Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake’s (alleged) engagement got the strangest roll-out ever. Unnamed sources confirmed the engagement to various outlets, then Justin’s grandma confirmed the news. The news was met with a collective “meh” and “Girl, why you marrying him? He’ll cheat on you. Again and again and again.” There are also so many reports suggesting that Timberlake only proposed to Jessica to get her to STFU – a stop-gap measure, if you will. And since their engagement, JT and Biel still haven’t walked hand-in-hand, showing off a sparkling engagement ring. Perhaps because the ring Justin gave her was way too small?
So if there weren’t enough blaring sirens telling this couple that maybe they should just breakup instead of getting hitched, here’s another one. Star Magazine reports that JT and Biel are now fighting over the prenup. This story makes Jessica sound so utterly pathetic.
The honeymoon is over for Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel – before it even began. Since they got engaged over the holidays, the couple have been butting heads over everything from hammering out their prenup to becoming parents. And JT’s serial cheating throughout their four-year romance is a big issue.
“She thinks if he strays during the marriage, she should be royally compensated,” says an insider. “She wants a fidelity clause in the prenup giving her at least $500,000 if he does.”
But Justin is offering a cash settlement with no fidelity clause or alimony, adds the source. “But Jess won’t budge.”
Biel also insists that they hold off on starting a family. “If he’s faithful for several years, maybe she’ll agree to have his baby,” says the insider. “She doesn’t trust him 100 percent yet. Jessica figures if she gets fat during the pregnancy, he’ll cheat again.”
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
If any part of that is true, Jessica just needs to get out. Just go, girl. It’s not worth it. But here’s the thing – both CB and I think this story was probably made up completely. How do I know? Because Jessica isn’t this self-aware. I don’t think she would ever say to herself, “He’ll cheat on me if I get pregnant and gain weight.” I don’t think she would ever demand a cheating codicil in the prenup because she won’t admit that those huge problems exist in her relationship.
Another thought occurred to me while I was reading this – you know how Jennifer Garner and Biel are tight? I think Biel is trying to fashion her life/career on Garner’s path at this point. It’s not the worst strategy, with the Dimple Parade and the wholesomeness and the overlooking of your husband’s extracurricular activities, then building a “brand” based on motherhood and family and such. Jessica Alba is trying to do The Garner Method right now, but no one really cares. But I think Biel really wants to try it.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
That darker hair color suits her better.
Biel is is so insipid regardless of hwr hair color. And trying to pull a Garner like stunt is just not a strategy she could accomplish. I don’t care how much Garner gives the blind eye to Afleck’s sh*t i think he really has feelings for his wife and has grown to enjoy being a father. Something that JT does not have for Biel otherwise they’d ve married by now.
Biel is is so insipid regardless of her hair color. And trying to pull a Garner like stunt is just not a strategy she could accomplish. I don’t care how much Garner gives the blind eye to Afleck’s sh*t i think he really has feelings for his wife and has grown to enjoy being a father. Something that JT does not have for Biel otherwise they’d ve married by now. He strikes me as the type who keeps Biel as a last resort reserve, in case his womanizing ways dwindle with age, then he can at least have a woman waitibg for him.
If she really manages to get married to Timberlake, that would be the highest point of her career.
She is nobody. Justin should dump her and start to date someone on his level. He is too talented and handsome to waste time for her.
I don’t get the impression that Timberlake is interested in dating someone ‘on his level’ or be apart of a ‘power couple’.
Why does this chick bug me so much??
Because she’s the prettiest ugly girl on the planet.
Or the ugliest pretty girl.
It defies explanation.
Also she’s a terrifically bad actress. Like birds fall dead out of the sky and babies just give up bad.
For me it is because it makes no sense that we should even know her name. She was on a WB show about a family that was more or less like the Duggars and years later she is still in the press. Sure she is JT’s doormat and for some reason Hollywood loves him, but I think he is so gross.
Gay people aren’t allowed to marry but these two are? Pffffft.
That’s a lot funnier than you think it is.
If you’re discussing their mutual beard situation-yep.
I don’t understand why someone would propose just to get their partner to STFU. Why wouldn’t you just break up with them, instead?
Men are stupid.
Most men anyways. And I think Justin is too much of a bitch to tell his mom he’s been cheating on his girlfriend all along and only asked her to marry him to get her to STFU. (why didn’t he just break the f-ck up with her, weird).
Just really not something ”a nice Christian boy from Missisipi” wants to tell his momma.
Justin is neither a Christian or from Mississippi. He was raised as a Baptist and he is from Tennessee.
NOTE to the “happy” pre-couple: This is a bad sign. Turn around before it’s too late.
I watched “The War of the Roses” (Kathleen Turner, Michael Douglas) the week before my wedding. It scared the crap out of me. After 15 years of marriage, I filed. We were never a match, and we grew apart. The final scene in that movie-even that week before we married, I could see that happening.
Why is Timberlake marrying her anyway? No one (but Biel) has a gun to his head. Is it time to settle down and make mini-beautiful people?
Hipsters-is there an equivalent modern movie to “War of the Roses” to shake him out of it?
No, I think The War of the Roses is the pinnacle of nasty divorce movies. (Except maybe Ordinary People, or whatever movie that is where the kid wants to divorce his parents – I think that’s the title.)
Why would you marry someone if you have to beg them to? Sad, I feel like so many girls do this.
She’s not much, but he’s even less. As little as I think of the Garner/Affleck marriage, it’s WAY out of Jennifer Beil’s ballpark.
Relationships should NOT be this difficult.
These two, if all (or many of) the various reports are true, should just shake hands and walk away.
When did she get butt implants?
She didn’t. The body is all hers. And that’s probably one reason she’s still in the news. She’s got one of the best real bodies out there. Frankly, I don’t understand why people think stars with implants of any kind are attractive. It’s like appreciating someone with a good Halloween costume.
Her body is crazy good. Had to say that.
I believe all of this story is made up. I don’t know whether or not Biel and Timberlake are having problems or not. I just don’t think that we’d know if they were. Whatever else he does, Timberlake (and Biel) seem to be very good and keeping their private life, private.
Ifeel really bad for Jessica. She is a mediocre actress with a abundance of self confidence (with the exception of dillhole) but she is harmless. You don’t see her showing up at events drunk, being rude to anyone, pretty open in interviews, no photos of her attacking anyone paps or civilians. Of all the actresses involved with higher profile men, she is the one where I find my self just feeling bad for because it seems unwarranted.
I think Jessica is gorgeous/classy and there’s nothing to hate about her – it’s just that she lacks a certain it factor or charisma. She is no worse an actress than many others out there.
Its strange that people can be nasty to you just for being ‘boring’.
A fidelity clause? Now that’s true love for you. Not only does she totally expect him to dick around, she’s okay with it too as long as pays her a sh*tload of money? Does she want to be his hooker or his wife? Oh and nice touch with the babies clause… if you can keep your d-ck in your drawers for a few years then I’ll consider giving you children.
So lets see… inadequate ring, terrible prenup, total lack of trust… things seem to be off to a great start.
Sorry but I rather be alone and by myself then beg some man to marry me and but up with his shit.
If any of that is true, why even bother with him. She should dump him and find herself a good looking nobody. There are plenty of men that would worship her and would never cheat. Even if she isn’t the best actress, she still deserves better than someone who cheats. Not only cheats but is so okay with his cheating he knows better than to put a fidelity clause in his wedding contract. Sorry Justin but your really not all that.
The “why?” is that Biel is a famewhore and always has been. Why else would she stick to a wiener like Timberlake? Okay, she thinks he’s pretty cool (as do many other women, apparently), but really, he’s far better connected than she is. He’s only been “acting” for about 6 years and already his filmography is better than hers. Not saying his acting is better, just his opportunities. Has Biel co-headlined a romantic comedy yet? No. How the hell did Timberlake get there before her? Exactly.
So yes, from a career perspective, sticking with Timberlake really helps improve her prospects. Would she be able to land anyone with a better career or more clout? Doubtful. Would she disappear off the face of the Earth without him? Given that there are so many other hot young actresses who can act circles around her, um, yup.
If there are so many “ifs” why would you even want to marry the guy.
Good grief, WHY marry someone if you DON’T trust him/her 100%? Seems pretty obvious he was over her a long time ago, why is she pushing it and why did he propose???
If half of this is true, they should have stayed broken up and not gotten back together.
I’m struggling right now to think of any tv show or movie she’s ever been in. Seriously, I cannot think of one!
The remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre *gag* Horrible, horrible.
“She doesn’t trust him 100 percent yet…” – yep, that’s how you know these two are so ready for marriage and in it for life. Give me a break.
Even though she doesn’t trust him, she still wants to marry him.
IF this is true, they deserve what they’re gonna get. And, it won’t be pretty.
It’s like Chris Brown and Rihanna without the violence.
I think pre-nups are a good idea, especially if there is a good chunk of money involved. But a fidelity clause? Why would you even have that? That is more than even my cynical little heart can bear.
After all this time spent waiting she’s not going to dump him over some prenup, he’s rich and A list famous and is doing pretty good as an actor right now. As her good friend jennifer garner would tell her, honey the cheating is the price we pay for the life we get to live, now look the other way smile and pretend your life is perfect.
Fidelity Clauses are quite the norm in some pre-nup circles. Particularly when it involves the “mistress becoming the next wife” situation.
I think she’s wise to not cave on the Fidelity Clause, particularly in light of the fact that she’s marrying(?) a known cheater with the nickname Trousersnake.
I don’t find him attractive at all.
To me it’s crystal clear that she’s his beard. If I were younger and single, I’d follow the same career trajectory as Jessica is. He’s an asshole, but at least she doesn’t have to sleep with him, gets to enjoy his money, share in the lifestyle, etc. She’d get a separate bedroom, a big allowance and she’d just have to appear as the devoted wife on select occasions.
Justin is just gross and Jessica is a fool. Why would you marry someone who up to this point has done nothing but blatantly disrespect you? And in the public eye no less! It’s not even like his cheating is based on rumors, he doesn’t even care enough to hide his affairs. If you’re going to eat the cookie, at least have some decency to wipe the crumbs off your mouth, ya know?
I love her. She is a wifey material.
If they have children, well…they may be “breathtaking.”
Jessica seems pathetic because she is. The only reason she is hiding the engagment ring is to keep the publicity going longer. I agree, she is not self-aware. She believes that everyone is waiting with anticipation for the ring presentation. The only thing I’m waiting on with this couple is to see what type of break-down she has when he divorces her.
Or maybe she just doesn’t want to show it off? I know people really like conspiracy theories, but sometimes things really aren’t some that complex.
Timberlake is a skanky douche bag who has admitted that when he and Jessica were broken up, he realized he made the biggest mistake of his life and he missed her terribly. HE WANTED HER BACK. HE WENT AFTER HER. Just wanted to clear that up.
If she had brains, she would run run RUN as far away from him as she could. If she doesn’t, she must insist on protecting herself via the pre-nup and a fidelity clause. At least when she divorces him, she can get restitution for years of his trawling behavior. Anyone who would make you sit through a Rhianna concert while she made blatant moves on him at the show is just not worth the aggravation, time, or energy.
Run Jessica! He’s just not worth it. He’s just not that into you, even if he did propose to you. Actions speak louder than words.
I think Jessica lacks any talent whatsoever, but she is a beautiful woman. For some reason I find him very annoying and unattractive. Though I do find Justin brilliant whenever he hosts SNL, he is freaking hilarious! But something feels wrong about him, either it’s his personality or something else… I wonder why his making such an impact on his movie career and not making a new record? Their union will not last, it’s quite obvious. Jessica has to deal with her insecurities, she can do much better in her personal life, mb a successful businessman will appreciate her for who she really is, a very attractive woman with no personality.
I don’t understand why this woman is still around. She is a mediocre actress and I don’t even remember the last movie that she was on. She can’t act to save her life. As for Timberlake, well, he has the talent; however, since he can’t keep his pants on, then, he should avoid marriage.
Jeez… That body, in the last picture. Woot.
Doesn’t Timberlake have an air of pissy queen about him in this picture and all other pictures of him TBH?
Poor poor Jess! lmao j/k kinda.. Smh something is up.
She’s beautiful, and he is the most regular looking guy ever, you wouldn’t even give him another glance if he wasn’t famous. The author of this article loves to thinks she knows it all doesn’t she, coming across as so superior, when she’s just talking out of her @rse frankly! She guesses but sells it as fact.
I think a lot of people miss the point of why Jessica wants so badly to keep Justin no matter what.
She takes all his crap because she knows that she’s nobody in Hollywood on her own. She loves all the privilege that comes from being his “official girlfriend”.
Without him, she would never get to attend all those A-list parties, wearing top designer clothes and hanging out with the biggest celebrities. I’m sure that she’s willing to happily accept all his cheating and the humiliation that might come with that, as long as she’s the one with the ring and the chance to roll on his cash.
This sort of attitude would be completely beneath the Anne Hathaways and Natalie Portmans of the world, but it’s actually a smart move for someone like Jessica, who has no career perspectives anyway. Same thing with Garner.
By the way, I have the feeling that Garner has been pregnant for her entire life. Her “child after child” thing irks me a little, don’t know why. Looks so 18th century.
First, I have a comment, then a confession. I read celebitchy everyday and I especially love the comment section. I just got the courage to comment. Next, I am a JT fan. I know, I know he is persona non grata around here, and it is probably well deserved. But, I had to comment on this STAR article. Jessica Biel is so worried that Justin Timberlake will stray that she’s demanding a “fidelity” clause in their pre-nup and more!
I mean really who believes this crap. She can’t even get him to take a damn picture with her.
She wants to be reassured through a fidelity clause that if he isn’t loyal, she gets compensated at least $500,000! Justin Timberlake drives around LA in an Audi A8, a $140,000 car. So his faithfulness and her self respect is basically worth the price of three of HIS cars. If this shit is true (and its not) he needs to jump on that.
A source from Star said Justin is offering a cash settlement that has NO fidelity clause or alimony, but “Jess won’t budge.”
OK, so this WAS NOT a source close to Justin or JB, but a source from STAR, they are not even trying to hide the fact that they are MAKING THIS SHIT UP.
In addition to the clause, she wants to hold off on having children until she feels comfortable in trusting Justin’s faithfulness. She thinks if she were to have children and get fat, he might cheat. So, I want to make sure I have all the major points of this “report.”
1. She believes her fiancé is a cheater so she needs a fidelity clause.
2. She believes her fiancé is a shallow asshole who will cheat when she gains weight with HIS child.
3. She is a shallow asshole who believes she will “get fat” if she gets pregnant.
Hopefully this couple works through their pre-marital jitters! JITTERS! That was not a “report” (fiction) on pre-marital jitters. What idiot wrote this crap? This makes her look like the worst sort of person. I’m sorry, the author of this article is basically saying she knows the deal(future husband is a cheater/douchebag), like it’s a business deal. I mean is she really quibbling over price I mean dollar amount? What profession is she supposed to be in again? IMO this engagement is a farce (publicity stunt), and the Tabs know it. So why not have a little fun (make shit up) and make money at the same time.