This Star Magazine article about Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux had me laughing from the very first sentence: “Power couple Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux will do almost anything to please each other physically.” LMAO. First of all, “power couple”?!? How many times is Jennifer’s publicist going to try to make that stick? While Jennifer has her powerbase in Hollywood, let’s not act like JustJen are Hollywood’s latest “power couple” when Justin barely brings anything to the table. Also, the “almost anything to please each other physically” is actually about HER HAIR. For real. It’s not about dirty sex. Justin wanted Jennifer to braid her hair, and she did. TORRID.
Power couple Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux will do almost anything to please each other physically. For Jen’s longtime fans, that means the almost unthinkable.
“Justin made a comment recently about a girl’s braid being sexy, and Jen immediately found out where the girl had it done,” a source tells Star. “She rushed out to get it done and got a great reaction from Justin. He went wild!”
But that means she’s had to do the unthinkable – stray from her longtime hairdresser Chris McMillan, the man who created her iconic style, The Rachel.
“Jen has been going to Chris for years but has occasionally been sneaking off and hasn’t even had the manners to tell Chris,” says the pal. “Chris has been with her for many years, so this obviously going to sting.” And that’s not the only change Jen’s making for Justin. “Jen has been totally shaking things up lately – and it’s all because of Justin. He is so unconventional and really does prefer Jen with a little more edge.”
But don’t feel too bad for her, because the desire to please works both ways: Justin, 40, has bent over backward to impress Jen, 43, since they began dating last year.
Case in point: Justin now regularly gets his body waxed for Jen, who prefers her naturally hairy man to have a smooth chest.
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
Yes, this ended up being a story about Jennifer “cheating” on her hairdresser. I fully expect Chris McMillan to end up on the cover of Vanity Fair wearing next to nothing and crying about how he really did want babies. This might be my new favorite tabloid story, quite honestly. Is it just me, or is it completely weird and random that Star claims Jennifer feels she has to “cheat” on her loyal hairdresser… to get her hair braided? Is “braiding” really that much of a specialized task that Jennifer had to go to someone new to get it done?
As for Justin’s chest waxing… well, we already knew that Jennifer likes him super-groomed. I don’t get why some women don’t like a little chest fur, though. A man should have some hair and not be some completely waxed, sucked and plucked Ken Doll. I guess Jennifer likes a clean workspace. Ew.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Ha! This story is dumb but kind of funny. I know my hairdresser would flip out if I started sneaking around on her, so if this is true, put a lid on in Jen!
Such a BS story! Must be a really slow news day… STAR magazine? Seriously!!
Looking gorgeous in the black strapless…
Apart from the vagina armpit…
good lord, your filthy mind – oy!!!
who? …. WHO goes there?
Seriously the funniest observation ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wiping the tears away. OMG
“A man should have some hair and not be some completely waxed,…”
well, it appears that in that last picture, Justin does have some manfur down under.
And here we go again with yet another pathetic yet laughable attempt on Huvane’s part to keep this mediocre Afghan-Greek Hound – who is well past her her expiry date on her carton – in the news. Huvane isn’t stupid; he knows very well he can’t use the “talented actress” angle, so he reaches for the only “viable” component in Aniston’s life…her hair and allegedly killer body. Puhlease. I mean, for crying out loud…a HAIR BRAID story!? LOL!
‘mediocre Afghan-Greek Hound’? Seriously?
“I told you I wanted your hair braided! That looks like you allowed a 5 yr old to tangle your hair. You need to dump Chris and get a real braid”.. “Fine, I’ll go get it braided but you better be swimmer smooth by the time I get home or I cut up the skinny jeans!”
AH HAHAHAHAHA, so pathetic…
lmao I know right? lmao….what is this??
Eww, that last pic is so vein-y!
Obviously a completely made-up story. I’m actually mad I read this, I want that 80 seconds of my life back.
Why can’t they just stick to the story where Jen would like him to get more tan and plucks his eyebrows neatly? It’s way more believable. Sigh….
ewwwww is that hair at the top of those jeans.
This post is too funny! They’re both ridiculous and “power couple” is not a term reserved for them. I don’t care if soccer moms or plain janes can relate to jennifer, she doesn’t mean a thing to people who love movies.
Maybe if a movie was made about this post it would be more entertaining than anything these two have ever done.
If Justin got that excited over a braid, Jen has bigger issues to worry about.
I went back and read that again the “girl’s braid” thing was kind of creepy. I don’t see any grown woman finding that a motivation at all.
I agree with Kaiser, men need at least a little hair on their chest. I’m so over the metrosexual Ken doll look, which IMO should never have seen the light of day!
Now now, let’s be fair. Some men are naturally hairless on their torsos. Chalk it up to genetics or ethnicity. I don’t mind because I don’t like fishing hair out of my teeth. Plus, I don’t hear anyone rhapsodizing the joys of hairy backs, necks, or asscheeks.
Uh…did I really need to see the top of Justin Theroux’s pubic hair in that last shot? He’s a good match for Aniston – muttons dressed as lambs…trashy lambs, that is.
ITA. Ew. Ew. And again, Eeew. I did not need to see Justin’s pubes. As for hairdressers, I can do “The Jennifer” without paying several hundred dollars for a haircut and blowout. That’s styling?????
She should fire the stylist anyway.
Ew to that too.
LOL she did a braid and he went wild? For braided hair? LOOL
You know what Kaiser; you could post that first pic of JT everyday because it is THE most hilarious pic I have seen in a while. I mean he might as well have ‘jackpot!’ tattooed on his forehead.
When Jen had her hairline lasered back to where a non wookie’s would be she should have had them do a more subtle hairline. The one they gave her makes it look like she is sporting a wig. Blech. She has soooo much money and she still can’t look better than okay. Total butter face.
The picture of Justin smiling looks like it could have been the poster for the 40 year old virgin. Exact same expression as Steve Carell
Why on earth, if a tabloid is going to completely manufacture a story, would they make it so completely silly and pointless?
Oh hell no girl! You should NEVER cheat on your stylist, unless it is actually warranted!
I like the last picture of Justin, and I also find that particular area on a mans body very sexy. Hope he kept the hair, nothing less sexy then a hairless man.
I like the last picture of Justin, and I also find that particular area on a mans body very sexy. Hope he kept the hair, nothing more unattractive then a hairless man.
I can see his vagina.
Right there at the top of his neck.
Not the pubes shot, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Too bad her hairdresser is gay…
He wants her to have more edge? Yeah because he is so edgy with his botoxed face & shaved chest. He is such a wanna be!
Why does it always look like she is wearing so much makeup? Her cheeks always look so overdone. This look does nothing for her.