This can’t turn out well. But at least I feel fairly confident that if this story is true, and Rihanna has hooked up with Ashton Kutcher, she might possibly catch a few little reminders of their ill-fated time together, but I don’t see her getting all bruised up at Ashton’s hands. It’s rather sad that it takes a Chris Brown reference to make Ashton look good in comparison, right? Anyway, TMZ is reporting that Rihanna visited Ashton’s pad on the down low a night or two ago and didn’t leave until 4 AM. Sketchy?

Rihanna — and her security team — stopped by Ashton Kutcher’s swanky L.A. house for a little late night visit Wednesday.

According to the photographer, the “Birthday Cake” singer got to Ashton’s home right around midnight … and didn’t leave ’til roughly 4 AM.

As we previously reported, Justin Bieber recently checked out Ashton’s $10 million bachelor pad on his high-end real estate hunt … but we’re guessin’ Rihanna wasn’t there for an open house.

So far, no comment from Rihanna’s rep.

[From TMZ]

Well the one thing throwing me off here (besides the oddness of this potential coupling) is that RiRi brought her security team along for the joyride. Seems a little bit strange for a romantic interlude, so maybe she just went over to Ashton’s house to party. That’s probably the more likely explanation here.

In other Rihanna news, she covers the April issue of Women’s Fitness to discuss how much she likes getting naked because the practice was key to abandoning her body issues. Okay:

On tackling her body issues: “The more I got naked the more comfortable I felt. I just had to face my fear. You always find something wrong, you always find something you’re uncomfortable with, and one thing turns into another and you get embarrassed and self-conscious about it. After a while, it was like, ‘What’s the worst that can happen?’ and I just started being a little more daring with it. It was just knowing my body is the way it is no matter what that helped me, knowing that it is what it is under clothes or outside of clothes. My way probably won’t work for most people.”

On food temptations: “My favourite food right now is microwave butter popcorn. And when I’m in London I’m close to authentic Jamaican food, so I tend to eat that every day.”

Trainer Harley Pasternak on RiRi’s routine: “If you want to work out like Rihanna, train hard and often, but not long. Rihanna is really driven, there’s no need for me to motivate her. She trains for at least 25 minutes at a time, and she loves skater lunges, deadlifts and dumbbell work… Her least favourite exercise is running.”

[From Daily Mail]

Eh. I think that Rihanna probably still has as many issues with her body as anyone else, but she’s good at talking the talk. Of course, her body is bangin,’ and it seriously bothered me to learn that Rihanna’s own father told her she looked tubby last summer when she made public appearances in a bikini for Kadooment Day. RiRi subsequently dropped a few pounds before these December bikini shots. So yes, Rihanna lacks confidence in her body no matter what she says otherwise.

Now just because I can’t resist, here are a few photos from Rihanna’s Twitter page with her grandparents (at grandma’s birthday celebration) on 3/17. These pictures are really sweet.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Twitter, and Wemen’s Fitness