Ethan Hawke in Rome: still bone-worthy or not hot at all?


I don’t even know how many times I’ve confessed my dirty, uncomfortable crush on Ethan Hawke. I get it – he’s kind of gross. He looks dirty, and not in a good way. He should rethink his facial hair. He should rethink that unconvincing wiglet and the too-dark hair color. He has a rat-face. BUT! I still get hot for him, and these new photos of Ethan are reminding me why. Ethan was walking the red carpet for the Rome Film Festival premiere of Woman In the Fifth, his latest film. I found this little video from TIFF about the film – it looks kind of sad and sexy… and Ethan looks GREAT here.

So, obviously, I’ll be seeing this. Who would have even considered putting Kristin Scott Thomas and Ethan Hawke together as love interests? That’s so strange… and yet, I can kind of see it.

Sigh… back to just staring at Ethan’s dirty rat-face. I love him so much. He’s so neurotic and full of himself and kind of smarmy. But I would still hit it like crazy.

PS… When Giorgio Armani was recently asked who should play him in a potential bio-pic, Armani claimed that Ethan “looks like me.” Weird, right?






Photos courtesy of WENN

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  1. Luise says:

    Still bone worthy.

  2. Pyewacket says:

    He has always repulsed me with his gross teeth, his slight frame and general fugness, but that is just me.

  3. spinner says:

    No thanks.

  4. Julia says:

    Ewww, he looks like hell !

  5. madpoe says:

    Who cut his hair, Elmo? And what died on his face? cmon peeps mirrors! use ’em!

  6. Lisa says:

    When an “uber” hot actor marries an “uber” hot actress…they both cancel out the “hotness” of each other and become…”not hot”…

    I have seen it TOO MANY TIMES FOR IT NOT TO BE TRUE (will NOT mention any names…but you know who I’m talkin’ bout!!!)

  7. neelyo says:

    Face of Meth

  8. Suzy from Ontario says:


  9. Scout says:

    Never was hot in the least IMO.

  10. podzol says:

    Aw he looks like a weasel! I find that his looks don’t age so well compared to other gentlemen his age. I miss the good old days of Dead Poets Society and Before Sunrise.

  11. stephanie says:

    hasn’t held any appeal since “before sunrise.”

  12. j says:

    Piewacket you are so right… His teeth are always dirty .. like you could scape off that tarter with a knife.. his gums are always red and puffy and he always looks like he could use a good scrubbing.. ewwwwww!

  13. lambchops says:

    sorry, nope. reminds me of all the douchey guys who hang out in college towns picking up on undergrads.

  14. wunder says:

    Too many drugs. . . it killed what looks he ever had.

  15. curegirl0421 says:

    I have a strange fascination with him as well, but only because he looks like an amalgam of 2 boyfriends I had in high school, about the time Reality Bites was out. They were intense experiences, and seeing Reality Bites – OMG it was like somebody had been following me. So despite his gross, dirty hair and ratty teeth – I’d hit it nostalgia style. 🙂

  16. Jayna says:

    He is good-looking when he grows his hair out longer on top and wears it back. This looknhe keeps going for, forward, flat on top makes him look like on of those types of monkeys that have little faces.

  17. Lila says:

    He has a rat face. Bet if he grew that mustache out a bit more it’d turn into whiskers.

  18. Agnes says:

    He hasn’t been attractive in a loooong time. We’re talking decades. Haha.

  19. Sassy says:

    I’m with Pyewacket. Ewww. NOT HOT.

  20. Kathy says:

    Agree Scout!!

  21. original kate says:

    he is kind of ratfaced and he has grandpa teeth.

    so not bone-worthy.

  22. yuya says:

    He. Is. So. Gross.

  23. midnightmoon says:

    Not EVEN. Doofus face. Doofus smile. And the bangs, the bangs!? What in the HELL is wrong with him? I see a 3 year old on his first day to school, so awkward. He does NOT BELONG to the Hollywood hottie club.

    Yucky yucky yucky. Have never understood what people have seen in him.

    Maybe it’s me but I have found so few Hollywood actors attractive over the past couple decades. Ever since William Hurt, Tom Cruise, and Val Kilmer lost their sizzle, I’ve not found a single man who has the swagger & the talent that makes me quiver. And look at what douchehats those three turned out to be! Does anyone have an alternative? Brad Pitt, nah. Bradley Cooper? Give me a break! Jimmy Smits & what’s his name from CSI Miami (the redhead) are over! Who? Anyone? Fassie scares me, and I’ve tried to get something going for Viggo, but he’s just too greasy for me.

    But really, if you’ve got a thang for Ethan Hawke then you can find one just like him in any bar in Jersey. For realz.

    I want sizzling hot, sexy, strong, and BUILT. The boyfriend (of three years) that I just left behind when I moved from San Francisco really filled the bill.

    It’s highly improbably I’ll ever meet, let alone connect (more accurately: spontaneously combust) with another one like him, but that’s another tale to tell.

    So I’m left with a vacancy for fantasy lovah!

    Who do we have, ladies?? Vin Diesel is a disappointment. Kinda like The Rock, but his career has died. Sigh. Send me some ideas, ok? I’m in serious need, and no, Ethan Hawke just ain’t IT. And he never was, in my book. Just EWWWWWWWW!

  24. Happy21 says:

    Not bone worthy now or ever before! Ick. I like rough looking men but he just does not do it for me – AT ALL!

  25. Leigh says:

    🙁 oh no…. but I can still remember how I swooned over him in Reality Bites…

  26. missanne says:

    not hot, never was hot, never will be hot.

  27. Rachael says:

    I’m sorry but this guy has NEVER been bone-worthy or hot in any way shape or form, as far as I’m concerned. Even in his heyday of the early to mid 90’s. He has always been rat-like and too skinny/fragile looking with terrible teeth, and he has always seemed very smarmy to me.

  28. bagladey says:

    Ethan’s great talent as an actor keeps him hottish, but he was much hotter when he was with Uma; they were a good couple.

  29. mary simon says:

    this shaggy haired simeon meth face was never bone-worthy.

  30. Sys says:

    not hot at all.

  31. Turtle Dove says:

    I do find him physically attractive, but it’s the cerebral aspect of his personality that appeals. I could care less about straight teeth, etc. with him because all of these imperfections allow him to create a good character.

  32. silken_floss says:

    Cocaine is a helluva drug.

  33. Violet says:

    No, thank you. He always looks like a streetperson who’s just had his first shower in weeks, plus he’s not aging well. He’s only 40, but already looks like he’s in his 50s.

  34. JaneWonderfalls says:

    Looks like a douche, never really been into Ethan even when he was young and somewhat attractive.

  35. ocean says:

    not my type

  36. Minx2 says:

    he’s the original douche, no thanks…

  37. Auds says:

    My theory is that young actors who look so-so, tend to age better and grow into their looks. Hawke was one of those heart throbs that aged badly. Just like other current young ones who are ‘hot’ now, who’ll look like crap as the years go on, Robert Pattinson being one of them.

  38. Lucy says:

    @midnightmoon….check out Henry Cavill…he is gonna be the new superman and also in the Immortals…SMOKIN HOT…

  39. Bess says:

    TBH I’ve never found him to be the least bit attractive.

  40. Ally says:

    Ew no. Let the babysitter have him.

    Although I still get squirmy like a tween when I watch Reality Bites or Dead Poets Society. Ideal dream boyfriend back then!

    Now he looks like John Malkovich’s pale, homely younger brother.

  41. Bobbi says:

    When he was young he had a hard, clean look to him..he had a swimmers build and a sexy, hungry look in his eyes. Now he looks like my skeevy uncle Dan who always hugs me longer than he should.

  42. midnightmoon says:

    @Lucy: thx-Henry Cavill’s been on my radar sine I tried watching the Tudors (ye godz what dreck!). I was hopeful about him-he IS lovely to look at-but frankly the Superman photos have been disappointing me.

    Lordy lordy where can a girl go in her dream life? Can’t keep dragging my ex along with me where he just doesn’t wanna go… And the nights are COLD here in Washington!

    I do believe I may have been spoilt for life. Boo hoo. Oh well, good memories must sustain me.

  43. Linnythepooh says:

    Sorry, I don’t find him attractive at all.

  44. TXCinderella says:

    I’ve always thought he was cute, but he does need to update his look. The hair and facial hair…meh.

  45. Darlene says:

    Not hot. Not even remotely hot.

  46. serena says:

    He IS hot.

  47. CeeCee says:

    @ silken_floss = gold!