I’m just posting these so I can make fun of Kate Gosselin’s ridiculous outfit. It’s like she thinks we’re all magpies and she can distract us from her face by wearing that shiny short dress. You know she thinks she looks hot in that number with her boltons standing at attention and her fake hair blown out. At least she didn’t pair it with lucite stripper heels. She probably considers this look sexy but demure. Extra! hasn’t posted their fascinating Kate Gosselin interview yet so we don’t know what she was promoting, but she does have a job as a coupon website spokesperson and we just heard that she’s hosting a cruise. It’s a really bad time for that. The spokesperson for Royal Caribbean claims that the tickets for the one week western Caribbean Cruise, which takes place in August, have been selling well and they’ve been “getting a lot of enquiries about singles” hoping to attend. That sounds like hype from Kate’s camp. Tickets sell for $1,900 to $5,500 a person, which seems steep for that type of cruise. If you take that exact same cruise without the Kate Gosselin option it’s hundreds cheaper of course.
Along those same lines is this new story from the Enquirer claiming that Kate is hoping to find a “sugar daddy” on that cruise. She probably wants to find someone who will put up with her whom she doesn’t have to pay:
While she desparately needs the paycheck, sources say her true motive for taking the job is to meet a man, preferably one with money.
“Kate’s plan is to hook up with as many halfway decent men as she can sink her claws into during the seven-day voyage,” revealed a source.
And according to another insider, she’s keeping her options open.
“Kate’s being open-minded about who she may meet. But she’d love to find some deep-pocketed sugar daddy types – even an old geezer – because they can hire nannies to keep up with her brood!”
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, January 30, 2012]
Good luck with that. Obviously the bodyguard she’s sleeping with is still around so her money must not have dried up yet. I guess we’ll know if she’s serious about landing a new man if she shows up to the cruise without him. Also whatever she did to her face seems to have settled enough for her bitchface to come out again, not that it ever really went away.
Not gonna lie. I love that dress. Kate looks good.
I hate it say it but I agree.
Me too. It’s really pretty and her shape is great. Even her face looks good until you get to the “I’ll kill you” expression in her eyes. I think the bitchface will always exist there. But hey, everyone’s different. Surely there are guys out there who want Bitchface. You know, the guys who call up dominixtresses. Kate really reeeeeeeeeeally should do that type of gig. Not only would she get paid for Bitchface but would also probably meet some rich guy who loooooves it.
eek.. I like it too…
She looks good but that was never the problem, she has a mean personality and just an all around horrible person to say the least. Any one that hooks up with her is asking for the worst. If you don’t know it, just watch some DVDs of Jon & Kate Plus 8. Nay just take my word.
Agreed… She does look amazing.
She does look amazing. Love the dress also.
I (begrudgingly) agree. I wish my legs looked so good in a miniskirt.
And these are my thoughts exactly. My chunky, pasty thighs WISH they could wear something above the knee.
Like the dress, too but that face looks mean as hell when she isn’t smiling.
I’m incredulous that so many of you guys think she looks good. Are we looking at the same pictures? Her waist is bigger than her hips!
The rest of her looks alright I guess, but you’re not going to look ‘good’ with those proportions. At least not in a dress with that kind of fit.
I think the dress looks cheap, like she got it on sale at JC Penney.
The dress looks cheap. No taste (per usual).
She looks ridiculous. That dress looks like it’s from Forever 21.
You stole my Forever 21 comment before I even had a chance to post it.
I like you.
I hate to body snark, but I’ve never seen anyone have thinner thighs than calves.
That being said, I wouldn’t have minded the dress if it weren’t for the weird strips of aluminum foil on it.
A stylish pair of knee-high boots would look way better on her. And conveniently enough, it is winter.
She’s a runner that recently completed a marathon. Just throwing that out there.
But it took her 5 hours. That’s more like walking, I think.
Thanks for pointing that out about the size ratio of thigh vs calves. That does look odd, doesn’t it.
*****
So…. why isn’t the bodyguard protecting her kids? You’d think she’d think they were more important…
Because people don’t hate her kids, but they hate her?
I think that’s called “liposuction” friends (see how there is no quad muscle definition- so I doubt it’s all ‘marathon thinning’). she needs to follow suit on the lower leg too to have it look good.
Gigantocalves, Britney Spears, definitely
I didn’t notice that until you mentioned it!
Kate can have all the plastic surgery she wants, wear gorgeous outfits, get thousand dollar hairdo’s, run off any fat she may have… but she is and always will be a gigantic c*nt.
And that’s why I can’t stand her.
who’s that crazy lady out on the streets in her fancy pajama top?
LOL! Beautiful! (Comment that is.)
that face. You can put lipstick,on a pig, but it’s still a pig.
You said it all, honey!
I’m not going to lie. I threw up in my mouth a little.
That expression needs to fade away, it’s so over used. Go see a doctor if you all are always nauseous.
As for Kate, she just can’t accept that the clock is at 17 minutes. She is in good shape though.
Not a fan of that expression either. I mean, where else are you gonna throw up, in your ass a little? In your ears a little? How about you throw up through your fingernails. Stupid, stupid expression.
Islandwalker & Lady D, I couldn’t agree more. I am desperate for this idiotic expression to fade out. I don’t know who started it; it seemed one day I just starting hearing it everywhere. Please, please, people–go on to the next `clever’ line & stop this gross thing! It makes a lot of us nauseous, so you see the ripple of nausea is infinite.
Her body is in really good shape, but only supermodels with mile-long legs are flattered by ankle straps. The rest of us look stumpy in ’em.
Exactly! I didn’t hate on the dress at all UNTIL I saw the shoes. Yuck!
I know. And it makes me sad because they make it so much easier to walk in heels.
it looks like a cankles situation in the making. I really cannot stand this b*tch.
I get your point Isa. It must be very hard for you to walk in heels. I mean you look like a five year old applied your eyeliner.
@Isa: They do make it easier. And I don’t know about you, but I’ve never been able to walk well in heels. Some feet were made for flats! 🙂
@???
“you look like a five year old applied your eyeliner”
And, you are hating on Isa why? Because she’s attractive, and you are not? Find another site to troll please. BTW I’d rather have a five year old apply my eyeliner than ACT like a five year old…
Aprayerforthewildatheart – Amen!
aprayerforthewildatheart- Thank you.
I like to play with make up. It’s hard for me to wear heels because my heels slips out the back of them.
I’m not sure what ???’s deal with me is. I believe it also accused me of being jealous of a celebrity a few posts back. Perhaps it should take a few minutes and read Celebitchy’s comment policy, because if it continues I will report it.
The shoes seem to be too small for her, too. It looks like her toes are hanging over the edge.
I think her legs look pretty damn awesome. The shoes are gross though.
I’m not loving the shoes either. The dress, however, is great. Shoes look too small on Kate’s feet, for one thing. Too high for another. Just “no.”
I might be a bit of a magpie… but I really don’t think she looks bad. Honestly, I think this is a cute look for her.
Can’t stand her, but I actually think she looks good.
Two questions. -Why is she relevant? -Why does she have a bodyguard?
She has a bodyguard because they’ve been having an affair for years and I suppose she thinks she’s way more important than she truly is. I pity his wife!
I can’t answer the first one, but the second can be answered by glancing at the rest of the comments in this post. People freaking HATE Kate Gosselin. I’d say she needs the security.
I’m no Kate fan, but there are some deranged Kate haters out there. I used to watch the crazy at “Gosslins Without Pity”, and there were stalkerish posters that would drive over and do recon at the house, all in the name of protecting the children.
Why are they hating on Kate? I don’t understand what she’s done, please explain. Guess I should have watched more of the show.
@ teri
She’s mean and controlling. I don’t see why that’s such a cause for people to hate her like they do, but that’s the reasoning they use. I know she’s mean and controlling but I still kind of like her. She’s a tough woman who takes care of business, keeps her huge brood clean healthy and educated, and although she’s selfish when it comes to friends (and crazy) I’ve always seen her as the Alpha-mama-bear who fiercely loves and protects her kids. Plus, she’s a marathoner, which automatically makes me like her.
Agreed. She does need a bodyguard because there is a bizarre level of hate for Kate. I’m no superfan of hers, I can take her or leave her, but I do think there are people out there who seriously would do harm to her, all in the name of “protecting her children.”
cmc, I do agree with you. Agressive women run in my family so I guess I understand them better than other people do. I kind of like that Kate held things together with all of those kids, while Jon fell apart. Jon seemed to be such a silly child-man to me; I understood her frustration with him, personally.
Dude, GWP was whack! I couldn’t handle that place. I don’t like Kate, but those people really need lives…
I would pay hundreds extra to NOT have Kate Gosselin on my cruise.
+100
She really is ugly inside and out. No matter how hard she tries to be “hot” she still looks like a miserable hag.
You are all so jealous you can’t stand that she doesn’t fall down and fade away. Who are YOU to make any negative comments? I would like to see you overcome so much. Just my opinion.
And what, exactly, has she “overcome”? She CHOSE to have all those kids and the state of Pennsylvania footed most of the bill. She hasn’t worked for years and made all her money off her kids. She trashes Jon every chance she gets for having a “mediocre” (aka, real-world) job– so by association, EVERYONE who isn’t a TV personality (and that includes you, dear) is “mediocre”.
She’s a narcissist, plain and simple. She hasn’t overcome anything that she didn’t cause herself.
What exactly has this skank ‘overcome’??? Being a See You Next Tuesday to anyone in her path and pimping out her poor children for every last dime and moment in the spotlight is not overcoming anything?
Has she has a disease which she’s been cured from? Ever had to work and struggle to make ends meet? Or some other life-changing crisis?
People like you are EXACTLY why people like her get famous in the first place.
Morons will follow morons.
Khatie?
That doesn’t look Line Kate. What has she done?!!!
The eyes being the window of the soul. Take a look into her eyes. What do you see?
….somebody who drinks waaaayyyy too much red wine every night
My aunt drinks too much red wine every night, but it’s never resulted in her eyes taking on a slight Asian cast…just sayin’…
Dollar signs and a deep abyss.
… Someone who needs an exorcism. Ripe old hags must have taken over all of the reality-shows. Karthrasions, Jersey S., everything starring Paris Hilton…
I think she looks awful, but she’s such an ugly person that it’s hard to not feel that way anytime I see her. Her tan is too dark, her ankle-straps are too tight so they are squeezing her ankles, making them look fat. Her legs look chunky, and the dress is too young for her. In that side-profile, she looks quite mannish. Boobs don’t look natural at all.
Right – because there are so many rich men out there who are just dying to connect with a witch-bitch and her 6 kids (or is it 8?) – anyway, it is way too many for most men!!
Exactly! hmm, will a rich old man choose kate w all her kids or a hot 23 yr old w no kids? whoah, that’s a hard one! *sarcasm*
I want to punch myself in the face for saying this, but I actually think she looks good. You know, for her.
WHY DOES SHE HAVE A BODY GUARD ???????? NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THIS HEIFER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do I loathe this b*tch, let me count the ways. . .
Kate is looking a lot like Leann rimes these days.
OMG, please let LeAnn read this post, please, please, pretty please!?! LMAO!
I have been waiting for someone to say she and Leann Rimes were looking ‘crazy’ similar these days! Thank you for making my day, Mitch Buchanan Rocks!
Yay, she’s back! This person makes me laugh hysterically! I’ve never watched her shows, only seen her in interviews and on ‘The Soup’, but she’s always good for a laugh. Those people stupid enough to buy tickets for a Gosselin cruise are going to be so sorry!
A bodyguard? LOL Like she needs one, especially her married “friend.”
love her! if i had that bod, i’d show my legs too. what wrong with her wanting to meet a well-to-do man? that’s every woman’s dream. i want to go on that cruise.
With all due respect, not every woman’s *dream* is to meet a “well-to-do-man”. Personally, I’d rather be with a poor man that can properly wreck my sweet shop than some rich old bag with a rusty dong.
^^ AMEN to that!!
I used to feel that way too, kitten, but lived through it and got kind of tired of it. Nothing wrong with meeting a NICE rich man.
Now why in god’s name would a well-to-do man be on a cruise like that? Those sorts of cruises are for – excuse the expression – rubes; a wealthy and well-placed person wouldn’t be caught dead on the Hag Ship.
Yes – equivalent to a grey hound bus in the water. Def not a place to meet anyone with $$ and/or class.
The Hag Ship. bwaahaahaahaa!
What’s to love? She’s not admirable or giving. She hasn’t done anything special except be on TV. It’s like saying you love Pat Sajak.
The Bi@t-H looks good. Da**it! Can’t stand her because I think she just needs to be a mom to her kids, but she is too busy pimping herself.
Sorry, but the dress is bordering on daytime hooker-wear.
No way, my grandma would totally wear that to bed, with the matching pajama pants of course. lol
Her colorist is terrible. That shade of blonde looks awful in general and needs way more dimension. It looks even worse with her tan.
She’s nothing but a train wreck, I feel bad for her kids.
“Getting desperate”? She IS desperate.
Yes. That ship sailed long ago 😉
She looks horrible. She is so pasty white that she looks like she is sick and in a dress that does not flatter her body or her complexion. As always Steve her purse boy is close at hand so if she is looking for a sugar daddy she better make sure he goes home to his wife first. She is over, her 15 minutes is done BUT just won’t go will she?
Ugh! and Yuk! to Kate Gosselin.
How old is Kate? Heck I think I’m older and I would wear the dress! Guess I’ll go put my house coat back on :I
I’d feel sorry for her and her desperation if she weren’t such an awful person.
I like the dress but as something to wear to the club or a lounge. It’s kind of too short and glittery for daytime wear.
OMG
she is such a skank….leathery fake tanned skin and bleached orange straw hair….does she think she is pretty? soooo unnatural and aging
GROSS – stop with the tanning, and put an ash based demi on that crap-arse hair
She looks fine to me. She may be ugly on the inside, but she has a nice figure.
In these pictures she looks like she could be LeAnn Rimes non famous twin. Which says nothing for her and SO much about the path Leann is on…
She just doesn’t give up, does she? I hate how she truly believes people give a damn about her.
She looks, OLD,OLD,OLD. All that tanning bed activity has made her skin look like she’s the long lost daughter of a lizard. More importantly, she is even uglier inside. A horrible, evil person and a vile mother to those eight adorable kids.
Speaking of lizards, put a little extra eyeliner on Kate and she’d look like Courtney Stodden’s sister!
sorry kate
it’s a myth that just because you have long blonde fake hair people like you, or you’re pretty.
i think she looks fantastic, love the dress too!
That dress does nothing for her! Her age is really showing though. I would say she looked in her 40’s, isn’t she in her mid-thirties? It’s time to give up the blonde, tan, bimbo thing.
Can’t believe she’s only a year older than me. Either I look really young for my age or she looks really old! It’s her! 😀
Everytime I look at her I think of Jim carrey as the Grinch.
Honestly, I love the dress. But it does nothing for her figure. She has a wide waist. She’s straight up and down.
that is a great dress for a date night or clubbing. But not for daytime.
I was just thinking to myself a couple of days ago, “Ah, it’s nice that she’s finally out of the news”. And then I open up a few sites and there she is, in all of her cheap disco doll glory. Majorly cheap.
Anyone ever notice if you put bigger bolt ons on her…she could pass as Heidi Montag’s mom??? Lol
she looks HARD for 36. too much tanning and being a bitter b**ch
Her neck. It scares me.
She looks great in that dress but who in their right mind would want to travel on a cruise to see Kate Gosselin? People has had enough of her bitchyness.
She looks hideous, busted, and bitchy.
I have never ever ever come remotely close to hating someone I don’t know as I do with this person. This ocd woman makes my skin crawl. I was so happy when her stinking show got canceled, so make it stop websites. No more Gosselin stories. Unless its the one where her boyfriend’s wife writes a tell all and exposes this creature for what she is. Not that anyone who ever heard her speak doesn’t already know.
OMG! When you look closely, Kate looks horrible. She is the same old kate, Nasty, Mean, and completely self absorbed. She has no God given natural beauty, that why she tries so hard with no success. I cant stand looking at this woman. She can workout and tan till the cows come home but it will not help. She is stone ugly, with an even uglier personality. She thinks she is so much better than us mediocre folks
She markets herself so poorly by NEVER dressing appropriately for the occasion. She is famous for being a mother, yet so many other celebs–famous for other things–are able to use motherhood to enhance their image as well-rounded women. As a woman planning a family soon, these celebs pique my interest–I enjoy seeing how they do it “all” successfully, seemingly in a manner I would like to emulate.
Gwyneth: mom on school run in jeans/cute sweater; fit, exercising woman in yoga pants; working movie star in sparkly dress
J Garner: ballet mom in jeans and t-shirt; cute wife on date in better jeans; classy actress in column gown
Kate Gosselin: woman so desperate to hang on to sexiness she dresses like “the other woman” in a Lifetime movie, all day every day, overshadowing any of her other athletic or professional accomplishments.
Ew, this bitch. She shows up on these shows with such arrogance, like it totally puts her out to be there. I’d emancipate myself if she were my mother.
Note the total lack of interest of everyone around her!
I’m still mystified…what exactly has this woman done to be famous, short of popping out eight kids who she uses as human ATM machines?
Leave it to that crapfest Extra to treat her like a ‘celebrity’
Very telling that NO ONE is looking at her in any of those photos.
No one despises her more than I do, but I do think that she’s physically pretty…although inwardly hideous.
She needs major exfoliation.
What a transformation this woman has gone through. What 5 years and golden children plus high publicity and of course money has done for her. What is she 36, still young. Mazel Tov !
So I wonder if 17oclock on the famewhore clock has a “coupon cruise” caption. The dress reminds me of 1982 millers outpost… I’d already fled to the much more fashionable underbelly by then. Sigh. I miss the 80s punk scene.
She already seemed desperate when she was on television dropping hints about how she was “open to staying in television,” or some such delicate rephrasing of “PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER SHOW!!!!”
The whole reason people tuned in to watch Jon & Kate + 8 was because this couple had eight children. It wasn’t because Kate herself was witty, talented, beautiful, funny or endearing in any way.
The only interesting thing about Kate is her status as the mother of eight and yet she seems determined to “go solo.” She needs to find a clue.
The dress is okay and she does have an enviable figure but I don’t like the shoes. Plus, why does her face look “hard” to me? Like she’s been through the ringer and she’s only 36? Maybe she’s just tired. I suppose eight kids will do that to you!
I actually think she looks good here, considering what she has looked like in the past. I mean she’s still worthless as a person but she does look good here so there’s that.
TLC giveth and TLC taketh away…
get ready clown car vadge religious wierdos.
Dude, she looks hot in that dress. She’s a horrible person…but still, you can’t deny she looks hot.
She is ridiculous.
If you don’t have a waist which Kate doesn’t, you should not dress in stripes which goes around the waist. It just accents your non waist and makes that area look larger than the hips
What is with the weird tongue pictures? And why is that bodyguard still hanging around? Can she really still afford that??
Oh that bitchy look in the 5th pick is the REAL KATE eeeeeekkkkkkkkk!!!!!!
Is it just me, or is she starting to look a little bit like LeAnn Rimes? I think its the eyes and the bitchface.
She’s dressed for a ABBA concert….
…..!!!!!! DISCOLISCIOUS!.!.!.!!.!.
She wants to find a sugar daddy? And what decent, rich guy wants to support a crazy bitchy she-male with 8 kids?
mah momma said, if you can’t say sumthin’nice don’t say nuthin’ at all, but damn Deborah Norville lookin’ used and abused!
“Getting” desperate??
She looks pretty good -physically-.
But her eyes still look soulless and angry. All her smiles and whatnot seem fake as heck. She is a terrible, awful woman.
She has no talent and is a abusive hack, of course she desperate to hang on to her 15 mins. I don’t care how great of shape she is in or not, she is a horrible person and I can’t stand her!
LMFAO at that dress!
Who can find any sympathy and cheer for her.. the rotten personality.. enormous selfish ego remains and would explode to take over and make her mean, bully monster soon enough.
you do realize that she probably takes the comparisons to Leann rimes as a huge compliment?!! Kate would probably love to be that thin! – look at how much press Leann gets for her weight. & anyways, Kate weighs a good 20 – 30 lbs more than Leann
Have to say I like the dress but that first pic really caught her ugliness – note the lower right side around her mouth; but no sympathy here she’s just another ugly empty b**** Has she appeared at San diego’s comiccon events like that seem to be next on her list.
You should have seen the video of her w/ her “fans” who wanted a pic…forced to do it, pouted, popped on the plastic smile long enough for the pic, and then immediately went back to the bitch look.
She’s looking very ‘Aniston’ here. No doubt she is Kates ‘style icon’. It fits.
The only reason she was on TV to start with was that she and her husband were trying to feed, diaper, entertain, and care for 8 young children on a meager salary in an ordinary subdivision. It’s interesting to watch two average people of average looks and intelligence try to juggle multiples. It’s a downright yawn watching a psycho bitch divorce her downtrodden spouse, hire employees to mind her children, and gallivant around with her super-fancy and expensive everything.
Kate is plain, irritating, and flat-out mean. Like cruel and ugly malevolence. No one wants to watch her on TV bc she’s an awful witch with zero charisma and likeability.
If she ever returns to nursing (that’ll be the day), I feel sorry for her charges, as she is, I’m sure, one of the “mean ones”.
Reading through the comments,it’s socks that are posting the same rant over and over. Kate OWES you nothing! I don’t care what this women does, but someone needs to out the hate blogs put out on Kate and her children. I wish someone would investigate those instead of promoting hate on your blog. Shame on all of you.