“Tom Felton is shirtless, pale and surprisingly sexy in Miami” links

Tom Felton is in Miami, being pasty and… sexy? Yes, I‘m hot for Felton in these photos. I would nail that pasty English boy to the wall. [Celebuzz]
I can‘t even start with this Lil‘ Kim photo. [Dlisted]
Ryan Gosling Fatigue ‘11. Or, “Stop trying to be the cool RA.” [LaineyGossip]
First look at Ben Affleck in Argo, The 1970s Wiglet Movie. [Pajiba]
Here‘s Owen Wilson & his baby, Robert Ford. [Pop Sugar]
Caleb Followill & Lily are expecting their first child. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Blind items! I want to know the first one. [Gawker]
Sparkles & Kristen Stewart were apart for Christmas. OH NOES. [Amy Grindhouse]
The Year In… Pippa Middleton‘s ass of lies. [Moe Jackson]
Emma Watson‘s hair was more important than Jennifer Aniston‘s. [The Frisky]
George Clooney & Stacy Keibler are still in Cabo. [Radar]
Oh, but here‘s Sparkles at LAX, about to reunite with K-Stew. [A Socialite Life]
Jessica Biel‘s fug fashion history. Girl can‘t dress. [Go Fug Yourself]
Kelly Brook is super cute. [IDLITW]
Matt Damon jokingly called ScarJo a bitch. [The Blemish]
How crazy is the Lohan Family Christmas Photo? [Evil Beet]
I love these Marc Jacobs photos. [INFDaily]
Videogum‘s favorite movies of 2011. [Videogum]

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  1. Jessica says:

    Surprisingly sexy? Tom Felton is totally sexy! Pasty white or not! I would love a piece of Tom Felton! Oh and he’s ridiculous hilarious!!

    • Cait says:

      He filmed a movie here in New Orleans last year – and one scene was filmed next to our backyard (!!!). He’s adorable. Precious, really.

  2. ShanKat says:

    Pasty to you, darling Kaiser, is a deep tropical tan to this wee British lad.

  3. brin says:

    Have no idea about the blinds but they are good!

  4. ShanKat says:

    *lovelovelove his shorts.

  5. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    Not a total Baldwin, but very Ryan Goslingesque, and me likey. I’d totally.

  6. Amy says:

    You can keep him. That pony tail is a deal-breaker.

  7. mln76 says:

    My guesses for the blinds are:
    1) Zac Efron and Rumer Willis
    3)Khloe and Lamar
    4)Gosling and Mendez
    5)Wil and Jada

    • brin says:

      Oh that’s good, I like the Zac Efron-Rumer one…I remember pictures of them but did they date?

    • normades says:

      1). ZE is a good guess. It’s like 17 again again! But I take this blind with a grain of salt.
      2. ?
      3. Ditto
      4. Rake instead of Gosdes?
      5. Ditto

      • Lama says:

        Giada for #2

      • mln76 says:

        @normandes I believe in taking ALL blinds with a thousand grains of salt they are mostly just for fun.
        RAKE is a good guess but eventhough he’s more successful than Blake would you really describe him as talented? That’s why I thought Gosling.
        @Lama-Giada is a good guess but who is the alleged trainer?

      • normades says:

        Right you are Min76. Some blinds are kinda true (where there’s smoke there’s fire), and some are weaved to sound like certain people but are tots fake(which I place this blind into).

    • Miffits says:

      I think 3 is Fergie and Josh Douche-face or whatever his name is. Khloe and Lamar is a good guess but then it’s implying Khloe has a field.

    • kristipistol says:

      I’m gonna have to go with Kristen and RPatz on number 4, it refers to her mouth breathing

  8. Amanda G says:

    With that massive forehead and ponytail? You can have him.

  9. whatevs says:

    you have got to be joking. sarcasm at its most…

  10. shawna says:

    I love his boardshorts. haha looks so touristy I love it

  11. Juu says:

    1. Tom Felton is so young but already going bald…

    2. I don’t believe in this K-stew and Sparkles relationship. There was a blind about a fake couple doing it for the business, I think it’s them.

    3. Matt Damon was just “joking”, right…

  12. Eve says:

    His forehead can look smaller only when compared to Sinead O’Connor’s (soon to be) ex-husband’s.

  13. Firecracker says:

    Ewww, don’t find him remotely attractive.

  14. Kit says:

    The Lohan Christmas photo is seriously low budget

  15. Reece says:

    Love. His. Shorts!

  16. Neelyo says:

    Wow, the Lohan Xmas photo is just sad. And Lindsay is turning into Rachel Zoe.

    So that’s what Ali was singing about:


  17. Joy says:

    He’s not going to age well.

  18. UKHels says:

    ew no

    • JaneWonderfalls says:

      I agree…I don’t get it. Just because a man has his shirt off and no fat does not make him sexy…But we can all have a difference of opinion.

  19. Flan says:

    Also one of the best interviewee’s I’ve ever seen with a great sense of humor.

  20. Angel says:

    LOLLLLLLLL. I want to ‘Like’ your felton comments. Feeling it!

  21. Laura says:

    Ummmm Tom Felton is so sexy. I love all the Feltdong love on this site nowdays! He’s been my crush since I was about 14.

  22. Lindsey G. says:

    What is sexy about this young man with a bloated head, receding hair line and no color in his skin? I know there’s nothing wrong with my eyes…

  23. Maya says:

    This poor dude is condemned to playing skeevy or annoying bastards for the rest of his life.
    I recently saw Rise of the Planet of the Apes and there he was in Draco mode.
    Henry Cavill = sexy
    George Clooney = sexy
    Sexy is all about charisma really and Tom Felton is light years away from that.

  24. The Bobster says:

    What’s with his forehead? He looks like Jay Leno playing Mr. Brain.