Lindsay Lohan is both the attacker and the attacked, the alpha and the omega

The header photo is of Lindsay Lohan and an “unidentified man” leaving the Chateau Marmont two nights ago. You know, because the Marmont is “home” to this crackie, so when she claims she’s a “homebody,” she’s just saying that she only drinks and does drugs at the Marmont these days. Anyway, we have some standard-issue crackhead stories today. Let’s go with chronological – yes, that makes sense. Two weeks ago, a woman accused Lindsay of slapping the hell out of her inside The Standard. LL claimed that she was nowhere near The Standard, and that she was at “home” watching Homeland. Guess what? Crack liars tell crack lies.

Detectives from the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department have officially received the surveillance video from The Standard Hotel in West Hollywood from the night that a woman claims Lindsay Lohan assaulted her, and the video clearly shows Lohan at the club, despite her claims that she was at home watching television, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

As previously reported, Lindsay is being investigated for allegedly assaulting Marisa Dugas almost two weeks ago. The actress vehemently denied being out that night, claiming she was at home watching television when the incident allegedly occurred, even though three people – including the accuser — have now filed police reports.

“Investigators obtained the surveillance video from the Smoke & Mirrors nightclub at The Standard Hotel and it clearly shows that Lindsay was there on the night of the alleged assault,” a law enforcement source tells RadarOnline.com. “The investigation is still ongoing and follow-up interviews will now be conducted as necessary. Of course, investigators want to interview Lindsay about the incident, but she hasn’t been interviewed yet, nor is she under any obligation to do so. Remember, two other witnesses besides the alleged victim filed police reports, including the bouncer of the nightclub.”

When contacted for comment, Lohan’s rep initially denied his client was at the hotel and told RadarOnline.com, “Whomever is responsible for this lie will be held accountable for their misguided actions.” However, he is now saying, “We’re going to wait for the Sheriff’s Department to release their findings before we comment any further.”

Lindsay’s rep had no comment on this story.

[From Radar]

That’s when you know sh-t just got serious – when poor Steve Honig couldn’t even push out some delusional crack theory about what really happened. So… I guess LL really did assault someone, and everyone was just saying it was Amanda Bynes because why not? I’m sorry, Amanda Bynes. You were falsely accused.

In addition to that, TMZ reports that LL was at The Standard again two nights ago, and yet another assault took place. But this time, LL was the victim!!! Wow. That never happens:

Lindsay Lohan returned to the scene of the (alleged) crime!!! We’ve learned she showed up at The Standard Hotel on the Sunset Strip Wednesday night … went to Smoke and Mirrors, the same nightclub where she allegedly pushed a woman 2 weeks ago, and got into it with ANOTHER woman … and it ended with LiLo on the receiving end of a flying drink.

Here’s how it went down. Lindsay’s friend drove her car to the hotel — LiLo was in the passenger seat. The driver pulled into the parking garage and hit another car. Witnesses say Lindsay then called her dad, Michael, for help, and he dutifully showed up.

So what did Michael do? He took Lindsay inside the club and the two hung out for hours … we’re told without any alcohol.

Around closing time, a woman in the booth next to theirs made a snide comment about Lindsay showing up with her dad. Lindsay then got up and screamed at the woman, “Shut the f**k up.” We’re told that’s when the drink drenched the actress.

We’re told Michael then grabbed his daughter and made a beeline for the door.

[From TMZ]

This story is so ridiculous, it must be true, right? Or have I just become completely inured to cracktastrophes? Here’s what probably went down: Lindsay decided to leave the Marmont on Wednesday night, so she and her friend decided to hit up The Standard. Lindsay drove, and she hit another car because she was drunk and/or high. She didn’t want to call Dina because Dina demands payment in blow. So LL called her dad, who did nothing to help LL clean up the car accident, but did take her into the club where father and daughter shared two dozen tequila shots. At one point, LL threatened a chick (“Because of HER FACE.”) and the chick threw a preemptive drink on LL. Michael then ushered his daughter out of the club, and she drove them home, only crashing into two babies on the way. The end.

UPDATE: …. And of course Lindsay was the one to throw the drink. Of course.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News.

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  1. hillbilly in the corner says:

    Wait for it !!!!!!…..I’m sure Lohan Inc will be out in force defending and deflecting blame from their little lying crackhead…I would like to know who the client aauurrrrrrrrr guy is with his mouth hanging open in the car…
    Don’t any of you think its hilarious that she has that dam hat on now 24 hours a day and night…..I wonder if she sleeps in it to ???? like a old bald Man covering his bald spot….LOL

    • Bess says:

      The guy in the car with the Cracken is Gavin Doyle.

      He’s the new “Pootie”. This stand-up guy and great friend was with the Cracken for the Miami fiasco, the European modeling gig/pay-for-sex trip and this past NY fashion week.

    • Madisyn says:

      Good Morning Hillbilly, Bess

      Nothing new with this trick. Does this Gavin have any dough? Cuz this Cracken is beyond broke and someone needs to front that drug money. I know in past years Blohan was the one shelling out money for drugs and hads lots of hangers-on. Now, its Blohan who needs a ‘benefactor’ to supply her with endless amounts of booze and drugs.

      ‘Baby needs a new crack pipe’!

      • Bess says:

        I think Gavin runs some fashion/music website. Don’t know if it’s a big money-maker. Maybe he’s got a trust fund.

      • Madisyn says:

        Well someones fronting cuz this twit has no moolah. Viki cut her loose around the time of the Golden Globes. This trick is looking for a new sugar daddy and needs one right quick!

    • gg says:

      His mouth is hanging open because he’s got a wad of white gum in his mouth, chomping and talking.

  2. Lol says:

    I love cracken stories. They’re so ridiculous :) She really needs some help. Little sociopath.

  3. Mia says:

    Birthday gift from the people of Los Angeles = CAB VOUCHERS

  4. Will says:

    Where does Micheal Lohan get the money to live? He’s either in Florida or California on a weekly basis. Why would LL call her dad after a car accident that sounded pretty minor? You call the cops or deal with it, unless you are too inebriated to think straight. I’m appalled by the entitlement of these people.

    • WillyNilly says:

      “The girl shot back, ‘You go clubbing with your dad?’”

      See? Even a drunk club rat in LA knows you shouldn’t party with your douchie dad at a nightclub.

      And why is she always throwing drinks in people’s faces? This isn’t an episode of Dallas, you young (ha!) misguided misfit of Botox!

      • Candyland says:

        Maybe the chick was expecting Dina to be partying with Lindsay instead of Michael?

      • polk8dot says:

        @ ‘And why is she always throwing drinks…’
        I think her lawyers/PR team explained to her that physically touching someone will be considered ASSAULT and she might be charged with a felony for that.
        If she just throws a drink at the person, she can claim that it was a simple accident, and even if the cops are called, that would not be considered anything above a misdemeanor, if anything at all.
        Since she is physically addicted to violence (amongst other things), and aggression is her default reaction to any confrontation or anything going wrong, her handlers had to come up with some kind of a workable solution, and seems to have settled on this.
        Much easier to implement that than actually having Crackie give up drugs, alcohol, partying, and general asshole-ism.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        For an alcoholic, she sure wastes a lot of booze throwing it at people. You think she’d be more thrifty, what with her financial troubles and all.

    • Bess says:

      I don’t know how any of the Lohan clan earns money to live.

      Someone said Michael Lohan was working at some rehab in LA. How can someone who was just released from rehab and has a history of violence work at a rehab?

      • Madisyn says:

        I think the only source of income at this point is those staged pap photos but even those are drying up. I mean she sold her own clothing for money. Desperate times . . . . .

  5. C.Lynn says:

    Actually, there is a new TMZ article up and it turns out Lindsay was the one who threw the drink at someone, not the other way around.
    http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/20/lindsay-lohan-standard-hotel-fight-witness/

  6. Mirella says:

    Dear celebs… There are these things called cabs. Use them.

  7. marie says:

    pathetic, she is soo pathetic..

  8. some bitch says:

    THIS bitch.
    Can’t she just chill for like a week or so and not cause trouble? I wouldn’t want to imagine how much taxpayer money she’s used with all those stints in jail/cops being called/court appearances…

    • Mich says:

      Didn’t a slew of reports come out late last year that she was costing California tax payers millions?

    • Mary says:

      Seriously, you would think with the negative press about her, that she would have developed a thicker skin and been able to ignore whatever this woman was saying to her. There’s no excuse for starting a fight with a stranger, and I seriously doubt this woman was trying to egg Lindsay on.

      She needs to grow up.

      • polk8dot says:

        She won’t change, unless for the worse.
        She is an A$$hole, and they do not grow up, they just grow to be even bigger A$$holes.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Never gonna happen. She’ll grow older; she may grow wider but the actual emotional growing up isn’t going to happen.

  9. brin says:

    Waiting to hear from Lifetime in 3…2…1.

    • ahoyhoy says:

      Yup. I think this is it. Especially if charges are filed in the first fight, now that they have the tapes. Lindsay lied to cops—that tends to piss them off a bit.

      When they start filming with another actress, she is going to freak out.

    • Candyland says:

      Why? They get free publicity but never say she’s got the role. Win-win.

      • phlyfiremama says:

        Candyland~exactly.

      • Happymom says:

        You’re exactly right. There is no way she was ever seriously up for this role. No director/producer are going to take a chance on her keeping her sh-t together for weeks/months. One week on SNL-sure. A few days on the Glee set-okay. Not to mention she, even if by some miracle, was able to be sober-she doesn’t remotely look like Elizabeth Taylor. But this way it’s lots of free speculation on this silly “movie”.

    • Candyland says:

      Don’t see how CB thought it was Amanda doing the assault cause Amanda’s hair is blonde and Lohan’s ain’t.

  10. fluffyrabbit says:

    Since her face frequently reminds me of Cartman’s, we’ll use one of his quotes.

    “I do what I want, whatever!”

  11. ShazBot says:

    wait…she’s hanging out with her dad?! I cannot keep track of this family and all their drama…I thought he was persona non grata with them though

  12. Just U says:

    So much for hating her dad then…

  13. Cathy says:

    LMAO…Cracken, your life is better than a soap opera. With limited commercial interruptions, which is better yet.

  14. Axel 5 says:

    Why Lindsay, why?

  15. Boo says:

    Kaiser, post the pics of her posing/pumping gas and almost loosing a boob! There’s a great one where her upper balloonlip is stuck to her top denture…really flattering. I’m tired of seeing these photoshopped Coachella pics. Let’s get back to the Real Lo!

  16. logan says:

    This family is like the embarrassing side of the Beverly Hillbillies kin. The side no one wants you to know they are related to you. Guess you can take them out of the hills, but you can’t take the hills out of them.
    No class what so ever. Would be laughed out of my small rural town.

  17. OhMyMy says:

    What irks me is Homeland is a new series on Showtime. A premium pay cable channel I had to drop awhile ago because of the economy. I know others that had to as well. I would love to be able to stay and home and watch it. I’m sure it, the actors and others who work hard to produce it do not appreciate it that Linds is dragging its name through the mud with her.

    • Madisyn says:

      Hey Oh My My, I’m in Los Angeles and when this ‘first’ incident happened two weeks ago, I looked and didn’t see Homeland playing at all. Right then, I knew this trick was lying through those horse veneers. This twit is not the type to mosey on down to Blockbuster and rent the series. Sorry, no can do on buying this bullcrap from this idiot.

  18. Innocent says:

    This writing is hilarious. Lindsay still has Shawn defending her and hey at least i don’t have to care about Homeland.
    Happy 420 :D

    • Roma says:

      I can’t even start with you. She wouldn’t need a lawyer if she would just STAY HOME.

      And because LL said she watched a show you were going to get into it? So do you go to clubs, do blow in the bathroom and throw drinks at people who piss you off?

    • LAK says:

      Hi Dina!

      • Madisyn says:

        Innocent is NOT Dina, right NICOLE? If you want to argue with Dina Lohan, you need to mosey to tmz and talk to Jill or Susan.

  19. Eileen says:

    She’ll be back in jail within 2 weeks. No doubt about it.

    • Madisyn says:

      Hows Eileen? Doing well I hope? As far as jail for Blohan, I WISH! Unfortunately, I don’t see it, not with these incidents.

      PROVE ME WRONG Blohan, please!

      • Eileen says:

        I’m good!
        She won’t stay but an hour but she’ll get her a new and improved mug shot!! :D

      • the original bellaluna says:

        That should get us one or two mug-shots closer to our Cracken Mug-Shot of the Month Calendar.

        We could also combine the ridiculous lies that have come out of her mouth with all those priceless pap shots (we’d have to be choosy) and do a Daily Comments from The Cracken Desk Calendar.

  20. barbi says:

    Wasn’t there a “statement out by Lifetmime ;-) ” saying that basically they wanted to see thru the first incident with the bar fight before sigining her, or something along those lines? Now what? Are they going to wait and see what happens now? She cannot be helped because she DOES NOT WANT HELP! When are people going to get this? I gotta admit I watch Lifetime movies on rainy days or while doing housework, but if they sign her, I won’t because I will have lost all respect. Haha. For Lifetime, makes mes sound pathetic. Lol :-)

    • NeNe says:

      Me too! If they sign her, I will stop watching lifetime. Come on now, signing Lindsay is definitely scrapping the bottom of the barrel. Plus, it is an insult to Liz Taylor, having this worthless POS portray her!!! Liz is turning over in her grave right at this very monent… RIP Liz!!!!

    • hunter says:

      Come on now, if she DOES shoot the Lifetime pic that will be MUST SEE TV!!!

      I wouldn’t miss it for anything.

  21. AfroSappho says:

    I love how Cracken HATES her father until something she gets into trouble (which is 90% of the day), then he’s the first she calls.

    He must still have those mafia connections.

    • Hunter says:

      No I totally mean it. It’ll be like watching a train wreck, can’t look away & all that

  22. Michele says:

    Not surprised at all that she was caught lying once again. I never bought her story that she was home watching Homeland on tv. I hate to say this but I doubt she’s ever going to get her shit together. Her arrogance and delusions stand in the way of her recovery.

    • NeNe says:

      With her track record, she is never truly held accountable for any of her actions. So, this self-entitled little twit will continue with her crazy antics.

      I find it quite strange that her ‘so-called’ mother hasn’t said a word about these two incidents. Actually, I haven’t heard anything from her in a long time, which has been an absolute pleasure! Now, it is time for the whole entire Lohan clan to fall off the face of the earth. And, they can take the Kardashians with them!!

  23. Quinn says:

    Third pic shows that she looks as horrible as ever. Some of the Coachella shots are flattering (for Lohan), but look over-lit, so soften the truth quite a bit.

  24. Rux says:

    I am at a complete loss for words at this point. Maybe she should stay on permanent formal probation because this informal shit ain’t working.

  25. serena says:

    Oh my god, how rude can this girl be? Always assaulting or insulting someone.. I want to slap her in the face.

  26. Talie says:

    She has some mental illness, for sure. NO ONE acts like this who is truly sane.

    • Happymom says:

      I don’t think she’s mentally ill. I think she’s an entitled, spoiled, self absorbed brat with multiple addictions.

    • Quinn says:

      Narcissistic Personality Disorder is about all you could argue for.

    • not having treated her, but looking at the patterns of behavior, there would appear to be a basis for a diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. I’ve treated people with BPD and they are SO difficult.

  27. Boo says:

    Maybe Lindz should start a line of couture floppy hats for every occasion to go with her Jizz Napkin Line. She could do matching or coordinating fabrics. So there could be the “Car Crash Floppy with matching Bender Jizz Napkin” set, done in a bordeaux shade with a twee dollar-print sign subtly embroidered all around the brim of the hat/ass end of the napkin. There’s your comeback idea, girlfriend.

  28. Nanz01 says:

    I was one of the people who thought maybe Amanda Bynes could have been misidentified. Looking back on it, I made a grave error. I am deeply sorry to AB – she has enough going on w/o being accused of being a Lohan.

    • Mich says:

      Don’t feel too bad. If the comparisons got Bynes to stop and take a look at herself and her worrying behaviour then it was a good thing. And she can demonstrate that she is nothing like Lilo by getting the help she seems to need.

  29. Candyland says:

    Honey Chile, I knew Lohan started it. She’s celebrating freedom.

  30. Jackson says:

    So glad this idiot is off of probation. Back to being a crazy crackhead.

  31. SirSnarksalot says:

    Where does this lunatic live these days? She moved out of the Vencie Beach rental and into Terry Richardson’s marmot room and then she was removed from there. So seriously, does she just hang at the bars at the Marmot or The Standard (which are basically accross the street from each other) until she finds a “John” to pick her up for the night?

    And how gross is it that she probably went home that night with her stalker-y Dad….

    Bitch needs an intervention.

    • phlyfiremama says:

      Yeah, but exactly WHO would intervene? Dina? Michael? Ali?

    • Happymom says:

      Who’s left to intervene at this point? Those horrible “parents” (I use the term loosely) are addicts and low lives themselves-no way they can help. I’m sure tons of sober Hollywood people have reached out. She’s had ample opportunities to turn it around. She doesn’t want to.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        A few years ago (maybe several), Tina Fey and Lorne Michaels and some others from SNL had an intervention for her after one of her guest stints. We all know how that turned out.

  32. lucy2 says:

    Lie-han.

    I thought she hated her dad? Ugh, they’re all so gross.

    I can’t imagine living with that much manufactured drama. JUST STAY HOME!

  33. Jessica says:

    This chick WILL be dead before 30.

    (or 27).

    either ways she has not that long to live.

  34. phlyfiremama says:

    Oh, and thank you CB posters for the laughs from this particular thread this morning! While the whole cracktastrophe is truly tragic, it is NOT a tragedy because any of it can be stopped at any time by just saying “No.”, and meaning it.

  35. Bess says:

    Assuming that Blohan was ever really in negotiations to play Liz, I hope these incidents force Lifetime to realize LL just isn’t worth the aggravation. Do the smart thing, Lifetime and walk away.

    • Madisyn says:

      Don’t put you money on the Lifetime movie Angel. Its not even WRITTEN yet, let alone cast and its shooting in less than two weeks? RIGHT! And everytime this trick pulls, well a “Lohan”, her chances diminish.(they were NEVER there to begin with) Not to worry, its NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!

      • Bess says:

        I hope you’re right. I’d hate to see this lying, violent, POS get rewarded in spite of her bad behavior.

        I really think that Blohan has some sort of brain damage.

      • Madisyn says:

        I don’t think she has brain damage. She’s simply an entitled, egotistical, snotty, insolent, mean, violent, bratty, conceited piece of sh0t! Thats it.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        IF Lifetime were to sign Blohan on to do this flick, I’m willing to bet Blohan would have to pay to insure herself (not feasible, what with her current financial situation); the movie would suck on an epic level; Blohan would bad-mouth everyone involved (minus herself); and everyone involved would bad-mouth Blohan.

        But I bet we’d have some fun stories to discuss around the vodka vat! (And Mad, dahling, have those handsome pool boys blow up the rafts!) ;)

  36. Stephanie says:

    I laughed my crack off at this headline and the story. Nice work Kaiser. Lmao.

  37. Jayna says:

    What is she doing hanging out with her dad again? The guy is certifiable as evidenced by all his behavior last year in Florida. She must be on the outs with momma. That’s usually when she turns to daddy.

    • Eileen says:

      With her violent outbursts at bars as of late, she seems to be following his footsteps! I’m sure she is skilled at calling whoever will enable the bahvior du’Jour of the moment.

  38. jesstar says:

    The only thing this asshole is good at is screwing up.

    She cant even be that good of a whore if she’s so in debt & still getting in bar fights. Think of your clientele Lindsay! High $ hos don’t cause scenes in public, it scares the men with real $$ away!

    She has no intention of acting again. Its a skill, and you can’t just take a 5 year crack break & jump in again.

    • X says:

      Wrong, just look at a RDJ.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        RDJ WANTED to change and did HARD TIME in jail for longer than 5 hours. (I believe it was 18 months.)

        THIS BITCH has no desire to change her lifestyle. She treats court trips like red-carpet walks; smirks and rolls her eyes at the judge (and let us not forget the “FU” manicure); while RDJ hung his head because he FINALLY got it.

  39. hillbillygirl45 says:

    I KNEW IT!!!! Hohan ain’t NEVER gonna get her shit together, cause, in her mind, it’s ALWAYS someone elses fault. She needs to truly admit she has addictions, and really get help, or this is one crackho that’s definitely gonna die. Y’all reckon she’ll be punished for any of this? Ol’ girl better get a REAL job, cause at this rate nobody’s gonna hire her for anything. Hell, she wouldn’t get hired for a hemorrhoid commercial, even though she is a perfect asshole…..LMFAO!

  40. tar says:

    That headline is inspired. LMAO.

  41. skuddles says:

    Well I liked this story better when it involved Lohan being the one to take a drink in the face…. if there was ever a person who deserved to be doused with reality it’s this little witch. She just kills me – instead of trying to get her career back on track and working to regain people’s trust and respect, she just carries on like she’s the most entitled brat to ever walk the earth – ramming babies and club managers, partying her bloated little face off, throwing drinks at people and spouting off, lying about absolutely everything, on and on ad nauseam…. So hope these latest stunts, if nothing more, result in producers pulling the plug on her Liz Taylor Lifetime movie…

  42. Hanna says:

    Chimpmunk crack hoe

  43. mmhmm says:

    There has never been a more flawless headline than the one for this post.

  44. boo says:

    OMG I guess she’s never going to learn to stay her ass home, WTF you’re at a club and you’re trying to stay sober? this is just plain stupid, I don’t know what else to say, I actually thought she might be on her way, but she can’t live without the drama, it’s how she feels she’s relevant and alive, what a waste of time.

  45. Newtsgal says:

    ***waves***
    Hey Madisyn, Boo, Bess and all the usual suspects.
    I have been laughin my *ss off about this since yesterday….
    I hurt things laughin so hard!

    • Madisyn says:

      *Waving back* Newt

      I have a feeling this may just be the tip of the iceberg. *fingers crossed*
      Hey, wheres my twin Belle? I got the vat all primed and ready, its 90 degrees today, ITS TIME!

      CRACKtini’s all around on this most joyous of news from our favorite ‘fvck up’ Blohan!

      • Newtsgal says:

        I haven’t seen Bella all week….hope she’s not sick again…:(

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        Hey ladies! Let’s get crack-a-lakin’

      • the original bellaluna says:

        I’m here! I’m just a little late. But I am DEF in need of a cracktini! In-laws, my period, and trying to potty-train a baby-crazy toddler has got me in a tizzy.

    • 5280 says:

      The term ” snot-nosed brat ” is what we called kids who threw temper tantrums when I was growing up….and seems like it applies here for this train wreck.SMDH.

    • Boo says:

      Hey everyone! Looking forward to a long summer watching cracknanigans with y’all. Love ya!

    • Madisyn says:

      Hey Boo, Mort

      Can’t wait either. Let the ‘crack’ games begin!

    • the original bellaluna says:

      *waves at everybody* No Newt, not sick, just hella busy. (In-laws – nuff said.)

      Sorry I’m late to the party; could someone pass me a cracktini? It’s been a helluva week.

      • Newtsgal says:

        In-laws….Ugh!
        Here’s a pitcher of cracktinis with a side of slutty brownies…..
        Now, just relax!

  46. SolitaryAngel says:

    Great headline, and awesome comments from you girls! At this point it’s just constant smdh and eyerolling for me; the Cracken Adventures just keep on keeping on don’t they? I figured she’d be back in trouble/jail in May but it looks like you just can’t keep a crazy cracken down.

  47. Gizmerelda says:

    Apologies if it’s already been commented but the first photo makes me think of heather graham in drugstore cowboy – and we all know how her charachter ended up!!! :-)

  48. Gizmerelda says:

    Apologies if it’s already been commented but the first photo makes me think of heather graham in drugstore cowboy – and we all know how her charachter ended up!!!

  49. Gizmerelda says:

    Apologies if it’s already been commented but the first photo makes me think of heather graham in drugstore cowboy – and we all know how her character ended up!!!

  50. ViloDeMenus says:

    Between laughing out loud at the Alpha and Omega headline and the fact the club was called Smoke and Mirrors *like her career* I couldn’t stop giggling. She’s such a trainwreck at this point, cage fighting in bars on the regular doesn’t even seem abnormal in the Lohan context does it?

  51. Gizmerelda says:

    Apologies if it’s already been commented but the first photo makes me think of heather graham in drugstore cowboy

  52. Kathryn says:

    I would kind of like to know why Ali Lohan isn’t in school. Like how does no one notice that? Since she was like 15 she’s been staying with Lindsay on and off. I’m sure she’s really getting “homeschooled”
    In crack and cigs, maybe.
    (I know Ali’s not in this article, but I just thought of it)

  53. Annie says:

    The one thing I thought Lindsay was doing right was staying away from Michael. Turns out she was even lying about that (probably to suck up to Dina). Does the truth come out of this chick’s mouth EVER?

    • 5280 says:

      I don’t believe “truth” is even in her limited vocabulary much less the definition of the word.

      She is a dumb GASH that has gotten by with her looks and limited talent…..and both of these have gone Bye-Bye.

  54. Bess says:

    http://eyeprime.net/2012/04/lindsay-lohan-shops-at-a-newstand-in-los-feliz-apr-19/

    Here’s Blohan out with her buddy /enabler Gavin. They bought a of a magazine with Ali “Slim” on the cover.

  55. Sugar says:

    I was thinking about that long ago video of Lindsey out behind a club smoking a cig and doing these high kicks in the air. I remember thinking then “what the hell is she doing?” fast forward its today (I’m reading yet another post on her) I can’t help thinking “what the hell is she doing?”
    oh Lindsey I thought life would be boring after I had to cut cable from my working class budget but I have you to look forward to keep me entertained.
    Between LILO & Leann (anniversary bikinis coming soon) it should be great summer reading:)

  56. skeptical says:

    I’m hoping whoever owns that car she hit also presses charges. She hit a car and called daddy and we know the rest. But whose car did she hit?

  57. Labyrinth says:

    Can we stop giving her the benefit of the doubt now? Every single time there is an incident, she lies, denies, is proven to be lying, then acts the victim “they are just trying to get publicity from Lindsay, or sue her for money” she pays them off or no charges are pressed. Repeat.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      I think only “innocent” (and maybe a few others) are giving her the benefit of the doubt at this point.

      Lie, deny, deflect; repeat.

  58. jill says:

    This woman is not going to be stopped until she kills someone. It’s just a matter of time before she faces charges of manslaughter. She is a complete sociopath like her father. The apple didn’t fall far from the tree.

  59. Paul Frehley says:

    Just so everyone knows. Lindsay says it’s the hotel’s fault that she was getting into fights because the hotel is cursed. Again it’s not her fault.

    I’m going to use that excuse when it comes time to pay my taxes. “Mr. Taxman, This country is cursed. That’s why I can’t pay my taxes”

  60. Paul Frehley says:

    I forgot to add. It’s nice to know that all that “therapy” she went too and all hand holding the judge did really paid off.

  61. strawberrycake says:

    My what a difference 1 month makes. Here’s what Lindsay told Matt Lauer 1 month ago:

    Less than two years removed from Lohan’s most recent visit to rehab, Lauer asked she could still enjoy going to clubs without surrendering to temptation.

    “I don’t. I mean, I prob—I could, but I don’t. That’s not my thing anymore. I went out, actually, a few months ago with a friend. And I was so uncomfortable. Not because I felt tempted, just because it was just the same thing that it always was before. And it just wasn’t fun for me. I’ve become more of a homebody. And I like that.”

  62. Madisyn says:

    Hey Belle *passing you a cracktini first*

    Have you seen the latest story? Its a lulu, here ya go:

    Lindsay Lohan
    I’m BANNING Myself
    From That Stupid Hotel

    Lindsay Lohan will never step foot in The Standard Hotel again … or at least for the foreseeable future. She’s telling friends the hotel is a curse, causing her nothing but heartache … and this week’s drink-throwing incident was the last straw.

    You would think Lindsay might swear off clubbing period, but if you thought that you just don’t know LiLo. She’s on the hunt for a new hip place to spend her free time.

    We’re told Lindsay is fully aware she’s now a big fat target … knowing full well there are people who want either quick publicity, some easy money or both — but she vows not to become a shut-in out of fear.

    As for Wednesday’s drink-throwing debacle — Lindsay admits she was at The Standard’s nightclub Smoke and Mirrors … but insists the other girl was the instigator.

    We’re told Lindsay is confident everyone will eventually realize she did nothing wrong during the drink-throwing incident and the alleged shoving incident two weeks ago.

    • Paul Frehley says:

      Typical, In Lindsay’s mind there is nothing wrong with throwing a drink in someone’s face simply because they were talking to you.

      I’m glad to see people are starting to give her back the crap she gives others and I hope it happens more.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Thank you, it’s delish!

      I think the translation from Blohanese to English is that SHE has been BANNED BY THE CLUB. So, let’s see, that makes the Marmont and The Standard (that we know know of). I think we can also include whatever hotels Viki owns, unless he requires her “services.” *winkwinknudgenudge*

      And you think she’d be more frugal about the alcohol abuse (tossing drinks IS considered alcohol abuse), what with her current financial situation.

    • YT says:

      In other words, the hotel banned her.

  63. ZenB!tch says:

    Lilo – Mel – where is my Charlie Sheen story to make it a trifecta?

  64. LovenWorth says:

    I must say she certainly looks so much better as a natural red hair than some cracked out blonde. She still looks worn out but certainly an improvement.

  65. hillbillygirl45 says:

    Well, hell, if she can’t blame it (whatever she does), on someone else, just blame the frikkin’ bar! WTF is WRONG with this nasty twit?! IS NOTHING HER FAULT!? I’d like to slap the taste out of her mouth….she SO pisses me off…..

  66. Mounir says:

    I’m personally a Lilo fan through and through, but when I read stories like this, and hear about her crazy antics it really disappoints me. It’s getting harder and harder to defend her and justify why I like her as a celebrity. For such a talented person with opportunities to make movies and to have the power of influence to do good things, it’s disappointing and saddening to see her behave this way and choose to live the way she does. I always thought she could do something great and be better, but at this point I’m doubting it. The “Mean Girls” days are long gone, but she could still do something great. Don’t let your fans down, Lindsay. There are only a handful of us left.

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