Brad and Angelina’s supposed Christmas wedding

Brad and Angelina are said to be planning a fairytale Christmas wedding to take place South Africa. Weren’t they supposed to be having some kind of tribal ceremony in Namibia when they were there, and didn’t Brad later say that he wouldn’t get married until it was legal for same sex partners too? This sounds like wishful thinking. Add Oprah into the mix and it’s rather suspect. All this story needs is a dash of George Clooney’s Italian villa:

The Hollywood couple will tie the knot in a small village outside Johannesburg, according to reports in the US.

Sources say they were persuaded to pick the venue after talking to chat show queen Oprah Winfrey.

An insider said: “They are treating their marriage like a spiritual affirmation and don’t need big Hollywood glitz like Tom Cruise had in Italy.”

The ceremony will include traditional African music and will be “simple and elegant”, a friend of the couple told US magazine OK!

The pal adds: “They are so much in love.

“Brad and Angelina have waited a long time for this chapter in their lives to unfold.”

It comes after Jolie and Winfrey have grown close after the TV host was impressed by Jolie’s humanitarian efforts.

She is said to have told her: “When you have the chance to capture lightning in a bottle you need to go for it.”

The pal said: “Ange is grateful to have a big sister in Oprah, a person who understands her fears of commitment but is also a kindred spirit.”

Winfrey, 52, is expected to be among several stars attending the low-key event, shortly before Christmas.

She founded the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls in a village south of Johannesburg.

Madonna, her husband Guy Ritchie, actor George Clooney and Jolie’s co-star Daniel Craig are also said to be going

Jolie was previously married to actors Jonny Lee Miller and Billy Bob Thornton.

This story screams bullshit on so many levels. Madonna just dissed Angelina Jolie. She told Oprah that she’d never met her and made a dismissive reference to Angelina’s humantarian efforts. She would never be invited to her wedding.

Oprah and Angelina are not friends as far as I know. Oprah has Jennifer Aniston on all the time, and Brad may have made some appearances on the show but I’ve never heard that Oprah and Angelina are friendly. It’s a slow news week with the holidays coming up, and you can only squeeze so much out of the Britney story. More on that later.

Here is a picture of Angelina on the cover of January, 2007 Vogue, courtesy of Just Jared.

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  1. Lee says:

    In your dreams buddy. If Brad and Angelina ever married it would be the worst mistake of her life!

  2. Solitaire says:

    god she is beautiful, sorry to all you angelina haters but she is stunning.

  3. Mr. T says:

    Well, I do like them both very much and Brad Angie most likely will not stay married even if they do get married. Me-thinks Mr. Pitt doth wonder from his spouse from time to time.

  4. Jeannified says:

    I hope it’s true…we can dream, can’t we?

  5. Poor Boopie says:

    Why bother getting married? They are divorced multiple times and she’ll just end up kicking his ass to the curb when she gets tired of him.

  6. ariane says:

    I hope she gets married causse I think Brad is the hottest man around I truly think hes in love with her cause she has given so much and has his wonderful baby, and they make a great married couple.

  7. kailie2 says:

    I don’t care if they get married or not but I seriously doubt this report — they’re very guarded when it comes to their private affairs and inviting Madonna or Oprah (Jen’s best friend) doesn’t make any sense. Angelina looks gorgeous on this cover, perfect color for her.

  8. Shannon says:

    These two really annoys me.I for one think we’ll never see those two married nor do I care.Leave it up to the good U S Of A to make two people who messed around while one of them were married royality.You just gotta love Hollywood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. kailie2 says:

    Gosh, celebitchy, you really get the Moral Majority here.. people for whom morality means sexual behavior only (never mind what kind of person you are or what else you contribute in the world). “Me thinks” Pitt was married once only and separated from his wife before he moved on with Angie. I deal with people who do horrible things to their spouses while maintaining a high moral ground and a position in the community. You think these two are poster children for immorality? Think again.

  10. lyric says:

    This story is a Christmas crapfest. God. Like Angelina is going to listen to anybody especially Oprah. Anyway, the only person Oprah is committed to is herself. Married or not I just hope A & B stay together until the kids are grown.

    Angelina sure looks gorgeous on that cover.

  11. Mr. T says:

    I may be the only male on this planet who does not find Angelina Jolie sexy. I admire her work and her talent and even her Laura Croft films, but I just don’t see it. For me, she is in fine shape but all this attention to her beauty escapes me. Of course, if you want to talk about beautiful, the Monica Bellucci comes to mind as a truly erotic beauty!