Amy Winehouse and Blake shagged in her hospital bed before he went to prison


Blake and Amy in a file photo from early 2007. Credit: Bauergriffin

The other day my twitter friend MK from popbytes said that he was grossed out at the thought of Madonna and A-Rod having sex. I responded that he was to blame for putting that creepy image in my head, which was not unlike Tonya Harding’s athletic wedding night video. Now we can point fingers at The Sun for revealing Blake’s motivation for rushing to the hospital bedside of his wife before being sent back to prison. Blake failed a drug test in rehab and must now serve out the remainder of his sentence behind bars, where he could remain until early 2010. Blake recently admitted to introducing Amy to crack and heroin and said he needed to break it off with her for her own health and well being. He’s not above running back to her for his last chance at sex with a female in the next year, though:

SINGER AMY WINEHOUSE gave junkie hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL a “farewell bonk” in hospital before he returned to jail, pals said last night.
The Sun revealed yesterday that Fielder-Civil, 26, dashed to the ailing star’s bedside on Tuesday night after failing a drug test in rehab.

And last night a source said he persuaded her reluctant inner-circle to give him one hour alone with her on his final night of freedom.

He told Amy, 25, how sexy she looked – and unlike the line from her hit Rehab, she could not say “No, no, no”.

The source added: “It was obvious what went on.”

Fielder-Civil then left the London Clinic and handed himself in to cops in Shoreditch, East London.

He is likely to continue his 27-month sentence for assault and trial-fixing after breaking the terms of his early release.

Amy has been in hospital for ten days after collapsing.

[From The Sun]

Now that my mind has gone there, it’s consoling itself with thoughts that these two were rarely sober enough to do it while they were together. Hopefully Winehouse wasn’t ovulating when she had a last romp with Blake. That thought is even scarier than the deed itself.

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  1. meow mix says:

    eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

  2. Debbie says:

    “How sexy she looked”? LMAO – “Sexy” must have a different meaning in England!

  3. Syko says:

    CB, I want to thank you for ruining lunch. In fact, I may not be able to eat at all today, with that image in my mind, so you have probably helped my diet immensely.

    And the last part – while I was reading it, I thought “Now all we need is for her to be pregnant from it” and I see all great minds think alike because you went there too.

    Hopefully not. Don’t drugs lower sperm count or something? We can hope so.

  4. eww. i just threw up in my mouth.

  5. boomchakaboom says:

    Um, gross.

  6. Minty D says:

    The phrase “bumping uglies” was made for this story…

  7. trollydolly says:

    come on! What else would you expect? They’ve been separated for over 18 months, haven’t had conjugal visits before…and they are still married! Of course they wanted a shag. Drug addled or not they are still entitled to it!
    I can’t believe people would be so intolerant.

  8. Leigh-Ann says:

    Ewww…I wish that I hadn’t read this. I seriously just lost my appetite. Just the thought of these two “doing the nasty” is absolutely repulsive.

  9. Sue D. Nimm says:

    On one hand they are…ahem…”entitled to it”. On the other hand, I know want to find what part of my brain contains memories and somehow tear it out. :?

  10. Kristin says:

    That picture is so skanky and gross.

  11. SolitaryAngel says:

    @ Syko:
    :lol: :lol: Once again, you’ve made my day! :lol: :lol:

  12. NotBlonde says:

    You know how when you disapprove of something and you involuntarily frown?

    I’m still frowning and it’s getting worse by the second. And now I’m furrowing my brow. This story is giving me wrinkles.

    Yuck yuck and a thousand times: EW. I DID NOT need that visual in my brain right now.

  13. rottenkitty says:

    Sweet Jesus. There isn’t enough Comet under my sink to scrub out the idea of these two desiccated zombies making the beast-with-two-backs from my mind.

    It’s difficult to decide which one of them is more repellent. Oh, heck, let’s just call it even…

  14. aleach says:

    i hope the hospital staff burned that bed after that.

  15. gg says:

    My lord, I got ten times worse visuals from reading these comments than the actual article! So thanks for that! :?

  16. Codzilla says:

    aleach: :lol: No kidding. Shit, they might have to take out the whole hospital wing, just as a safeguard.

  17. JaundiceMachine says:

    Why did I click on this link!?!? I knew it would make sick, but I clicked on it anyway . . . good god!

  18. xiaoecho says:

    Actually sex in hospital is on my to do list

    Is that bad?

  19. ? says:

    …I think Amy Winehouse can be sexy, when she’s actually bathed and wearing something nicer than those terrible shorts, gold rope belt, and those filthy ballet slippers.

  20. mojoman says:

    Somebody gag me with a pitchfork..

  21. SixxKitty says:

    How tasteful….