Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson have a fart-soaked date night in NYC

After walking their first red carpet together as a pregnant couple two nights ago, Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson spent all of yesterday getting photographed in NYC. I swear, Jessica had three costume changes. Which is fine – whatever farty wants, farty shall have. Jess and Eric still look really happy together. I actually think they look even more loved up now that Jessica is knocked up. It pleases me that Eric seems like the kind of guy who is going to stick around, and that he actually likes being around Jessica, although I still kind of wonder if Eric “tricked” (TRAPPED) Jessica into this pregnancy in lieu of getting a job. Now his full-time job is “Jessica Simpson’s fiancé/baby-daddy.” Which I’m sure pays well.

By the way, you know how Beyonce is more than eight months pregnant right now (hahahahahahaa)? Well, Jessica has said that she’s DUE IN THE SPRING. Seriously. Meaning late March, early April. Meaning she’s only five months pregnant right now? Those Simpson girls get big bumps early, don’t they?

Photos courtesy of Fame & Pacific Coast News.

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  1. brin says:

    Bless her fart, I mean heart.

  2. ella says:

    I hope he treats her right she looks very happy and she deserves it!

  3. borderlined says:

    Dang! I have never been a huge jessica fan, but I am digging her pregnancy style. She’s looking great; pregnancy definitely suits her.

  4. Motor35 says:

    i bet she is gonna be a great mama! 🙂

  5. bea says:

    Awesome story title!

  6. Celebasshat says:

    Wat a glowing pregnant woman

  7. Zigggy says:

    She’s never looked better.

  8. DarkEmpress says:

    Can u stop calling her farty? It grosses me out especially so early in the morn.

    • jessiee says:

      I agree. Plus it just seems disrespectful, and for no good reason. It’s kinda just mean girlish.

      • Relli says:

        WORD, it was funny under certain circumstances but sort of lame to to do it every time.

      • Kristen says:

        Agreed. This is just mean spirited. She’s pregnant – your body goes all kinds of crazy when you’re going to have a baby.

        Even if she weren’t preggers, this kind of thing is still pretty grade school.

    • Krill says:

      I agree. It’s not funny. It’s rather childish, and yes, mean-girlish.

  9. DarkEmpress says:

    Can u stop calling her farty? It grosses me out especially so early in the a.m.

  10. Delta Juliet says:

    Oh boy. If she’s only 5 months now….she is going to be reaaalllllly uncomfortable by spring.

  11. Jayna says:

    She has been beautiful pregnant, which shocks me, because when she was chunky and nonpregnant her face and neck got really big and square. She was not as pretty. So being far along in pregnancy it has shocked me how thin her face looks.

    What does he do? Anything?

  12. Eleonor says:

    She has a faboulous skin!

  13. Diana says:

    I might quite possibly be the only person on earth who is more excited about Jessica’s pregnancy than Beyonce’s (Or the Kardashian sister) but I can’t help it. I feel like she deserves happiness and I hope she has it.

  14. Leigh says:

    hmm… in the spring she says… that’s assuming she doesn’t think February is spring…

    I think she’s further along than she’s letting on.. Remember the low key way in which she announced?..

  15. Calli P says:

    Maybe she thinks spring means Feb 21, not Mar 21.

    Anyway, even if her dd was late March, that would mean that she is around maybe 28ish weeks, leaving her 12ish to go. Remember, gestation is usually 40 weeks; even though most of us refer to it as nine months, it’s not 36 weeks.

  16. only1shmoo says:

    I used to think this woman couldn’t dress to save her life & I couldn’t get how she was making big $$$ in fashion. Now she’s preggos and her outfits look awesome!…Huh?

    Wish her man would make a little more effort though : (

  17. Moneypenny says:

    She’s due in the spring?!?!? I’m due April 1st and I’m less than half that size. I assume she must look so big because she’s short. She looks great and for her own sake, I hope she’s actually due a bit earlier than that, or she’s going to be really uncomfortable!

    • Katherine says:

      Seriously! I’m due in March and my bump is like 1/4 that size. She had some belly to begin with.

  18. Alexa says:

    What do you guys make of her ultra-blonde hair?

    • JoJo says:

      I think her hair looks like crap. Those phony looking extensions don’t even match. I’m so sick of this droopy long hair look. If she would get rid of the extensions, the color she has for her real hair is kind of pretty.

  19. ness says:

    well she cant stop talking about farts and gross stuff thats why we call her farty!! lol

  20. Cerulean says:

    Ever since that story ran about her passing wind in a meeting…it’s hard to look at her any other way but gaseous. Maybe she has IBS.

  21. Agnes says:

    bless her heart. and good for them, they seem very happy. i hope he makes a good stay at home dad (they only get crap for him being a gold digger because he’s a guy, plenty of women do it – let’s make that an equal opportunity “profession”, since these days plenty of women, like jess, can make shitloads of money.)

  22. Str8Shooter says:

    White Trash with Money. Period.

  23. luls says:

    All i can see in these pics are her mismatched extensions! Why do women do that to themselves!?? 🙁