Britney Spears in a half-assed attempt to mend her image

Britney’s quite the mess, but it doesn’t seem she’s neglectful of her children enough to need constant monitoring by Child and Family Services. The news yesterday from Page Six that Britney is wanted for questioning by the child welfare agency was either fabricated or overblown. TMZ reports that it’s just not true, and that as long as Britney has someone watching the children she should be fine.

Paparazzi agency X17 says that Britney visited a knee surgeon this week for a consultation. She injured her knee two years ago, which sort of led her to K-Fed and derailed her music career. Speculation is that she may need more surgery on it, which could postpone her much-anticipated comeback.

Britney is now trying to mend her public image by replacing that dumb ass morphing tiger on her website with a personal message referencing her issue with undergarments, but it seems like too little too late:

It’s been so long since I’ve been out on the town with friends. [Note from Celebitchy: 4 hours] It’s also been 2 years since I’ve even celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a little too far. Anyway, thank God for Victoria’s Secrets’ new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me.

I’m just getting started… Happy Holidays everyone!


This sounds like the trite justifications Lohan uses for her partying. (“I’m 20, don’t all 20 year-olds go out?”) There’s a difference between hitting a nightclub once in a while, and going out every night of the week when you have two young children at home. Someone wrote this for her and told her that she needed to sound contrite. There’s nothing Britney can say that will erase the image of her punane from peoples’ minds.

All of Britney’s actions show that she wants to do everything as she pleases. We’re really disappointed in her and this stupid message isn’t going to change that. She may be the top search phrase on Yahoo! this year, but it takes a lot of work to look away from an accident instead of slowing down and staring.

Is it wrong of me to say that Britney is looking kind of slack recently? If she’s up all night drinking (and probably drugging) she’s surely let up on her fitness and health regime. She doesn’t look as good as she did a month ago, and that kind of partying catches up with you quick. Just look at Lohan.

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  1. Therese says:

    I think we all know what happens if two people join one toilet…

  2. Solitaire says:

    I can totally understand why she has been like she is, give her some slack, every move IS magnified its mad. I am not a Britney fan but I do kinda feel bad for her – we have all made mistakes but we arent scrutinsed by more than friends and family. She has to justify everything. We complain when they look too thin and complain when they let their training go!!
    haha! crazyyyyyyyy.

  3. neelyo says:

    I can’t feel sorry for her. She has two kids, THAT should be her priority. I am sure there are many mothers who don’t have the opportunity to celebrate their birthdays because they are working to support their children or gosh forbid, taking care of them. She needs a reality check.

  4. Solitaire says:

    neelyo – I totally agree with you on that too but she seems just like a naive thing thrown into the flashlight? I feel bad for her, she makes crap choices but think she is a good person.

  5. Jaime says:

    Not to be petty, but what the hell is wrong with her boobs in that picture? And is that hand hovering near her face someone trying to slap her upside her poorly-hatted head?

  6. Alix says:

    Spare me. Don’t piss and moan because you’ve gotten bad press. You made your choices; married an asshole, and got knocked up 2 years in a row… none of this justifies showing your twat at every interval. Nobody’s trying to stop your party, just stop showing us your ass. Party on!

  7. Poor Boopie says:

    I just love this picture of Britney!!! This is her best impersonation of Ms. ChokesOnDick, (the teacher on South Park). Keep it up Brit! You’ve got a future in animation!

  8. ariane says:

    I wish I could be famous and just do everything I wanted to, but she has two healthy children to look after for the rest of her life and she has to know that her fame could vanish if she keeps this up,I actually do not like her music but I have heard so much about her, please think about those poor children!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!