalder is not a one-trick pony. In unveiling the Ian Somerhalder Foundation in January of this year, which is now active in 190 countries, he’s given voice to a militia of young followers, aptly calling themselves the ISF Kids Army. Through the foundation, Somerhalder testified before Congress at a conference on energy policy in Washington, D.C. last week; he’s been offered an ambassadorship for the United Nations Environmental Programme; he’s bought a 195-acre farm in Louisiana to invite students to learn how to build green bunkhouses; he’s been trying to win his mentor Allan Savory a Nobel Prize for slowing climate change through holistic farming by directing a (soon-to-be-finished) documentary; and he’s begun Go Green Mobile Power which is about to innovate the county of Los Angeles and two oil companies with solarised lights. He’s trying to create an “environmental keeping up with the Joneses.

“We look at things like deforestation in Brazil,” he continues, “and we always say, ‘Oh god, it’s a shame what they’re doing down there.’ What do you mean ‘down there’?! There is no ‘down there.’ It’s all the same f*#%ng sphere! We’re literally in each other’s backyards, there is just a nautical distance between us, and for some reason we don’t see these distances.”

Those nautical miles are something Somerhalder thinks about everyday, having grown up in the Gulf of Louisiana, in the marshes that BP destroyed. Suddenly his frutti di mare—the fish, the crab, the shrimp—was gone. Somerhalder’s ex-girlfriend’s uncle, Peter Seligmann, the CEO of Conservation International quickly became a confidant of his, as too did Deepak Chopra, whom he met at a telethon on Larry King Live for Gulf Aid. He then met Allan Savory, and what started as a plight to bring attention to global environmental issues, inspired him to invest in the project and get his hands even dirtier.

“I am fed more information on a daily basis than I know what to do with,” Somerhalder says, “but if you start to study the history of the most phenomenal thinkers of modern times, guys like Buckminster Fuller, who in the ’40s designed cars that ran on ethanol that got 60 miles to a gallon that transported four people…” He trails off, then bites again, “What I’m saying is that we are perpetually pushed backwards technologically. Now fine, [the pushing] has been done for years; I say it stops now. I say the generations to come will start to understand that alternatives are available to them. I’m not saying shut down oil companies. You can’t fight them—they’re too big. Wouldn’t it be better to show them really amazing technologies that they can actually invest their money in? Instead of putting together gigantic funds to battle them? That seems like a much better bet.” He makes a point.

And then somehow we begin to discuss an even deeper topic of humanity: love. To that, he offers this advice, “I think we’re in love all the time with various things,” and he detours, “I mean, I know what it’s like to be in love, trust me, and it’s a very interesting game because it always inextricably brings up our deepest darkest insecurities. It’s just a matter of being able to see them, appreciate them, squash them, and let them go before they get the best of you.”

It’s getting cold on the balcony and Somerhalder’s rosé is long gone, leaving the smudged fingerprints on his glass to reflect in the light through the hotel window. The sunlight has fallen from the sky and lights turning on sparkle across the horizon of the ever-decadent Beverly Hills—people are using energy at an alarming rate. Somerhalder spots four ducks flying overhead. “Where are they going?” he asks, and then louder toward the flock, “Where are you going?” He rights himself. “Probably to some rich person’s pond.” Somerhalder looks into the night. “There are seven billion people in this world going through all this crazy insanity and we’re part of it, trying to save this and conserve that. We’re trying to protect this, trying to teach that, and to learn this, and not learn that. There’s so much sh*t, I don’t know how you could be bored.”

[From Flaunt.com via ONTD]

Somerhalder has testified before congress, he’s started his own charity and he’s also funded a green energy company and has a big farm to show these principles at work. I would love it if more celebrities got into causes like this. It’s better than reading about another train wreck, or hearing someone bitch about how hard it is to be rich, famous and privileged beyond most of our wildest dreams. Yes he uses a lot of unnecessary big words and sounds like that pseudo intellectual douche in your college earth science class who was always lecturing you about something, but I like that. I find it interesting and I love to see someone put their money and effort where their mouth is.

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31 Responses to “Ian Somerhalder’s ridiculous photoshoot for Flaunt mag: funny or unbalanced?”

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  1. marge says:

    that one stupid photo session

  2. Samigirl says:

    For the love of baby Jesus, why would they make someone so pretty look so ridiculous?!?!?!

  3. francesca says:

    For some inexplicable reason – I LOVE THIS!

  4. Kelsey says:

    I hate this guy, he’s SO full of himself. His Twitter is one of the most pretentious things I’ve ever read in my life. He makes it sound like you’re a heinous person if you’re not out saving the whales. It’s rubbed off on Nina too because she’s been saying stupid political crap lately that makes NO sense.

  5. Bite me says:

    Very pretty

  6. little girl lost says:

    this is AMAZING!

  7. Dana says:

    So he wants to make the world a better place by posing gleefully with rifles. Perfect for all the impressionable kids he’s trying to mold into better citizens. “kids, remember to recycle and clean your shotgun once a month”

  8. Kimbob says:

    I looked @ the pics before I read the article….and I’m not going to say what my 1st impression was just looking at the pics. But alas, I read the article, & I do too wish more people were passionate about conservation/earth friendly causes. Personally, I try my best to leave my carbon imprint as minimal as possible.

  9. Jen34 says:

    I’m not sure why he thought these photos were a good idea. They are not. However, he does good with his fame, so he gets a pass from me. Perhaps these photos are saying that he doesn’t take himself that seriously.

  10. gee says:

    He’s a bit much, but I respect him for acting on his ideals and not just talking like so many people do. Although I’m sure his jet setter life makes his carbon footprint huge.

  11. Iheartlasagne says:

    I really hope no one actually thinks he uses ‘a lot of unnecessary big words’ in this article, I didn’t find any. I haven’t checked out his twitter, maybe he does sound pretentious there, but I like him. Like Celebitchy noted, he’s young, passionate, fired up. At least he’s doing something to make a difference which is more than most of us can say. And he’s just so pretty! I like the photos, although the huge rifle is really strange and takes it to another level…of weirdness.

  12. Sloane Wyatt says:

    Ian is a VERY attractive man, inside and out! The photo shoot has gussied him up to look like an eccentric trust fund kid, but clearly that’s not who he is. I thinks it’s great that he’s using his wealth and his free time to help the planet and inspire impressionable young girls to do good.

    Trashing our planet is now in our back yard and beautiful wild places are under attack. Anything anyone does to make a difference is aces by me.

    Since when is it considered ‘douche’ to use your vocabulary in everyday conversation? Is it considered elitist to be well read and well spoken? I’m calling you out, Celebitchy, for contributing to the idea that the smart people should talk down to us ‘regular people’ and by indirectly endorsing the dumbing down of America.

  13. Gabrielle says:

    He’s just so hot!

  14. cmc says:

    The phot of him by the pool, laughing, and holding out his cocktail…um, that’s exactly what I hope my entire life feels like.

  15. Jilly Bean says:

    yawn… every generation thinks they are the first to change every thing…. back to sleep

  16. lucy2 says:

    I don’t think he sounds pseudo-intellectual at all, I think he sounds like a guy who has educated himself on something he’s passionate about, and is making every effort to do something about it. That’s great.
    The photo shoot is goofy though.

  17. danielle says:

    Good for him – for the cause and the photos where he doesn’t seem to be taking himself too seriously.

  18. Erinn says:

    @Marianne
    I like his lopsided smile 🙂

    I like that he’s so concerned with the environment, but at times he comes off as a bit preachy. Still, good for him.

    Part of me liked the photoshoot, part of me felt weirded out by it. I enjoyed the poolside photo, and the ones with the rifle, but the rest… meh.

  19. Quest says:

    He is such a gorgeous man I like some of the photos but not all. I think it could have been done better

  20. Marianne says:

    @Erinn : Well I hope you enjoyed those links I posted then…

  21. xxodettexx says:

    i love him love him love him; loved him as boone, love him as damon and love that his real life persona is kind, thoughtful and concerned with things most young, pretty things arent concerned with.

  22. ladylala says:

    Won’t lie – I love this. He is beautiful and the colours are amazing. Is it weird? Yes, but also great.

  23. Turtle Dove says:

    My, my, Ian. What a big phallus you have. Is someone trying to give Fass-dong a little competition?

    Silly shoot, but he looks good.

    Dana (7) – rotfl Thanks.

  24. Darlene says:

    HILARIOUS! I should hate it, but I don’t.

  25. Brooklyn says:

    strange photoshoot. very strange. but i don’t even care because DAMN that boy can give an interview.

  26. Devon says:

    I follow him on Twitter and he can sound sanctimonious and preachy which irritates me but there are some good things there too. He seems like a decent guy who is just really passionate and has a hard time reigning it in. I think I’ve mentioned it before that he gets on my nerves but it’s getting better. What I can’t stand is that RIDICULOUS hat he ALWAYS wears. He’s attractive and that hat does him no favours.

  27. Beth says:

    This is hilarious. I find his Twitter annoying, too, but I positively love him as Damon Salvatore, so I forgive him. And these photos are cracking me up. They’re horrible and perfect.

  28. kat says:

    I do love him. He is over the top and maybe just overwhelmed. I think once you open yourself up like that and you are already pretty well known, people bombard you with causes and it’s hard to know where to start and stop. He has saved a ton of animals and I see, just from rescue people that I follow, that he gets so many urgent animal causes and plights sent to him non-stop. So, hopefully all of that talk and energy will help at least of a fraction of the people he is shooting for.