Remember that blonde chick who went to the tabloids in October with the story of hooking up with Ashton Kutcher at the San Diego Hard Rock Hotel, Sara Leal? She was the second one of Ashton’s mistresses to go public, and she did a whole photoshoot and interview with US Weekly to tell her story. In video I saw of Leal at the time, she seemed dumb, but like she knew exactly what she was doing and was pretty proud of herself. She told details of sex with Ashton to US, saying that “He was good. It wasn’t weird or perverted,” and that they didn’t use a condom. Well now Leal is crying to Fox News that she got fired from her job as an administrative assistant after the scandal and that she got kicked out of her apartment. Boo hoo? I assume she made more for selling her story than she did for working as a secretary for a year, and if she didn’t than she was truly stupid. Here’s more:

Things haven’t been so rosy for the woman at the center of his alleged affair. Sara Leal, 22, tells Fox411.com that her life became a living hell after she hooked up with Kutcher, 33. She lost her job working as an administrative assistant with a company that represented homeowners in filing claims against their insurance companies, and was kicked out of her apartment. Only now, two months later, is she putting all the pieces of her life back together.

“I got fired from my job. I am no longer friends with my best friend who was my roommate because it caused so many problems and I had to move out,” Leal tells Fox411.com. “I wasn’t working for two months, and I only just started working three weeks ago. I had no idea what I was getting myself into.”

Leal became infamous in September when the news broke that she allegedly had unprotected sex with Kutcher after an all-night party in his suite at San Diego’s Hard Rock Hotel. Their reported dalliance took place on the actor’s six-year anniversary with Moore, 49.

Leal told US Weekly magazine that she and the actor were joined by another young woman for a nude dip in Kutcher’s hot tub where the actor told her he was separated from his wife…

Asked whether she would have romped with the actor knowing what she knows now about the effect it would have on her life, Leal says: “No way!”
“It was insane. I had no idea what I was getting myself into,” Leal said. “It might have seemed like I was asking for it, but I wasn’t. My dad wouldn’t even talk to me, and I got a lot of disturbing phone calls, even from my friends’ parents.”

Leal was further embarrassed when her former friends leaked pictures of her partying in Las Vegas to the tabloids.

“Those made me look bad and everyone who knows me on a personal basis knows I am not a crazy slut party girl,” she said. “I’ve had one boyfriend since I lived in San Diego, and those pictures were one weekend out of my life that painted the worst image of me ever. I was a mess for two weeks straight it was so horrible.”

But things have since died down. Kutcher has moved on and is going through divorce proceedings with Moore. Most people don’t even remember the name of the young woman who was splashed all over the tabloids for a month straight, which Leal says she is happy about, since she just wants her life to go back to normal.

She recently started working again as an executive assistant at a real estate development company in San Diego. She is also training to be a yoga instructor.

[From FoxNews.com]

You can see some of those photos of Leal partying here. See, unlike Ashton’s last mistress this one thought she could sell her story and go back to her life posing as a mild mannered working girl, but it just wasn’t possible. Once you open that Pandora’s box you’ve got to either make a sex tape (like Ashton’s first mistress), go on tour as a stripper under the “former mistress of” title and/or hire Gloria Allred to make a quick extortion buck. It’s also possible to try and work the low-level reality show circuit and/or do celebrity boxing tournaments, like Jon Gosselin and Jesse James’ ex mistresses, but that’s a harder gig. In what universe would someone think they could go public with their story of sleeping with a famous married man and have everything about their life be the same? It just doesn’t work that way. At least Leal forced Demi’s hand, although I have the feeling that Demi would have preferred to continue to ignore Ashton’s wandering dong.