Priceless interview with K-Fed right before the divorce

Everyone is saying that K-Fed didn’t know the divorce was coming since he went on and on about how he was in a partnership with Britney, and was captured on videotape receiving the divorce news via text message.

I wonder if he’ll ever regret bragging about how much he loves tacky bling and luxury cars? He told Salon magazine that he still feels “poor” despite a “fetish” for items that could feed entire African villages for a year.

He also said that his relationship with his wife is worth way more than all the material goods he covets and accumulates. Let’s see how he really feels about that when he’s trying to get a chunk of her money:

The watch you’re wearing is worth more money than I’ve made in the last five years.

That’s my baby. Whenever I made some money that’s the first thing I went and bought.

So there are certain aspects of the lifestyle you probably enjoy.

Of course, of course. I have my fetishes like everybody else does. My shoes — my kick game is ridiculous.

How many shoes do you have?

Probably like 80 to 100 pairs. My watch game is ridiculous — just jewelry in general. It’s an investment. I bought this [points to his watch], and it’s already gone up in value. All the jewelry I’m wearing has already gone up in value.

You’re not planning on selling it anytime soon are you?

Hell no. I ain’t getting rid of it. I’m going to go out and get some more. It’s great to be able to go and do that stuff, but you really sit back and think about it … You could have all the money in the world and within two months of having that … Say you hit the lotto, right? Two months of having that money, you go and buy a mansion, you buy a big-ass boat, you travel all around the world, you do everything in two months. That’s not gonna buy you happiness. That’s not gonna define who I am. It only goes so far. There’s something way beyond that that’s deep that I have with my wife that nobody will ever understand

What’s the last book you read?

Last book I read was either — man, somebody just asked me this shit today — it was either Russell Simmons’ or Puffy’s book. I’m really studying people who have been in this business and people who have really made themselves into a business from nothing because basically that’s … you see the watch and you see the jewelry and even though, yeah, I do have money, in a sense, I act like I really don’t. Right now the way I look at it is that I’m broke and I’m struggling to get this shit off.

He also claimed that he’s rapping because he loves to, and not because he needs the money. Most incredibly, though, he claims that his terrible rap-like music would have been super popular if he never hooked up with Britney! “If people didn’t know who I was, a couple of the records that I’ve thrown out would’ve probably blown up huge by now. It would’ve just come out of nowhere — people wouldn’t know what to expect.”

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  1. cujokay says:

    Poor fool. He feels like he’s poor because he IS poor.

    He’d better spend his prenup ($30,000 a month for a year) wisely.

    Before you know it he will be selling those kicks and jewelry. He’s really pathetic.

  2. Toubrouk says:

    That guy is a moron, period.

    He’s so short-sighted it almost make me laugh. So he marry the girl and then spend her money around like it was nothing? I would really like to see him in 5 or 10 years. Maybe he will flip hamburgers at the local deli…

  3. The husband says:

    OMG, that f… is worth less than the almost empty glass of beer and the half-finished cigarette.

  4. Jude says:

    Wow. He is incredibly dim. Dimmer than I ever imagined. Dim like a burnt-out lightbulb.

  5. RaeJillian says:

    Um, no. If he never hooked up with Brit he would have been stuck in nowhere and we would all be happier about it. Well, maybe not Shar Jackson ’cause she seemed to visit nowhere and get knocked up two too many times.

  6. DogRunner says:

    The husband Says: OMG, that f… is worth less than the almost empty glass of beer and the half-finished cigarette.

    Yeah — his glass is now half empty! He will be broke soon and selling his stuff on ebay!

  7. Gigohead says:

    Britney isn’t bright either. They deserve each other. I have a feeling those two will hook up again.

  8. Cheyenne says:

    Lets hope she’s learned her lesson and this is the end of it.

    The guy is a total LOSER.

    Get on with your career Britney!! One day he’ll be looking for a position as a backup dancer again. JUST SAY NO

  9. Mr. T says:

    White trailer trash, both of them. They were perfect for each other. They must have tossed cheeto’s into each other’s mouth as a mating ritual.

  10. disco says:

    Mr T
    I so agree – she was a bit too dumb. To not forsee it. Bit sad not taking advice.. still her prenup will see her thru.
    Like the gal – her was dancing fantastic.. – but she let that all go (and herself) for parasite?! err??!

  11. Poor Boopie says:

    K-fed is a legend in his own mind.

  12. ER says:

    At least she was smart enough (or had wise counsel) to even draw up a pre-nup. Usually girls like her say stupid things like, “we’re in love, and he’s not into me for my money…blah blah blah”

  13. mimosa says:


    Can’t wait til he drops off the face of gossip.

  14. Alexi says:


  15. Amanda Bynes says:

    Well K-Fed has made $15,000 for each WWE appearance he has made. LOL watch him try to become a pro wrestler now

  16. Capt. Kirk says:

    What a jackass!!!

  17. Poor Boopie says:

    It would have been better if he had concentrated his energy in being a decent and attentive husband and father instead of becoming the next big rap star. If he had been, Britney may not be dumping his worthless ass now.