K-Fed writes message to Britney on bathroom wall

From my extensive analysis of K-Fed’s signature on the legal paperwork acknowledging their fake wedding, I can say that I truly believe that this scrawled message found in his dressing room at the House of Blues is indeed from Kevin Federline. US Weekly, who have the exclusive on this fine find, say that his signature also matches a signed K-Fed poster they have hanging in their break room:

Rapper and noted prose stylist Kevin Federline, 28, took up his Sharpie and left behind a love note* on the shower door of his dressing room at the House of Blues in Chicago, where he performed November 8. The message, written the day after wife Britney Spears, 24, filed for divorce, reads:

Today I’m a free man
Ladies look out
F–k a wife
Give me my kids B-tch!

–Kevin Federline

That’s really going to make him look good in court.

The NY Post reports that Britney cut off K-Fed’s cell phone and credit cards, and that he was spotted scarfing down free food at a strip joint that inexplicably comped him and his entire poser posse. K-Fed asked for tons of food to take home with him and even tried to sneak out liquor bottles under his jacket.

At first I thought “What establishment would be dumb enough to comp K-Fed?” and then I realized that it was pretty media savvy of them to do so and they probably planted a snitch next to him and called up Page Six themselves for the free publicity.

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18 Responses to “K-Fed writes message to Britney on bathroom wall”

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  1. BRReader says:

    Doesn’t he have kids from a previous relationship? Is he also trying for custody of them? Oh, that’s right. He’s an idiot. sorry.

  2. Jamie says:

    Hey check out the latest pics of Britney on celebworld.org. She really looks great…except the smoking.

  3. RaeJillian says:

    This guy is just – well, sad. I keep thinking HE’S SUCH A DIRT BAG! Man, how good could his game be to knock up two nice looking young girls who had so much going for them?

  4. mimosa says:

    What a loser.

  5. Kim says:

    you all remembered when i said: “britney is my everything, i would never could make her sad, she’s the best thing that happened to me. i love you baby”. kevin you are such an idiot…

  6. ER says:

    Why is he telling the LADLES to look out?!

  7. Tara says:

    He’s telling ladies to look out because if you have money or a career, he will knock you up!

  8. AC says:

    Amazing how his feelings change from one week to the next. He only wants his rich kids, thats why he’s not fighting for his other ones!

  9. Mr. T says:

    LOSER! Ladies better watch out. If they see him coming run, run, run!

  10. Ima says:

    This guy is just a total loser.

    Something is seriously wrong with our justice system if this guy ever got physical custody of those kids.

  11. chic mommy says:

    what a loser. He only wants his kids from Britney because he wants a paycheck from them. Some comedian on tv recently said that to K-Fed, his kids were known only as “Cha” and “Ching”. That’s the rich ones. The poor ones he wants nothing to do with.

  12. Keri says:

    The extent of K-Fed’s loser-ness continues to amaze me. Brit even gave him chance after chance after chance to mend his ways, and he didn’t. He’s a scumbag and an idiot. Congratulations to her for FINALLY getting rid of him.

  13. Sam says:

    What a low life! He should keep his woodpecker to himself ’till he can actually SUPPORT HIS KIDS!!

  14. DogRunner says:

    At first I thought…no one is stupid enough to sign their name to a statement like that. However, then I considered the source and have no doubt this waste of good skin would write this.

  15. Toubrouk says:

    Wow, this is so “Classy”! The old “Write on the wall of the bathroom” trick the trash-kids used to pull at my local High-School.

    Ah the memories! 😀

  16. Randi says:

    Yes, ER, I think it says ladles too. Moron has a spoon fetish. It also says “Today I’m a free mom” and “Fuck a wife”. Illiterate bag of shit — he’ll probably get out of the prenup because he couldn’t read what it said when he signed it.

  17. millie says:

    LOL.. so he fucks “a wife” .. does it mean Brit or just an idea of a wife? I totally believe he wrote it, Brit should count her blessings for getting out when she did.

  18. Fleegle says:

    This is horrificly pathetic. I love it that she cut off his “amenities”. Dude, you need to go into serious hiding.