“Dita Von Teese wins the Coachella fashion show, hands down” links

Dita Von Teese wins the Coachella fashion show, right? (God, I love her sunglasses too! She‘s perfection.) [LaineyGossip]
Katherine Heigl… or her mother? [ICYDK]
Shirley Maclaine is still pretty awesome. [Dlisted]
The Jolie-Pitt family at the beach. Love Viv asleep in the sand, love Empress Z in a wetsuit. Brad looks hot too. [Pop Sugar]
I‘m anti-live-tweeting TV shows too. I like to concentrate on the show. [Pajiba]
Lindsay Lohan‘s big, fake lips and extra chins. [Yeeeah]
Chris Colfer defends Lindsay Lohan‘s appearance on Glee. [Celebuzz]
Emma Roberts stuffs her bra. [The Blemish]
Kim Kardashian is wearing “KW” earrings. [Evil Beet]
OMG, I LOVED Mad Men last night. OMG. [A Socialite Life]
Simon Cowell had sex with a woman 11 times in one night. Ouch. [IDLITW]
Between Two Ferns gets old after a while, doesn‘t it? [Gawker]
My mother keeps talking about how creepy Cee Lo Green is. [Go Fug Yourself]
Meet Meow, the 39-pound Fattest Cat in the World. [OMG Blog]
I hate Minka Kelly‘s purple pants. [Moe Jackson]
No female directors at Cannes this year? [The Frisky]
I love these gifs. All of them. [Videogum]
Ricky Martin and his cute boys! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

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  1. gg says:

    She looks nice, but I wouldn’t want to be chained to red lippie and 50s style dresses every day, especially to a sweaty outdoor music festival.

    • sup says:

      ikr, i mean she’s extremely chic and i adore her well-groomedness about 90% of the time, but wouldn’t it get slightly boring after a while? wouldn’t somebody so into clothing want to try different things once in a while? i know i would be bored

      • ZenB!tch says:

        I’m guessing she wears normal clothes when she isn’t “on” and roams through the city without anyone having a clue that they “met” her.

      • sup says:

        @zenb!tch that would make sense but she woved never to wear a pair of jeans so she wouldnt go all casual i imagine

  2. Maguita says:

    I sooo want that dress!!!

    But without the silly flowers on the bust. God she looks good and breezy in that dress! I want it.

    Kaizer, know who did the dress?

  3. Pseudoangie says:

    Oh my glob she’s wearing flats!

    sidenote: does anyone read ICYDK as ‘icy dick’ in your head?

    • Gossip Hound says:

      yep, every time I see it! I used to think it was Icky Dick.

    • BW says:

      I didn’t think she could wear flats. I thought she’d given an interview or two saying she’d worn high heels for so many years, that her foot wouldn’t do flats. Nice to see her in them.

      I love the dress. Yeah the flowers are a bit much, but it’s a fluffy little sundress. I love the longer length, but I’m a sucker for the “new look.”

      • gg says:

        I’m guessing the dirt/mud factor won out. She’s actually one of the smarter ones, with Lilo coming in last with her off-white linen clod-hoppers. Good thing they don’t have orange dirt like Georgia …

    • ZenB!tch says:

      I’ve never quite sounded it out but it did always look like a dirty word to me. I just wasn’t sure which.

  4. Gene Parmesan says:

    I get hot for this woman..no lie. I will go lessy for her.
    P.S im pretty sure her and the count are no more

    • Orange Cone says:

      they broke-up? when did this happen? where did you read it?

      • Anna says:

        I’ve read her and the count broke up earlier this year too on an Australian website (can’t remember the name)

      • gg says:

        Oh noo! I had hopes for them.

      • Maguita says:

        So… the hot Count of Monte Humpable is free to date? yepiiie.

      • tmbg says:

        She was kissing a member of one of the bands at Coachella. A Derek somebody, I think?

        He’s quite a bit younger and looked pretty cute, but I did feel bad about her breaking up with the Count!

  5. skuddles says:

    Nice to see at least one celeb wearing practical shoes for this event…

  6. Kim says:

    I usually hate the way she dresses but she does win this one hands down because she is dressed age appropriately and looks classy versus trashy. FANTASTIC sunglasses.

  7. Marie Antoinette Jr. says:

    She looks a little Shannon Doughertey-esque in these pics.

    I do not care for the fabric flowers.

  8. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    I was thinking DVT looks like Ashley Judd.

  9. Beatrix says:

    ricky’s kids are so damn precious

  10. sup says:

    not this time, sorry. the skirt is too long for her, and i don’t like the ornaments. she does seem sad. maybe the rumour is true about her relationship

  11. Bubbling says:

    I give up on ever figuring out Dita’s appeal

    • ZenB!tch says:

      I *love* her look but I can’t love her. She’s a high(er) class stripper or porn actress or something like that. I don’t condone that but I do love the retro look.

      Not to mention the effort she must put into keeping her skin so pale yet unlined.

      • Lisa says:

        Yeah. I like her look, but I don’t know how anyone can be a legit “fan” of hers.

      • telesma says:

        Pale skin tends to be unlined. It’s the sun worshippers that look like leather handbags at 40 if they don’t take extreme measures.

        Keeping skin pale doesn’t take much beyond spending most of your time indoors and then slathering on a high SPF sunscreen when you go out, and there are some excellent ones available in other parts of the world where people think pale skin is a desirable thing. I got SPF 70 in Madrid a few years ago. I’m sure Dita Von Teese has access to exceptional products.

    • Steph S. says:

      Agreed. I don’t get it at all. Her body is fine, but I can’t get past that face, and I think her outfits are usually hideous and try-hard. I don’t hate this one, though, except for the flowers and the awful 70′s sunglasses. They were ugly then and they’re still ugly now.

  12. Agnes says:

    love that dress!

  13. mamasnail says:

    Am I the only one wondering what SPF her sunscreen is?

  14. Missy Mara says:

    Was she with her sister? Same mouth it seems.

  15. Nance says:

    She can do better. As for having the best style on this event, well, look at the competition.

  16. Franny says:

    can we just talk about how awesome megan’s chevron jacket was last night on MM? I seriously need it.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      I loved Megan last night. I want her to leave Don now. My love of Don Draper has dropped to almost hate this season. Still love the Hammdong but Don needs a swift kick into the 2nd half of the 20th Century.

    • MJ says:

      I squealed with delight when she came out wearing that jacket over the coral dress. My husband looked at me like I was insane. I would rock the hell out of that look at work!

  17. endoplasmic_ridiculum says:

    I know it’s her persona but her face and hair is always the same – I hardly notice what she wears.

    Judging by the makeup this could be Ditta in 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006b etc etc

  18. Michele says:

    She always looks good. Every hair in place and not one makeup smudge. I like the sundress but I know I’d never wear something like that to a music festival but it suits her perfectly. I love that she’s wearing flats. She’s always a class act!

    • ZenB!tch says:

      If I wore a pretty dress to Coachella, I would end up all ripped and raggedy looking like Katy. I really envy polished women. I don’t know how they do it.

  19. Gal says:

    Was she the only celeb there wearing sensible shoes? They look hysterical in their 6 inch heels.

  20. dahlia1947 says:

    She looks like her usual glamorous self! I love it! Just love how she’s always made up when she goes out! :D

  21. ZenB!tch says:

    RE: Cee-Lo Moms know! He’s beyond creepy.

    Why can’t he date a KardASSian? That would rock!

  22. taxi says:

    Is that her real hair? It’s starting to look bad, like too much dye is breaking it off around the hairline.

    • some bitch says:

      Her hair’s naturally a lot lighter, I think… combination of roots and maybe some breakage?

  23. some bitch says:

    Dita is stunning. Great skin- she obviously takes good care of herself. Her style isn’t really my cup of tea but those flats are perfect.

  24. tmbg says:

    Although I’m always a sucker for blonde hair, I think Dita is pretty much perfection. She might look a tiny bit better with slightly lighter hair as the black is harsh against her skin, but that’s so minor. Her skin, makeup, fashion choices and neat, styled hair are just amazing!

  25. T.C. says:

    The Jolie-Pitts look great on the beach. Why is Angie wearing a big BLACK dress? Strange beach wear.

  26. Lily says:

    I love Dita and think she’s beautiful, but it was 106 degrees at Coachella…I went to Weekend 1 and other friends went to Weekend 2 and told me about how hot it was. It’s ridiculous to go out in a full face of makeup and a fancy outfit when it’s that hot outside in my opinion. She could have worn some retro style capri pants, sandals and maybe a blouse and managed to rock the vintage Bettie Page look and yet be a little more appropriately dressed for the weather.

  27. Andrea says:

    Is this dress from Old Navy? I swear I have one just like it sans the flowers.

  28. Kosmos says:

    Not to me….I don’t really get her style or I’m just not into it for some reason, but it seems like a lot of people do like her…