Mariah Carey brings her uncomfortable cameltoe to Austria: just embarrassing?

Here are some new photos of Mariah Carey performing the “closing concert” at an Austrian ski resort. First, you know Mariah got PAID. Big time. The past week has been all about Mariah and Nick’s vow renewal, which they ended up doing in a paparazzi explosion in Paris. And then from Paris, Mariah flew to Austria to WORK? Of course she got paid. And I’m guessing it was in the eight-figures.

But really, can we talk about Mariah’s cameltoe? Because it’s making me uncomfortable and happy all at the same time. Like, I think I know HOW it happened. Mariah was all, “You guys, I’m totally going to wear this super-cute red ski outfit while I’m singing, and everyone will see how much weight I’ve lost and it will be amazing!!” And then she decided that underwear would ruin “the line” of the ski suit, so she went without. Thus, massive cameltoe. At least we know she got a Brazilian before her vow renewal? Too graphic? Good God, just look at her. Don’t tell me that Mariah’s Cameltoe of Doom isn’t the thing that’s too graphic. Mariah needs to let her girl breathe.

Incidentally, beyond the wardrobe malfunction, I think Mariah looks great here. Her hair looks especially awesome.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Candee says:

    Can you say massive yeast infection lol.Just looks so uncomfortable.

  2. spinner says:

    Oh Dear…

  3. jano1981 says:

    Oh wow. That’s HUGE!

  4. DeltaJuliet says:

    From the waist up she looks great. But yeah, that looks SO uncomfortable, for her and the audience 🙁

  5. Chatcat says:

    God it is painful just looking at the pictures OUCH! Having said that, she and other celebrities continue to don this type of pant/outfit/costume whatever you want to call it, so I suspect they like the “coverage” it attracts! lol

    • Aiobhan says:

      ITA on both points. She is so trying to get attention in that outfit. It is like staring at a car wreck, for some reason I cannot stop cringing when I see these photos. Her hair and make-up is good though.

  6. Anastacia Beaverhouzen says:


  7. carolyn says:

    there are no words.

  8. Dorothy says:

    She has always had the worst fashion sense. This is just dreadful.

    • Candyland says:

      True nuff. But she has a great bod. And wasn’t she really big for lotta years? She looks great.

      • laurielou2 says:

        Since her most recent weight loss, her body is fabu. Too bad her fashion sense hasn’t improved along with her figure.

      • Annie says:

        I was gonna say – great bod! Especially considering those pants hide nothing and she isn’t wearing any spanx underneath (she is wearing NO underwear of any description!). She’s a good example of a person who just ain’t supposed to be skinny but who is still in great shape.

        That said – doesn’t this woman own a full length mirror?

    • Leigh says:

      Seriously. But doesn’t she have people she PAYS to tell her about these things?… like where’s her PA?

  9. Agnes says:

    awesomely awkward.

  10. LadyJane says:

    EWWWW. In that 2nd to last pick, it actually looks like a life-sized camel toe. Like a real one. Gross.

  11. Relli says:

    Omg that second to last picture is just…. Wow. Like that needs a NSFW warning. That is some serious labia dressing. Think this goes down in camel toe history. Oh what will MK say!

  12. Nev says:

    I am laughing at your post…I am at work so crying from stifling it!!!


    sooo funny.

    love her though. love her.

  13. ladybert62 says:

    I also am really tried of these renewal vows – can we say “boring!”

  14. LindyLou says:

    Owwee Owwee Owweeeee!

  15. Lindy says:

    Ewwww…. I honestly do not get anything about this chick. I mean, she’s supposedly got serious pipes? Right? Or talent, I guess? I loathe every single one of her songs I have ever heard on the radio. They all sound like cheesy, badly produced princessy poppy R&B lite. It’s all dreck to my ears. Toss in her awful style, her narcissism, and her stuck-in-the-90’s vibe, and I’m ready for her to retire. Can’t stand her. And this camel toe is grosser than gross.

    • duchessofhazard says:

      No, Mariah Carey can sing – and she writes her own tunes. It’s just that… she’s gotten lazy with her pipes (or stuck in the high falsetto notes that does it for her), and her lambs pretty much buy everything she produces, so she isn’t hungry any more.

      I still rock to, “If It’s Over” as if it were my National Anthem, no lie.

    • Whatever says:

      Don’t get it either. And Her body looks strange.

  16. lucy2 says:

    Those pants are like an optical illusion if she’s in front of a dark background.

    • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

      They’re slimming for sure. The black stripe makes it appear as though her thighs are much smaller.

  17. lower-case deb says:

    This is like a jeopardy answer.

    What particular species of camel strives in cold climate regions?

  18. Candyland says:

    What I wanna know is. How doe she keep from getting yeast infections. All the time?

    Nick Cannon is hot. She is one lucky mama.

  19. Courtney says:

    um people need to realize it’s her first full blown concert in over two years so she had stage fright

  20. Lisa says:

    Mariah Carey has been giving me second hand embarrassment since at least 1995.

    • Whatever says:


    • Mourning the Death of Music says:

      That is exactly how I feel!
      It’s like you want to sit her down, sternly stand over her and say, “No! No!” just like you do when scolding a puppy.

  21. Flea says:

    At a certain point it stops being camel toe & starts being front butt.

  22. Jacq says:

    Your eye should never be drawn to crotch cleavage.

    It almost looks like a front-butt.

  23. Happy21 says:

    Oh jeezus! That is just awful. She will never live down these photos. The woman is just tacky with a capital “T”. So gross…

  24. Jayna says:


  25. G says:

    Ok, skiers tell me? Is this OK in skiing circles? What is the proper undergarment?

  26. Princess Lizabeth says:

    Second-to-last photo…OUCH. That looks like chafing, yeast infection, and all-around-pain rolled into one. Please, please, please dress more appropriately, Mariah!

    I must go to scrub my eyes now.

  27. nancy xl says:

    i hate when she sticks her finger in her ear…cant they find an ear piece to fit her. no on else does this.

    • Linney says:

      An ear piece will allow her to hear the feed but her finger in her ear will allow her to more accurately gauge her own voice.

  28. suhon12 says:

    “Lady bits!” First picture, What camel toe? then there’s the 2nd, 3rd . . . Too much information.

  29. camel says:

    Oh God… why did I click on it! Now I’ll have it stuck in my head forever ! 😀

  30. beclove says:


  31. Orly says:

    Awww, geeze. No bueno.

  32. SolitaryAngel says:

    Oy. Yikes! 0_O

  33. Princess says:

    Did she even see a mirror before coming out..this is so ewwwwwww on so many levels..

  34. Mauibound says:

    For the love of all that’s holy, will someone that works for her please be honest with this woman! No Mariah the camel toe is not attractive!

  35. Nonny says:

    Oh gross, I can never unsee that old skanks vagina!

  36. Jenna says:

    Ugh, bitch I can see the outline of your labia. That’s just not nice.

  37. Reece says:

    Mirror mirror on the wall…You’re Fired!

  38. Mew says:

    Outch!!! That’s so bad it hurts to even look at! Eugh!!!!

  39. Blue says:

    That looks so….ugh. I’m wincing in pain just looking at it.

  40. Toni says:

    Bad outfit choice. Isn’t there a sort of cup you can wear to cover that up?

  41. lisa says:

    yikes! mariah girl your pushing 50 years old wear clothes that fit your broad shape better.

    • anonymoose says:

      “pushing 50”?

      MC turned 42 last month.

      good advice about her wardrobe, though! there’s no excuse for that outfit at any age.

  42. Oh my! Lady balls!

  43. Amanda G says:

    That is way more Mariah than I ever wanted to see. She has never had a clue how to dress her body.

  44. Frayed_Edges says:

    Ugh someone tell her, for God’s sake! She’s got an entourage hasn’t she? And none of those people can tell her she’s got an enormous camel toe and is about to go on stage?!

  45. Butch says:

    I’m glad I’m not the only one with a juicy labia majora. I’m doubly glad she’s not insecure about it. I hate having Lady balls, but hey, what’s a gal to do?

    • Annie says:

      Haha, “ladyballs” cracked me up. I once read that the labia majora are to a nutsack what the clit is to a peen – they are formed from the same parts on the foetus. So the labia majora are what would have been your ballsack if you’d been a guy!

  46. jesstar says:

    Poor Mimi. Or should I say poor Mimi’s cooch? Either way…yikes :-/

  47. Ka says:

    Ohhhh, girl… why?

  48. skuddles says:

    That’s just too much toe!

  49. TXCinderella says:

    Wow, that is a bad one! She stills looks pretty chunky to me, at least to be wearing an outfit like that. Earth to Mariah…pantyhose or a pair of tights would have prevented showing the outline of your coochie.

  50. whatthehell456 says:

    *furiously scrubbing eyes with brillo pad*

  51. alexandra says:

    Oh my!!! Chunky lips

  52. Dhavy says:

    OMG I haven’t stopped laughing from all these posts!
    Maybe she taught it how to sing and it was hitting all the high notes at the time the pics were taken….
    Poor Mimi, there’s always something hanging out of her

  53. CaramelKiss says:

    Er ruh Kaiser…next time you display a cameltoe that close up I will be sending you the bill to get this yeast infection off my monitor. Get me some Monistat, STAT!!! LOL.

  54. Jaxx says:

    When I looked at the first pic I thought what camel toe? Then I scrolled down a couple and voila! Labial overload! She was fine until she parted her legs the first time. How in the world can she want to be seen like that? Because she had to know…..Ick to the tenth power.

    However, the pants are very flattering elsewhere. The black panels down the sides are very slimming. They would have looked great if she had just worn a proper undergarment. Idiot woman.

    I have despised her music since the first time she opened her mouth. Those high notes she is so proud of sound like Orca noises to me. Worse than nails on a chalkboard.

    My daughter loved her back in the 90’s. I had one rule: if she listened to Mariah Carey or Wilson Phillips she had to use head phones to do it in my house. I would have to toss a coin to decide which of the two I loathed more.

  55. tia says: Her whole MOLLY is hanging out…ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  56. JudyK says:

    Pic #5 almost made me gag. I can’t stand this woman. Nick is way too good for her.

    Her ads for Jenny Craig are absurd.

  57. bagladey says:

    Oh lawd, that has to be one of the worst celeb flubs that I’ve ever seen. O-m-g, awful- awful! I’m embarassed for her. Are dress rehearsals a thing of the past?

  58. Ruffian9 says:

    Oh honey, no.

  59. JudyK says:

    Time for a labia lift…looks like that’s where she lost all her weight. Nuthin’ worse than droopy labia.

  60. BerMan says:

    Massive Toe show… yikes !!

  61. Aud says:

    I think the company that makes spanx needs to consider making camel toe minimisation underwear.
    Don’t know why no one hasn’t thought of it yet.

  62. Holly says:

    All I want for Christmas … is … a thick pair of underwear.

  63. Ravensdaughter says:

    Well-I guess Nick was not around to vet her b4-hubbies usually don’t allow their wives to go out like that.
    Seriously-in a ski suit she could get away with long underwear SPANX! Thinning and concealing!

  64. KelBear says:

    She could have just worn some spandex to avoid that. I would think she would have known that.

    • kiyoshigirl says:

      Uhmmm. I don’t think she could wear anything more spandexy than what she has on. Those pants are like 100% spandex. Spandex IS the problem.

  65. RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

    Holy Moley Batman!! Ive never seen a labia that massive! And, on STAGE no less! Being displayed for all the world to see! Poor Mariah….shes just never had a CLUE. It’s been a never ending parade of bad taste, butterflys, glitter…and now, massive labia lips…for years now……sigh….

  66. kingkayski says:

    Her CAMEL TOE needs a major liposuction,it is so FHAT!!

  67. isabelle says:


  68. mark says:

    I’m missing my car…….think I know where it might be hiding!

  69. Rachel says:

    Thats is…… rather unfortunate

  70. Listerino says:

    It’s funny because she has absolutely no idea and thinks she’s looking hot. Although she was probably wondering why everyone was looking at her crotch with horror while she was singing.
    The photos are very amusing and yet I want to shield my eyes and cry.

  71. CHRISTIAN_GIRL says:

    I am a Mariah defender, but I back off here.

    This is too funny.

    As Shiloh said in a video “That’s Gross”.

  72. Christopher says:

    This had to have been staged. Theres just no way. The publicity she is getting is unreal. She had to have seen that shit. New album coming up, etc. This was a stunt.

  73. Jp says:

    Publicity stunt? pffff yeah right.. With comments like “Rhino toe” or “Must have been a natural child birth” and “Like a grilled cheese sandwich when you pull it apart”, etc.. I don’t think a new upcoming release is even relevant. These pictures are more bad publicity than anything else.

  74. Stella says:

    moahahahahahaha MMMOOOAAAHAHAHAHAHA

  75. kellyinseattle says:

    I thought Cannon was a goof but at least they’re still together.

  76. jsunny says:

    That is one huge sniff kit.