Last night was the LA premiere of Battleship, and these are some of the dong-tastic photos, for your viewing pleasure. Should we do this old-school Hot Guy Friday? Or should we do it “Who would you rather?”-style? I’m undecided. You just pick your fantasy dude and let your mind wander. Considering I think most of you enjoy the SWEDISH THUNDER and VIKING DONG of Alexander Skarsgard, let’s start with him. I really, really love that Alexander takes the time to get a nice suit and have it tailored for his crazy tall, long, Viking body. That suit is fantastic on him. The tie? Not so much. That tie is totally a retro knit, and while that might be “in style” right now, it also seems “off” with the suit. Still, who would really kick him out of bed? VIKING THUNDER.
As for the other dudes of Battleship… the only ones I’m really interested in post-Skarsgard are Taylor Kitsch and Liam Neeson. Liam is an “always and forever” dude for me, and I think for most women. I don’t know why he keeps signing on to do these dumb movies, but I always enjoy seeing him on a red carpet. As for Kitsch… well, some of you enjoy him. After a brief flirtation with photos of him, I’m now kind of over it. He’s not my type. Alex and Liam are my type.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Viking Thunder, please.
Ditto… yum
yep.. all day long
My body is ready.
24/7 😀
365. 😉
Those pants really show off the Skarsdong. Holy sh*t! Happy Friday!
Happy Hot Guy Friday….woot!
Love Liam!
Happy Hot Guy Friday 🙂
Holy Skars-Dong batman!
Nooooo joke. I looked at his crotch my face instantly got hot. I’m blushing like crazy over here. The man is just…wow.
Also, I hate Taylor’s facial hair. I’m a beard lover, but his just…I don’t know, reminds me of Joe Dirt, “your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?”
VIKING THUNDER, yes please! Skarsdong wrapped in Tom Ford is doing alllll kinds of good things for my day. And Liam Neeson to boot? Happy Hot Guy Friday doesn’t quite cover it. Hot Damn Holy Shit Hot Guy Friday comes close! Very happy girl right here! 🙂
Taylor looks horrible with this haircut but I would not notice it ’cause I’d be enjoying his crazy abs. And I think he is into cuddles. Alex needs to keep silence and stop making faces but I would not notice ’cause I’d be enjoying his crazy everything. Liam is perfect just as he is.
Bottom line, all three.
I’m voting for the Viking in this one, though what a lovely decision to have to make!
Taylor Kitsch? OK. Taylor as Tim Riggins? Yes please.
There’s just something about Riggins, isn’t there?
Alex Skarsgard!!! Mamma likey!!!
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Damn can that man wear a suit.
Skarsdong wins hands down, hands up, hands all over. I’d love to lick every delicious inch of his 6’4″ badazz self.
Dibs on Liam!
Askar dong for me. I’m not feeling that suit he is wearing but at’s ok baby cause you can be naked when we are together. Viking dong dreams away.
Taylor Whoever is not on my radar, but…..
Between youth and experience….hmmmm…really thinking about it…
I’m going with Liam. He would be amazing and unforgettable. Dear god now i can’t stop thinking about it.
Btw, are there any photos of Liam with Askars?
1. Liam
2. Taylor
3. Can I have a substitute please…oh say Fassy or Colin Farrell (who happens to be in my area filming a movie)
Thank you~
I’m swedish so I’m not that into Skarsgård, he is kind of ordinary looking to me, but Liam Neeson… I would sleep with him any day and I might even marry him.
+ 1 from another Swede. If Skarsgårds eyes were brown then maybe I’d tap that, his natural colour makes him look a bit… psychopatic? Liam Neeson all day every day though.
Alex – no contest! YUM
Liam all the way. And he is supposed to have one of the most impressive penises I’n Hollywood.
I’m pretty sure it is in “The Kinsey Report” (excellent movie by the way) where we get a great full-frontal of Liam -and it is worthy!
Ladies if you want to see some impressive Liam Neeson nudity watch “Under Suspicion”
It’s from 1991 before he was super famous. He’s naked a lot and in some really HOT sex scenes. Plus, he plays a character that seems nice but turns out differently than you would expect. I love it when Liam plays dubious characters. The film is a little cheesy but his acting and nakedness makes up for it!!
By the way, Alex has a brother (who is also an actor) Gustav Skarsgård, and whom I find much more attractive. Goggle him and see for yourself. 🙂
Wow…there’s a slew of Skarsgards!
brin – Alex has 4 (four!) brothers. Did I just made your day? 🙂 But the youngest is just 1 y.o., so we’ll have to wait on that one. Others are available. One of them is MD, two are actors as well (one – Gustav – is hot.)
Yes you did…you know your Skarsgards, girl!
There are some good genes running in that family!
I adore Gustaf 😀
Blech Gustav looks like a douche. Alex all the way.
Are you blind or mentally disabled? LOL! Gustaf is so overrated it hurts. He may be a decent actor but has no charisma or sex appeal and he’s actually quite plain looking. Alex has got the looks, height and charisma in Skarsfamily. Bill Skarsgård is quite hottie though, not as tall as ASkars but pretty face and eyes. When he gets older he can be even hotter than Alex.
Bill Skars looks a lot like Matthew Gray Gubler in my opinion. Still find Bill hotter though, but Alex wins. That man is sex on a tall stick!
Skarsdong forever for me 😀
Taylor -after his hair grows back! HOTNESS! And I would never kick Liam out of bed. Was it “The Kinsey Report” that shows us a lovely full-frontal of his nice-sized and slightly crooked endowment? All I remember is that it looked like it would certainly do the trick! You all can have Skarsgard -he does nothing for me.
Cougarlicious, i read the other actor, Saarsgard, had a full frontal scene in Kinsey Report. I read that Liam filmed one but the scene was cut from the final version. I will have to check out the movie.
Janice Dickinson slept with Liam before he was well-known. She talked about the size of him fully erect. She said in her book it was like an Evian water bottle fell out of his pants. She said the earth shook. That she was so shocked she swallowed her tongue.
IIRC, she also said she was in pain afterwards. LOL
Well…I used to seriously love Skarsie, but when I saw these pictures last night they absolutely did nothing for me. I think I’m over the Viking. So sad. I guess I’ll go with Liam then? By default?
Me too. Maybe it’s something with me but neither Gosling nor Askars are doing it for me. Kaiser ruined me, I’m all Fassie now. And Liam…Liam is aaaah.
I don’t even like those men either! LOL. I’m all for the TVD actor Joseph Morgan. Dimples and an accent. Yummy!
With all that Swedish hotness who cares about the tie? I’ll take Alex as is!!
Okay, I think this one needs to be put out there for a F*ck, Marry, Kill.
1. Kill Taylor. Sorry Taylor, nothing personal but someone’s got to go.
2. F*ck Alexander. A nice long roll in the sack with him would be delightful!
3. Marry Liam. Because he’s just so yummy and then I’d get to do him EVERY day!
I’ll have a Liam and Alex dongwich please.
Me too!
Not even a contest. Liam Neeson any day, any time. the others are too pretty.
I Vote Taylor Kitsch. Though he cut his hair again. =( Hope it’s for his next movie and not a personal choice. It needs to stay Riggins long forever!
Tough call though, love Alex.
I’ll kill Taylor , f*uck Alex , Marry Liam . All the guys are hot though
RIGGINS!!!! no contest!
skars does NOTHING for me! my mom can have liam.
i’ll take viking thunder for the win. oh yes.
Skarsgard, Skarsgard, Skarsgard. Good God yes.
That Taylor guy looks like a tool.
skarsgard, skarsgard, skarsgard!!!!!
Alex all the way, all the time, and I saw battleship and alex is yummy as usual, in the movie I found taylor really hot with short hair, you just have to see him in motion with that haircut and no facial hair, as for liam, well he’s been always hot and still is and his eyes and face look incredible beautiful in the movie particularly in one scene with taylor. Botton line, there is plenty of eye candy for us ladies and it’s a fun ride.
While I normally don’t like blonde men Alexander is undeniably appealing and sooooo gorgeous but I’ve been crushing on Liam Neeson for so many years he would be the one, every single time!!! Thank you for making my Friday with pics of Liam in a suit…yum!!!!
I’m not a Taylor girl, but in his defense, he kind of looks like a young Tim Olyphant. And suddenly I like him more.
The Skarsdong! Oh yea!!! Mmm, mmm, good!
Taylor!! Get thee back to your long hair!!
Liam. He’s hot, he’s Irisg, was seemingly devoted and in love with his wife, seems intelligent and is a man’s man. I likes that. I wants that.
Agree! he seems to have all the qualities that most women look for in a man.
The urbane and dignified Mr Neeson. That Kitch guy looks like a plank and I’ve never, ever understood the continuous spaffing over Skarsgard, although as Eric he makes me laugh. FYI, this film has been out in my country for aaaages and apparently its a terrible load of bollocks.
You are a Bill fan and an Alex/Eric hater, so we can’t expect you say something positive about Alex. At least he is WORKING! Return to your coven at the BWW!!! LMAO!
Kaiser, rent the tv show Friday Night Lights. Taylor Kitsch as Tim Riggins…you’ll totally get it then. 🙂
Can I pass on these and I’ll go for Michael Fassbender….. Viking does not do it for me. Sorry.
Skarsgard
No contest. Askars..for certain. Liam Neeson seems like he might be beastly though, so he gets 2nd place. I’ve never seen Taylor in anything, so he finishes 3rd.
Alex! Alex! Alex!
I’ve never really gotten the Askars thing until that pic of him with his head slightly cocked. Yummmm!
And I’ll always take some Liam Neeson. Always.
The Skarsgard tie and suit…I’m surprised that none of you caught on to the shades of grey, and textured grey tie thing.
Alex, my love, never fear.
You are my one and only.
Taylor Kitsch was much more attractive when he was a long haired, clean shaven muscular guy; the way he was when he signed autographs during the premiere of the X-Men: The Origins of Wolverine.
i’d to ding my viking dong all day long
man I’d climb that bitch like EVEREST
oh and apparently Liam has a massive wang