More bikini photos of Jenelle are here
Remember that amazing video of the deaf woman hearing herself for the first time after getting a hearing implant? That made me cry so hard. Just thinking about it chokes me up. Well Jenelle Evans, the chick from Teen Mom 2 who is known for multiple arrests, a stint in rehab, and a brutal assault caught on tape, is getting a boob job – which she compared to that video. I’m not kidding. Like so many of her fellow Teen Mom contestants, Evans is planning to get a boob job with part of money from whatever MTV pays her, which sounds way too low to me. Jenelle is so excited about this transformation, and so convinced of its necessity, that she compared bigger boobs to getting a cochlear implant.
How much does Teen Mom 2’s turbulent Janelle Evans want to undergo breast implant surgery? This much: “When I get new boobs, I’m going to cry – I will be so touched,” she said in her live video on Stickam. “It will be like a deaf person being able to hear for the first time…”
Jenelle, who said she’s hoping to become “a C-Cup,” expects to go under the knife soon.
“Jenelle is tired of having small breasts,” an insider tells OK! “when she was pregnant they went up two cup sizes, but now they’ve shrunk back down to an A-cup, and she’s tired of having to wear padded bras all the time.
“And it isn’t just the fact that they’re small that bothers her,” adds the source. “Her pregnant basically turned them droopy, and it makes her incredibly self conscious.”
The man in her life may have something to do with that.
“Her boyfriend, Gary [Head], says he doesn’t care, but Janelle’s caught him checking out girls with big breasts, and her ex used to tease her a lot. When they broke up the last time, he said some horrible things about how he couldn’t wait to be with a girl that wasn’t flat as a board.
Ironically, Jenelle trashed Teen Mom Farrah Abraham for her breast augmentation. (She tweeted “at least I don’t have some fake a** titties.”) Though perhaps it was out of envy.
“Gary loves Farrah’s boobs,” Jenelle admitted. “Mine are going to be better, though.”
[From OK! Magazine, print edition, April 9, 2012]
How sad that this girl is getting boobs to please the idiotic guys she’s dating. Not that I care at all. She obviously thinks that bigger boobs are medically necessary so that she can continue to post duckface bikini pictures to Twitter. She should be able to write her new boobs off her taxes at least.
…why is there tape all over her stomach? Girls who are super self conscious don’t take pictures of themselves to show everyone on the internet. Just say “I want big boobies!” and it’ll mean about the same to me.
It seriously makes me sick that we give people like this “fame”. Shows like Teen Mom and Jersey Shore teach kids that actually like a moron, getting pregnant at 15 or wasted all the time is how you can become famous and rich. I know that shows about studying or going to work every day or having children when you are financially responsible aren’t very full of glamour or fun, but that is at least a respectful way of living.
Looks like the tape is to cover the star tattoo. Often done when it’s (the tat) is ina place where fabric will rub on it. (and bleed).
Beyond that? Girl is just pitiful.
OUCH! Wont that pull the scab up? Its painful enough when the clothes catch and dry, i cant imagine having to pull tape off a tattoo. yikes!
That is what it looks like,I was advised to put nothing on mine.
No, it won’t pull the scab up. You aren’t really supposed to cover a new tattoo in the days following it being applied but when it’s freshly finished an artist will wipe it down, clean off the loose ink/fresh blood, give the new ink a coat of antiseptic goo, and then wrap/cover the tat with clear film so that over the first few hours while you are still oozing blood and ink you won’t scare kids on the bus ride home. And/or ruin your new jeans. (Not an artist – but worked as an in-house babysitter & general odd job gal for a while. I could never understand why girls would show up in brand new clothes and light colored ones at that to have ink applied. It’s INK and BLOOD!) One artist told me once that, personally he didn’t think the plastic was for what he told his customers it was for – they thought it was to protect their clothes, he viewed it as a pretty clear reminder for them to not let it get whacked. You can put the ache of a tattoo out of your mind – but the feel of tape and cling film is weird enough to keep you conscious of the issue. Weird, but there ya go. WAY more than anyone wants to know about tats, I’m a fount of useless knowledge.
I hope that isn’t what she is doing. I have had tattoos done in places where fabric rub (one on my back and my bra rubbed it in several spots) and my artist was very adament to not cover it like that. Hinders the healing process. He also didn’t tape it when it was fresh, he used gauze (and that tattoo does not look fresh anyways). Probably expecting too much though of a complete idiot.
The tape covers the new tattoo. A&D is also recommended – though for these idiots, it’s only to cover a new tat, not use for diaper rash.
Well said Franny. A shame that being a spoiled waste of air is the new cool.
Thank you Paris and MTV.
What do you expect from white trash?
Agree!! And the worst thing is that these teen moms are going to raise their children to be a second generation of trash as well, put that money into a savings account for your kid idiot this teen mom stint isn’t going to last forever!!
I’m not supporting her bad behavior but I think people have a tendency to forget these girls are young teens. Supply your average teen with national attention for bad behavior and money to boot and what do you expect will happen?
@Lflip, when you make the choice to have a baby in your teens, it’s time to forfeit teen shenanigans.
Regardless of whether or not she purposely got pregnant a 15 year old has no way of truly understanding or preparing for motherhood. What disgusts me most about this whole situation is who signed off on her being on this show in the first place? Probably her mother. Her mother should have seen how out of control her daughter was (being a pregnant teen) and done her best to straighten her out at that point. Not let her be involved in a show that glorifies a terrible situation.
Agreed.
I find your comment rather offensive.
LMAO! She’s such a ditz but it makes for great tv.
What is with the tape on her waist and jean shorts?? lol
Maybe tape is to cover brand new tattoo?
The shorts are skanky. The saran wrap and the tape are probably there to cover a brand new tattoo.
ahh okay its saran wrap too. i thought it was just tape. that would hurt enitrely too much. i might do that with my shoulder tat cuz lord knows i cant walk around my office in a tube top
@Naye, I wouldn’t suggest doing that. Its really only meant to be a temporary thing at most for brand new tattoos or inprocess ones between sessions. If you need to cover it (I assume because the ointment would get on your clothes, since I had this issue too), a breathable surgical gauze would probably be best.
GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Duckface!!!! When will it end? Where did it start?
If you have a single duckface picture on facebook, I promise, I instantly think less of you. Double less if you have ever used in as a profile pic.
http://antiduckface.com/
Stop ladies. Just f*cking stop.
Just posted about it. I think the duck-lipped thing missed our generation, Zelda. NOT A SEXY LOOK. I just want these kids to know we’re all laughing at them…
I have one pic and it was a joke pic. I find duck lips to be a scary phenomenon that is taking over.
My sister posts duck lip faces on facebook. She’s 44.
*ducks head in shame and cries a little*
And yes, we all laugh at her.
It’s obvious peeps! If you’ve seen the show you can see her and her mom have NO LIPS WHATSOEVER! Like none! So she has to make that face to make it seem like she has full (or some) lips.
I’m sure she’ll get lip injections next and end up with some sort of horrible permanent duck face
I’m so mad at myself for actually reading this. These girls make me wanna throw up. And god I HATE those stupid purse-lipped photos. You look ridiculous, honey..
If I had a time machine, I’d go back in time and slap the crap out of the originator of duck face (after I killed Hitler, and stopped the assassinations of MLK and JFK). Priorities!
@Mort-LOL! I like how you think 😉
PS-Hi Asli! 🙂
Love you ladies!
Too bad she wasn’t mute instead. What a hopelessly lost little girl…
Good one
I have a question maybe someone can help me with. Why do young women take pictures with the “trout fish lips” look? do you think this makes you look “sessy”? because you don’t, just an FYI. Have a nice day.
Totally agree Jazzmin. I see a great future ahead for this girl – as a stripper or a porn star.
I KNOW! The pouty fish lip thing just makes you look stupid! It seems that on facebook all the young girls have their lips like that as they take pics of themselves…dumb dumb dumb!
This is why I fear for the future of humankind.
she needs to fix her BROW situation first before going south…
The tape(?) is prob because the tattoo is new? Well Thats my guess and I don’t understand these girls, you would think they would consider the future and what they are going to do when the MTV money runs out…its sad to see what train wrecks they have all become.
The tape is probably there to protect the star tattoo.
SOOOOO offensive to deaf people! How the hell can you compare those two operations!!!
AE, exactly! I’m glad somebody said it. There’s no comparing the two operations. If she knew anything about the Deaf community, which, obviously she doesn’t, she would also know that many Deaf people are content being deaf and have no desire to hear, and that there is a huge debate about making the choice to get cochlear implants.
Just a small correction– the girl on the video hearing for the first time got the esteem middle ear implant which is for moderate to severe hearing loss. A cochlear implant is an inner ear implant for profound hearing loss or deafness. The esteem likely provides a more natural sound than a cochlear implant
Agree AE. Most offensive. One is all about conceit and arrogance, (look at me, look at me) one is about restoring a vital part of the 5 senses you are supposed to be born with.
Between Janelle’s comments and the racist twitter comments regarding the casting in the Hunger Games, I am really weeping for the future of humanity this week.
Well, in her defense I really doubt she’s smart enough to realize what she’s saying. She’s clearly an idiot.
Thank you! I am deaf and just reading the headline of this post irritated me. I wasn’t going to read it, but then I thought maybe the headline is hyperbole to cause interest….nope, just an ignorant girl.
Insensitive, thats what this. To compare small boobs to the loss of one of your senses!
I hope the star tattoo will remind old Gary to USE A DAMN CONDOM.
Ugh. What are we all doing? (ok, maybe not all…but dar too many) These shows are all being made because enough people WATCH them to make it worth it for producers to keep producing this garbage. I am as guilty as anyone—if I am flipping through channel and Teen Mom comes on, I cannot pass it up. But it’s embarrassing. This is such a bad form of entertainment. It’s just sad.
I thought the white bangle says “BITCH”. Don’t know why I misread that^^
This chick is so ignorant, If she had a choice between hearing and bigger boobs I’m sure she’d choose the boobs. Too bad she can’t trade her cochlea for bigger boobs. There are plenty of deaf people who would put it to better use; as she obviously doesn’t retain anything of value she hears.
What a freaking idiot!
Her body, her choice.
I have a pretty severe hearing impairment Basically it works akin to something like Huntington’s disease–I was born with the genetic screwup, which was triggered at about age 10, and gets progressively worse until I am 100% deaf. I currently wear powerful hearing aids, and will likely be looking at bilateral Cochleal implants in my future. I was fortunate enough to have good hearing when I was born, of course, and I count myself lucky that I can still function reasonably well with lip reading and hearing aids.
But knowing that there will be a day sometime in the near future when I can’t hear my kid say “I love you, Mommy” is something that makes me cry every single time I think about it.
So when I see some dumb bitch claim that getting new boobs will be like a deaf person being able to hear, I get almost physically queasy. And homicidal.
Should be cochlear–I completely suck at typing anything longer than about three words on my phone!
Good post, Lindy! I understand completely. I’ve been hearing impaired since birth. I wear an aid and have a fairly good hearing. I count myself lucky. My hearing could be much worst but it is a daily struggle for me to fit into society, not to be labelled dumb & deaf, to catch everything everyone is saying and to make friends. And don’t get me started about being underpaid and underemployed at work. These days people get impatient to even communicate with me. They just can’t seem to make the effort or take the time. Or to have an empathy for other people anymore regardless of disability, race, gender, class, etc. This is why these comments like Janelle’s are so sad to me in addition to being offensive, ignorant, etc. etc.
Thanks for posting, AE! Yes, it is hard to explain to people who hear perfectly well just how tough even really basic things are. And how tired I sometimes am at the end of the day from how hard I have to concentrate to fit in and function and not inconvenience others. It’s a constant struggle. And so to see someone like this silly girl talk about getting weepy over a new pair of bolt-ons–as if there is anything at all similar to regaining your hearing–makes me *crazy*!!
I’m a college professor but am trying to escape academia and land a job in the “real world” and so I can totally sympathize with your employment woes. Job interviews can be really hard to manage!
Well said! I agree. People just don’t have any imagination or empathy to put themselves in other people’s shoes. It is aggravating to see. Think before you talk, people!
I work for an university – I wish I was a professor! WOW! Good for you, Lindy – and am itching to escape. I’ve had several really good interviews for internal positions in the past year. I did all the necessary preparations (mock interview, researching, coaching, etc. etc.) and thought they all went so well. The managers have all given me very positive feedback post-interview but have always gone with different candidates so I’ve been really discouraged & crushed. I know it is partly the job market & the way the University promotes people from within but I really wonder how much my disability has to do with it.
Although I am not hearing impaired, I can definitely sympathize with you ladies. My father has lost his hearing over the past couple of years, and people treat him as though he’s simple. He’s very smart, but has begun to isolate himself socially because he is now unable to follow conversations. When he is able to read my lips he often confuses what I’m saying for something else. Recently we were at the supermarket and this little old lady created a scene because he was in her way (and he couldn’t hear her “excuse me’s”). As I was walking up she said “what are you? Stupid. I asked you to move five times.” I said “no lady, he’s quite smart, but you’re an insensitive asshole. The man is deaf, he can’t hear you.” My poor father was so embarrassed, he kept apologizing to her. I find this same insensitivity and intolerance quite a bit and it drives me crazy. I wish you both the best of luck in your endeavors.
If you murder Jenelle, the world shall applaud you!
Great post!
Im legally deaf, but still hear some with my aids. Like you I was born with great hearing. I lost mine in my twenties, so I at least had that long to enjoy. I’m prefectly fine with some getting a boob job if they want one, but how can you compare a cosmectic procedure to the restoration of your sense of hearing!?! Ignorant & insensitive just don’t seem to be strong enough words to describe this.
As somebody who is actively involved in the Deaf community, I find this ridiculous. This girl makes is seem like being Deaf is a death sentence and a cochlear implant is the governor’s pardon!
Yeah, being Deaf can make life difficult sure, HOWEVER, the Deaf community is very tight for the most part and has a rich and really interesting history. As opposed to the boob job community, which I’m sure has some great stories, but history? No.
A great show to watch if you are at all interested in anything Deaf related is “Switched at Birth” (I know abc family hokey show, but very good at documenting the joys, trials and tribunes of Deafness).
In summary, this b-tch is dumb, and should really watch what she says about different communities.
Well, if it wasn’t already clear from Teen Mom and everything else she’s done that she’s an empty-headed fool, now it’s completely obvious.
I refuse to let my daughters watch teen reality shows but I have heard these shows have been a deterrent against young girls getting pregnant. I have zero respect for these girls and their families. BUT – if I was young and in need of cash being on TV would be an easy answer.
Mel, if you are involved enough in your teen/tween daughters’ lives to regulate what they watch on TV, then they probably won’t need additional deterrents. :^)
Does anybody else think she looks like a trashier version of Kristen Stewart?
YES! Honey, I hit Ctrl+F just to see if KS was mentioned.
Obviously she owes Farrah an apology for talking about her fake boobs.
She needs an IQ upgrade.
Whaaaaaaaaat theeeeeeeeeeee he******** is wrong with people? Is it too many drugs? Too much booze? Was she beat has a child? Somebody out there help me understand,I don’t watch the show.
Does she drink bad water? Had no father growin up? Lord, I am rolling my eyes, shaking my head and spit is flying all at the same time.
Stupid, stupid, stupid people. Where is her child? Where is CPS? Does she get paid for this show? I am done for the day. Prayers go out to her child, he/she is going to need it. DAM@
Pity they can’t do a brain implant instead.
I read this in her dumbass voice. I hate the way she speaks.
I can’t wait to get new boobs, but it’ll be nothing like a deaf person getting to hear for the first time. It’ll be like me, having boobs finally. Ugh.
Celebitchy- There’s also a video out there of an 8 month old hearing for the first time. I would post the link here but I’m always in moderation. It’s easily found on youtube. It’s so sweet. I just went and watched it again and teared up!
Wearing a padded bra is a much bigger hassle than rehab or getting arrested. I can’t believe I live in a country where teen moms are a form of entertainment or self-worth is based on breast size.
Duckface err’where.
Bang bang bang bang.
I rather like her little boobies.
Don’t any of these bitches on tv know how to use birth control?! It’s not that hard and there are MANY different methods. Pills, shots, patches, even condoms! If they got pregnant on purpose then SHAME ON THEM! I really hate stupid immature brats.
Just tell them that the pill makes your breasts bigger! Problem solved.
This is pure gold!
Her boobs look the same size as mine. They’re a just about a handful and gravity will never touch them.
And I can go trampolining with no pain. Win.
Such trash.
what’s really sad is that although this girl is clearly a louder-than-normal case of insecurity and desperation, her sentiments are not at all abnormal. you don’t have to be a white trash teen mom to think that you’ll be more desirable (and therefore more lovable) with bigger boobs. just because girls don’t normally tweet about it doesn’t mean that they aren’t the exact same type of insecure… i blame it on porn culture.
I watched this really interesting documentary about the sexualization and exploitation of women/children (this girl is a teen, after all)and how it is now being cased in our culture “sexual empowerment and freedom.” Like, oh, it’s your RIGHT to act like a slut or hooker and unfortunately it’s expected. It makes me fearful of having daughters (I’m 26)
deehuuny, I just read a book on the same topic called “Female Chauvanist Pigs.” There’s a chapter on how Internet porn and the hyper objectification of women is effecting teens in some horrifying ways.
I moved to Seattle, where the “Objectifying yourself is empowering” line of thought dominates. It’s pretty frustrating, especially because when you try to have conversations with women and start asking questions about how any of this has to do with THEIR sexual pleasure (since it appears to be more performing for guys, ie punk rock strippers and burlesque dancing and mud wrestling), they generally shut you down, call you sex negative and a prude, and accuse you of being judgmental. It’s all about choice to them, end of story. No need to question the impact of the choice.
As the owner (possessor?) of God-given GIGANTIC boobs, I can’t imagine why someone without them would want them.
Bras are 40 bucks apiece (AT LEAST, if not on sale); Victoria’s Secret doesn’t carry my size; the bras I CAN find are either “gramma bras” (no offence, grammas) and/or have underwires (ugly and/or painful!); and the ta-tas get MORE gigantic during pregnancy/nursing. And let us not discuss the button-front-shirt drama. Also, please don’t get me started on the “Ahh Bra” BS. “Uniboob” is all I’m going to say.
And it is a rare, rare, VALUABLE discovery to find a seamless bra. Because nothing shouts “gigantic ta-tas” like a big-ass visible seam in the middle of your bra cups under a shirt or sweater.
Stupid girls. Stupid, stupid girls.
LOL. I’ve popped many a button on button up shirts!
Seriously, those mini pocket-sewing-kits were made for gals like me! 🙂
And those damn seamless bras have PADDING in them! Once one reaches a certain cup-size, padding is no longer necessary, required, nor desired.
When I got divorced two years ago, my ex went and got bolt ons two weeks after we separated, and when I was single 3 out of the 4 women I was with had been augmented. I know it would be natural to point out it just might be the quality of women I date or where I live (California), but I just think this is how it is these days.
Jenelle looks like Kristen Stewart…she could be the uglier sister
Who cares about her dumb tattoo or her stupid duckface? Her statement about the boobs is so offensive to hearing impaired people and almost no one seems to have noticed other than the author of the article!
Wow. I feel so bad for her now. I used to think she was a worthless piece of white trash, but now I can’t go on hating.
I can’t believe she’s ruining her life for $9000. For an entire season! $9000! I make more in a month and I’m hardly rolling in dough. Heck, my buddy makes almost $5000 per month and he didn’t even graduate from high school.
At least the Jersey Shore kids are making out like bandits, even if they’re rumored to have spent most of it away. At least they got paid to clown on TV.
This girl? She just got clowned and the only people making the bank off it are the MTV execs.
If she wants bigger breasts, more power to her. Though I have a feeling she’s doing it because of low self esteem or to make some guy happy, that’s probably the reason why quiet a few women go under the knife.
She’s pretty young so I give her a pass on all the duck faced bikini pictures. Lots of young women post pictures of themselves on social media so they can receive confirmation that they’re attractive from their peers. At least she’s not wearing uggs and posing in her underwear!
I’m not massively blessed in the boob dept and if I’d had the money at her age, no doubt I would’ve done exactly the same. And no doubt I would’ve lived to regret it as I’m quite happy with them now I’m older! It makes me sad that she wants to do this for a guy. Won’t make him love you any more honey
She should worry less about her tiny boobs and worry more about her tiny brain.
And boobs won’t help the fact that she is ugly in the face.