Coco wins the Halloween prize for “Most Gravity-Defying Costume”


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As I said yesterday, in the Kim Kardashian versus AnnaLynne McCord post, I enjoy seeing the time and effort some celebrities put into their Halloween costumes. CB is going to be covering Heidi Klum’s well-thought-out and expensive-looking costume momentarily, and I believe Klum is probably the gold-standard of non-Slut-o-ween costumes. And here we have the gold standard of regular Slutoween costumes: Coco. I’m not even looking at Ice-T’s Hannibal Lector outfit. Just look at Coco.

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I bet that Coco didn’t even have to buy anything extra for her costume. I bet she had everything already in her closet, right? The fishnets, the corseted bustier thing that defies the laws of gravity. Seriously, how is that staying up? Maybe she bought the devil helmet, which is my favorite part of the ensemble. That thing is seriously cute.

Anyway, Ice and Coco dressed up and partied at LAX Club in Vegas. According to The Mail, “As they arrived at the red carpet event, Ice could barely keep his hands off of his wife of 10 years and Coco lapped up the attention as she pouted and purred in every conceivable pose. But inside the performer took the mic and brought some old school rap to the packed club.” He rapped in his Hannibal mask? Awesome.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Quest says:

    The corset is painfully sufficating her boobs

  2. brin says:

    Yeah, that’s just regular attire (non-attire?) for Coco!

  3. Eve says:

    I can’t stop thinking about the fishnets and how uncomfortable they must be there at the top…you know, on her crotch.

  4. Bubbling says:

    Oh Coco, bless her little heart and slutty ways

  5. I.want.shoes says:

    I feel silly for even asking this but, is the backside a g-string?

  6. Pyewacket says:

    She’s tacky and all, but I like her and Ice.

  7. Francesca says:

    Her outfit looks way too small.

  8. Cathy says:

    What the f*ck is she suppose to be????

  9. Pinoys says:

    I spot a nipple on the last pic ..yikes on the right side of her bust

  10. Eve says:

    @ I.want.shoes:

    I was searching for pictures (to answer your question) when I stumbled upon this:

    http://www.thefablife.com/2011-10-20/cocos-butt-answers-twitter-questions-about-cocos-butt/

    No comment (but let’s just say it made my day).

  11. madpoe says:

    Oh my je-susssss!
    I always wanted to know what a bedbug looked like in fishnets. thanks loco, i mean Coco!

  12. BerMan says:

    I like this couple. They are loud and proud. Coco is comfortable and flaunts and her short voluptuous body, her style and her way with no b.s. Kudos!

  13. Cathy says:

    @madpoe..thanks for answering my question….bedbug in fishnets baahhhaaahhaaaaaa

  14. Roma says:

    When did Coco and Megan Fox get the same face?? Seriously. But I love Coco and have to believe that she had it first.

  15. Agnes says:

    I love Coco and I love them together! They look fun and totally into each other. (And I thought she was wearing a mouse ears helmet…)

  16. Coco says:

    My vag is having sympathy pains just seeing how that fishnet appears to be strangling her lady bits.

  17. retyah says:

    Her lumpy boobs are freaking me out.

  18. gee says:

    @ .Eve:
    YOU’RE KILLING ME. LOL!!!!!

  19. Kloops says:

    I love these two lunatics, but I don’t understand her costume at all. Of all the bizarre components it’s the sparkly helmet that is the most confusing.

  20. Kasey says:

    Go ahead and yell at me for bringing up size/weight but I could never figure Coco out. Her enlarged boobs, large butt and THICK thighs (BTW-the thighs make me think her lower half is natural) make her look like she should weigh a lot or be a size with at least 2-digits but with her flat stomach and toned arms she comes across (when more covered up) as tiny and trim. With the exception of her overly-revealing outfits, I like her but her body baffles me.

  21. aenflex says:

    i love how in love they are. i remember a reality show with them a long time ago, not the recent one, and it was clear back then that they had something good, something hater-proof.

  22. Patroushka says:

    Y’know what’s sad? I’ll bet she thinks she looks really good.

  23. Cherry Rose says:

    That’s Coco for you! I seriously don’t mind Coco. She seems very sweet, and she owns up to her sluttiness. Plus, her and Ice are a sweet couple, and you can tell they really do love ach other.

    Though I really don’t know what she’s supposed to be. A sexy she-devil?

  24. WaywardGirl says:

    I freakin love Ice and Coco. She has been dressing like this for years and she doens’t care what people say about it. She does her thing. And yes, Ice and Coco are very cute together. I loved their show on E!

  25. Original Tiffany says:

    Oh Coco T, you are so endlessly amusing.

    Those are some bad looking fishnets, would have been better if the squares were not huge and doing weird things to her.

  26. IAMEROK says:

    Ham Hocks..she reminds me of ham hocks when they are hung to cure..I do admit that I like Coco tho and her IDGAF attitude!

  27. Ana says:

    I have no idea what she is supossed to be, I thought the glittery thing was an anime’s character type of hair…hmmm

  28. sassy says:

    i’m not sure that Coco is aware that it is Halloween. This looks like normal dress for her to me…

  29. Brooklyn says:

    so… i get that there’s a lot of booby action going on but what exactly is her costume? my only guesses thus far are: slutty teddy bear, slutty astronaut devil, slutty… well there is JUST slutty. but whatevs – let the married couple do their thang!

  30. Camille says:

    I thought she was wearing a pig ears helmet LOL. To me she looks like a slutty Miss Piggy lol.

  31. Nev says:

    I’ll bet her back hurt all the time with that load up top.

  32. Turtle Dove says:

    Eve… warn a gal would ya…! Geeezzzz. lol

    After looking at Coco’s buttocks (thanks Eve), I think that she has a** implants. Has this been bandied about already? Give me the 411.

  33. Eve says:

    @ Gee:

    You’re welcome!

    @ Turtle Dove:

    Sorry! But if I warned you then it wouldn’t have the same effect (that “BAM!”) it had when I myself saw it.

    I swear I wasn’t looking (specifically) for that picture — I just happened to stumble upon it so I felt like I *had* to share :) .

    P.S.: I wonder if her ass makes more typos than me.

  34. Turtle Dove says:

    Eve – It was a BAM alright. I was like what the sh*t… lol

    I don’t watch their show, so I know nothing about her. Posters have said that she’s nice, but the clothes, the boobs, and a**. I can’t believe that her butt has twitter and I can’t even be bothered to sign up. :)

  35. Eve says:

    @ Turtle Dove:

    I can’t believe that her butt has twitter and I can’t even be bothered to sign up.

    If her butt can post messages on Twitter, I’ll totally be its agent. It’s certainly smarter than any of the Kardashians. It’s less fake looking (ha!), less harmful to society (I firmly believe that) and more talented than them as well :) .

  36. Bee says:

    I love me some Coco! And, I love too that she and Ice seem so genuine in their love…. I really believe that they are completely in love- I love the way he loves her! (Too bad they can’t teach Kim K. something!).
    One of y’all said something about her figure…. I’m pretty sure she works her arms like crazy and gets lipo on her tummy only.

  37. AcornPaste says:

    I’ve never heard of these two ‘celebrities’ before…

  38. Michelle says:

    These stockings are not fishnets, they are called fencenets. Just fyi.

  39. Michelle says:

    Oh, and fencenets are not at all uncomfortable for the vadge.

  40. LittleDeadGrrl says:

    She’s always slutty though so I have to say I almost don’t mind she’s a whore for Halloween.

  41. T.C. says:

    I LOVE Coco because girl OWNS her slutty body. Sick off everyone looking like size zero. Plus you can tell she loves Ice and he LOVES him some Coco. That’s all that really matters.

  42. Venefica Delirium says:

    Does this woman ever put her ass away? Christ. She should be the posterwoman for Monistat.

    And I don’t know why people like her so much. I found her and Ice T funny shooting lazers out their eyes at the Situation’s roast early this year, but other than that, I don’t have a reason to like her. She’s proud of being a skank with an ass that looks like two airtight bags of popcorn. And what else?

  43. crazycatlady says:

    I have to say – this Coco person just grosses me out.

    I think a beauty also lies in the fact that you don’t feel the need to flaut and expose your body all the time.

  44. Stacia says:

    She looks cheesy (aka skanky)

  45. Aquarius74 says:

    Is that a costume or her usual clothes ? I don’t see the difference.

  46. Mikamoo says:

    Is she suppose to be a cat?