Lindsay Lohan crashed her Porsche on Friday, and it’s already a cracktastrophe

Lindsay Lohan totaled her car on Friday. I’m sure you’ve heard. When I saw the news, my first thought was “Of course she did.” My second thought was “I’ll be damned if I’m going to treat LL’s latest cracktastrophe like breaking news.” At first the story was relatively basic – Lindsay was driving her rented, black Porsche on the Pacific Coast Highway and something happened and she plowed into the back of an 18-wheeler. The Porsche is a goner and Lindsay and her assistant (who was traveling in the car with her) were both taken to the hospital, although neither LL nor her assistant were seriously injured, although the assistant went to the hospital in an ambulance. The (male) driver of the 18-wheeler was not seriously injured either. Anyway, you can see some photos from the crash here.

Lindsay was already back at work just hours after the accident – she was actually on her way TO work when she hit the 18-wheeler. She’s allowed to come into work at noon? That’s when the accident took place. Still, TMZ dutifully reports that “Lindsay Lohan is so determined to prove she’s no longer a slacker — she’s hiding extensive injuries she sustained during her massive car wreck yesterday … just to keep shooting her new Liz Taylor movie.” She apparently “refused” to allow producers to cancel for the day (once again, she was coming in at NOON), and Lindsay ordered the makeup people to simply cover up all of her bruises and she “refuses to let the crash become a distraction.”

But things got interesting quickly. TMZ’s “law enforcement sources” claimed that LL and the truck driver were both sober at the time of the accident. Lindsay or someone close to her immediately ran to TMZ to claim that the truck driver was to blame for the accident because he cut her off. But the driver of the 18-wheeler has a completely different story. Of course.

The guy driving the giant truck that got rear ended by Lindsay Lohan Friday tells TMZ … LiLo was trying to flee the scene and when he tried to stop her … her people tried to buy his silence.

Lindsay was driving on the PCH yesterday when she collided with a semi-truck driven by James (we’re leaving out his last name). Lohan was trailed by a Cadillac Escalade (which James refers to as a limousine) … driven by someone connected with her Lifetime movie.

James tells TMZ after the accident, he called 911 as Lindsay and her male assistant got out of the Porsche and into the Escalade. James says the assistant picked up a pink bag, “filled it up with something” and then put clothes on top of it.

James claims the driver of the Escalade was trying to keep him away from the SUV. James says he wanted to exchange info with Lindsay (whom he did not recognize) but it was apparent to him she was about to flee the scene.

James says the Escalade driver offered him money, saying they could “go to the bank” and withdraw some cash.

James says the Escalade driver and Lindsay’s assistant put on a full court press: “Him and the guy took me across the street and told me this was some kind of famous person and they didn’t want to be in the media. But I’d already called 911 because they were trying to get away from the scene. But they packed a bag and then the limousine driver told me, ‘Don’t mention the bag to the cops.’”

Steve Honig, Lindsay’s rep, tells TMZ, “Lindsay is cooperating fully with law enforcement. She has answered all their questions and provided them with everything they have asked for.”

[From TMZ]

James also tells TMZ that he did not cut her off, and that multiple witnesses saw her “flying” down the highway and besides all that, he was in the right lane when she hit him.

So… was Lindsay on “something” when she hit this guy? Was she carrying? Did her people try to bribe the driver? Is this all her fault? Will the police do anything about it. Yes, yes, yes, yes and NO. Dumb, dangerous crackhead. I don’t want to hear anymore about Lindsay “deserving” a “comeback” or anything about how she’s NOT a crackhead. THIS is who she is.

UPDATE: Latest crack denial from Team Lohan: not only did James cut her off, but her brakes failed too. Because of course.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. olcranky says:

    According to TMZ, LL is now saying the truck cut her off but she crashed because the brakes on her rental car completely failed her and didn’t work at all (brakes she says the rental company replaced two days before she rented the car). The more she talks, the less believable she is. Sadly, the Lindsay Lohan story will probably end with a death – and, most likely, someone other than her will be the one who dies due to her complete divorce from reality.

    I guess it would be crass to see who manages to really hurt someone else first: Lohan v Bynes.

    • RocketMerry says:

      Of course her brakes weren’t working! It’s ALWAYS someone else’s fault, isn’t it?
      This has to stop. No more excuses. This has gone beyond being funny gossip read about a crackhead hustling and whoring for cash.
      It’s one thing to be an hilarious excuse for a human being, it’s another to actually be putting people in danger with reckless behaviour.

      I too am afraid she’ll kill someone one of these days.

      • fairy godmother says:

        I feel he same way as olcranky said (sp?)

        Sadly it is more likely someone or others will die because of LL’s complete disregard for other ppl’s lives-

        It is evident the only person she cares about is LL’s self. This person has been given more than her fair share of chances so its high (pardon the pun) time the court system follow the law instead loopholes.

      • Amelia says:

        Ah, I was wondering when Kaiser was going to cover this!
        I totally agree with you RocketMerry, she needs to be locked up. Properly this time. whether it be rehab or a proper jail.
        If anyone else dared pull that necklace stunt, they’d still be in jail instead of getting a cushy house arrest sentence! How does that even happen anyway? I don’t understand how lawyers can distort facts or manipulate juries to such an extent that they’ll let people like the Cracken off with a slap on the wrist.

      • Geekychic says:

        I agree, RocketMerry.
        IMO, jail is the Only thing that can ( maybe) Save her (and people she WILL eventually hurt with her behaviour)-state would be doing her a favour.

    • Choupette says:

      Having driven the PCH, and especially that particular part of it, I call bullshit on the “He cut me off” portion of her story. No way. She lost control of her car due to drinking, snorting, texting, rubbing herself, rubbing her assistant, wtf-ever.

      • MW says:

        LOL! I had to read your comment twice. Then I was thinking, I don’t thing PCH has a center divider anywhere. I am really glad she rear-ended a huge truck instead of roaring across into oncoming traffic and hitting somebody head-on.

    • bluhare says:

      I thought she bought that Porsche. Don’t I remember her buying it after she got money for doing something and this was right after she got sued for someone for not paying them? And now it’s rented?

      • OhMyMy says:

        Nah… her cars are always leased/rented/loaned/whatever. She wouldn’t buy a luxury car she has too many lawsuits, she wouldn’t want assets people can go after.

    • corny says:

      at least she didn’t steal the car!

  2. ahoyhoy says:

    There were a few headlines that claimed “Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized” a few hours after the accident, but I don’t think she would have risked the blood draw.

    I think they put that headline out there for attention, and when Linds didn’t even trend on Twitter, she gave up and went to work. And now they spin it that she was ‘so professional’ to go to work instead of being hospitalized.

    Anyone else notice that somehow EVERYONE Lindsay crosses, even those LL HERSELF rear-ends in traffic, are just ‘looking for their 15 minutes’ and a ‘big lying meanybag’?
    Rule #1 w/ addicts: You are responsible for NOTHING.

    • Maguita says:

      There is also this part:

      “Lindsay was driving on the PCH yesterday when she collided … Lohan was trailed by a Cadillac Escalade … driven by someone connected with her Lifetime movie.”

      Let me rephrase this for you people:

      “Lindsay was being chased by someone connected with her Lifetime movie on Friday, after missing many calls and appeals to fulfill her duties towards her contract with Lifetime, when out of nowhere, HIGH AS A KITE, she decided to smash through an 18 wheeler, because she is Lindsay Lohan and get the F-ck out of her way.”

      Why in all that is unholy would the cracken decide to go to work??? Mark my words, she was late for the shoot that morning, and the poor Lifetime lackey was commanded to bring her to the set. No matter what it took.

      Poor Lifetime Lackey. And I agree @ahoyhoy, this b-tch proves by her actions that she IS an addict!

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Let me further elaborate – Lifetime had to send a car to get her, a la Glee to the Chateau, but she refused the “lack of freedom” of not having her own car, so said driver had to follow her while she crack-drove like a bat out of cracked-out hell.

      • Meanchick says:

        Now THIS is more like a page out her crack resume!

      • Maguita says:

        Aren’t BOTH parties legally requested to wait for the cops when an ambulance has been called to the site of a car crash?

        Lawyers: What are the LEGAL ramifications here? Especially after refusing the ambulance, as well as not waiting to give car/rental insurance information.

    • velvet says:

      A big lying meanybag Lol you made my day!

    • Lady D says:

      Hey Original B, did you get your car yesterday?

      • the original bellaluna says:

        LadyD – No. The bastards pulled the oldest trick in the book (Bait-n-Switch) and sold it right out from under hubs (for whom they were SUPPOSED to be holding it!) and then showed him one that cost $10K more! He told them no thanks; he drove over 2 hours one-way to get there.

        We’re looking some more today.

    • Annie says:

      That’s what irritates me too. Even if someone was after 15 minutes of fame why the hell would anyone want it by being linked to the Cracken? If my name was ever publically linked to hers I think I’d combust with embarrassment.

  3. Aviva says:

    I’m so happy that’s OK. Thank God she can back on movie set and work. I bet she will win an Emmy for her performance. Thumbs up!

    • Hautie says:

      Good morning Dina!

      • ahoyhoy says:

        LOL! I think Dina’s earning time and a half for working Sunday!

      • Zelda says:

        Ya clearly a joke.

        And can we PLEAAE stop with the “hello [name of defended celeb/ name of defended celeb's family member]“. That joke isn’t funny because a) it’s weak and b) it’s at least as old as the Internet.
        We can do better.

      • Otterette says:

        Thank you, @Zelda. That shit drives me crazy and makes me cringe with embarrassment- it’s basically a first-grade level retort.

    • beyonce's bump says:

      LMAO this is either a sarcastic comment or a troll comment. lol

    • logan says:

      Hopefully this is sarcasm, If indeed it is I say “Bazinga”. If you are being sincere, a big ole eye roll and head shake to you.

  4. Hautie says:

    If it was a random accident. Then why was everyone trying to pay off the other driver. Just exchange insurance info and be done with it.

    I am surprise that Lohan can even obtain vehicle insurance in California.

    When she started going off the rails 6-7 years ago… she had a lot of crashed cars. Plus the car jacking thing.

    Maybe that is the problem. She was driving a car that was not insured, for her to be the driver.

    • Rita says:

      My bet is that the car was rented to the studio as one of her contractual perks so there’s a hundred thousand dollars of additional costs.

      ….and of course, it wasn’t Lilo’s fault….”Who drives a big truck like that down a freeway anyway?”

      • ahoyhoy says:

        She’s ‘dating’ an Indian Sikh billionaire who has been paying her rent since she had to leave Chateau Marmont, and rents luxury cars for her. The Escalade behind her was from the studio, and Lilo is supposed to be CONTRACTUALLY obligated to be driven, not to drive. Because she’s so hard to insure anymore.

        That dude’s been her (booger)sugar daddy on and off for years. I can’t remember his name, but he’s fat and hairy and she is his whore for coke and a high lifestyle. I’m sure you can google pics and find him. He is NASTY.

        EDIT: His name is Vikram Chatwal….Here’s a pic of a coke whore in action!

  5. Macey says:

    I think its time for a universal boycott on any and all things Lohan. Im so sick of this trick. Just wait until she seriously injures or kills someone, cant wait to hear her excuse for that.
    This wouldnt be that big of a deal if she just owned it instead of trying to place the blame on the driver. The guy was in a Co. truck and has his career to think about, no way would he lie to get attention. He also has to answer to his co’s insurance co. The paperwork for accidents involving co. vehicles is intense. I hope the insurance co’s go after her for the damages but her rich John will more than likely pay for this.

  6. Marjalane says:

    Everything the driver of the truck said happened, has the clarity of truth behind it. It’s really sickening that Cracky takes one look at her “victim”, (Betty Ford worker, baby in a stroller, unassuming jewelry store owner, truck driver) and determines that she can buy them off and lay all the blame at their feet. She is pure trash.

  7. mln76 says:

    They were trying to pay off the driver because it was a condition of her insurance for the Lifetime drivel that she not drive to or from the set. This is why the assistant is claiming she was driving.

    • HOHO says:

      It would be smart if Lifetime put that into her contract. From what I read/heard the “assistant” was a man.

      • Susan says:

        It was smart to put that in her contract. But how smart will they be when there is a clear breach of contract?

      • mln76 says:

        @Susan by the time any of this is resolved the shoot will be completed. Possibly there will be another lawsuit stemming from this that will be settled in a couple of years. She’s probably made herself almost uninsurable. The premiums on her which must have been sky high to start with certainly have tripled.

    • mia girl says:

      Yup. According to the producer of the movie, Lohan is not supposed to be driving. There are some telling reactions from him on Friday when this had just happend that explains a lot of her actions in desperately trying to spin this (from

      “It’s a jigsaw puzzle,” Thompson said. But despite the crew’s best efforts, “there will be a production loss today, we are just trying to minimize the loss.” As his company, Larry A. Thompson Prods., is producing the movie, Thompson has been in touch with his insurance broker to figure out if the loss will be covered.

      “I was nervous before the movie started, now I’m just petrified,” Thompson said. He added that he is relieved now after seeing Lohan but the first hour after the accident when nobody knew whether she was OK was pretty scary. “I was telling someone: Lindsay went to the doctor, and I should go see a psychiatrist.”

      “That was not supposed to happen,” Thompson said, noting that the production provides a limousine to drive the actress to and from the set of the movie every day. “When they went to pick her up today, for some reason she decided they (Lohan and her assistant) would get in her own car, so the limousine driver followed them.”

      • Lizzie K says:

        Got no sympathy for ya, Larry. You knew what you were getting when you signed her up. You’re just another in a long line of enablers. As far as I’m concerned, at this point, the enablers will have the same blood on their hands as Lindsay does when the inevitable happens.

  8. Ailine says:

    Lindsay should not be allowed to drive herself while filming a movie. I’m mean, she probably shouldn’t be allowed to drive at all, but I’m trying to be reasonable.

    Filming at noon might not be a big deal depending on the call time.

    Lindsay’s so irresponsible. How can nothing be her fault? It’s just doesn’t make sense. Everything just happens to happen to her?

  9. UniqJaz says:

    You know when your so annoyed and fed up with somebody or something, that you just start hysterically laughing? Yeah I’m doing that right now.

  10. Macey says:

    I can’t help but share this recap of her ‘incidents’(all NOT HER FAULT!!). I hope its okay to c/p from TMZ. A poster on there put this together. sorry its so long but well, its a compilation of all LL’s lies and convictions. I knew there were tons but it really sinks in when you see them in a collective list like this.
    I remember all of these too but you dont realize how much she really has gotten away with until you see it compiled like this. Plus I think there are a few incidents that arent on here, like clipping that baby strolling, the f-you on her nail in court, her just quitting her probation assignment b/c it wasnt fulfilling.

    Im c/p here… (not sure if CB will let thru cos its so long)

    OHAN Biography of Civil Disobedience
    October 4, 2005: Lindsay, then 19, crashes her Mercedes into the passenger side of a van that was pulling into traffic in West Hollywood. Lindsay, her passenger and the driver of the van were briefly hospitalized for minor injuries. She is not ticketed.
    Jan. 4, 2006: Tells Vanity Fair she has an eating disorder and has used drugs.
    July 26, 2006: Lindsay is hospitalized for “heat exhaustion” while filming ‘Georgia Rule’, though it’s widely assumed she’s actually just hungover and/or still drunk, and the movies producer writes an open letter telling her to knock it off.
    Dec. 1, 2006: Dina Lohan tells Ryan Seacrest that Lindsay is in AA, but not because she has a problem. She says Lindsay only goes to meetings to hang out with her friends.
    Dec. 12, 2006: Lindsay tells People she’s been in AA for a year and hasn’t had a drink in a week.
    January 17, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the first time.
    February 16, 2007: checks out of rehab, immediately goes to a bar until 4am.
    March 6, 2007: is taped using cocaine in the bathroom of a London club.
    March 16, 2007: parties and drinks champagne at a club in New York. She’s still underage at this point.
    May 15, 2007: reportedly stole over $10,000 in clothes and jewelry from a 22-year-old model named Lauren Hastings.
    May 26, 2007: is arrested for drunk driving after crashing her Mercedes convertible in Beverly Hills at 5:30am. She then left the scene of the accident. Police also found a “usable” amount of cocaine in her car. It’s her third car crash in two years.
    May 28, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the second time.
    July, 14, 2007: checks out of rehab. That very same day she goes to Vegas and parties at Pure.
    July 24, 2007: while high on cocaine, Lindsay goes on a high speed chase in a stolen Denali down PCH, reaching speeds of 100 miles per hour, that ends when a woman calls Santa Monica police saying Lohan is trying to run her down with a car. Lindsay is arrested on five counts, including driving under the influence of alcohol, driving on a suspended license and possession of narcotics. Police again find cocaine, this time in her pocket. Lindsay tells police they aren’t her pants.
    July 25, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the third time.
    August 3, 2007: a report says Lindsay lost a Louis Vuitton endorsement deal because she kept stealing their clothes during photo shoots.
    August 23, 2007: Lohan gets charged with seven misdemeanor counts for her two DUI arrests earlier that year. She reaches a plea deal, saying she would spend one day in jail, serve 10 days of community service and complete a drug-treatment program. Lohan is placed on 36 months’ probation and required to complete an 18-month alcohol-education program and pay a $300 fine.
    October 5, 2007: checks out of rehab for the third time.
    November 15, 2007: begins her 1 day jail sentence, her punishment for getting two DUI’s just two months apart, including the car chase in a stolen car while high on coke. She’s released 84 minutes later due to overcrowding.
    December 31, 2007: In a video posted on TMZ, Lohan drinks straight from a bottle of champagne while partying in Italy.
    May 6, 2008: steals an $11,000 fur coat from a party in New York; is later photographed wearing it.
    October 2008: a civil lawsuit is filed against Lindsay by three people who were in the Denali during her July 24, 2007, DUI arrest.
    March 13, 2009: Warrant for her arrest issued regarding possible parole violations (alleged failure to attend counseling).
    March 25, 2009: Lindsay is photographed wearing a stolen earring.
    April 12, 2009: The cops are called after Lindsay tries to break into than girlfriends Samantha Ronsons house. No charges are ever filed.
    March 16, 2009: Warrant is recalled after Lindsay’s lawyer clears up the “misunderstanding.”
    June 16, 2009: after Lindsay does a photo shoot for Elle magazine, $400,000 in diamonds that were used in the shoot are missing.
    October 16, 2009: Lohan shows up more than an hour late to a probation hearing in Beverly Hills for a progress review on her two DUI cases. She has yet to complete the alcohol counseling program she was ordered to attend in August, but is given another year to do so. The judge warns Lindsay she will go to jail if she keeps skipping meetings and “thumbing her nose” at the court.
    February 8, 2010 According to her probation report, Lindsay failed a drug test a month after leaving rehab.
    February 22, 2010: Lindsay admits to using cocaine.
    April 14, 2010: skips a court ordered deposition related to civil suit. She is photographed out shopping.
    April 21, 2010: misses a second deposition related to civil suit; says she couldn’t get a ride to court by 10 a.m. Was photographed at 2:30 a.m. leaving a club.
    April 23, 2010: named a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex, is later photographed wearing it.
    April 30, 2010: has yet to complete her alcohol education classes, which is a violation of her probation. She now has 8 days to complete her final 4 classes. These are the same classes she was ordered to attend in August of 2007. She was given 18 months to attend 13 classes. She’s attended 9 in three years.
    May 4, 2010: shows up 22-minutes late for the third attempt at the civil-case deposition; was at Chateau Marmont the night before until 2am.
    May 19, 2010: with 3 more alcohol education classes yet to be completed and only one day to do it, Lindsay goes to France and stays for almost a week. This is a direct violation of her probation.
    May 20, 2010: Photos surface of Lindsay and what appears to be cocaine on a table and rolled up dollar bills in her hand
    May 24, 2010: back in court, Lindsay is not sent to jail after repeatedly violating her probation, but instead is made to wear a bracelet to detect alcohol, a ban on drinking and random weekly drug testing.
    June 8, 2010: her alcohol monitor bracelet goes off, indicating that Lindsay is drinking. An arrest warrant is issued, but she posts a $200,000 bail before it is carried out.
    July 6, 2010: Lohan is sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab for violating her probation and skipping her alcohol education classes. “I did everything that I was told to do and did the best I could,” Lindsay tells the judge.
    July 20, 2010: Lindsay begins her 90 day jail sentence. 12 days later, she’s released due to over crowding.
    August 2, 2010: begins her court ordered 90 day drug rehab. 23 days later, she’s released.
    August 26, 2010: is given stricter probation terms, including random drug testing.
    September 17, 2010: fails a drug test, testing positive for cocaine. This is a direct violation of her probation.
    September 24, 2010: instead of going to jail, Lindsay is fitted with another alcohol detection bracelet and allowed to live at home while awaiting a full hearing for her parole violation.
    October 22, 2010: is given yet another warning by a judge, and instead of jail, is again sent to rehab, this time for 90 days. Is told by the judge that if she drinks or violates her probation in any way, she will be sent to jail for 180 days. Later, her probation report would reveal that Lindsay drank while in rehab and tested positive for alcohol use one month after leaving rehab. No charges are ever filed.
    December 12, 2010: Lindsay is allegedly caught sneaking out of rehab and going to a bar, and then hits the rehab staff member who confronts her.
    January 3, 2011: Lohan finishes her fourth stay in rehab and moves into an apartment in Venice, California.
    January 4, 2011: The Riverside County Sheriff’s Department determines that Lindsay Lohan violated probation during her time in rehab by leaving the property, drinking, and assaulting a staff member. No charges are ever filed.
    January 22, 2011: Lohan goes to a jewelry store with a friend who distracts the clerk while she steals a $2,500 necklace.
    February 9, 2011: Lohan is charged with felony grand theft.
    April 22, 2011: Lindsay is found guilty of violating her probation and sentenced to 120 days in jail.
    May 11, 2011: Lindsay pleads no-contest to her theft charges, but is not given any additional jail time, and instead of beginning her 120 day sentence for parole violation, she will be allowed to serve that sentence at home with an electronic monitor for the next 35 days, and WILL STILL GET RELEASED EARLY DUE TO PRISON OVER CROWDING, even though she’s not actually in prison. Because of this, she will only “serve” about 14 days at her condo near the beach.
    June 22, 2011: Hoping to conduct a “turn around” lifestyle interview with Matt Lauer and the Today Show, with segments on E!, Lindsay pulls the “Ultimate Diva” routine, and blows off the Lauer interview. Matt flew 3000 miles to conduct the interview.
    June 23, 2011: Lindsay tests positive for alcohol allegedly consumed while conducting a “roof top” party for her friends at her Venice Beach apartment. During her house arrest, Lindsay conducted interviews, shot commercials, and read many scripts in her spare time, so she claims. Lindsay is to appear in court today with further recommendations by the County Probation Department
    July 1, 2011- Lindsay Lohan is summoned to court for not completing her community service on time. The judge gives her a 1 year extension.
    August 13, 2011- Lindsay Lohan gets plastered at Kim Kardashian wedding while Mom, Dina lohan, is seen feeding her daughter shots.
    August 23, 2011- Lindsay Lohan sues Pitbull for mentioning her name in his song
    September 14th, 2011- Lindsay Lohan makes a scene at a fashion event and throws a drink at an unsuspecting waitor which was meant for a photographer who later trashes her on twitter.
    October 13th, 2011- Lindsay Lohan is kicked out of her community service due to lack of participation. She would not show up for days and when she did attend she would only stay for one hour and leave.
    October 14th, 2011- Lindsay, after finding out that she has been skipping on community service, it is also found she is blowing off counseling which was mandated by the court. This is direct violation of her probation.
    Oct 19th 2011- In court, Judge Saunter revokes bail and tells Lindsay directly to complete 16 hours of community at the Los Angelas county morgue to be started on October 20th.
    Oct 20th 2011- Lindsay is a no show at the county morque. This is direct violation of the judges orders
    Oct 25th 2011- Lindsay Lohan decide to pose fully nude in Playboy while mom, Dina, overlooks the photoshoot.
    November 2nd 2011- Lindsay Lohan gets another slap on the wrist. The judge sentences her to 1 day in jail for violating her probation. She also must serve the rest of her community service at the morgue.
    November 9th 2011- Lindsay Lohan checks into Los Angelas county jail and serves only 4 hours of her 30 day sentence due to “overcrowding.”
    March 3rd, 2012- Lindsay tries to make her comeback on SNL. She later gets slammed by critics for reading cue cards. She later blames the writers of the show.
    March 14th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan leaves a club and hits a man with her car and runs off. She later switches seats with her passenger. No charges were filed.
    March 15th, 2011- Lindsay is seen the night after the alleged hit and run coming out of yet another Hollywood club.
    March 18th. 2011- Lindsay Lohan puts herself under house arrest to avoid any trouble until her next court hearing.
    March 29th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan has finally been taken of formal probation. She gets strict orders from the judge to quit clubbing and shapen up.
    April 4th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan is involved in an alleged altercation and assault at The Standard Hotel and Night Club a few days after the judges warning. She denies that she was even there but 3 witnesses and a surveillance videos says otherwise. No charges are ever filed.
    April 19th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan gets into yet another altercation at the same nightclub. A woman’s friend alleges Lindsay threw her drink at her friend. Her father Michael who was present denies the story. No charges are ever filed.
    April 23, 2012- Rosie O’ Donnell slams Lindsay on the Today Show saying she is in no position to work and is horrible for the role of Liz Taylor. Michael Lohan fires back saying Rosie is a loser.
    April 24, 2012- Lindsay Lohan is late to shoot her guest spot on Glee. Cast member later slams her on twitter saying it was unprofessional.
    June 3rd, 2012- Reports come out slamming Lindsay Lohan portraying Elizabeth Taylor. Reports form people on set she is a mess, missing lines and constantly needs cigarette breaks.
    June 8th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan is in a serious accident on the Pacific Coast Highway when she rear ends an 18 wheeler. Her and her assistant are rushed to the hospital with injuries and later released.
    June 8th, 2012- The driver releases a statement saying Lindsay tried to escape the scene of the accident and payoff the driver.

    • hairball says:

      Absolutely disgusting! So many people for so long on here kept saying what a talented actress she was. I’ve seen her movies – she is generic at best. There was never any talent to waste to begin with.

      I am completely at a loss why she has gotten away with all of this. Most people would be in serious crap for just a few of what she’s done. Disgusting.

      I don’t wish her dead – but I want her to go the f*ck away. Wish media would just ignore her – that would be like death to her.

      • Kate says:

        I know, right!??!?! She’s really not that talented. The only thing she’s done that impressed me is “The Parent Trap” because she was so young and managed to handle those two parts. The two other movies I’ve seen of hers after that were “Freaky Friday” and “Mean Girls” and she was mediocre at best in those. She didn’t waste talent, she wasted her good fortune.

        I wonder how she feels about Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfried and their careers. You guys KNOW she has shit to say about their careers. In that Plum Magazine article, it was revealed she was angry she wasn’t considered for “Black Swan.” That level of ego actually surprised me the first time I read it, but now it just seems par for the course.

      • lulu says:

        Well done! And I agree with the others who say that her acting was never anything special at all. I saw her in Mean Girls and she was very mediocre. Frankly, I’m surprised she is still alive. She can’t be happy living such a chaotic, out-of-control life.

    • Barney says:

      Damn…Anyone else with a record like that would be considered a repeat offender and doing hard time in prison. Locked up to protect society.

      • ahoyhoy says:

        ITA–Where I’m from (Indiana), just ONE DUI and your life is seriously f*cked, not to mention TWO DUI’S?!?
        Anywhere else, her life would be OVER.

        Can’t the US (and especially California) STOP arresting low-amount pot possessors, to make room for the REAL dangers to society–like this one? SMDH. It’s time to legalize pot, if only to spend tax money on the real threats.

    • TheOriginalTiffany says:

      That was fabulous and not even complete!

      Any of us would be serving YEARS with a rap sheet like that at 25.

      I hope she gets her saggy, cracken ass sued by the rental company, the lifetime people and the truck driver and his company.

      BUT, with the above rap sheet will she ever be held accountable? Probably not.
      Great read for a Sunday morning after our first family 5k, I’m lazy this morning:).

      • Dani says:

        First off, congrats on the 5K. Especially as a family :) What a great example to set for your kids.

        Now on to Lindsay. After reading about her multiple charges, I am just blown away and somebody needs to do something before she kills people. What is wrong w/our system to not hold her accountable? This is just beyond sad.

    • brin says:

      Wow Macey, well done. I can’t believe this chick is still alive…she needs to be in jail before someone gets hurt or killed.

    • Eileen says:

      Holy sh-t. Speechless….

    • Shelly says:

      I am exhausted from just reading this. It is so obvious she is an addict. I mean, look at that rap sheet! It’s truly appalling she never got in more trouble for all of this stuff. I’ve known “normal” people who were placed on probation for DWIs. Normal people meaning they did not have an alcohol issue, but made a mistake, served their probation and fulfilled all court-ordered obligations, and learned from it and moved on with their lives. If one of them has dared to NOT do something the court told them to do, they would have been put in jail so fast their heads would have spun. I live in Texas though. I guess in Cali you can do whatever the F you want, especially if you are LL. She will end up dead or kill someone else eventually. No one really wants to save her, and she doesn’t want to be saved. It’s only a matter of time.

    • Janet says:

      BWAHAHAHAHA “She’s not an alcoholic, she just goes to AA meetings to hang out with her friends” — is there a more criminally enabling excuse for a parent on the planet than Dina Lohan? When Lindsay finally runs over somebody in a fatal accident her mother should be arrested as an accessory.

    • duncecap says:

      Leave Lindsay alone! She’s a victi– hahahahaha!
      Sorry. Almost got all the way through that one.

    • erika says:

      Oh my God.

      Not ‘OMG’ but Oh my…

      INTERVENTION: Police chief/cops, her lawyer, both parents, Dina, Michael, Ali, the brother, her agent…just the core people need to print this out on one long sheet of paper so she can see infront of her with her own eyes her actual life laid out in front of her.

      No more talk, no more bickering, jsut this…3 ft of paper with her ‘life’ on it and demand a change.

      She needs a good 6 mth rehab and/or jail sentence (and not CA short time)if not longer AWAY from LA/NY/Cannes, etc.

      Total lockdown for at least a year is the only saving grace she has.

      That spreadsheet…….omg.

    • Cornchips says:

      I feel like maybe she payed someone off, to be able to get away with all of that… That’s quite a long list. Thanks for that Macy.

    • Anahata says:

      Wow thanks for putting all this together. Innocent, whatcha have to say now???

    • laudable says:

      That’s the greatest timeline I’ve ever seen. Thanks for putting it all together. I wish you’d send a copy to Lindsay’s judge.

    • crazycatlady says:

      Wow. Like I said below… I hope she gets thrown in jail while in the midst of shooting this Liz Taylor film or whatever it is. That’ll teach those dumb producers to hire Cracky McCracken.

      RE: the accident (du jour): My money’s on that she was texting or otherwise on her phone while driving, and that’s why they made a big deal about something in the pink bag – it contained her phone which would contain the texts or calls or whatever time-stamped evidence is there. Betcha.

  11. jano1981 says:

    When she injures someone while behind the wheel I hope they sue. I hope they sue the state of California to be exact for failing to protect it’s residents and keep (or even attempt to keep) her off the road. The average citizen wouldn’t get away with this.

    • Kathryn says:

      You know, you have a really great point. It would be interesting to see if the semi’s driver could sue the State for not removing her license when it’s been proven repeatedly that she cannot drive (Also, I’m a paralegal in Texas so I know that this most likely will never happen but it would be an interesting precedent).

      On a side note — I wonder what it’s like to live in a world of delusion? Any time something bad happens, it’s ALWAYS someone else’s fault. I wonder if that helps her sleep at night…

      • jano1981 says:

        yeah I know its the last thing the state would need but I think until other people have to pay for her mistakes this wont stop. I’m really sick of her everyone is. No more chances and leniency!

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Nah, it’s the booze and drugs that help her sleep at night.

    • Sunny says:

      Yes!!! I was thinking that same thing – all those times there was evidence of probation violations that never resulted in anything, how is that not negligence on the part of California? A direct failure to acknowledge and enforce proper penalties that allowed her freedom to commit a litany of other crimes…this could have been stopped a LONG time ago. I’m so disgusted by how CA treats celebrities, and I’m totally miffed by how this “overcrowding” thing works…I’m in NY, and here they will MAKE ROOM. Several prisons are over capacity by hundreds of prisoners, it’s well documented, and if there is a serious commotion about overcrowding they will ship people to another jail. They aren’t releasing anyone for anything!

  12. Krock says:

    The driver says there is a video of the accident. I don’t understand who could have been taping it?? AND….where is the tape? And witnesses?? Waiting for the story to unfold.

    • mln76 says:

      His employer probably requires video survellience the technology is probably no different from what are installed into police cars.

    • eva says:

      I think most garbage trucks have the cameras on the back. At least those in my neighborhood do. It might take a bit of time to get the video, but interesting if so!

    • TheOriginalTiffany says:

      Many rigs have back cameras installed now. Makes it easier and safer for us all, unless Screeee! Is on the loose.

      My best friend operates a horse transport biz and they all have rear mounted cams.

      The rental car co could sue, doubt she rented it or was listed as a driver. You can’t rent a car with a record. Hence the switching again, though it was a dude this time so your ass got caught again, liho.

      And to think I was all in a funk about having to live in Boston. It could have been Santa Monica next, putting my family on PCH where the Cracken is unleashed!
      Why did she go straight to work? To avoid a blood draw because something in the blood ain’t clean. What a waste of humanity she is, too bad she is a danger to others or I’d just sit back and laugh.
      Plus, you rear end someone in Cali, it’s automatically your fault, that’s where the brakes failing comes in.
      Ho, you are so transparent to all but the penal system, I said penal not penile, cuz that’s a system she knows how to WORK!

      Who would pay to see a Bynes/Lohan demolition derby? I’d pay to have helmet cams on them just so I could get my ab workout in from the laughter.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Hi OTiff! Everything going well? (I’m glad you & your family are done with SoCali for now, too.)

        Yeah, if she was anyone else, she’d have been done a long time ago. I wrote about one of my residents whose life was RUINED by a DUI the AB posts, and she only had ONE DUI and didn’t hit ANYONE! (Not to mention the whole “clipping a baby in a stroller in a crosswalk” thing.)

        People who aren’t from Cali don’t know about the “automatic fault” of the rear-ender, judging by lots of the comments on TMZ yesterday. Now, if it was a foggy pile-up and there were already several crashes or a jack-knifed truck ahead (as sometimes happens), that would be one thing. But such is not the case here.

      • OriginalTiffany says:

        Hey Bella! The move went good and like I said my whole family ran in the Four Seasons run of hope 5k yesterday for the children’s hospital. Boston is great and I can hear and see the games in Fenway from my apartment on the 13th floor. Fun.

        My brother got caught with a DUI as did my now SIL when they were younger, both had licenses pulled for a YEAR. It goes on your record for at least 7 years. Of course we are just normal citizens, not so special as Blohan.

        I’m over her except for comedy gold. She has proven she does not deserve one whit of sympathy as per her rap sheet. Anyone who says different is a fool.

        I thought the rear end thing was like that everywhere. I definitely know it is for Ca, unless like you said, something else like a jack knife happens. If you hit someone from behind, you know your insurance is going way up, if you get hit you know it will all be paid for.

        How’s the finger?

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Congrats, OTiff on your Family 5K! Glad the move went well! (Awesome apartment locale, BTW.)

        I thought the whole “rear-ender is at fault” thing was universal, too (except under fog/wildfire/jack-knife circumstances) but I guess not.

        The finger, she is a-throbbing. But I will be comforted GREATLY by my Lexus SUV…once I get it! (should be Tuesday) :D And by the season premiere of True Blood!

      • TheOriginalTiffany says:

        Totally jealous about your new ride! I love a fun car as much as a fast horse:)

        Yeah, we are in a prime locale. Right near the river, the parks, Fenway and all the restaurants.

        Premiere weds. Should be fun! Keep taking Advil and keep that thing splinted!

  13. Lizzie K says:

    It infuriates me that this woman continues to careen down the roads endangering everyone unlucky enough to be in her path.

    She is a disaster waiting to happen, everyone knows it, and nobody does anything about it. The only thing we don’t know is the identity of the person(s) she will kill or seriously injure one of these days. It’s like watching someone play with a loaded gun, randomly firing it. Sooner or later, a bullet’s going to hit someone.

  14. Barney says:

    This makes me sick. If she wants to damage herself that’s fine – do it in her own home, but when she takes the act to the streets, that’s when innocent people get hurt. She’s scared cause she knows she’s wrong and could be fired for this kind of behavior if it impacts the “film”. So she lies – “He cut me off!”, “My brakes failed”. I’d like to see the police report on this one. Usually the person who rear ends the other vehicle is at fault. This poor truck driver was doing his job. This is how he makes a living. She on the other hand is entitled and has handlers that can “pay people off”. Reminds me of the woman in Palm Springs at the recovery home where LL threw the phone at her. LL denied all wrong doing and kind of slipped out of that one. LL is a sick woman (almost 25) who is acting like a teenager. What will it take for her to grow up and accept responsibility for her actions?

    • duncecap says:

      Lindsay is still just a sick dangerous kid mentally. Didn’t Martin Sheen say something to the effect that brain development stops when there are drugs involved. It makes so much sense.

      This explains why LL still thinks she’s so hot. Why she assumes everyone else is at fault, why she exhausts her handlers. It’s THEIR responsibility, not hers.

      I’d almost pity her but she’s selfish and a danger to all around her. The only thing I can’t understand is the people who say we should be kinder to LL and leave her alone– she’s talented, misunderstood, etc.

      She’s NOT misunderstood. She’s a pathological menace. Her inner ugliness is hard to hide even with assistants, managers, lawyers and PR experts.

  15. skuddles says:

    Sorry if this has already been mentioned… a bit tired and bleary eyed this am. Wasn’t there a report that Lohan texted someone to say she wasn’t driving AFTER claiming the semi “cut her off”. Oh what a wicked web we weave…

  16. birdie says:

    I feel bad for the truck driver. Lindsay crashes into HIS truck and she already publicly called him a liar. I would sue her for defamination, how can she ALWAYS blame someone or something (the brakes) else for her f***ups? How many people did she already cause harm? That Betty Ford staffer? Everyone is always lying BUT her! Pathetic s***!!!

  17. Happymom says:

    Did anyone else notice that behind her was the SUV from Lifetime that she immediately tried to get into? I’m assuming that this happens because the minders actually have to go retrieve her from wherever she happens to be staying (Chateau Marmont?) and wake her up and drag her ass into work. I also guess that she insists on driving herself once she’s actually up-hence why she’s driving the porsche and they’re following her to the set.

    • OhMyMy says:

      If Lifetime sent a driver with an SUV to pick her up and drive her to work there’s no reason for her to be driving her car. Makes you wonder what she and her “assistant” were up to that they couldn’t do in the back of the SUV.

      Dear Lifetime Producer: Is it funny now? You’re dealing with a child. See James G. Robinson’s letter from 2006. She hasn’t changed.

  18. Bellabumbum says:

    Death becomes her. What a waste of skin. She’s going to take innocents down in flames with her, I have no empathy for her. She is a disgusting POS, a blight to her community.

    I never understand why people still drive when they have drivers–a limo following her with an agreement she won’t drive. Someone needs to grow a pair and lay down the law with this one.

  19. Original Lucy says:

    Poor Lindsey….she has the worst luck! Imagine all those things happening to you and NONE of them are your fault! And she insisted on going to work even after the car crash…what a work ethic! I just hope that she found a few pain pills lying around somewhere to help get her through…

  20. Sillyone says:

    When she kills herself (and she will) I hope she doesn’t take some innocent bystander with her. If she happens to take Dina or Michael with her so be it, and when it does happen drinks will be on me that day. I know it is a terrible thing to say but enough is enough.

    • deep says:

      Yeah..that’s a HORRIBLE thing to say. I wish no one death. I hope someone around her will come to their senses and get her the help she needs. That’s my hope. But, I fear she is going to wind up doing porn. That’s what I think is in her future. And, that’s sad too. But, if she lives long enough..that’s what she will do.

    • deep says:

      @dancecap.. Porn would be good for her? LMAO!

    • deep says:

      @the original bellaluna..what a horrible thing to say. She is a broken, drug addict/drunk. She needs somebody to try and help her. I don’t think death is healthy. Actually, she needs to be taken out of California and NewYork. Put somewhere so she can dry out and get off of drugs. Forget acting…she needs to learn how to live life.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        deep – I’m not saying it to be horrible; I’m saying it because she’d no longer be able to abuse drugs and alcohol, so it’s true.

        NO ONE is going to help her. TOO MANY people have TRIED to help her, and she keeps taking advantage and crack-conning her way out of rehab after rehab facility; mental health assistance; and the legal system.

        At some point, one must say SHE IS BEYOND HELP. And I am she.

      • anon33 says:

        Deep, have you not been around for the past 6 years? This bitch DOES NOT WANT HELP. I have an aunt just like her, except she’s 56 and has been acting in the same foolish ways SINCE she was Lindsay’s age. Some people don’t want help and they don’t want to change. Period.

  21. Dawning Red says:


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  22. A-Rod says:

    This bitch! I bet she spent the whole weekend gorked out on dilaudid. You know, for the “pain”… Also, it’s a legal prescription so it must be ok to take by the handful, washed down with vodka hidden in a water bottle. It used to be fun to hate her, but now she’s just sickening.

    • deep says:

      Yes, it has become sickening. It’s really not fun to hate her..I’ve never hated her. She’s sick. I truly believe she has fried her brain with drugs. And, I think she needs help. It’s really not funny anymore. But, her parents and her handlers don’t seem to care. So, she will probably end up dying young and possibly killing others in the process. I don’t think it’s going to end pretty for her. It’s actually tragic. One only needs to look at her and see that she is sick. She is only 25 years old and looks every bit of 50. She was a cute child actress..and that’s where it stops. She got wrapped up in the whole hollywood drug/drink culture, like so many child actors do and it brought her down. Somebody needs to help her!! And, not by giving her a movie role that she isn’t suited for..I mean by taking her away and getting her the proper help she needs!

  23. Masque says:

    I guess she doesn’t know the car’s brake system can be checked for flaws and a very conclusive determination of whether the brakes contributed to the accident can be issued.

    • erin says:

      ^^^This. It will be interesting to see the report that WILL be done. The car rental company is not going to have their asses on the line for the crackie if they aren’t at fault. Get the popcorn…

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Not only that, but don’t most newer cars (particularly luxury ones) have on-board computer systems that can things like indicate speed prior to and at the time of crash, and whether or not or when the brakes were applied?

    • Shelly says:

      Word. But she’s a cracken who thinks she’s smarter than the cops. So far, her punishments have only reinforced that opinion of herself.

      • deep says:

        You are right. The system has let her get off with so much that she isn’t afraid of it. She thinks it’s all a joke. And, why would she think otherwise? They have let her get away with it all. And, with Addicts…it’s always someone else’s fault. And, poor them..somebody is always out to get them. That’s part of the addiction. Somebody needs to set LILO straight. But, they won’t. And, what is so funny about it is that she IS NOT a big movie star. She is a former child star that is now a druggy drunk. Just like most of the other former child stars. That is the one’s that are still alive and haven’t OD’d yet.

  24. Amanda_M87 says:

    Ew! What’s with her duck lips? The worst thing is, she was a pretty girl about ten years ago. How sad.

  25. the original bellaluna says:

    And I’m sure the LA County court system will handle this (and whatever else gets thrown at them as a result) with their usual stern aplomb. (After zipping their flies and adjusting their robes.)

    • Courtney says:

      Sadly, I agree that she is going to get away with this. Then in.. oh, I don’t know… a week she’ll be onto the next cracktastrophe!

  26. jamminatorr says:

    I don’t buy lindsay’s schtick – I think she was texting and messing around with her phone. Why doesn’t she get people to drive her around?

  27. Dotty says:

    She will DIAF by her own actions. I fear for any innocent bystanders she’ll inevitably take out.

  28. Listerino says:

    As soon as I heard about the crash I rushed to Celebitchy to hear what you guys had to say about. Love any posts about her crack antics :)

  29. Bess says:

    I don’t understand how Linnocent was able to avoid a blood test or breathalyzer once the police became involved.

    Given her history of driving under the influence and other vendor benders wouldn’t that be standard procedure at the hospital???

    Also, now that she’s claiming her brakes were faulty, how much do you wanted to bet that one of her or Vikram’s minions found a way to mess with those brakes after the fact???

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Bess – They quickly cleared out her car and she had someone else drive her the hospital before the police got there, thus ensuring that anything found in her system she could claim was given to her (or she took, but that implies accepting personal responsibility, of which she is incapable) between the time of the accident and her visit to the hospital, rendering it very difficult if not impossible to use against her in court.

      (Remember how JJ crashed her car after being seen drinking at some sporting event, then left the scene and went home to shower and call Bobby Flay? Same deal.)

      I this point, I think the only truly definitive way to prove her use of drugs would be a hair test. But she’s abused her hair so much (and I’m willing to be this is one of the reasons why) that I doubt anything conclusive would turn up.

      The car SHOULD have been towed to a police impound yard for investigation (but it is LA, after all, and they don’t have the most stellar record when it comes to the “famous”) so hopefully Viki & his minions don’t have access to it. Also, vehicles are only (SUPPOSED to be) accessible to their REGISTERED OWNERS, so whomever owns the car should be the only to which it is released.

      We’ll have to wait & see what happens.

      • Bart says:

        I love your idea of a hair test. But you know if they found anything she would blame it on the person who had the hair before she got her weave.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Ah, bart, I’m off my game today! Of course she would. (But between you and me, I didn’t know Barbies and other plastic dolls DID drugs prior to donating their hair for Linnocent’s weaves!) ;)

  30. TxGal says:

    What I don’t understand why does the Justice System still end up letting her go. If it was just an ordinary person the book would be thrown at them, but when it comes to a celebrity they have to treat them with kid’s gloves.

  31. Jordan says:

    One day the Cracken is going to kill someone, but of course she’ll claim it wasn’t her fault and she’ll probably get off. I believe that she was flying down the highway, probably because she was late. Not a few minutes late, mind you, but a few hours late. If she’s going to get away with whatever it is that she did, why bother adding to an already stupid excuse with, the brakes failed (easily proven/dis-proven). Why does everything she is involved in have to be so sketchy. Oh, yeah, because she’s the Cracken.

    • 5280 says:

      Word. Remember Razzle from Hanoi Rocks was killed from Vince Neil driving drunk?

      He got 30 days plus CS and restitution.

      Love Motley Crue but I know the DUI laws here in Denver are much less lenient.
      Colorado will crucify your azz.

  32. logan says:

    As my dear departed Daddy would say, “That girl has sh*t for brains”.

  33. Marybel says:

    What/who is at fault?
    1. California
    2. California state government
    3. California laws
    4. California judicial system
    5. California law enforcement

    • the original bellaluna says:

      I’d say LA County is largely at fault, as everyone from the cops right up to the judges seem to have received some sort of mind-altering Blohan Beej.

  34. Lindy says:

    Everyone’s already said it, but it really is true. This b!tch is going to kill someone, and rather unjustly, it very well may be some innocent bystander who gets in her cracked out way.

    After reading that rap sheet, I just don’t understand how she is not locked up.

  35. Meanchick says:

    WHO are these idiots who keep giving her a chance? What makes them think she’ll follow rules, abide by contracts and such? Look at how she thumbs her nose at the legal system. The State of CA is not doing her any favors by allowing the crack-ho to remain on the streets. Who are these ‘handlers’ who can’t control this crack puppet? At this point, she is a death waiting to happen. It won’t be hers, it’ll be someone she crashes into or worse. Why try to save someone who has no interest in being saved? Lifetime should get rid of her, scrap the movie and save themselves a headache and money, ’cause next accident she’ll blame on them.

    • deep says:

      Are you kidding me?? Lifetime won’t get rid of her because they know she is ratings Gold!! People will tune in to watch the train wreck. And, LILO will think she has made her comeback. Which is all sad. She truly does have mental issues. And, shame on Lifetime for using her like they are. They know she can’t act…they just want the ratings…it’s that simple. And, that, my friends is why I WILL NOT watch this movie.

    • 5280 says:

      This twat could derail an Amtrak or run over a busload of Nuns and CA would still side with her.

  36. deep says:

    second verse same as the first. she will never change. She is going to kill herself or someone else. Her own mother doesn’t even have sense enough to see that Lindsey is going to harm herself or someone else. If this was my daughter, I would take her away and get her the help she needs. Forget “Hollywood”! Lindsey isn’t a well person. Someone needs to recognize this and help her to at least get back to reality and to some form of being able to just day to day function.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      deep – I agree that she won’t change unless she gets help from SOMEONE. However, she’s been given chance after chance after chance after chance AFTER CHANCE to receive help, and she just keeps on f*cking up by f*cking herself.

      And while a NORMAL person, like you or myself, would remove said troubled daughter (adult or not) from that atmosphere, WO has used her as a source of income for most of her life.

      It’s obvious the delusion runs deep in the Clan of the Crackbear, as Dina insists everybody is always FINE!!! Look at Linnocent and Ali. Do they look FINE!!! to you?

      • deep says:

        You are right. That whole family is a mess. Both mom and dad are train wrecks as well. They are delusional in thinking that Lindsay is an actress that is going to bring in the big bucks. That ship sailed a long time ago. She was a child star and yes she made good money. But, now she is making a low budget Lifetime movie which I can assure you isn’t paying her very much. But, I’m sure Dina thinks this is her “big comeback”. It’s not. I really think it’s over for her. And, again LILO will never get the help that she needs. Oh well, at this point it doesn’t seem like it will end well for her. And, that’s really sad and a waste of life in general. I’m not talking about her being a star..I’m just talking about her not having a quality life. And, yes, Ali is a mess too. She is terribly anorexic. So, judging from the two of them something is really wrong with that family. Dina obviously ruined her children’s lives.

      • anon33 says:

        Yes, but…if she doesn’t want help they can “remove her from the situation” as much as they want but she will go back to her usual ways once her time in any facility is up…as she has demonstrated repeatedly over the past six years.
        I mentioned my aunt above. My family has “rescued” and “taken her away” SO MANY TIMES, both when she asked and when she hasn’t asked, and she has never changed. She will be “clean” for maybe two months total after leaving rehab, and then everything starts over again. Some people just get lost to drugs. It’s a sad, hard reality to face.

  37. Shelly says:

    You know, people get in car crashes all the time. It happens. People are careless or whatever. What doesn’t happen is people immediately screaming to any who will listen that it was the other person’s fault. If she wasn’t screaming to TMZ that she is blameless and that her brakes failed, and blah blah, I might just think it was a run-of-the-mill accident. Her immediately placing blame makes me suspicious. It’s her “thing”. The thing she does when she is trying to deflect because she was doing something she shouldn’t have been. She is completely transparent. I agree with a poster above that she was most likely late to the film set (due to being HIGH or hungover), they sent a driver to get her, she refused to ride with them, and instead said she’d drive and they could follow. She was either still high on some drug, too hungover to drive well, or pissed off about having a handler sent so was driving too fast. End of story.

  38. TG says:

    Anyone who hires Lohan has only themselves to blame. I wonder if her mom isn’t a major druggy too and using Lilo to get the cash for all the drugs. It is sickening how her mom seems to be such a part of all of this. And thanks for the recap above.

  39. Janet says:

    I know this sounds callous but she is going to kill herself one of these days, and as long as she doesn’t take anyone else with her, I really can’t pretend to give a shit.

  40. Sisi says:

    Let’s be real here: This is Linday Lohan, the girl who sued E-trade and Pitbull for bullshit so she could make some easy money. Lindsay always sues if she sees dollarsigns, no matter how small her chances are. If according to her the driver is at fault and the brakes were busted, why isn’t she suing? Because she’s GUILTY.

  41. Call Me Al says:

    It’s time for jail. But it’s not gonna happen.

  42. Krock says:

    And another craccident for the cracken! How many times is this going to happen before CA does something about it? Sheesh!

  43. Anna says:

    I wonder if Lifetime had a special budget drawn up for this? Anyone with an ounce of sense would’ve. Then again, anyone with an ounce of sense would not hire Lindsay Lohan… Really does make me wonder when she’ll be found dead, coked up in a carwreck in some shady neighbourhood. She once had such talent but right now, this is indeed who she is and where she’s headed. So sad, but I guess not everyone can be a Dakota Fanning.

  44. really says:

    If you can publish the TMZ photo from yesterday where she looked like a bloated Michael Jackson, then please do. It’s really funny.

    • Boo says:

      Agree! That one could almost be up there with the SCREEE! getting out of the ocean horror pic (even the sharks are still shuddering about that one) and the Pink Fur Coat Crackstravaganza!

  45. d says:

    I think LL’s “assistant” released the nugget that LL was all keen to get back to work despite her “injuries”, because she knows what she did was wrong (driving and late) and didn’t want to get fired from the film. She knows she effed up.

    My bet is that the person who is going to get fired is the idiot that LL convinced to let her drive. Still,
    I hope the director and insurance company reams her out for hours, in front of everyone for the dumb crap that she pulls. Other than that, no, it’s not her fault, ever. It never is. It’s always someone else’s fault, every single time.

    She’s going to keep that up until people start throwing rotten eggs are her.

    There’s no doubt that she’s got problems. But she’s also been coddled, indulged, and catered to so much that and allowed to get away with so much, that imo, she’s become a massive self-centered, entitled jerk with little to no regard for others and no regard about the damage she inflicts and problems that she causes.

    But just WAIT till she blames the wrong person and lies about the wrong thing. It’s only a matter of time before someone with a lot to lose by the damage by LL’s crap will decide that supporting her will cost more than throwing her under the bus. Then she’ll be done. When there’s nothing left in H-wood to gain by being associated with LL, then she’ll be done. So far, there must be enough people desparate enough for any attention that it’s still worth it. I wonder how much longer that will last.

  46. NYC_girl says:

    She looks like a skank.

  47. jesstar says:

    Her face is a Cracktastrophe.

  48. shari says:

    When are people going to learn?! Getting into a car with Lindsay Lohan spells certain DEATH, I tell you!!! If I was the the assistant I would have at least worn a bullet proof jacket and a motorcycle helmet. Maybe some plastic floaties in case she got mesmerized by a bit of shiny water.

  49. dorothy says:

    Of course it wasn’t her fault, never is. I smell another courthouse visit.

  50. Snowflake says:

    Please don’t give LL that much attention as she doesn’t deserve it. I’m getting sick of her Crackhead pictures as well. Get more fun stories like Rachel Evan Wood defending herself on Twitter from a guy saying that being an actress is not real work ;)

  51. tmbg says:

    I find it interesting that they are able to put Amber Portwood (the mixed up former teen mom from that MTV show) in jail for five years but can’t seem to do anything about Lohan.

    I realize Portwood refused to finish her treatment program and asked for jail, but I have a feeling that even if Lohan begged to be put into prison, they wouldn’t do it. She should be in that Gotti movie, because she’s the new Teflon Don(na).

    • Jen says:

      I think the fact that Lindsay is in L.A. and Amber is in Indiana has a lot to do with it. Judges outside of California have little patience for D-list “celebrities” (who think they are above the law) that break the law/pull stupid stunts.

  52. Newtsgal says:

    The best comment I’ve heard all day…
    LIAR LIAR crotch on fire!

    OT….Hey Bella, congrats on the new car baby!

  53. Candyland says:

    Nice to see Dina saying she’s upset about the crash. And Lindsay’s safety – Not! Bwahahahahaaaaa!

  54. Bacon! says:

    Move that truck, I’m Lindsay Lohan!

  55. Lisa says:

    Dear lord, these red carpet pictures show that the makeup artists working on the Liz project are earning their keep. Those duck lips.

  56. erika says:

    Forecast: DEATH

    Someone, Lindsay Lohan and/or innocent citizen is going to end up dead in the very near future.

    I agree with all the folks on here that this has spiraled beyond ludicrous and the next eventual step is death, it’s the only logic.

    Seriously, think of how tragic, sad and infuriating it’s going to be if some innocent person’s ultimate faith is to get caught up with Lindsay and that’s how their life ends for them.

    I was joking around this morning saying “she shouldn’t be getting paid for comebacks (movie/tv) she should be getting paid for all the insane, ludicrous, utterly unbelievable hi-jinks that she gets tangled in nearly EVERY OTHER DAY!!!

    To me, that’s the only plausible way in which she could earn a “living”.

    It’s not only her destiny (that someone will die soon) it’s the law of cause and effect, energy and not only are those theological laws, those are natural laws. Energy moves energy, what keeps going up, up, up…must eventually come crashing DOWN.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      See, erika? I said the same thing in a different way, and I’m the “bad” person.

      Her antics will/can only end in one way: the death of a truly innocent bystander/victim/driver or the death of herself.

      Or both, I guess.

      • Dawning Red says:

        The heck? How are you the “bad” person for saying it? You’re spot-on.

        Lindsay sort of reminds me of Jack Nicholson as the Joker. “I make art – until somebody dies.”

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Oh, Dawning Red, scroll up and take a peek at @ deep’s comment to me.

        I possess a (admittedly inherent) bitch-factor, but I call it the “I call it like I see it” gene. (Possibly skips a generation.) My Mum tells me I should give “Bitch Lessons.” Thanks, Mum! Where do I sign up and how much can I charge? :D

      • erika says:

        wow…I don’t care how you voice it, but your view is as strong as mine. i’m sorry you got blasted for that but can anybody on this forum DENY that until some drastic actions take place NOW someone is going to end up dead?

        what is so mean about that sentiment??!!?!

        it’s not harsh at all.

        think of it this way…If you had a young daughter or son that was friends and fratenized with Lilo what would YOU do? wouldn’t you be scared to death that at any moment you’re going to get a call from police that your child is either dead or severly injured? severly…you might not know how damn easy it is to injure your spinal cord and once you do, you’re confined to a wheelchair for life.

        2 people extremely close to me ended up with a spinal cord injury due to ‘car accidents’.

        just like the ones Lilo gets tangled up in every other week.

  57. lucy2 says:

    None of this is at all surprising. I believe the driver, and most of the very plausible theories put out here in the comments.
    This idiot is death on wheels.

  58. Vera says:

    I’m pretty sure that they can test to see if her brakes failed…
    Anyways, that accident is hardly a major one. Maybe major for the car, but unless she wasn’t wearing a seat belt (which I assume because she didn’t fly out the windshield she was) the only real bruising she’d get would be from the seat belt. So this whole fawning over her because she is being such a trooper for working while injured isn’t very impressive. Even more by the fact that just looking at the pictures you can see that her assistant was in the seat most that had the most danger of injury.
    Didn’t she just clip a guy a month or two ago, as well? Why is she still able to drive? I feel like this must happen every year (this year twice so far, even if the first one was rather minor), her getting into car accidents.

  59. lower-case deb says:

    if you can’t see a thing as big as an 18-wheeler… i just can’t.

    i really don’t want to think bad things about her, but she’s seriously trying to live up to her reputation as a bad role model for anybody. not that anybody should make celebrities-they-don’t-even-know their role model, but…



  60. Jill says:

    She looks old. She’s even got the hands of a 55 year old woman. And that car crash was probably crack induced.

  61. HappyJoyJoy says:

    My goodness, this woman has the life consistency of a roach. YOU JUST CAN’T GET RID OF HER.

  62. Mitzie Martin says:

    A far too powerful car for somebody who is inexperienced in driving it. I have owned cars like that for years, I am an experienced driver and was asked to join a racing team etc, it is my passion and I class myself as a good driver, but they are powerful cars, Lindsay should be driving a Prius or something similar with a smaller engine so she cannot keep endangering others.

  63. Anon says:

    Good for James for calling 911 and telling the truth. After all, it is HIS lively hood and license that might be affected by Lohan’s carelessness and bribery. Shame on Lifetime producers for trying to help Lindsay cover-up once again. And shame on them for disgracing Liz Taylor’s memory with Lohan!

  64. bluhare says:

    Now TMZ’s saying she lied to the police, they’re writing it up and it could mean her probation will be revoked. Where have I heard that before?

    • Macey says:

      I was just going to post that exact thing.
      I wish I could add this to the list above.
      entry#498.. Lindsay Lohan is caught lying to police about not driving at the time of the charges ever filed.
      the last part is my prediction b/c thats how is always works.
      I saw on another site she probably was not permitted to drive back n forth to the set, per her movie insurance.
      The good news is James got himself a lawyer, and rightfully so. His co. probably provided it for him considering how many times they’ve already tried to slam him in the media in the past cpl days.

  65. Macey says:

    and right on time the smear campaign against the driver begins.
    ROL is now reporting that he filed bankruptcy last year in an attempt to make him out to be out for money. as if thats relevant considering thousands of people did that.
    I really feel bad for this guy. he did absolutely nothing wrong and now will have his financial hardships publicized all b/c LL lied about driving. I hope he sues them for every penny he can since they are only doing this to claim he’s out for money.

  66. the original bellaluna says:

    The latest:

    Qu’elle surprise, part eleventy-million-nine-hundred-ninety-thousand-three-hundred-thirty-four…or is it -five?

  67. crazycatlady says:

    I love that you use these photos all the time now. They’re my favorite of late. Looks like she did her makeup herself in the dark.

    I hope she gets thrown in jail while in the midst of shooting this Liz Taylor flick. That’ll teach those stupid producers to hire the Cracken. I mean, first, she’s the Cracken, second, she CAN’T ACT!