Kellan Lutz is sorry this Kellan Lutz cover of Men’s Fitness isn’t big and Kellan Lutz-y enough for you, ladies. Kellan Lutz knows that you would prefer to see Kellan Lutz’s crazy, veiny, roidy arms and chest in a higher quality. Unfortunately, Kellan Lutz’s magnificent Men’s Fitness cover cannot be found in a larger image, in all of it‘s asexual, serial-killer-eyed glory. But don’t be deterred, non-Kellan Lutzes. Because you can see Kellan Lutz in motion for yourselves. Kellan Lutz is epic in this Kellan Lutzy video:

In the Kellan Lutzy interview with Men’s Fitness, Kellan Lutz throws out Kellan Lutzy gems like, “I always wanted to play a Greek god in something” in between describing Kellan Lutz’s Lutzy workout. Kellan Lutz is all about fitness, ladies. No fatties need apply for the position of Kellan Lutz’s girlfriend. Actually, no ladies need apply. Kellan Lutz is all about trolling Craigslist for “Dick”. Kellan Lutz explains his Lutzy workout: “I like to wake up with the sun around 6:30. I’ll just go for a run, drop and do some push-ups, run some more, do lunges, grab the rings, and do pull-ups. I’m an action junkie at heart. I love pushing myself to the limit. I don’t really have fears as far as heights, skydiving, or bungee jumping. I love mixed martial arts, weapons training, guns, knives, driving fast cars, and motorcycles. I love it all.” KELLAN LUTZ IS ALL MAN, bitches. Recognize.

Kellan Lutz wanted me to include some shots from Kellan Lutz’s Nylon Guys cover shoot too. Kellan Lutz has serial killer eyes, and you will like them.

Photos courtesy of Men’s Fitness, Nylon Guys.