Jessica Chastain in see-through Marios Schwab at the Tonys: hot or fug?

Jessica Chastain
The last time I covered Jessica Chastain, I mentioned that she has issues with her cleavage/boobs in a lot of her fashion. This is no exception. Bedhead described these as “doily boobs,” and I agree. The sad thing is, her styling at the Tony Awards is better than we’ve seen in a while. She’s got gorgeous hair and makeup, (how do I get my hair to look like that?) and if you just try and ignore whatever is going on with the bodice you can imagine her rocking a much better dress. I like the skirt actually, and her shoes are too matchy and bridal but they’re not bad. This is a Marios Schwab gown, and Red Carpet Fashion Awards has a comparison photo of the dress on the runway. They like that she’s taking a risk and didn’t line the dress “losing all the mystery, intrigue and possibly even the details.”

Jessica Chastain

I just think this looks ridiculous and like Marchesa. This woman regularly wears some really questionable dresses, though. It’s not sexy to play peek a boo with some sparkly appliques that look like the skid flowers on the bottom of your grandmother’s tub.

Jessica Chastain

Sheryl Crow is 50 freaking years old. Can you believe it? We just heard that she had a benign brain tumor that was affecting her memory. Hopefully she’s doing as well as she looks here. I’m not a fan of the sequin bodice on this dress. It’s very “ice capades,” but she looks gorgeous anyway. Even with that big hair. Sheryl presented an award last night – the Daily Mail has a photo here.

Sheryl Crowe

Sheryl Crowe

Sheryl Crowe

Kathy Najimy lost so much weight she looks like a different person! She probably got a freshening up at the dermatologist’s too, but it’s not too noticeable.

Kathy Najimy

Kathy Najimy

For comparison, here’s Kathy in August of last year.

Kathy Najimy

Hugh Jackman and his wife Deborra-Lee Furness were super cute together. Deborra’s fashion tends toward wacky, and we’ve seen her in big feathered creations before. I find Hugh and Deborra’s love for each other endearing, and I buy that they have a very solid long term relationship.

Hugh Jackman

Her shoes are awful. I just want to point that out.

Hugh received a Tony for helping earn more than $2 million for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS during his 10 week run in Hugh Jackman Back on Broadway. Deborrah presented it to him, and he joked that he was surprised she was able to keep it a secret. “She’s never been able to keep a secret in her life.”

I love Hugh but that hair is just killing it for me. He’s growing out his shaved ‘do from Le Mis.

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  1. cr says:

    Oh, Jessica-no, no, no, no, no no!

  2. Eve says:

    Chastain’s dress is hideous. I honestly have no words for what’s going on with her boobs.

    • Maguita says:

      How about ouch?

      Jessica needs to fire her stylist pronto!! Either whomever is dressing her is high… Or needs to start taking meds to see more clearly.

      This makes me question Jessica’s inner fashion style though; No ONE would ever convince me to wear such a horrid dress in front of photographers.

      Jessica said YES to this!!?

    • Azurea says:

      She does look chubby, also, in this, and the shoes are horrific. When are these clodhopping built-up platforms going to go away? Who wants their feet to look like Clydesdale hooves?

    • stellalovejoydiver says:

      I don´t hate the dress per se, but I hate it on JC, because her skin tone is the same as the colour of the dress. Someone with a darker skin tone and better breast could pull this of, like Eva Mendes.

  3. the original bellaluna says:

    I still don’t know who Jessica Chastain is. What is/was she in? What has she done?

    I also hope Sheryl’s doing well. I haven’t been to tolerate Lance since he pulled that dick-headed move on her when SHE was going through her cancer, after she supported him through his. (I think that’s correct, isn’t it?) And then went on to the next GF and had a kid with her, when he KNEW Sheryl wanted kids.

    J’adore Hugh Jackman and his wife. So sweet! (I can deal with his hair, but that is a serious “Man Down!” eyebrow situation he’s got goin’ on.)

    • cr says:

      Jessica was in Tree of Life and Take Shelter.

      IIRC, Sheryl announced she had cancer after the break up, she hadn’t even told him.

    • lafairy says:

      Exactly, it is not an age matter it is all about being pretty!

      on a side note when you see sheryl, it makes you think of Catherine Zeta Jone…still blocking the clock at 42…

    • Maguita says:

      Lance Notsostrong is a known womanizing douchebag.

      As for Hugh and his wife… I love the very politically and carefully correct assessment “I find Hugh and Deborra’s love for each other endearing, and I buy that they have a very solid long term relationship.”

      So careful. So spot on.

      But I’m not liking his look right now. It’s like he is between getting physically meek, and losing his X-Men physique, with the hair and eyebrows, the eyebrow MAKE-UP… Dude is looking like John Travolta. Unacceptable!

    • Cleveland Girl says:

      She was also the “White trash” character in “The Help.”

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Thanks, ladies! I haven’t seen any of those, so I guess that’s why I don’t know who she is. I mean, I’ve seen pix and seen her name, but…

  4. Jazzmin says:

    Is funny to me at least how Sheryl Crow is older than Jessica Chastain but looks 200% better than her. Prove that younger does not necessarily mean better or sexier.

  5. Samantha says:

    Awful. I thought it was Marchesa, too. It literally made me gasp when I saw her on the red carpet.

    • deep says:

      Me too!! At first glance that’s who I thought it was. Girl friend needs a new stylist..or maybe she doesn’t have one. Well, if that’s the case, she needs to get one and fast!!

  6. deep says:

    Sheryl Crow looks beautiful! And, I didn’t even recognize Kathy until I read who she was..good for her on the weight loss!! She looks great too!!

    Oh, and that see through lace dress Jessica is wearing is a NO! That is not a good look…what was she thinking???

    And Hugh’s wife always dresses odd because she is a tad over weight. They do seem to love each other with I find very sweet. But, one thing I don’t find sweet is her shoes!! Why does she always wear ugly shoes??

  7. Jackie says:

    a women trying to be sexy when she is not, is cringe worthy. jessica chastain needs to stay covered up. she is pretty, not sexy.

    crow does look good, but looks like she has had tweaking/surgery on her face. nose??? something is different.

    • deep says:

      Yes, Crow does look like she has had work done..but, in a good way! She looks great…she has a very good surgeon.

  8. paola says:

    I love Hugh Jackman, he has that gay vibe but i really don’t care…

    • Kim1 says:

      I think he is bisexual I recall him spliting up w a BF a couple years ago.He adores and loves his wife and viceversa so Only they can define their relationship.Also hes not groping massesus so all is good

      • Megalicious says:

        Not denying he’s bisexual (coz i don’t know) but split with a bf a couple of years ago?! He has been married to Debra since 1996!

  9. lucy2 says:

    Jessica’s dress is awful – just weird and not at all flattering.
    Sheryl looks amazing! I hope she’s doing OK.
    Kathy looks amazing too, wow what a difference. And not shilling any diet program either?

  10. Anna says:

    OMG what is she wearing? It’s just awful!

  11. Stubbylove says:

    Thank you for not missing Hugh’s wife’s shoes – their relationship is refreshing and luv her dress but wtf was she thinking w/those shoes? Sheryl Crow looks great – she’s one of those gals who just looks better in jeans and a t-shirt.

  12. Khara says:

    Jessica’s dress is just Fugly Ugly! She is a beautiful woman, and doesn’t need any of this shower flower crap! What happened to taking one good look in the mirror before leaving the room?

  13. Tiegs says:

    “She’s never been able to keep a secret in her life.”

    Uhuh, I’m just going to say it. I’m pretty sure she’s kept a ‘secret’ or two in her life….

    • Maguita says:

      …Unless she’s the one feeding Ted C.’s Blind Vice gallery…

      Improbable, but I feel gossipy on Hugh’s comment!

  14. toto says:

    her dress is the same what blake lively wears in the other thread but sha have it with bra

  15. Reece says:

    JC’s dress is all kinds of wrong esp on her. Sheryl’s dress looked better on tv.

  16. Kloops says:

    What the fudge is that?!?!? Hell NO to JC’s dress/doily monstrosity.

  17. tmnt says:

    I like seeing skin and Chastain’s outfit shows off what kind of boobs she has but it’s definitely fug.

  18. T.C. says:

    Jessica dress is ugly.

  19. kibbles says:

    Deborra-Lee Furness has to be one of the luckiest women in the world to be married to Hugh Jackman. He is such a loving husband and father and it is both surprising and refreshing that a rich and famous actor who is so incredibly handsome and in shape loves his very normal looking wife. She is also older than him and was unable to give him biological children, but he stuck with her and I think that they will be together for life. That is incredible to me. You don’t find a lot of men in Hollywood like that.

  20. Jess says:

    Sheryl looks incredible! Her dress isn’t great but I’ve never seen her do the red carpet well, but the face, the hair, and the bod are fantastic! Jessica’s dress, meanwhile, is awful.

  21. dizzy says:

    Jessica, honey, why do you keep doing this to yourself? You’re better than this.

  22. mia girl says:

    I love Hugh. That is all. 🙂

  23. Mimi says:

    I have to disagree with some of you, I think she actually looks decent here. Most every photo I have seen her in, she looks unmade and old-fashioned. Here, at least, it looks like someone made an effort to dress nice. I think she went with the feathers because she is not a small gal. By wearing the big feathers, she looks more slendered down.

  24. Mara says:

    Maybe she wears that kind of shoes for a medical reason cuz they look so bad and she always wear them but they are a very nice couple .

  25. Really? says:

    Sheryl Crow WOW! Better than ever! There is hope for 50!

  26. Fatkid says:

    I can do the designer ID for Kathy’s dress. I tried on the same dress in dark green @ Ross…

  27. NO..double NO to the nudey dress.NO NO NO NO NO NO

  28. Minx2 says:

    I don’t care if Hugh is bi.. he’s sexy as hell and CAN DANCE!! Imagine, having a hubby who can really dance.. a dream of mine.. (*sigh*). Anyway.. Deb looks great, I don’t mind her shoes or the boa, she has so much personality.
    Jessica’s dress is hidious.. Sheryl’s dress is very Oscars 1985 but she looks nice in it. Kathy looks amazing!

  29. jade says:

    Love the dress on Sherly Crow. The opposite thing is what I can say for the Jessica Chastain. Somebody fire her stylish, she isn’t worth any penny she pays! As for Hugh Jackman, he’s a man candy, no matter what anybody says. Shame, he’s married and happy too..