We’ve already seen one of Tiger Woods’ porn star mistresses, Joslyn James, embark on a strip club tour that roughly follows Tiger’s weak comeback attempt at tournaments throughout the country. An enterprising former stripper mistress of Bones star David Boreanaz, Demi Delia (Gina Rodriguez), has come up with the idea to team up on an adult entertainment tour with other porn star mistresses of famous cheaters including Tiger Woods, Jesse James, and Reggie Bush. Tiger Woods’ mistresses of course outnumber the others, with three from his camp: Joslyn James, Devon James, and Holly Sampson. We have one stripper each to represent James, Bush, and Boreanaz, and thankfully “Bombshell” McGee isn’t part of this troupe. James’ mistress Melissa Smith will take part, as will a woman named January Gessert who supposedly slept with Reggie Bush. TMZ has the details:
Tiger Woods, Jesse James, David Boreanaz — This is Your Life, X-rated edition … aka your alleged mistresses teaming up to tour the country and remind everyone of your lowest moments. Good times.
Like a strippers’ Legion of Doom — Joslyn James, Holly Sampson, Melissa Smith and a cast that only seems like thousands are appearing together at the “eXXXtacy 2010″ convention in Chicago next month.
But TMZ has learned they’re planning to blow into several other cities. Joslyn’s manager Gina Rodriguez — herself an alleged mistress of Boreanaz — tells us she’s booked the cheaters circus for the next few months … though she wouldn’t reveal specific dates.
On Demi Delia/Gina Rodriguez’s Twitter account for her management company she recently announced that she’s representing another woman whose name might be familiar – Kari Ann Peniche. I had to Google to remember that Kari is the third woman in the non-sex naked hangout tape with Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart. She was also on Celebrity Rehab.
I wonder if all these ladies are represented by Gloria Allred. At least
one two of them are, Joslyn James and January Gessert. Allred should be their traveling lawyer while they’re on tour, targeting famous married men for them to hook up with in every city they visit and then pestering the guys for money before they move on. For every guy with a wandering dick, there are plenty of people willing to squeeze some cash out it.
Update: Thanks to reader Maya for pointing out that Gessert held a press conference with Gloria Allred denying that she had an affair with Reggie Bush. Follow that link and check out Gessert’s Groucho Marx eyebrows.