– Perhaps lending credence to Sienna Miller’s claims she didn’t have a hissy fit when denied entrance to a Pittsburgh bar, the owners have printed out flyers bragging about how they turned her down [Mollygood]
– What would happen if you duct taped a 40 to each hand? You might come up with ways the X-Men would make useful friends [Jamie in Hawaii]
– Dr. McSteamy vs. Dr. McDreamy [popbytes]
– Natalie Portman is dating a British billionaire [Socialite’s Life]
– Runaway bride Jennifer Willbanks sues her ex for 1/2 a million for selling the story of how he put up with her shit for so long [Agent Bedhead]
– Dumbest celebrity quotes ever [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Tara Reid before and after [Wampoon]
– Mario Lopez has a secret dancing past [Chic Mommy]
– Tori Spelling wears a paisley potato sack [Haute Gossip]
– A stalker broke into Pam Anderson’s house some time ago, put on her baywatch swimsuit and slit her wrists, but Pam saved the other swimsuit and wears it to turn on Kid Rock [Glitterati]
– Is that Gwyneth Paltrow or Michelle Williams? [Gabsmash]
– Heath Ledger explains the flipping off the paparrazi photos [Heath Heathens]
– Eurodisney employees caught on video simulating sex in costume [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Angelina Jolie hates your western attitude [Celebslam]
– Ashlee Simpson’s 22nd birthday [Celebutaint]
– David Lynch is going to make a three hour long movie that he’s distributing himself that will make “Mulholland Drive” look sane [Pajiba]
– Rosario Dawson’s terrible mini-bangs [Popoholic]
– Diddy claims he wasn’t really heartbroken over losing J.Lo and that Kim Porter is his true love, but his music proves otherwise [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Johnny Depp is getting married [Wizbang Pop]
– Jessica Simpson’s “I Belong to Me” video [WWTDD]
– Why does Jessica Simpson pull such terrible faces? [yeeeah]
– Sandra Bullock bump watch [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Kevin Federline doesn’t want Britney to use male backup dancers [Derek Hail]
– Paris Hilton to take out a restraining order against Shanna Moakler. [smart]
– Nick Cannon is with Kim Kardashian [Bastardly]
– Mena Suvari is so fug [ICYDK]