New stripper tour features mistresses of Tiger, Jesse James, David Boreanaz

We’ve already seen one of Tiger Woods’ porn star mistresses, Joslyn James, embark on a strip club tour that roughly follows Tiger’s weak comeback attempt at tournaments throughout the country. An enterprising former stripper mistress of Bones star David Boreanaz, Demi Delia (Gina Rodriguez), has come up with the idea to team up on an adult entertainment tour with other porn star mistresses of famous cheaters including Tiger Woods, Jesse James, and Reggie Bush. Tiger Woods’ mistresses of course outnumber the others, with three from his camp: Joslyn James, Devon James, and Holly Sampson. We have one stripper each to represent James, Bush, and Boreanaz, and thankfully “Bombshell” McGee isn’t part of this troupe. James’ mistress Melissa Smith will take part, as will a woman named January Gessert who supposedly slept with Reggie Bush. TMZ has the details:

Tiger Woods, Jesse James, David Boreanaz — This is Your Life, X-rated edition … aka your alleged mistresses teaming up to tour the country and remind everyone of your lowest moments. Good times.

Like a strippers’ Legion of Doom — Joslyn James, Holly Sampson, Melissa Smith and a cast that only seems like thousands are appearing together at the “eXXXtacy 2010” convention in Chicago next month.

But TMZ has learned they’re planning to blow into several other cities. Joslyn’s manager Gina Rodriguez — herself an alleged mistress of Boreanaz — tells us she’s booked the cheaters circus for the next few months … though she wouldn’t reveal specific dates.

[From TMZ]

On Demi Delia/Gina Rodriguez’s Twitter account for her management company she recently announced that she’s representing another woman whose name might be familiar – Kari Ann Peniche. I had to Google to remember that Kari is the third woman in the non-sex naked hangout tape with Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart. She was also on Celebrity Rehab.

I wonder if all these ladies are represented by Gloria Allred. At least one two of them are, Joslyn James and January Gessert. Allred should be their traveling lawyer while they’re on tour, targeting famous married men for them to hook up with in every city they visit and then pestering the guys for money before they move on. For every guy with a wandering dick, there are plenty of people willing to squeeze some cash out it.

Update: Thanks to reader Maya for pointing out that Gessert held a press conference with Gloria Allred denying that she had an affair with Reggie Bush. Follow that link and check out Gessert’s Groucho Marx eyebrows.
DUBLIN, OH - JUNE 06: Tiger Woods watches his approach shot on the second hole during the final round of the Memorial Tournament presented by Morgan Stanley at Muirfield Village Golf Club on June 6, 2010 in Dublin, Ohio. (Photo by Scott Halleran/Getty Images)

Little Sunny James does the limbo under the garage door on May 28, 2010 in Huntington Beach, California followed by her big sister Chandler James and father Jesse James. Jesse loaded his daughters into the massive Ford truck where they then made their way to school for the day and dad to the office with his trusty ipad in hand again. Jesse has been the center of the media since his cheating habits came into the spotlight a few months back followed by more and more of the story different family members views. Joan Rivers has now come to his defense. Fame Pictures, Inc

Photo by: Raoul Gatchalian/ @2010 05/17/10 David Boreanaz (BONES) at the 2010 Fox Programming Presentation, NYC, May 17, 2010 Photo via Newscom

23 May 2010 Century City,California - Reggie Bush. 25th Anniversary Of Cedars-Sinai Sports Spectacular held at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza. Credit: T.Conrad/AdMediaphoto

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  1. maya says:

    January Gessert held a news conference and claimed that she had not been with Reggie Bush and now she is doing a tour?

  2. meme says:

    I don’t even want to think about the type of man who will go see this trash.

  3. Celebitchy says:

    Maya I didn’t remember that, and Gessert is repped by Allred too! I will update that part.

  4. canadianchick says:


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  6. Wif says:

    I’m totally in favour of this. I find it surprisingly enterprising. Girls gotta make a buck, and I think this tour is waaaaaay more honourable than blackmailing your lovers or spilling the beans to the tabs.

  7. maya says:

    FYI – January Gessert is an aspiring singer.

  8. Ash says:

    Ick. A million times ick.

  9. bellaluna says:

    They can call it the “Spring 2010 Skank Parade” tour. Great *rolls-eyes*

  10. ViktoryGin says:


  11. Just a Poster says:

    So Allred finally decided to start pimping.. interesting turn of events..

  12. Jeri says:

    They should have Gary Coleman’s ex in there too. Gloria – FETCH!

  13. Kimi says:

    What is the world coming to?

  14. My2Cents says:

    These girls parents must be SO proud.
    Do they not have any pride? This just makes me sick.