When I read the first sentence of this TMZ story, I felt the vom rising up. The sentence begins, “Lindsay Lohan’s genitals are a friggin’ gold mine…” VOM. Only wouldn’t it be more accurate if Linnocent’s genitals were a “copper” mine? Because she’s a ginger, you know. Copper. Ginge. Firecrotch. Her biscuits look like a cool autumn day in the mountains, the shades of red blanketing the landscape. With scabies.
Anyway, TMZ reports that in addition to her six-figure Playboy deal (which includes everything, the full ginge), an “adult entertainment company” is also willing to pay ONE MILLION DOLLARS… just for a mold of LL’s “lady parts”.
Lindsay Lohan’s genitals are a friggin’ gold mine — because Playboy’s million dollar baby has just received ANOTHER million dollar offer from a sex toy company … TMZ has learned.
The honchos from an adult entertainment company called FleshLight have fired over a letter to Lohan’s reps … hoping to seal a deal with the actress which would allow the company to take a mold of LiLo’s lady parts to produce “authentic” Lindsay Lohan sex toys.
Shockingly, the practice of genital molding is not that uncommon in the world of adult entertainment … loads of XXX actresses — including Jesse Jane and “Nailin’ Palin” star Lisa Ann — have copied their private parts for sex toys.
We’re told Lindsay hasn’t seen the offer yet … but sources close to the actress tell us, “She would never accept such an offer for any amount of money.”
As TMZ first reported, Lindsay is going full frontal for Playboy … but only agreed to the deal because she felt the photos would be “tasteful.”
[From TMZ]
LMAO, “She would never accept such an offer for any amount of money.” Like she has such high standards! Like Linnocent is sitting around, fielding all of this amazing offers. “No, I don’t get on my knees for less than $100 grand! Call back when you’re ready to make a real offer. Hello, yes? A mold of my what? Ten million or I’ll give you a mold of my middle finger!”
Honestly though… if I was faced with the decision between posing (tastefully) nude in Playboy for someodd $900K, or having a mold of my vadge made for $1 million, I think I would choose the mold. Right? It feels less creepy, honestly. But if I was Linnocent, I would do both.
Oh, and Star Mag had this sketchy story about the real reason LL isn’t going to be sent to jail – according to a “source,” “Lindsay has managed to form a friendship with a powerful political type. He’s promised her he’ll help get her out of trouble ASAP… the new friend has put her fears at bay and is offering her hope of getting the whole incident squashed.” Er… it’s Boehner, right? Weiner? Rick Perry!
Oh, and here are photos of LL from two days ago, where she brought two purses to the morgue (one purse for drugs, I’m assuming). One of the purses is a $4500 Fendi, and the other is a $1600 YSL. Of course.
Photos courtesy of WENN and Pacific Coast News.
I am so grossed out.
sigh.
I find everything disgusting.
Priceless! Not Crackie’s stanky vadge but this post!
And I thought it couldn’t get worst….feeling nauseous since the whole biscuit news hit the net.
Even tough you can have the real Blohan for some bucks and booze, I think the mold is a good idea for all the pervs out there – cause it isn’t as biohazerd as the real vadge.
I’m ill.
“Powerful political type”….could be anyone in crackland. How bout Joe Francis…lol.
How exactly would they do the moulding?
Would she be sitting there, or would they take a snapshot , pay her the 1 mil and be on their seperate ways?
If she isn’t there for it, why not do it. Not like she has much standards anyways.
Thanks Kaiser, the thoughts of Crackie’s STD laden vag has officially prevented me from going back to sleep. I’m going to have nightmares for weeks.
Oh Cynthia Plaster Caster, what did you start?
As it turns out, this is a cover story fabricated by the Department of Homeland Security involving the the cum-soaked cocaine-filled has-been formerly known as Lyndzie in order to protect vital military interests.
The actual story is as follows: Lyndzie was offered one million dollars for a sample of mold FROM her “lady bits” This has been confirmed by CDC spokeswoman Sara Bellum, who would be in charge of mobilizing outbreak specialists should the mold go out of control while on American soil.
Said military liason Colonel Hans Spank, “Yes. America has enemies around the world, and what better way to attack them than with our own home-grown Weapon of Mass Destruction?”
Although questions have been raised about whether using the collection of viruses around Lohan’s sexual organs might be a violation of the Geneva Convention, Colonel Spank remains optimistic. “Really, it’s not as if Lyndzie hasn’t gone to other contries and personally infected thousands of people by herself. We’re simply harnassing her viral power for the defense of America!”
In fact, many have speculated that the death of Libyan strongman Moammar Qaddafi was in some way related to a possible Lyndzie infection. “I can neither confirm nor deny that Lyndzies genital poisons were used in his downfall,” was the official reaction by a spokesman for NATO, who wished to remain anonymous. However, the rise in reported signtings of bags of sea jasper, lice outbreaks, auto accidents, and deadbeat failures jumping off the balconies of their apartments from at least three stories up in Libya points to only one conclusion.
We will keep you informed of further updates to this story as they occur. Thank you.
I wonder how long until she is a porn star.
@Addie: FAQ on vulval casting – Click me!
NSFW-ish (plaster casts of vulvas). Although it’s interesting to see the different shapes and sizes we (& our men *snicker*) come in! 🙂
I’m betting within a year or two she’ll do it, if they still want her.
I love the way her reps deny and then state she would never do anything like that…….like she has standards…hahah
@Addie
No, they actually do a latex mold. The do the same with male porn stars penises. The Fleshlight looks like a flashlight, but has fake labia and vagina. The guy basically bonks the Fleshlight. I saw all of this and the molding process on, I think, an episode of HBO’s “Real Sex.”
Q: Do you think Fire Crotch will give her Crack Mom and Jail Bird Dad some of her molds for Crackmas this year?
I’m sure Crack Mom will state that they are “so very proud of her” and that making the labia mold “went very well” and that little sis Ali was there to watch as the latex was being poured.
@gee, she will never be a porn star. Just a low life who has sex with random people for money and they film it. She probably does that now, but later us common folks will be able to view.
PEEEEEEE UUUUUUUU
she’s gonna blow through that Playboy paycheck in less than a year. then comes the porn flick.
Actually, I think the fleshlight that is molded after Lindsay would be a lot cleaner and safer than the real thing. Unless of course, there is a vial of biohazard materials that comes with it that you sprinkle on. Then that would be the real deal.
And this “political” guy is just probably one of her johns who has agreed to pay her legal bills. That’s probably the only way Shawn gets paid for being Lindsay’s attorney, is through her johns.
I am so naive. I never even knew this existed! I can imagine the packaging though – now YOU can have LL without the diseases for only $10! Eww.
Cherry Rose, just spit out my coffee laughing at the idea of an included vial of biohazard material that comes free with your LL crack-vadge!
“She would never accept such an offer for any amount of money.”
which is what she previously said about Playboy, right?
just a matter of time before she realizes that these are the ONLY paydays she’s going to get, and her mother (ugh, she does NOT deserve that title) will push her to do it.
ohhh,im praying to god she does the mold,that gives us endless trainwreck stories,will the mold come with her raspy,meth,crack voice…”oh god,harder”,take a listen to how her voice is getting worse,this is from the saints night.
http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2011/10/lindsay_lohan_talks_traveling_workout_secrets_and_new_obsession.php
hey,check this out,this is back in 2009,she was supposed to be in playboy…oh brother!
http://socialitelife.com/lindsay_lohan_does_playboy-09-2009/indsay-lohan-spends-the-day-shopping-7
On this thread and the last, all you people saying that the million dollar payout will be gone within ‘a year’, ‘6 months’, or ‘3 months’. Wrong. That money was SPENT BEFORE she got the check. Shawn has been representing her for a couple of years now and in the last 18 months, contantly. Not to mention 15% to WO, supporting Ali, cars, rent, shopping incessantly, and most importantly booze and ‘rose quartz’. Being hundreds of thousands in debt and maintainting THAT lifestyle is expensive. Hooking only pays so many bills. My opinion only.
I hate her.
I still hold out hope that the whole Playboy “shoot” was just a test run, and Hef will decide that he doesn’t want her stanky crotch in his magazine. With any luck, he has been paying attention to every site reporting on it and the 50 YUCK comments to the single “I’d buy it” comment.
“Her biscuits look like a cool autumn day in the mountains, the shades of red blanketing the landscape. With scabies.” LMAO HAHAHA F-ING HILARIOUS!
So early in the day and yet so many laughs provided by this thread and the hilarious posters!
Thank you all!
Biscuits and Gravy: “Southern” Comfort Food for the Whore Family
lol..i wish lindsay would jump off her roof,should be about the same height as her fathers jump,when the police knock on her door,but then again she would just land on a photographer,that would be classic.
Lindsay Lohan demands spray tan for Playboy shoot. Let’s send Playboy a case of Lindsay-B-Gone and spray the crap out of her with it.
Maybe they wanted a mold to mass produce some prototype dolls with a vag of doom.
I looked fast and thought someone was offering her $1 million for the mold ON her ginger biscuits. When you think about it, that actually makes more sense.
@Seal Team 6…I saw that ep of Real Sex too.
would the mold offer the choice of random infectious std? or is that seperate at expense of the loser that would purchase this crap?
LOL @Enny!
#Original Mia
I loved that show. Did you see the one where they acted and dressed like horses? Very Proto Furry.
She would probably be a better mold for a ductwork cleaning company.
Good morning everyone..late to the party today ;)…. Good thing I already ate & took meds after reading this I think I would be defin vomiting Kaiser.. Lol @Red Dawning- hilarious!! @ Enny hsha that would be funny! @Seal Team & Original Mia..saw that episode as well. Surprising what HBO shows late at night when one can’t sleep.
Ladtbert62 hope your having a good day….hope everyone does..
what is happening to her face? The weird lips, the garish make-up, the puffiness….not sure what’s going on there. She’s not healthy looking
I agree w/ Madisyn that PB money’s already been spent..I give her less than 2 weeks and she will take this offer… Just like she caved on nude in films and saying no to PB….. Such a classy Skank isn’t she?
A vadge mold would be THE ONLY safe way to have sex with Linnocent.
Re: The Extra Tv clip
This is the same event where everyone got a good look at Linnocent’s disgusting teeth. I’m surprised the journalist didn’t dry heave from getting a whiff of Crackie’s breath.
Also, do you guys think Crackie actually got $900k from PB? As we’ve all commented, her lady parts have been all over the internet for years. Nothing new to see.
I am as suspicious of the $900k from PB as I was of the $500k from that Philipp Plein in Milan.
Fleshlight can play “hide the crack rock” in one of the rubber vaginas and the unlucky loser that finds it can meet Lindz in person. It’s one way to guarantee she actually shows up for her appearances!
Also Re:the playboy shoot. I’m thinking she’ll recreate the pink satin sheet Monroe pose. You know, because she thinks she’s the reincarnation of Marilyn
@seal team, I saw both of the episodes you’re talking about. Interesting stuff. The one that really shocked me was the “pegging” episode!
*mornin’ ladies, hope everyone is doing well*
@theoriginalbellaluna- lmao! Omg hubster said the same thing when I told him about this latest LILO ick! Great minds think alike,,
@MorticiansDoItDeader..morning hon..
I call BS on this. It’s just free publicity for the company.
BTW, if you ordered a “Lindsay” how would you be able to say if it was anatomically correct or not? Sheesh. I suppose it goes with out saying that only dumies buy something like this to begin with?
Nice bruise on your arm…looks like its from the daily use of a tourniquet.
What about the person who makes the muff mold? I think the biscuiteer should get at least as much as the biscuit. For hazardous duty pay.
I don’t believe these $1 million payouts/offers for a second. I could see Playboy shelling out a million for, say, Aniston or Jolie, but Liho? No.
A vadge mold of her vadge mould? Can we call it Lindsay Lysol?
I cannot even respond. Disgusting, vile, wretched, desperate…
I wonder if for an additional price, there will be a “prize” inside the fleshlight? Perhaps a baggie of “rose quartz” or “sea jasper”?
Really, Lindsay shouldn’t have let the fact a company wants to make a Fleshlight of her out. This is way too easy to mock.
@Madisyn – I agree. The money’s already gone. If she indeed did get $1M from the shoot, it’s pretty much gone.
Though I doubt she got that much. Maybe when Lindsay wasn’t so universally loathed, and she still had a somewhat okay reputation in Hollywood, I could see Playboy offering $1 million. But now? No way.
I wonder if Playboy will enclose a vomit bag with the issue Lindsay’s in? Because I would definitely be retching after looking at her body.
Good morning all. In regards to whether the near million dollar check has already been spent, I seriously doubt it for several reasons. First and foremost, Crackie wouldn’t do anything without getting something out of it(ie..cash in hand). Just because she has credit debt exceeding 600 thousand, does not mean she is going to pay it all off. Now she might pay a token amt., but only enough to keep them from taking her to court. Credit card debt is forgiven in bankruptcy, so in order for them to get their money they have to be lenient to a point so as not to force the debtor’s hand. Micheal Jackson owed millions for years and only in death, did they get their money. So while the first thing most of us would do would be to pay our debts, I seriously doubt that Crackie would. If she’s smart(LOL), most of that check would not even be deposited in a TRACEABLE bank acct. especially with all the other people suing her. Second, it is my opinion that Crackie made substantial payment to Holley already in the form of her appearance on THE TONIGHT SHOW. Why Jay Leno when every other person was clamoring for a interview? Seems odd doesn’t it? Not if you know that Holley’s husband is the vocalist for the show’s band. I willing to bet that Holley was well compensated for securing Crackie’s first and only post jail interview with Leno. Now I’m not saying that Crackie’s debt to Holley has been paid in full, but a big part of it has. The main reason, I beleive, in her posing for PB was to take care of her family and to keep herself somewhat solvent when and if she goes to jail. Proof of this will be evident when the Judge excuses her multiple VOPs. Crackie will be papped blowing off her community service once again in favor of shopping and partying binges without a care in the world about saving for a rainy day.
I believe the person pouring the latex on that moldy, skanky, crotch of hers should get hazardous duty pay….that is if they can find someone to do it.
Bess
I mentioned the other day, she didn’t get a million from PB and she didn’t get 500K from Phil. Like a few have noted, PB has not said ONE WORD about Blohan. Some have even said Hefner takes ‘test shots’ first, to see if a person is photogenic. So until I see a confirmation from PB, I’ll wait to congratulate Blohan on another brillant grift.
Two, where would a no-name designer come up with 500 k for this twit? Yes, he has investors and whatnot, but that money goes to the clothes, seamstresses, and hundreds of people before the money goes to the ‘models’.
I’m with you Bess, not buying it. This is ‘WO spin’, trying to ‘inflate’ Blohans price, like she’s ‘desirable’. Also, by exaggerating THIS MUCH, it guarantee’s press. Bitch, please!
G
“I call BS on this. It’s just free publicity for the company”.
Completely agree. First, this company wouldn’t have a million to give to Blohan. How many times have we seen a company mention her name just to get publicity? And then NOTHING comes of it? I don’t feel one iota of sorry for this slag. What this FleshLight company is doing, Blohan does ALL THE TIME. How many times has Blohan attached her name with someone famous? Tom Hardy and Guy Berryman immediately come to mind in the last several months. So don’t bother passing me a crying towel for Blohan’s name being associated with this sick shit. She brings it entirely on herself and plays the EXACT SAME GAME. Its called karma twit!
OK, my pontificating is over. Good Mornin Crack Cliquers, cracktini anyone?
Maybe I’m a sex snob but what kind of loser would use a Fleshlight?
Why are you naming Republican politicians who have no relationship to California? She is probably a flaming liberal and the politician is probably a Democrat in her district, why not say Barbara Boxer or Diane Feinstein?
Denise
She is a liberal. If you’ll recall, she volunteered to shill for Obama at the last election and they turned her down flat, saying in essence, “Lohan is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us,” a top source on the Obama team told the paper. BURN!
Update
Days of CS/Jail?/16 hrs Total or Wkly?
bellaluna – To Be Announced
Firecracker – 1/Yes/16 Wkly
LeeLoo – 1/Yes/16 Total
Diane – 1/YES
MacScore – 1/Yes
Sillyone – 2/No/16 Wkly
Morticians – 2/No/16 Wkly
Lady D – 2/No/16 Total
Green Eyes – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
ladybert62 – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
Seal Team – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
HannahF – 2/Yes/16 Total
Cathy – 2/Yes/16 Total
WTF – 3/YES/16 Total
Dawning Red – 3/No/16 Wkly
Lucky Charm – 3/Yes/16 Wkly
Bess – 4/No/16 Wkly
Original Tiffany – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
Newtsgal – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
Nina – 6/No/16 Total
Madisyn – 2/Yes/16 Total
Uh, Belle, its ‘Cracktail Friday’, what time are you starting?
A mold of the firecrotch??? So lesions, warts and all?
Must go barf now.
skuddles – ewww….lol
You know she’s going to… eventually. She wasn’t ever going to get naked, and now she’s never going to get a mold of her kibbles and bits, so in Lindsay speak that means next year look for my vagina on a shelf (in your closest sex shop) near you.
I’ve seen her gnarly hoo hoo. One look at a copy of it would give me an instant soft-on.
“…if I was faced with the decision between posing (tastefully) nude in Playboy for someodd $900K, or having a mold of my vadge made for $1 million, I think I would choose the mold. Right? It feels less creepy, honestly.”
wait, the mold is LESS CREEPY? love you Kaiser but am going to have to disagree with you on that one…
What is the difference?? Either way guys will be getting off from her…either by pictures or the mold of her who-who.
I must be crazy because they are the same to me. 6 in one hand half a dozen in the other.
I think there is already enough mold on her ginger biscuits.
I don’t doubt Fleshlight has $1m (they’re pretty popular and have been around for a few years). They’re no creepier/gross than the Pocket Rockets I’m sure many of us ladies have.
But the reason I think this is BS is where’s the market? Seriously, are there any guys these days who want to bang Lindsay Lohan? Maybe 5 years ago but who’s looking at that and thinking, “HOT”? I don’t know a single guy who’d hit that and I know some pretty hard-core manhos.
Mad – As soon as I get back from the store we’ll start on the cracktinis!
I’m thinking about placing my bet, and I really want to say she’s only going to complete 16 hours, but maybe I’ll be original and say 24. (That’s 3 days, and no one has placed that bet yet.)
Is there any word on her CS/whether she showed up today? I really can’t see her showing up on Halloween, as I’m sure she’ll have TONS of partying to do. In my mind, that eliminates Nov 1 too.
Remember how often her mother would screech “But she’s just a child!”? I guess that thought goes out the window when there’s cash to be made from stuff like that.
As with the PB…who wants to see this? She is not remotely attractive anymore, I just can’t picture guys looking at that cracked out mess and thinking yeah, she does it for me!
Belle
Let me know when you return from the store and we’ll have cracktini’s under the ‘cone’ umbrella out by the vat. Its a nice day today, but bring your ‘pink fur’ jacket (you know the one) cuz its chilly at dusk.
She showed up today, according to TMZ, so actually all of us who said 1 or 2 days of CS are OUT. Being the ‘losing’ betting woman I am, but a betting woman nonetheless, those who said 3 days are lookin good. I doubt she’ll go Monday or Tuesday because in her eyes, she’s done more than the recommended amount.
Of course, I was going to ‘erase’ all of us that said one or two days and then I remembered her court hearing in July when it was reported she had done 33 hours. Lo and behold, it was an ‘administrative error’ and was actually 22 hours. She could, afterall, get sent home today, be ‘disruptive’, or leave early and not get credit. So I’ll wait for Nov. 2nd to make an official ruling.
I don’t know what you mean by ’24’. There is no possiblity of a ’24’ in the bet. 3 DAYS, yes, but not ’24’. Anywho, let me know.
Kaiser, you are RUINING AUTUMN FOR ME!!!
And…. I have cancelled my appointment at the dentist to have a mould made for the crown on my molar. Because all I would be able to think about would be… you know what.
@Madisyn and Rio. I don’t doubt they have the million, I just think they have probably already gained the public interest in this product with this news story and can keep it.
Also, how would they calulate the ROI? A million dollar investment here would have to return some serious money to be worth it. Could there really be enough Lindsay cooter sales to justify the investment? I don’t think so.
TMZ had a live camera for Michael’s walk into the jail, but the article has disappeared now. He must be safely inside. Look for a court hearing sometime over the weekend.
No, I did not waste my time watching a loser go to jail. Bet he misses the hospital. Hope he’s in pain.
Our poor world is sick.
Belle
I couldn’t wait, I’m bad, bad girl. I started at 4pm, my first cracktini all week. Check your in-box and get back to me.
y
I saw the ‘Hannibal Lechter’ (as TMZ calls it) exit out of the sheriff’s van, in a wheelchair, into the station. Well, he couldn’t be in that much pain, cuz the AMOEBA was still blaming Kate, completely exonerating himself, and telling the press all about it. My God, he’s a fvckin twit!
I must confess, although I’m looking forward to HIS hearing NOT like I am Blohans, I do have to admit, I get a warm and fuzzy feeling just thinking about what this judge is going to say to the prick. I have a sneaking suspicion the fury unleashed will be EPIC!
Mad, alright, I’m back, pink fur (faux, of course) coat in tow.
(I do have to pop in & out though, as I’ve a stuffed chicken – easy dinner – in the oven and Little Boy has been hell on wheels since Sunday!)
I don’t know why I keep doing that, betting HOURS instead of DAYS. Must have crack on the brain or something! 😉
How chilly is it getting there? It’s been getting down to freezing here at night, and staying chilly-ish during the day. Today was actually the first warm-ish one all week.
I always laugh at the irony of the “tasteful” or “classy” nudie shoots. Like it’s Rodin or Rubens doing the “art” work. Spare me.
Belle
Ok I’m heading there now! ‘Chat’, it is.
Its WARM not hot during the day, but it gets down in the low 50’s at night. So for a SoCal girl, parka weather. For others, not so much.
Awww I think it’s cute that she really thinks that anyone would be willing to pay her 500K or a mil for anything or that any one believes her. She’s a washed up has been at the ripe age of 25 and everyone has seen her nasty lady bits. I would believe that she made some sketchy high profile friends who she does “favours” for or if she’s smart (hahaha) she’s blackmailing them for $.
I wasn’t interested in watching Michael go into the jail, but I can hardly wait to hear what the judge has to say to him.
Most women on this earth will never be glamorous movie stars. And for those women, I would not think less of them for posing for pics (or molds or what have you) to support their families. In the interest of fairness, I won’t think less of LL – who will never be a glamorous movie star – either.
@Denise:
I looked up Lyndzies zip code and all the possible state senators and assembly persons in or near her zip code who might represent her are Democrats. Furthermore, both congresswomen and the governor are Dems, and Lyndzie leans heavily to the left and wouldn’t ask a Republican for help, so I have no answer for you, although Wiener is a Dem, albeit from New York.
Personally, I think the politician who offered to help her out is Bill Clinton.
This is a semi random question that is purely speculatory and likely to be a loaded and sensitive topic but it popped into my head at school today and I’d love to get some thoughts. I almost feel bad asking it or even thinking such a thing because this is such a touchy topic.
Do any of you think it is possible that Michael sexually abused Lindsay? Please understand I am not saying that he actually has but I feel there is suspicious behavior that would 1)explain his obsession with his daughter (aside from the famewhoring) 2)explain why Michael dates girls closer to Lindsay’s age and who also have share a resemblance to her 3)explain even further why Lindsay refuses to sober up (studies have shown that addicts who have difficulty getting clean are masking traumatic memories…could also be from physical abuse as a child, but she’s been pretty open about that).
I’m just curious to see if people see that as a possibility. I don’t want to be insensitive to people dealing with their own traumatic memories of such a nature. While I think Lindsay needs to be responsible for her own behavior, I feel there is something more serious she is trying to hide from. I make these remarks because I honestly wish I could understand why Lindsay is the way she is and this is me wondering if this is something people have previously discussed and what their thoughts are.
No, LeeLoo, I don’t think Michael molestested Blohan. And I’ll tell you why. Because after all that has been said and done, the HATRED between Blohan, Dina, AND Milo, they would have SHOUTED AND SCREAMED it off the rooftops for sympathay AND attention. I think he is a C U N T of the first order, no doubt, but the fact that he dates ‘younger women’, don’t all short men who have small penises do the same? They have to ‘validate’ themselves somehow. Drive fancy cars and date younger women? Thats nothing new in this day and age, nor has it ever been.
No, I don’t believe he dates younger women because he’s ‘in love’ with Blohan. I believe he dates younger women for his own ‘validation’. My own father married a woman 5 yrs. my senior. Michael Douglas married a woman 25 yrs younger, shall I go on? There’s no shortage of ‘May December’ romances anywhere in the world, Milo is not the first to come up with that premise.
Now to address your 1, 2, 3’s.
1. His ‘obsession’ with is daughter is about money, and money alone. If one of his son’s were famous, he’d focus on him.
2. Why does Milo date women Lohans age? Because he’s a middle aged man going through a mid-life crisis. Like most middle aged men, who wouldn’t want an early 20 something female?
3. She ‘refuses to sober up’ because SHE DOESN’T FVCKING WANT TOO! She will if, one of two things, she ‘wants too’ or ‘she dies’, her choice.
Nuff said.
I see what you’re saying Madisyn. Still there is something so odd about all of it. But you have a valid point that at the very least Dina would have accused Michael of doing it at some point. I’m not trying to argue your point But understand, it’s not the fact MiLo is dating a younger women it’s the way in which he preys upon them. Yes, I know part of it is because of the fact he’s a creepy sociopath but it’s the fact he finds these girls that look like Crackie. I would think that any man with children who chooses to date a woman close to that child’s age would want someone who looked nothing like their child. Mind you that’s conjuncture and speculation on my part as I have never been in such a situation.
Thanks for being patient, It was one of those thoughts I had to get out of my head and speculate on.
meh.. i have no pity for lilo.. I’m with Lainey.. she’s not sad smut. She’s an entitled and ungrateful brat. Lainey’s post ripping lilo a new one over blohan being “unfulfilled” about helping a homeless shelter really says it all for me. Totally agree. there is no decency in this girl, only selfishness. She just wants to act like she’s all that.
LeeLoo
You said: “Yes, I know part of it is because of the fact he’s a creepy sociopath but it’s the fact he finds these girls that look like Crackie. I would think that any man with children who chooses to date a woman close to that child’s age would want someone who looked nothing like their child”
I so disagree. Where do you see a simalarity? I can’t stand that cvnt Milo, so don’t get me wrong, but because his ex-wife DYES her hair blond. His ex, who had a restraining order on him, Erin Mueller is a ‘blond’, because his current ‘ex’ is a blond’. What does that mean? Crackie is a natural redhead. So in my book, he has never tried to ‘attain’ his daughter. He’s like every other middle aged man, in the fact, that he wants a blond half his age. Nuff said.
That cvnt is a lot of things, but a child molester, he is not. We would have heard about it if he was.
Merry Crackmas ornaments: Lilo vadge molds hanging on the Lohan family tree.
@Dawning Red
I agree that the pol Linnocent is talking about is Bill Clinton, but no way he would get involved in this. Our Crackie probably thinks she and Big Dawg are best buddies now or something. Delusional.
About the “powerful political type”, it could be that Lindsay and/or Dina originally met this person at a party or club and were given the usual political-type conversation of “call on me any time”. Lindsay and/or Dina took it seriously and called. I doubt any political person wants to be associated with the Lohan family at this point because Lindsay has thumbed her nose at the justice system too many times. It is California, though.
@YT
Yup, that’s my take on it, too.
Anybody know if milo is with the judge yet??
LMAO-The judge verbally slapped the crap out of milo….NO BOND!!!
LeeLoo,
I’ve often wondered if LL had been sexually abused as a child as well. I thought there was a possibility that it was Michael Lohan or other male family members (like uncles).
I don’t think the women ML has dated/terorized resemble Lindsay alot, but that’s my opinion.
I do agree with you that ML is obsessed with her and gets extremely jealous of any “outsider” that gets close to LL.
I think both Linnocent and Dina would have reason to cover something like sexual abuse because of the stigma that’s still attached to it or in WO’s case, C.Y.A. I could imagine WO thinking, “People already think I’m a bad parent”. “What would they think if it came out that I knew my daughter was being molested, but I didn’t report it”?
I do think LL keeps screwing up because she’s trying to hide something. Maybe she’s sorry she “came out” with Samantha Ronson. Maybe she doesn’t want to be financially responsible for her family and this is her way of getting out of it.
TMZ has video of Michael’s court hearing.
http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/29/michael-lohan-denied-bond/#.TqwUcXLlo_c
The judge ain’t buyin’ his BS.
ETA: There are two separate videos.
She should do it quick before her stinky ol’ thang falls off!!!
Danielle
The 3 video were OK, I was expecting more, I guess. Do you know when the idiot is going to trial? Was a date set?
Anyone know?
I want to know if the fleshlight Cracken model comes with freckles? That guy is going to get carpal tunnel syndrome from painting all those f’ing dots.
ITA, it would be the ONLY safe way to have sex (ewwwwww) with the Cracken.
Screeeeeeeeeee! It needs a built in sound that screams that at orgasm.
Sorry, I had a premiere and party last night. I’m hung over and a little ooky and obviously disgusting things are running around in my head. No sea jasper, but free flowing bottle service. Blarf. It seems like once a year I really tie one on. I’ve got scrapes and my back hurts from dancing on a table all night-with the hubs of course. Man does this company know how to throw a party! I was doing my best Cracken impersonation. BTW, why do all girls at clubs dress up like complete whores for Halloween? It’s like an excuse to be naked. I felt so prudish with actual clothing on:)
I guess Michael Lohan will be unable to make the rounds on the interview shows re: 11/2.
She better take these people up on their offer. It’s not like she’ll ever be an A list actress again. Beggars can’t be choosers!
@ mad,i didnt hear a court date,wow so much to look forward to with blohans
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