Daniel Craig & Javier Bardem’s ‘Skyfall’ photo call: sexy or meh?


“We’re just here for Kaiser!” – Daniel and Javi.

These are brand spanking new (emphasis on the “spanking”) pics from today’s London photo call for the new James Bond movie, Skyfall, which will star Daniel Craig as Bond, Javier Bardem as some kind of villain, Naomie Harris as Moneypenny, and Berenice Marlohe as…? Unknown Bond girl, I guess. Now, I know you’re not with me on this. But this is like seeing my homoerotic fan fiction come true. When Daniel Craig allegedly, reportedly (by the Enquirer) started making out with some dude in a gay bar, I imagined the dude looked like Javier Bardem, and I even wrote some slash fan-fiction about Daniel and Javi dry-humping on the hood of a car (the idea still gets me hot). My desire to see Daniel and Javi together grew stronger by the day, and now I have these lovely photo call pics. YES!

A few weeks ago, these was a rumor going around that Daniel Craig was growing out his sketchy, scruffy, two-tone beard for Bond. It still looks like he needs a good shave, but whatever facial hair he’s working doesn’t look as busted as it did before. Maybe Javi complained that Daniel butterfly kisses were tickling him too much with the beard. IF ONLY. Considering Sam Mendes wants to take Bond to more low-key, emotional place for Skyfall, maybe we will get some good homoerotic action between Javi, Daniel and Ralph Fiennes. OoooooooooooooOOOOOOooooooo.

PS… how exciting is it that Naomie is playing Moneypenny? I’m really glad that they’re bring back Moneyponey, and it will be a cute role for Naomie. I hope they make her relationship with James cute, with a wink and some playful sexiness, rather than all “I’m going to bone you know, Moneypenny, and it’s going to be damn serious.”

PPS… Does the other chick not own a hair brush?





Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Victoria says:

    can you wait until noon to post fug mugs? my pancakes took a swirl in the wrong direction.

  2. Ann says:

    @Victoria: my milk curdled.

    Fug fug fug fug fug.

  3. Eve says:

    Now, I know you’re not with me on this. But this is like seeing my homoerotic fan fiction come true.

    Even (and long) before the posts mentioned above I remember reading a HGF post where you mentioned Javier Barden and Daniel Craig making out, so it almost feels like you’re predicting the future. Kaiser The Psychic — I’m trying to picture you in one of those informercials (like those with Dionne Warwick, remember?) and speaking with a Jamaican accent.

    P.S.: I need the winning lottery numbers, ASAP.

  4. silken_floss says:

    Naomie is WORKING that dress and shoes! Get it girl!!

  5. Calli P says:

    Oh, Hot-vier, Hot-vier. Love him. Craig, not so much.

  6. kibbles says:

    Two middle aged trollish elves.

  7. SpankDong says:

    DC and JB look *rough* as in get them makeup and grooming, stat! How are we supposed to fantasize when they do not cooperate?

    The ladies each have extraordinarily lovely facial bone structure, which is (unfortunately) rendered moot by their bobble-head bodies. Ungh. Hollywood: what is your problem?

    As a side note the red dress is pretty budget, but I love the structured neutral one. Lovely! Who’s with me? Busted or glorious?

  8. sassenach says:

    Javier and Daniel are not aging well. They look old and smelly. It especially looks odd seeing Daniel with his arms around such young women. It’s creepy.

  9. jinni says:

    #8 sassenach: Are you named after Claire in the “Outlander” series?

    These pictures right here scream double standard. The guys are butt ugly, not because they’re older but because they have always been unfortunate looking even in their youth. The women, on the other hand, are conventionally attractive and way younger looking than them. No actress would be able to get away with looking as worn or naturally unattractive as Bardem and Craig are with out being massively ridiculed by the media and gossipers (ex. SJP) and they definitely wouldn’t be considered sexy.

    I just find it crazy that guys in Hollywood can be considered sexy or handsome for a variety of reasons that have nothing to do with their looks, but women are only considered sexy or beautiful if they have certain physical attributes that Hollywood and society deem attractive.

    And please don’t tell me this is because men are more visual and women aren’t because that is bs. That’s just a lie society have been telling women so that women can give less attractive guys a chance, which I have no problem with, it’s just that society tells guys that they deserve no less than a supermodel and are never told to comprise or look for inner beauty.

  10. Jackson says:

    The two dudes look good. They look like men. Manly men! Good morning to me!!!!

  11. chloe says:

    Yes some real men that can really act. Now more pictures of Javier please.

  12. You don't say says:

    True, they look like men, just not attractive. I have never seen Craig’s appeal at all. He looks like an angry gnome or troll. I prefered Pierce Brosnan in the Bond roll much more. Bardem at least looks like he is enjoying it. The women on the other hand are lovely and obviously alot younger.

    Is there a silly, somewhat insulting word for older men, younger women (besides dirty old man) like there is for older women and younger men?

  13. Trek Girl says:

    Naomie is so very, very gorgeous, and a wonderful actress. I am excited that she is in this movie. I can’t wait to see it.

    As for Javier, Daniel, and Ralph being in the same movie: WOOHOO! Unlike some of the other commenters, I think Javier and Daniel look fine, and rather attractive. I love men in well tailored suits, and, let me tell ya, the scruff ain’t bothering me one bit.

  14. Denise says:

    Naomie owns this; hottest one on the carpet .

  15. LeeLoo says:

    Mmmmmmm. I agree with you Kaiser. I actually told my lovely boyfriend that Skyfall sounds more like a porno than a Bond movie with Javi and Danny. He even agreed with me! I can’t wait to see it.

  16. Camille says:

    Meh AND fug.

  17. emmabee says:

    meh. i only find daniel hot when he’s bond. sam mendes directing 007 also sounds like a weird fit. plus now i want a fassbender bond.

    but yes to naomie harris! and yes to the new bond girl’s hair! she reminds me a bit of olga kurylenko. quantum of solace wasted olga and gave her bad bangs.

  18. KLO says:

    That’s the first Daniel Craig bond movie I’ll go see. because of my lover Javier.

  19. I Choose Me says:

    I’m going to watch this because of Naomie Harris. I just love her. She is fabulous and should be in more movies.

  20. Aquarius74 says:

    Javier and Daniel are not aging well ??? There must be some pedophiliac Justin Bieber fans in there.

  21. gg says:

    So movie star guys think it’s cool to stop shaving when attending an important event? Not.

  22. JBFan says:

    well at least you should have watched the Press Conference video…Naomie doesn’t play Moneypenny. She plays a field agent called Eve. Moneypenny’s first name ist Jane. And the other chick plays a Bondgirl called Severin.

    Daniel looks hot as ever, all MAN.

  23. hammer says:

    NEVER got Craig’s appeal….his puss is too pinched up for me and he always comes off sour. Nothing to like, AFAIC. I agree he’s not aging well. He looks far older than Clooney, Pitt, and Downey Jr, who are all older than him.

  24. Amanda says:

    I don’t think Daniel or Javier are ugly, they just don’t look like “pretty boys” 🙂

  25. taxi says:

    The woman in red appears to be wearing some non-sheer (control?)stockings with a very odd shimmer.