“Michael Fassbender will bang you with his eyes in the new ‘Shame’ trailer” links

I‘m not going to put the Red Band trailer for Shame here, but you should really go to Pajiba and watch it. Because it‘s HOT. And Michael Fassbender is just eating that woman with his beautiful eyes. [Pajiba]
Christopher Meloni on True Blood? Sexypants. [Dlisted]
Taylor Kitsch always looks different to me in every new photo. [LaineyGossip]
Shoplifting Axe body spray is just… sad. [Gawker]
Lady Gaga‘s ribcage is kind of freaking me out. [Yeeeah]
The girl from The Descendents in a suit. [Go Fug Yourself]
Barbara Walters‘ “Most Fascinating” list is super-boring. [Celebuzz]
Ryan Gosling in his gangster clothes. [Pop Sugar]
Rose McGowan is working on her body. [The Blemish]
Neil Patrick Harris‘s boyfriend always has the weirdest expressions. [A Socialite Life]
Yes, I agree. Courtney Stodden is on something: JESUS. [CDAN]
Selena Gomez looks about 11 years old in this photo. [Amy Grindhouse]
It‘s official: The New Girl is my favorite new show this year. [Moe Jackson]
Baby Bing Bellamy is in that Bugaboo. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Rob Pattinson‘s biggest fan. This poor girl. [Evil Beet]
Kristin Cavallari really is re-engaged. [ICYDK]
Vanessa Hudgens got herself a new fancy piece. [Celebslam]

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  1. heather says:

    I’m sorry i just don’t get the Fassbender thing. I got excited ‘cos Kaiser was all
    FASSDONG! FASSDONG! FASSDONG!
    and then I was like… oh?
    But then again I fall for artsy pretentious types like James Franco, so what would I know. x

    • Jessica says:

      Oh yes, James Franco is it!!! I dont know what it is about him either… lol (swoon)

    • Sue says:

      I agree with you. He’s OK but that’s about it.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      Neither Fassbender nor Franco do it for me. I’m just commenting because the headline was so boooooring compared to all the other super silly things going on in celebland today.

    • meme says:

      Well, Fassbender is artsy. Although he is not pretentious, so maybe that’s why you are not moved by him :)

  2. Bitchbelying says:

    IM IN!!!!!! FASSY! I ain’t a smoking chick, but I need a cig after that.

  3. Esmom says:

    OK, I watched it to see what the fuss is about after hearing so much about the Fassdong around here. He’s a heartthrob for sure. But I have no desire to see this film, looks like a bad cliche. *ducks for cover*

  4. hairball says:

    You have made my day! If Christopher Meloni IS joining True Blood that will be AWESOME!

  5. Ms says:

    Fass is smokin hot for sure. Bet the film has a very good story too.

  6. UKHels says:

    mmm nom nom nom

    I prefer him with a bit of stubble though, have to say

  7. Manuela says:

    i think it s impossible. he is too sexy. it s like pure sex and he doesnt need to do anything u ll give him everything he wants.
    anyway great actor. love him

  8. Kelly says:

    OK, Kaiser, I concede. I didn’t get all this Fassbender nonsense, so I decided to check him out on Netflix. I figured Centurion would be a good one, since it’s so butch. And I LOVE him. There was one scene where he was running through the snow with his hands bound, and jeez – he had muscles I didn’t know existed. And there was a teeny tiny bit of romance, enacted primarily with his eyes. Sigh.

  9. Bellydancer says:

    OMG it’s just too much Fassdong around here today with the new trailer and all plus I found an interview where Michael was asked what was the worst sexual or romantic advice someone said to him and guess what his response was after thinking for a moment…..he actually said “F–k me daddy” then he burst out laughing. I was like did he just say what I thought he said then I played the video 10 times just to make sure.
    He took the words right out of my mouth (Kaiser please do not unsheath your slut dagger) I was so surprised at him for saying that. (lol)

    Watch at 2:42 mark.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci9aCESJXUQ&list=WLF3CEDF1F63F6662F&index=21&feature=plpp_video

    • Elise says:

      Is it bad that I kept rewinding it to that part of the interview? Goddddd, I love the Fassdong <3 Can't wait for "Shame" to come out!

      • Bellydancer says:

        Elise he tried to look all innocent and shit but I wonder who said that to him in a moment of passion (giggling like a schoolgirl right now) “Fuck me daddy”
        lmao at his irish accent.

    • Ari says:

      this interview totally made my morning thx

  10. Camille says:

    He is so delicious. I love him best with a bit of a beard/scruff though. HOT.

  11. SFRowGuy says:

    Go ahead Michael, bone away. I can take it.

    • Whitey Fisk says:

      I love this comment, especially since it’s right below the discussion of Fassdong’s implication that “f**k me daddy” didn’t go over well with him. I couldn’t help but laugh imagining what his reaction would be to to SFRowGuy telling him to go ahead and “bone away!” I love it! Can you imagine licking your lips, closing your eyes, and whispering “bone away” seductively?! I imagine Fass’ dong would actually emit the same sound that the old Pac-Man arcade games made when you lost. “Eeeewwwww, wonk wonk.”

      I didn’t get Kaiser’s F-dong obsession until I saw this trailer, now I’m ashamed I ever doubted her. I’m going to go rent everything he’s ever been in. That is a sweet piece of ginger arse.

  12. author says:

    I saw a sneak preview of the film and I am not spoiling anything but I will give you a heads up. I really really really love the director. I’ve been a fan since Hunger. It’s not as good as Hunger but it is a conversation starter. Are there really Hot Hot Hot scenes. There is one major one. When I mean major, I mean you want to have this movie on netflix, a bottle of wine, and a candle lit. Maybe a cigarette after. Over all the fuss is the NC – 17 rating especially the nudity and there is a lot of it in like the first 5 minutes. However this is not a Last Tango In Paris film this is a serious presentation regarding sex addiction. Some scenes are very uncomfortable to get through. This film is not “everyone lets look at Fassbender’s dong.” Which is a primary reason everyone is going to see this film. But that’s called smart marketing.

  13. Ana says:

    After watching this…all I could mumble was: “Ohhhhh………Mmmmmyyyyy…….GODDDDDDDD…..”

  14. Turtle Dove says:

    Here’s a Fassie interview from “The Hour.”

    http://www.cbc.ca/strombo/videos.html?ID=2171856215

  15. WaywardGirl says:

    The film is amazing. I have seen it twice (NYFF) and people who are going to skip on it are missing out (your loss cause the film is so good :} solid performances on all accounts)

  16. Happy21 says:

    I can’t believe that Barbara Walters stooped to the Kardashian level by naming them on her annual list. I would have loved for her to just forget that they even existed.

    And Sofia Verigara makes me hate my body! Love her but really, could she be anymore perfect?!

  17. podzol says:

    Great things ahead for the Fassbender: Aronofsky wants him in the lead role for his next movie Noah (Bale is no longer involved). Hope things work out and these two get to collaborate together. Go Michael go.

    It’s funny, this backlash against the Fass in previous threads. He’s got nothing to do with Kaiser’s massive lust for him — so it’s not really his doing that he appears on CB often. I don’t get why people just don’t skip the post if it’s not in their interest.

  18. LibsW says:

    I sure would love some of that Fassdong to eat me, and not just with his beautiful eyes….swooooooon…..

  19. LucyOriginal says:

    The movie, the director and the actor are amazing. Yes, he can bone you with his eyes! I’ve seen almost all most talked about movies this year and this is one you cannot miss it!

    I will be completely disappointed at the academy awards if he “loses” to Brad Pitt. His level of acting is way beyond and above Pitt’s and many A-list stars.

    For the person who saw Centurion: go see him in Fish Tank, Hunger and even Angel. Dare I say go see him in “a bear named winnie”? :)

  20. toto says:

    whats the fuzz?

  21. Ally says:

    There’s a chatty TV interview with Fassbender on French TV here (4th segment):
    http://www.canalplus.fr/c-divertissement/pid3349-c-le-grand-journal.html?progid=543127

    I also read on their website that he’s cast in the next Ridley Scott movie, Prometheus, with Noomi Rapace.

  22. Kathie says:

    He is so amazingly hot

  23. crazycatlady says:

    There is absolutely nothing attractive about this man, Kaiser. So stop shoving him down our throats. Just stop it.

  24. Schwizzle says:

    I would give my left tit to spend a night with him. There was some kind of sex poll that rated sexytime prowess based on country, Irish men were at the top. Charming, handsome, equinely hung and ginger: Fass is the ultimate man.