Which closeted male actor is dating a gay billionaire

There’s this suspicious blog with random stories from a guy who claims to be a gay billionaire dating a closeted Hollywood star. He doesn’t accept comments, and just started the blog in October. There are a total of 14 posts about stuff like losing comped cars from Casinos and buying sheets at Walmart because he doesn’t like the ultra high thread count at the luxury hotels he frequents. He says he bought a Porsche at 2:00 in the morning after this Hollywood hottie dumped him, but that he’s back together with him now and started the blog as therapy for his stressful life of privilege:

Ok, I started this blog when I broke up with this boyfriend.

I thought it would serve as a release. It has been fun to post about random topics.

Here is the deal, the boyfriend is back. And the same problem is back.

I am not going to tell all about him. However, I am going to tell you the problem. I am just going to put it out there. I haven’t really been able to talk to anyone about this.

I can only talk about this here because I am sure that I have complete annoymity.

He is a major Hollywood Actor. He will not come out. I would never force him to.

I would never out him either. However, the constant sneaking around really bites.

I just left from our secret hideout. It was a nice evening. But, the problem remains.

I am in love with this guy! But he will not come out!

For a long time, I convinced myself that it didn’t matter if anyone knew that we were in love. However, that is just crazy. It is just fear. I shouldn’t have to hide my love! It makes me feel like his stardom is more important than our love.

I don’t love this guy because of his fame and celebrity. Just like he doesn’t love me because of my wealth. I think we are attracted to each, drawn to each other, because of who we are deep down. It has always been an instant attraction. (I will write about our first meeting later.)

I think he loves me, but I am not really sure.

Oh, and he doesn’t know that I think it’s a problem…

Thanks for listening!

Does it sound like another LonelyGirl stunt to you? Personally I’m not buying it, it doesn’t sound sincere to me, and I think the other posts were just a build up to this titillating one. Someone’s trying an online experiment for a class or a lark. What do you think? It could be anyone. I guess I’ll keep checking to see if he drops some more clues.

I found this post through Digg, and it had just two Diggs yesterday, so maybe it will become more popular as time goes on. It smells like bullshit to me.

Also, the header image is just filler, and is not the actual guy.

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5 Responses to “Which closeted male actor is dating a gay billionaire”

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  1. Betty says:

    I’m with you. His blog reeks of BS.

  2. AC says:

    god if it is real… this person doesn’t deserve his millions. He can bearly write better than an 11 year old girl writing in her diary.

  3. racheal says:

    11 year olds can write nice ok shut up I’m 11 my handwriting is nice ok ;2

  4. Emily says:

    I think the person is Matthew McConaghy

  5. Julie Jones says:

    I think the boyfriend is George Clooney.