Back in February, OK! Magazine had a story about the uncool Bermuda Triangle. Of course – I mean, all of the tabloids run weekly stories on all of the variations and possible hookups of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston. But this one story was particularly funny because it read like Brangelina fan-fiction written by Michael K. It was all about Brad sitting down with his oldest son (Maddox) and explaining how he (Brad) used to be in love with Jennifer Aniston, and of course Angelina walked in and there was a huge blowout fight, etc. Well, The Enquirer has taken up the cause of “Maddox is interesting in knowing who this Aniston woman is” and they’ve just gone full-out. According to The Enquirer’s sources, Maddox recently watched Marley & Me, and now he’s totally in love with Jennifer Aniston.
Angelina Jolie’s 10-year-old son Maddox has developed a king-sized crush on Jennifer Aniston after he and his nanny recently watched “Marley & Me” say sources. Now, Angelina and Brad’s adopted youngster plans to decorate his bedroom with posters of Aniston – and Angelina is freaking out.
“Maddox has become infatuated with Jennifer, and Angelina is fuming,” a close source told The Enquirer. “Maddox just loved Jennifer’s rapport with the pup in the movie and got hung up on her nice smile.”
Now Jen’s newest fan is begging his parents to get him posters of her to put up in his bedroom. Maddox has no idea about the longtime rivalry between his mom and Brad’s ex-wife – or of Jen’s belief that Angelina stole Brad when they were still married eight years ago.
“Maddox simply likes Jen’s sweet face and look,” said the source.
To make matters even more uncomfortable, Jennifer trumped Angelina in a recent magazine beauty poll for “Hottest Woman of All Time”. Angelina finished in 10th place.
“Jennifer is not only winning the puppy love of Angelina’s son but is also beating her in magazine polls,” said the source. “She is incredibly jealous of Jennifer’s girl-next-door image, and believe me, she won’t be letting Maddox put any posters of her on his walls.”
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
Am I the only one who thinks that Angelina would probably laugh her ass off if one of her kids wanted an Aniston poster? Besides that, from what little I know of Maddox, he probably just wants to deface the poster or throw knives at it (Angelina and Brad let Maddox play with knives). Anyway, sure. Jealousy, discomfort, etc. I’m surprised they didn’t include something about Angelina screaming at Brad (“You told him about that woman! It’s your fault!”) and Brad breaking down in tears whilst smoking a bong.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
Haha… I just love the national enquirer
Damn they reaching for a story now. This is gone to far they need to leave the kids out of it. If are going to continue to beat a dead horse just keep the kids out of it.
I would like to further see a law that forbids photographs of children that are taken without their parent’s consent.
I can understand how the parents are “public domain” as actors, but no child volunteered for that level of scrutiny.
Oh no!
Well…think about it, he can’t exactly put up “Lara Croft” posters, like other boys his age.
HAHAHAHAHA!!
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+2
I wonder how many times he’s going to hear “your mom’s a MILF” from his friends when he becomes a teenager.
So they’ve completely exhausted all the triangle/anorexia/Angie preggers/kids fed crap stories and this is what they pull out of their ass???
Not quite. I am still waiting for the, “Jolie and Aniston: Love that Couldn’t Be Denied. Pitt Left Out in the Cold”
headline.
Brilliant!!!!!
LOL autumndaze!! I hate to say it but you could be totally right… must keep the Brangiston angle alive, no matter what, right???
Insanity! It’s hilarious, except they’re involving kids – not good. Leave them alone.
That puppy is so cute.
I LOVE their doggy!!! PRECIOUS!
And the nanny was never heard from again.
Who would be so stupid to show the Pitt kids a movie with Jennifer Aniston? 😉
Yeah, no kidding! On that alone I call “BS”!!!
PLEASE IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY..
MAKE THIS STOP…..
Sorry but I disagree – I do NOT think trampie-Jolie would laugh her ass off if Maddox decorated his room with Aniston pictures; she would go ballistic and there would not be any such pictures in his room afterwards.
I think Aniston reading this story would probably go ballistic about how she still has no children after how many years (?)….I mean, she goes on and on about how she wants children…oh wait, oops, no she doesn’t.
i swear this was written by one of the jenhens who roamed the gossip blogs.
wow. they have really gone too far.
the parents are, for once, not parading the kids, so no justifying taking “potshots at the kid because hey, the pics out there”
so why suddenly slandering the kids?
the kids didn’t ask for this.
(at least not yet, hope never).
see, this is what i don’t get.
taking pot shots at a baby! why? what’s blue ivy ever done? except cry and crap in diapers all day. take potshots at beysus, i don’t care. potshots at brangelina or tomkat everyday of the week and twice on sunday.
but at the kids? at babies? isn’t it bad enough for the kids to have crazy parents already. nope. apparently not. they have to have sundry ADULTs bullying them over the internet and all the print rags too.
and you wonder why some of them grow bad?
can’t we wait until they hit puberty at least? then they’ll do stupid stuff by their own and it’s open season.
Serously-this is just ridiculous. It makes me sick when these mags do stoires on the kids. NO kids should be open fodder for this crap-I’m no AJ fan by far.
In the great words of Austin Powers re ‘uncool triangle-gate’.
“WHY WON’T YOU DIE?!?!”
That is one unfortunate looking child.
Later this little boy will grow up and marry a Jen Anniston clone.
Then the fur will really fly!
Crossing the line for sure. We all know it’s a lie but start this lie. Why not leave these innocent kids alone.
LOL….There are posters of Aniston out there? Is she doing photos/centerfolds for Teen Beat Magazine or whatever the kids buy for posters now days?
Too funny!
I highly doubt a young boy is going to be interested in a 40+ year old woman. He probably has comic book posters and action heroes from cartoons, like most boys his age.
Teenagers have T-n-A posters. Not boys.
Geez…I bet he is still trying to scare his sisters with bugs.
Maddox wants a picture of Jennifer Lawrence hanging from his bedroom wall.
Brad wants a picture of George Clooney hanging on his bedroom wall.
Shiloh wants a picture of G.I. Jane hanging on her wall.
Zahara wants a picture of the Duchess of Cambridge hanging on her wall.
Pax just wants a f@cking wall.
Angelina wants Jennifer Aniston hanging on her wall.
So did I get the Brand’s stereotypes right? Or do you have a better idea for the next Enquirer story?
and the twins want a picture of Naydia Sullman
You got it right (=
And i would totally heart you if i could.
“…and Brad breaking down in tears whilst smoking a bong.”
😀
“. . . and the bong was etched with Jen’s face so Brad could wistfully gaze into her eyes thru all the tears and smoke.”
Amen.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA OF COURSE. And know what? Pax is having a secret affair with Aniston..Shocking!!!
It’s funny. Why can’t people just laugh at the silliness? Hahahaha
why can’t people just laugh?
Because there are actually idiots out there that will believe this as fact. That is the scary part to me.
This is made up. Ten year old boys do not put up posters of 40 year old actresses.
That’s what I was thinking. Jen is a beautiful grown woman, but I can’t imagine too many young boys liking her. What a silly fabrication. I am thinking he would like the Jennifer Lawerence or Kristen Stewart sort of age range.
both of those young actresses could easily be daughters of Jennifer Aniston. She could have had them in ther twenties.
Silly sotory. The greediness and craziness of these tabloids have no limit!
I have to admit I lean more towards JA, but to me they are both beautiful women and that story is just silly!
Jennifer Aniston’s love life is the new alien abduction for the Enquirer.
Sounds like a complete, fictional BS non-story, talk about grasping at straws.
They actually believe in this recession, that someone, somewhere will spend money on this.
Great, Maddox is now turned into an evil child taunting his Mother while Brad for reals is doing what? Oh yeah, Brad is not at all present in the house and has no involvement in his children’s lives.
Decorating his room with Aniston posters…
that would be so freaking hilarious if it was true.
*sigh* yeaaaah right. Not BS at all. Some people need to have a REAL job.
I like how they emphasize that he loved how “nice” and “sweet” Aniston seemed. Because she’s the nice, sweet girl-next-door – aka, “good”, and Jolie is the evil villainess – “bad.”
My son is ten and has zero interest in girls…this story is so funny! “breaking down in tears whilst smoking a bong!” LOL!!!!! That’s why I LOVE your writing!
Why does this kid never look happy?
Lol lol lol lol lol this story is amazing and I want some of whatever the writer was smoking! On a side note that puppy is just too cute
That puppy is sooooo cute. I want him!
Angie and who can it be now?? Billie Bob is too gross. But she needs something less predictable than Brad it seems. She is getting a little old for most of the real hotties but I am sure she can still seduce most guys.