Kellan Lutz got his roommate “Dick” off of Craigslist

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Did you know that Kellan Lutz has a new Kellan Lutzy girlfriend? She’s very appropriate for The Kellan Lutz. Kellan Lutz knows how to pick women for Kellan Lutz. Kellan Lutz demands beautiful women because Kellan Lutz knows how Kellan Lutz should roll with arm candy. But you non-Kellan Lutzs should know that it doesn’t really matter what Kellan Lutz’s girlfriend’s name is. The only name you need to remember is Kellan Lutz.

Which brings me to Kellan Lutz’s epic, Kellan Lutzy interview with GQ Australia. I don’t even have words for how WRONG Kellan Lutz is. Even Towleroad is calling out Kellan Lutz for the Kellan Lutzy strangeness and the Kellan Lutzy Closet.

The Twilight juggernaut might be reaching its epic climax but the gazillion dollar-grossing film franchise’s other sexy vampire, Kellan Lutz, isn’t about to slow the pace for anyone. And conquering Hollywood is just the start of this ripped Renaissance man’s ambitions…

Someone obviously missed a few classes at celebrity training school. Famous people are supposed to show up 10, 15, even 45 minutes late for a meeting of this sort, but Kellan Lutz is waiting around outside when I arrive 10 minutes early. His two hapless-looking dogs, Kola and Kevin (“I got Kola at the pound when I broke up with my first girlfriend, and Kevin we found on the street.”) are sniffing at their master’s ankles. Oh, and we’re at his house. The famous never let you come to their house.

Lutz, 26, gives the first impression not so much of a movie star or A-list model, even though he appears as the god Poseidon in the sabre-clanking 3-D epic Immortals, and on billboards as big as your apartment building for Calvin Klein’s X underwear line (he also plays a vampire in the moderately successful Twilight film franchise, the final installment of which opens in November).

Rather, at 6’1” and resplendently rippled, Lutz looks like a guy sent from some super-race of humanity to kick your arse. Well, mine specifically. He’s quite affable but his black sleeveless tank top fits so tightly against his sculpted torso, it’s a wonder the material holds. He’s wearing fingerless black lifting gloves. His black mesh shorts flex around thighs that bulge like rotisserie chickens. His calves, under black knee-high tube socks, are bowling pins stuffed into size-12 Nikes.

Celebrities do not typically email in advance, but Lutz had written to ask me to bring workout gear. This was rather amusing since (a) magazine writers are well known to be unsporty, bookish types and (b) it sounded like he was inviting me to actually work out with him.

“Maybe we should check out the beach,” he says, performing a kind of knees-up march-in-place move that one might do before, say, a run. The dogs start sniffing each other and Lutz looks antsy. “I get bored working out inside, so the beach has been my place lately,” he says. “I run, I swim, I play paddleball, basketball, do some mixed martial arts. I like mixing things up.” And clearly it’s working for him. He looks down at me. “You into fitness?”

It’s not that I’m not. It’s just that any mortal man in the presence of a towering powerhouse like Lutz can’t help but feel like a yellow-billed oxpecker on the back of a great hippo. Which is why I’m relieved when Kevin the chihuahua suddenly scampers off to bark at something inside. “That must be Dick,” Lutz says, following Kevin into the house. “Dick’s one of my room-mates.” Lutz isn’t dating anyone at the moment, but still. Room-mates? “I like being around people,” he explains, “so I posted an ad on Craigslist saying I was looking for new blood.” He looks to see if I get the joke. “Dick came by and we liked him, so, yeah, now he’s one of my boys.”

“My boys” is a term Lutz uses a lot, as in, “My boys all want to go to Vegas to watch the Super Bowl with me, so I say, ‘Great. I’ll provide the rooms and whatnot. All you have to do is buy a $400 plane ticket.’ That’s when my boys start moaning, ‘Oh, we have no money.’ But then I’ll catch them spending $200 a night getting drunk with a girl. What’s up with that?”

[From GQ Australia]

First, it’s nice that Kellan Lutz shows up early for appointments. I like that in a person, because I am that kind of person. Second, “He’s wearing fingerless black lifting gloves. His black mesh shorts flex around thighs that bulge like rotisserie chickens. His calves, under black knee-high tube socks, are bowling pins stuffed into size-12 Nikes.” So, basically, Kellan Lutz has little chicken calves. We knew that!

But really, why are we talking about anything other than the “Dick” interlude? Kellan Lutz posts ads on Craigslist looking for new Dick. Basically. Is it weird that International Movie Star, Heartthrob, Male Model Kellan “Kellan Lutz” Lutz goes on Craigslist to get a “roommate”. I wonder what Kellan Lutz’s Kellan Lutzy “girlfriend” thinks about all of this.

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

 

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27 Responses to “Kellan Lutz got his roommate “Dick” off of Craigslist”

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  1. Saoirse says:

    thats cassie from australian soap Home & Away! think she was also the lead in step up 3D..

  2. Bermuda Blues says:

    He found Kevin the Chihuahua on the streeet? It’s probably Paris Hilton’s missing Tinkerbell.

  3. jesikabelcher says:

    I just dont see the Kellan Lutz hype.. nope.. I dont see it..

  4. grisgrisny says:

    Anyone remember the blind from a while back about the actor in Vancouver trolling for gaysian strange on Craigslist? The poster kept mentioning how hot they were, how famous, how built, how Kellan Lutzy…

    I think its just been solved.

  5. Whatamess! says:

    Lol!
    He should room with Shia..interesting dynamic no?

  6. Quest says:

    Figures that Dick would be “one of his boys”…lol

  7. danielle says:

    Bermedua Blues – excellent theory! Tinkerbell went into witness protection and emerged disguised as Kevin! :^)

  8. LittleDeadGrrl says:

    Who invites someone to work out during an interview? Also … craiglist? Really? He doesn’t have a friend he can share his house with? Who out of college even wants to have a roomate? I guess you can’t talk in the third person out loud when you are alone …

  9. Cara says:

    He’s gay as liberace. A lot of the gossip says that pretty much every member of the twilight cast is bi except for Ashley Greene. I’ve always thought that was just gossip or people stereotyping, except for Kellan Lutz. That said, I don’t think he’s bi just gay. I’ve seen the guy with my own eyes walking around WeHo, not just the fashionable part, and I know very few straight guys who hang out in the area’s coffee bars/bars/restaurants. Plus he just screams of “try to hard to seem straight”

  10. Turtle Dove says:

    Epic post in its Lutziness.

  11. justez says:

    I dunno, this interview kind of made me like him. He seems very friendly.

  12. Tiffany says:

    @justez. I was thinking to same thing, he came across as likable and courteous to the interviewer. E-mailing ahead of time so they can be properly and not having them wait around for him. He also invited the interviewer into his home and told he he had a roommate. If it was such a big secret Lutz could have taken him anyplace else. I was not looking to much into it.

  13. Lila says:

    Oh course he has to get roommates off Craigslist. Gotta replace the ones he murders(seriously, look at those eyes!)

  14. Rose says:

    So he’s polite, punctual, and friendly? He must be gay gay gay, right? Just like Will Smith, Tom Cruise, The Jonas Brothers, Hugh Jackman…..
    These gay “witch-hunts” are so boring.

  15. NancyMan says:

    I had to read the caption for this thread three times before I understood it.

    I thought he was getting something else off or craigslist…. You got my attention! lol

  16. kimberly says:

    yes, he’s said that about dick many times before.

    I love his voice more than his face

  17. Denise says:

    Dick Doo (yes, that is is real name) is his roommate. I love reading Klutzy posts; he is such a legend in his own mind, that I can’t look away from the train wreck which are his publicity forays.

  18. hatekyle says:

    “thighs that bulge like rotisserie chickens…”
    hahaha funny, but how could you miss those baked potatoes and zucchini. sizzle!

  19. bee says:

    I didn’t know him before but now I love him. He seems nice.

  20. LittleDeadGrrl says:

    Nothing wrong with him being punctual and emailing ahead of time but if you read the whole thing he just comes out looking … off. The roomate thing is annoying and the way he talks about his bros … he’s just one of those guys who is too insecure to ever be alone. They need someone all the time …

  21. Cheyenne says:

    I cracked up laughing at “moderately successful” Twilight film franchise. That franchise is making money out the wazoo. The movies may suck but so far they are box office gold.

    I kind of liked Lutz as Emmett with those gold eyes. Haven’t seen him in anything else so far.

    @Rose: I agree. The gay witch hunts are getting boring as hell.

  22. corey says:

    He’s really hot and doesn’t seem to take himself too seriously(a winning combination IMO).I never understood all the hate directed toward him (ahem, Lainey). He’s just a cute guy that caught a break, enjoys what he does and yeah maybe wants to make a name for himself. Like, so what?

  23. VintageBum says:

    I had to do a double take on the title of this article lol

  24. Cookie says:

    What’s with the constant Lutz hating? I only know this guy from the Twilight’s and he seems ok in that. Have I missed something where he was crowned the ultimate douche in the universe or something? Seems like an average dude.