Kim Kardashian covers Cosmo UK: “I’m not even close to dating again!”

Kim Kardashian covers (kovers) the May issue of Cosmo UK. She was just on the cover last summer too, which makes me wonder what the Cosmo UK editors are smoking. Kim also kovers several tabloids this week, for various reasons. Let’s just do everything in bullet points, shall we? First, some highlights from Kim’s Cosmo interview:

2012 will be a good year: ‘I’ve got a feeling this is going to be a good year for me – I’m putting the past behind me and have never felt more confident about my future.’

On dating: ‘I’m not even close to dating again! And it’s just ridiculous when I’m linked to people I’ve never met or heard of… I’ve learnt to not care. There are always going to be ridiculous rumours. I’m just going to work on me for a bit.’

She hasn’t always been confident: ‘I didn’t always have a lot of confidence – especially not early on… But as I’ve got older, my confidence has grown and I like the person I am today because of that. I get a lot of my confidence from my sisters. If I don’t feel confident about my body, I’m not going to sit at home and feel sorry for myself and not do something about it. It’s all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it’s fitness or whatever. It’s about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it.’

Confidence: ‘It’s the inner confidence that makes you feel sexy, especially when doing a lingerie shoot. It’s always uncomfortable because there are a million people around doing the lighting and stuff, so it’s not the intimate thing you think it is when you see the photo. You just have to give your best. It’s a whole production but no one even pays attention.’

On soul mates: ‘I think you have different soulmates throughout your life; that your soul needs different things at different times. I’m sure my soul will meet a mate one day in the future. I do believe in love, I will always believe in love, but my idea has changed from what I’ve always thought… I just don’t believe in one soulmate now.’

She doesn’t want to have an on-camera relationship anymore: ‘We know that we put ourselves in the public eye. We love doing our reality show, and it’s opened doors for us to have clothing lines… and to do things we’ve always dreamt of. So it comes with the territory and we know that. But as I get older and go through certain things, it’s made me want to be more of a private person. I don’t think I would stop doing the reality show – I love doing it – but I wouldn’t have another relationship shown on the show. That might be too personal, especially when you’re just meeting someone. It’s taught me to be more private.’

[Via The Mail]

Whatever, do I have to discuss this stuff? There’s nothing incredibly notable here, and Kim isn’t even claiming to be a size 4 anymore. I don’t have a problem with anything she’s saying, but I still think she’s full of it, especially about the whole “I’m not dating right now” stuff and the “I won’t have a relationship on camera anymore” stuff.

As for this week’s tabloids, here are some highlights:

*Life & Style continues to get info from Kris Humphries and his lawyers. Team Basketball is still pursuing a “burn the house down” legal strategy, and now they’re even threatening to call Ryan Seacrest in the divorce case.

*Kris claims he has proof that Kim was still in contact (and/or boning) with Reggie Bush and Kanye West during their engagement and marriage. Kris has the text messages!

*Kanye’s new song might be about Kim and how he fell in love with her? Also something about Jay-Z and the Nets?

*Kris has a new magazine photo shoot, and it’s gross.

And that’s all I really have to say about this mess. I can’t believe people are actually taking sides between Kris and Kim. They both suck as people.

Photos courtesy of Jezebel, The Mail.

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  1. bee says:

    Kim is dating Kanye West. Kris Humphries got played!!!!!!!!

  2. Kathryn says:

    Owww. Her lips look painful.

    I’m starting to think cele|bitchy is getting a payout from the kardashians — just like my hometown morning radio show in Dallas. It’s a non-stop love affair with her! Oh well, I keep posting so their going to keep writing about them. My only hope is that maybe someday, in the future, she’ll use her money for good and be grateful for all the advantages she’s had in her life (and maybe, just maybe, she’ll quit getting plastic surgery — why do you want to be your mon’s twin when you are 30?! WHY?!)

    Ed. Note– why has kris all of a sudden become the bad guy? I don’t get it at all.

    Another Ed. Note — I just clinked on the link to his photo shoot. Ah yes, he too has become a fame whore but he’s not as bad as them… But he’s still bad!

    • Lol says:

      I definitely don’t think you could say Kaiser loves Kim K :D lol.

      • autumndaze says:

        I just can’t see how she justifies continuing to pool Humphries into the same puddle of mud.

    • Enny says:

      I’m just turned off by his strategy of trying to force Kim to admit that it was all a fraud. If it was a fraud, he was just as complicit. I don’t by for a minute that he was just a love-sick puppy dog who was marrying Kim Kardashian for love and didn’t realize/profit from the deception. He knew, yet he’s trying to blackmail her into taking the fall.

      • Kathryn says:

        Ed. Note — messed this comment up!

      • Kathryn says:

        Touché. You have a good point:D

      • autumndaze says:

        With a judge’s ruling of “fraud” in the marriage, then any confidentiality agreement and the pre-nuptial agreement are null and void.

        I think that he was in it for love; that isn’t to say that he didn’t know there would be some profit from the wedding/television show. But I believe that he loved her and that he believed she loved him.

        She has been playing herself as the victim from day one. (“I am professional and must make my Australian paid appearance” then backlash, then “oh I can’t continue my appearance in Australia; I am too distraught!” etc.)
        And when the backlash against Kim slipped over to include the deceptions of the all of the Kardashians, they tried to divert the negative attention to Humphries. (Going so far as to reshoot portions of their show to try and portray Kim in a more sympathetic light.)
        There is no blackmail here. Kris wants the truth about the marriage, the Kardashian family and their show out into the light of day. He is entitled to know what money was made during their union and whether Kim took their vows seriously at all. He did.
        I say, “Go Humphries!”

  3. Samigirl says:

    “So you do the work, whether it’s fitness or whatever.”

    Whatever = glute implants, nose job, botox, etc. Way to be a role model and show confidence!

    • Lilalis says:

      I was just thinking, is there actually anything else she does besides getting papp’d in front of the gym?

      Now I remember. Maintainig that kat-face is hard work!

  4. Justine says:

    Bwahaha, Kris’ shoot, ridiculous! THAT’S definitively one thing she does better than he!

  5. Francesca says:

    Kim- see me -notice me look at me Kardashian. Ridiculous woman.

  6. tinyour says:

    The Proof Kim Lied About Injections!

  7. wunder says:

    This is an over photoshopped COW!

  8. Dawn says:

    She is such a liar I can feel her nose from reading this article. The only way to get rid of these gypsies, tramps & thieves (sorry Cher) is to stop buying whatever they are selling including magazines. Once they lose their power to shrill for the media they will go away, just like little ole Paris did.

  9. bee says:

    Kim is dating Kanye West now. Kris Humphries will always be an idiot for marrying Kim.

  10. birdie says:

    Enough with those non-stories about that cow.

  11. Emily says:

    That L&S cover looks so much like Kourtney. Is she using her sister as her plastic surgery inspiration?

  12. Joey says:

    One, I definitely see more and more of a resemblance between her and Kourteney. Two, I really want that pink sweater that she’s wearing. Just spent way to much time googling it. Oh, well. Will have to wait until the magazine is available (will not be buying the mag, just checking to see where to buy the sweater!)

  13. kit says:

    Why do I keep clicking on the Kardashian stories???????????
    The only thing I really want to read about them is that they are moving to Mars forever and ever and ever.

  14. Stubbylove says:

    This stupid beotch should never be on any cover except gossip mags!!!! Damn you Cosmo!!

  15. Bad Gal Addiction says:

    No honey, your reality show didn’t open doors! Your sextape did!

    “I’ve learnt to not care…about rumors.” Yeah, RIGHT, that’s why you have your name on Google alert.

  16. hillbillygirl45 says:

    She’s still a no-talent, fame-whore and that’s all she’ll ever be. Look at her mother, (Pimp mama), she’s the very same way. And, her mama is how old, now….is it 70 or 75? See what we have to look forward to?

  17. Agnes says:

    she’s full of silicone, botox and crap.

  18. dorothy says:

    Wow, UK Cosmo must be running out of people to put on cover. Scraping bottom of barrel on this one.

  19. Ron says:

    She’s not ready to date, but that’s not stopping her from fu*king.

  20. Green_Eyes says:

    A confident woman does NOT continuously inject themselves w/ Botox or fillers, nor have plastic surgery beyond their original beauty til they are a caricature of their former self. Confident??? I think not… A poor role model??? Oh hell yes!!

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  22. AB says:

    Did you see her fingers? (the second photo from top) – you would think after all those hrs in the nail salon, they would look nice… NOT! her hands look mannish and stubby, ugh! She is still a liar and probably sleeping around already.

    Do like the sweater tho.

  23. skuddles says:

    She’s too busy ho-bagging with Kayne and whoever else to date…

  24. LeeLoo says:

    From the Death Star PR Department: Kim Kardashian & Kanye West are dating. That’s AT LEAST 47,683 valid reasons to blow up your planet. #DeathStarCares

    Of course she is with Kanye as of today because it is all about finding a way to keep her fading star power relevent. I’m sure her pimp/mother told her she needed to date Kanye. She’ll sure as hell marry him at first opportunity too because she needs to find a way to secure herself before she truly fades into oblivion. She’s so see through.

  25. Minty says:

    I do believe in love, I will always believe in love, but my idea has changed from what I’ve always thought… I just don’t believe in one soulmate now.

    What she really means is that she will sleep with any guy (married or not) who can augment her ‘fame’, then she will dump him as soon as someone more rich and more famous comes along.