Has Alec Baldwin impregnated his new wife with a baby rage monster?

These are some new photos of Rage Monster Alec Baldwin and his bride Hilaria Thomas over the past few days. I think the photos of Alec and Hilaria in the Hamptons (the ones where she’s wearing a pale grey dress) are from the weekend, where Alec was some kind of star guest at “Research Without Cruelty, a benefit for the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine.” The other photos are from yesterday at the US Open. So, does Hilaria look pregnant to anyone? I could kind of see it, although at the US Open she really didn’t look any different to me. Still, Page Six claims that there are “rumors” that a baby rage monster is on board:

Could there be even more whining in Alec Baldwin’s life soon? Guests at an Amagansett benefit for the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine on Saturday were buzzing more about Baldwin’s beautiful bride Hilaria Thomas — and what they thought was a new baby bump — than a stirring speech delivered by the “30 Rock” star.

A Hamptons insider who also noticed Thomas wasn’t drinking declared, “She’s not overeating, she’s infanticipating!”

But a friend close to the couple told us Thomas isn’t expecting: “These rumors have gone on so long that if they were true, Hilaria would have had a baby already. They just got married, give them some time.”

Sources also said Thomas passed up alcohol because she had a cold. A rep for the couple had no comment. Meanwhile, Thomas kept extremely active over the weekend: She taught the benefits of yoga to friends of the Child Mind Institute, including Julia Koch, Jennifer Creel, Holly Peterson, Tania Higgins and Lise Evans, at Amanda Taylor’s Yoga Gives in Southampton.

[From Page Six]

Well, a denial from the rage monster’s camp doesn’t really mean anything. They were probably just grateful they only had to deny a pregnancy rumor and not some story about Alec punching some random dude. That being said… I do think Hilaria will get pregnant. Maybe she already is, maybe they’ll wait for a bit. But I think Alec will be a father again, and you know that it will be a chaotic mess of rage and Twitter and paparazzi and violence. I’m already preparing to write a story involving the words, “And then Alec told the baby to go f–k himself.” Poor Hilaria. Well, I would feel bad for her but she seems like she’s really enjoying all of this, so whatever.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Momo says:

    That last photo looks like a low budget magazine spread, complete with Alec giving us his best “blue steel.”.

  2. Bluedog says:

    Haha, “baby rage monster”.

    Yep, she IS enjoying it! She loves the attention.

  3. This Just In says:

    Ew, the last photo where she’s all backed up on his crotch. His crotch of rage. Just gross.

    • Sabrine says:

      One phone call long ago and to this day Alec is portrayed as some kind of rage monster? Weird. From all accounts, he’s a loving and great Dad to his daughter and they are very close. Talk about making mountains out of molehills.

  4. bea says:

    That last foto is completely weird. ITO, it looks like a cheap-soft-core-office-romance photo shoot. Yikes and yuck.

  5. Jackie O says:

    this girl screams douche.

    baby within a year, and a divorce within three.

    and yes, we will get to hear him rage about all of it…once again.

    • Me Too says:

      You took the words right out of my mouth! I just don’t get these guys who hook up with girls 30 years younger, thinking they LOVE them. Yeah right. The only thing I disagree with you about is divorce in 3. I don’t think Hilaria can stand it that long. I say baby in a year and divorce in 2. Followed by a huge settlement, providing Hilaria with a lifetime of security.

  6. bella says:

    I think this woman is just lovely! And Baldwin hasn’t looked this good in years, so she must be a good influence on him. I wish them well thought I know that he’s got some “issues.”

    Oh, and I don’t think she looks pregnant, but who knows?

  7. Thea says:

    Lmao at the second pic where he is texting or maybe playing Words with Friends.

  8. iwannarock says:

    it’s funny how she reminds me on his crazy wife in *it’s complicated*.

  9. Flim says:

    How do you pronounce her name? Is it “hilarious” without the “ous?” Or more like “hee-LAHR-ee-ah?”

  10. hoya_chick says:

    Well done gold digger. Well done. Also, what’s going on with his hair? Looks like a bad piece. Do love him on the 30 rock though.

    • Jess says:

      I was just going to post something about his hair! It looks like a really bad piece? I love Jack on 30 Rock too, but in these pics he doesn’t have the gravitas to pull off Jack. Maybe it’s time to bring in Billy Baldwin as a permanent replacement!

  11. mar says:

    We all know how this is going to end…. when you marry someone who could be your child it’s not going to end well.I’m looking at you too Kelsey.

    • Becky1 says:

      LOL! Very true-marrying someone who could chronologically be your child is almost always a bad idea. The two of them are gross together. She’s a very pretty woman but she always looks so smug-it’s annoying. In terms of Alec, as much as I enjoy him as an actor as a human being he seems like a dick. Oh, well-hope he’s enjoying his young piece of a** now because he’ll be paying later on when she inevitably leaves him. She’ll have a baby first, though-more money for her down the road. Sorry to sound so cynical.

  12. JulieM says:

    They look great together. I agree with bella above. Alex hasn’t looked this good and happy in years.

    • LeslieM says:

      They look great together and I usual hate the may/December relationships. I think they’ll make it.

  13. Mrs. Ari Gold says:

    He is dying his hair lighter and blonder to look younger! How awful. This relationship has disaster written all over it.

  14. TG says:

    Of course he did he didn’t learn anything from his movie with Meryl Streep “It’s Complicated”. I have always adored Alec and still do, but I think he was looking for attention shortly before his wedding, I think it was the weekend of and he had a scuffle with photographers. I think he wanted attention so he could have a lot of press for his wedding but Katie Holmes shut that down with her Great Escape. I didn’t even bother to click on the article as I am sure many others didn’t either.

  15. Paloma says:

    He had to court a young one; their power of reasoning is still pliable as they don’t get he is a perpetual time bomb.

  16. Junegorilla says:

    I think that he got a face lift. So sad that they’re bringing a kid into this folie a deux. She can decide to marry someone with anger issues who verbally abused his exwufe and teenage daughter. But that poor baby doesn’t have a choice. And wasn’t there some scary story about him attempting to lure Kin basinger to the edge of a cliff during their divorce ?

  17. Ravensdaughter says:

    Oh, lighten up. Things could work out for him with the right woman. He has “anger issues”, which he concedes; Kim Basinger was a whole other kettle of fish-much speculation about her problems, which I won’t air here.
    Besides, Hilaria (which is actually the most amusing part of the marriage-her name) was a yoga instructor. Maybe Alec will learn to at least take a few deep breaths before he loses it.

  18. Chicagogurl17 says:

    Is that a wiglet? Plugs? lemon juice? What did he do?

  19. KellyinSeattle says:

    I always thought he was handsome but emotionally stunted…the last pic; looks like his head is pasted on like a paper doll…there was a movie called “Anger Management” – CLEARLY, he wasn’t in it.

  20. the original bellaluna says:

    What is that awful beaver thing on his head?

    The name Hilaria makes me laugh.

    I am now looking forward to the article involving “And then Alec told the baby to go f–k himself.” 😀

  21. Listerino says:

    Best Topic Heading ever. I laughed my head off at the thought of a baby rage monster lol

  22. Lady LaLa says:

    He’s got a bandage on his middle finger, from flipping too many people off, no doubt

  23. Gayle says:

    He is too, too old to be a new dad again at 55.

  24. Lacie says:

    She’s not pregnant, she just isn’t a waify little actress. She’s probably bloated. Can’t a bitch eat a giant smothered burrito? MMM.

  25. irishserra says:

    I saw some photos of them together somewhere on another site (I can’t for the life of me remember which) and my first thought was, “Oh wow, what kind of project is he doing with Nancy McKeon?”

    I feel old.

  26. crtb says:

    I feel sorry for them because I think Alec is truely smitten with her. She has done wonders for him in loosing weight. He looks better than he has everlooked. However, I think she took advantage of a greats situation. She knows to drop a baby ASAP in order to guarantee those checks for 18 years. The body language betwen them is always interesting. She looks like she just not into him and he always looks like he has a hard-on for her. She is always up on him they way tenagers do: Sitting on his lap, Her butt against his crouch, that” Look at Me and my big catch” smug face.

  27. skuddles says:

    No no, he’s impregnated her with a little pig!

    I haven’t read the other comments yet but I bet someone beat me the piggy punch 😀

  28. Yeah I can totally see how this is gonna help us after earth quakes and hurricanes…