“Happy New Year, hope you have a safe and happy holiday!” links

Happy New Year, everyone! And happy New Year to all of our gossip friends too! I hope everyone has a safe, happy and healthy 2012. Don’t drink and drive! Get blitzed at home and post on Celebitchy. Everybody wins.

Seriously, Jessica Simpson is due in the spring. [Yeeeah]
The year in sketchy close-ups of sketchy faces. [Celebslam]
Rooney Mara‘s God and Creator discusses her piercings. [Jezebel]
Beyonce gave birth to Tiana? Naw. [Bossip]
Episodes 2 and 3 from Sh-t Girls Say. [OMG Blog]
Jessica Simpson loves to eat. A lot. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Guess the Shadow Booty. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Maria Menounos in a bikini. [ICYDK]
Kim Kardashian making more than Kanye for NYE? [CDAN]
Kim Richards still very much in rehab. [Life & Style]
All I got was Paris Hilton and cocaine. [PopBytes]
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley goes all Michael Lohan. [Hollywood Rag]
The top baby names of 2011. [LimeLife]
Business Cat versus Chemistry Cat. [CityRag]
Michael Jordan is engaged! [Starpulse]

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  1. brin says:

    LOL….Happy New Year, Kaiser….and may the Fass be with you in 2012!!

  2. Reece says:

    Happy New Year!

  3. Obvious says:

    Because I love all you crazy bitches and gossip mongers…No excuses, folks. Don’t drink and drive- and don’t ride with anybody who does.Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: You don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357.

    • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

      Wow. That’s great. I don’t drink (I’m currently breastfeeding) but I am going to post this on my facebook page. Thanks for sharing :)

      • Obvious says:

        Works anywhere in the US and Canada I believe. My friends used it last year, it’s a fantastic service, there is no reason for drunk drivers to be out when there are services like these around.(at least for the holiday) I’m happy that my AAA membership pays to support this service.

      • I’ll have to stick with *shirley temples* this year* My little one will be here in March!!!Soooo,HAPPY NEW YEAR ,Girls!(BTW-If I happen to make a long rambling post,it was the non-alcoholic *shirley temple* that did me in)

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        Aww congrats Horsepoor.

    • only1shmoo says:

      Awesome post, thanks for adding the #, I hope everyone sees it! Have a fabulous 2012!

  4. Franny says:

    So Jessica is obviously pregnant, and very much pregnant. Yet I bet no one is going to make the claim that she isn’t pregnant because she is wearing ridiculous high heels. I know most of us don’t walk around in high heels all day, but Jessica and Beyonce seem to, so if you are going to argue that Beyonce isn’t pregnant, don’t use the high heels as a reason.

    Now, I don’t know exactly where I stand on the Beyonce pregnancy, but I just get annoyed with people who use 1 argument for one person, but then don’t use it for another.

    Other than that, happy new year bitches. can’t wait to see what 2012 brings!

    • mln76 says:

      Yes!!!!! Thank you!!!! I saw these yesterday!!!!

    • SoCalGal in FL says:

      Even Jessica’s NOSE is carrying baby weight! Her entire body looks pregnant.

    • lilred says:

      Yes Jessica is obviously pregnant and it shows ALL over her body,no so with Beyonce,that’s why there is so much speculation as to whether the pregnancy is real or not ,not the fact that she is wearing heels.

      • Franny says:

        I wasn’t saying there isn’t other very obvious signs (like folding-in bellies), I was just saying that the high heel reason is bogus.

      • Samigirl says:

        The only place you can tell I’m pregnant is my tummy. 20 weeks yesterday, my belly is HUGE and my belly button is about to pop out (*SERIOUSLY* It pisses me off.) But my boobs haven’t grown (although my milk came in 3 weeks ago-what’s up with that?) and my face isn’t bigger. I’ve actually lost 9 pounds all together. Pregnancy is just a very strange thing.

  5. danielle says:

    I was looking at that sketchy faces link…that’s written by a guy, right? There were some scary plastic surgery pics, otherwise I think that was was called pretty girls without makeup. Apparently the guy has never seen one up close before!

    Happy New Year’s everyone!

  6. Stacia says:

    Happy New Year..love this site. Thanks to all the posters that have me laughing everyday on this site!

  7. Forever says:

    I agree the high heel argument is silly seeing that posh wore heels all through her pergnancy, however Jessica did not have a folding bump, inconsistent bump sizes, and in generally wierd attitude towards the pillow I mean baby… I say fake.

  8. Firecracker says:

    Cheers to everyone!

    Jessica looks great.

  9. mln76 says:

    Happy Nee Years Bitches!!!! Thanks for all the gossip.

  10. Cait says:

    Seriously, I was smaller at 9 months’ pregnant. Wow.

  11. Cathy says:

    Have a safe and fun New Years. No drinking and driving. I’m looking forward to all the good gossiping in 2012.

  12. ShanKat says:

    PLEASE let her be having twins.

    Happy New Year to all the CB commenters, making gossip more delicious up in this piece since ’07! Love and happiness to all of us in the new year xoxo.

  13. Jover says:

    Just a simple happy new year everyone.

  14. Bite me says:

    Happy new year bitchies … Keep on bringing the crazy

  15. Nanea says:

    Cheers to more bitchiness in 2012!

    Here’s to a Happy New Year for everyone!

  16. truthful says:

    Happy New Year Everyone!

    Thanks CB and staff for all of your hard work and for the loud laughs, that-I can never stifle!

  17. lisa says:

    Just saw that Russell and Katy are getting a divorce..

    Welcome to 2012 everybody.. let the gossip begin.

  18. the original bellaluna says:

    HAPPY NEW YEAR to ALL my fellow Tree-House dwellers and fellow CB’ers! I love ya, ladies!

    Be safe, be smart, and please PLEASE tell me all about your adventures (or lack thereof) on CB!

  19. Bermuda Blues says:

    My ankles are aching for Jessica’s right now. But I’m sure its just for when she’s photographed and she’s not like working out in them or anything. Those heels just look like Chinese torture devices to me!

    And Jess, girl, we need to talk to your man about those sad gray sweatpants.

  20. Cherry Rose says:

    What the hell is the big deal with Rooney Mara’s nipple piercing?

    I got both my nipples pierced when I was 18, and I have many friends, male and female, who have their nipples pierced. It’s really not that big of a deal. Sheesh.

    Happy New Years.

    • Sisi says:

      I agree! Its no biggie. Those nipple piercIngs for instance do not compare to the big makeover Charlize Theron underwent, it does not earn Rooney credit to an oscar nom/win (which is what Im guessing all this talk is really about)

  21. the original bellaluna says:

    Happy 2012 to ALL! And when we are all obliterated/melted/drowned due to a tsunami/blown to smithereens by an asteroid, I will be there, wishing you all love and peace.

    And I thought (fake-)Pregnancey was due in Feb?

    Hmmmm…curiouser and curiouser…

  22. only1shmoo says:

    Holy shmoley, J. Simpson has made 100s of millions of dollars in the fashion industry, and yet she can’t find a flattering outfit to save her life! Damn, I want a fashion label too, because I’m just as hopeless at putting together an ensemble as she is!

  23. I Choose Me says:

    Thanks for all the stories CB, Kaiser, Bedhead and cheers to all you snarky ladies (and gents) as well. Here’s hoping for a lovely, gossip-filled 2012

  24. Aqua says:

    Just popped in to say! Hope you all have a very safe and Happy New Years!Thanks to everyone for all the hard work you have done in keeping up with all the gossip and providing links to various stories.It’s been a not only a pleasure but at time a real eye opener.I’ll be toasting to you all at midnight with a glass of champagne.

  25. stellax2 says:

    Happy New Year! I want to thank all of CB, kaiser, bedhead, cb the great for making this awesome site to read & enjoy. All of

    women and men who comment make my day. Despite some heated discussions, there’s a heck of sense of community.
    Cheers to the new year and good gossip!

  26. stellax2 says:

    Happy New Year! I want to thank all of CB, kaiser, bedhead, cb the great for making this awesome site to read & enjoy. All of

    women and men who comment make my day. Despite some heated discussions, there’s a heck of sense of community.
    Cheers to the new year and good gossip!

  27. april says:

    wow, kim kardashian is getting 600k to host a nye party? I could buy a house of my dreams for me and my kids for what she is making in one night.. and she really has nothing to offer these people than her fame. bullshit.

    happy new year everyone. heres to a great 2012 for all of you.

  28. Theuth says:

    Well, it’s a little early, but happy 2012 to everyone! Hope your resolutions and ambitions for the new years will have a good life :D

  29. SolitaryAngel says:

    Happy New Year to all of you, and lets make it the best EVER! We have no idea what may be coming up this year (whether it’s the last one or just the beginning of the end); my utmost desire for all of us is to make every day count, love without reservation, laugh without moderation, and spread peace/good will without inhibition.
    Be safe, be well, be happy!!!

  30. Celebasshat says:

    Im never one of those gossip freaks and i’ve never visited a gossip site until my little sis introduce me to celebitchy. Wow! gossip has never been more funkier and eye opening on some issue around the globe. Thank you Kaiser,Cb and Bedhead for making my 2011 interesting, waiting for u on the doorstep of 2012 just keep bringing the crazy. Happy nu year 2 y’all and keep the crazy to a minimum. I make a toast with my glass of cracktini to 2012. Thanks Celebitchy.

  31. Tia says:

    Please note Jessica’s shoes, she’s in heels and super pregnant, so how can you talk about bey?

  32. mercy says:

    Happy New Year everyone! Here’s to a peaceful and prosperous 2012 with more real glamour, fun, and gossip and less LiLo, JLo, Jessica, Kardashians and all the boring trashy reality tv ‘stars.’

  33. My NYResolution says:

    Happy New Year to everyone, and may all your resolutions come true!

  34. SueAnn says:

    Sexual Napalm

  35. Camille says:

    Happy NY everyone! Hope you all had a safe and happy NYE :) .