This story is like the perfect storm of douche and douche in paradise. Remember how just a few weeks ago, perfect gross couple Katy Perry and John Mayer reportedly broke up after two mere months of douchery? Then Katy went on a touchy-feely dinner date with Robert “Sparkles” Pattinson in Los Angeles, but of course, nothing ever came of that little rendezvous in the aftermath. Because Katy is a woman who “likes to be courted, strongly,” and you know that Sparkles is all laid back in that regard. Besides, he’s probably still hung up on Kristin Stewart while Katy has had a virtual hard-on for John Mayer for several years.
So even though John allegedly dumped Katy via email, they’re supposedly dating again. The couple was spotted together over the weekend at a music festival, and now they’re seen in these photos leaving a dining establishment together on Tuesday evening. The Mail notes that the two took great pains to walk separately and not hold hands, but they’re obviously together. If I were Katy, I’d be more interested in that bouncer or security dude — he’s kind of hot in a weird way. Here are some details from Us Weekly:
John Mayer may not be “the one that got away” from Katy Perry after all. Despite Mayer breaking it off with the singer in mid- August, the musicians met up September 1 at L.A.’s FYF Fest. “They seemed back together,” a witness tells Hot Stuff. “She kept turning and whispering in his ear and kissing him.” Another concertgoer says Perry, 27, and Mayer, 34, “were all over each other! He was grabbing her from behind.” Still, the duo have emailed and texted about keeping their relationship casual. Says a pal, “She told him she just wants to have fun.”
[From Us Weekly]
So … what’s going on here? Has Katy truly conceded to John’s desire to “keep things casual” (i.e., just have some dinner and sex on occasion), or does she think that she can win him over from his lothario ways in the long run? Because we saw how well that worked with Russell Brand. Girl has a serious pattern of behavior, and John is a serial douche that will never change. Her hair does look decent in these photos though.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News
That security detail is hot. And manly. He’s like a testosterone bomb next to John Mayer.
+1!
+2
“Mayer has a punchable face like always..”
LOVE! I 1000% agree with this statement!
He’s got that John Locke vibe going…
the hot security guy reminds me of Jason Statham in his movies.
Dude is very photogenic, and has piercing eyes ! Maybe he will steal Tom Cruises next job !
the security guy is the hottest thing about those pictures. Katy looks drugged and Mayer has a punchable face like always..
+1
Mayer always looks like he’s going to start drooling at some point. Shut your mouth, doucher.
lol. the security guy looks like Dr.Spock.
+1
Albeit a very very HOT Dr. Spock
I like her sandals. That’s all I’ve got.
I don’t get why women are so attracted to this douche.
Plus one…she always looks stoned to me.
THREESOME!
Are jeggings finally going to die?
They make even someone with a banging body look totally discount-mall-I’m-running-out for-cat-food.
Ugh they match so well, it will never stop being gross…must refrain from clicking on their stories.
PS- That shot of him behind the wheel like that is scary.
Seriously, let’s just be glad she’s not dudded up like a tryhard goth Bratz doll.
I like her shirt.
There that was nice 🙂
If i was doing it with her, i wouldn’t want anyone to know either.
Well, she’s got a nice side piece, too (he’s french and a photographer).. but not ‘high profile’ enough for her.
If it’s true that he broke up with her via email, and she went back for more, then it really shows that this trick has major issues and zero self-respect. They are both gross and deserve each other.
yep…
His recent redeeming quality:
He can’t speak for months due to vocal surgery.
She looks out of it. John Mayer looks like a total (yet stuck-up) dork. The security guy might be old but he’s way more interesting.
“does she think that she can win him over from his lothario ways in the long run? Because we saw how well that worked with Russell Brand. Girl has a serious pattern of behavior, and John is a serial douche that will never change.”
So, you’re saying Katy and Russell’s breakup happened because he couldn’t ditch his “lothario ways”? It seemed to me that it didn’t work out more because of them never seeing each other and Russell wanting a family sooner than Katy. Not because Russell couldn’t give up being a lothario. And I was pretty sure BedHead had said the same thing many times, so I’m confused at this comment here! I don’t think John Mayer is in any way similar to Russell when you look past the surface of their reputations, and usually this site recognizes that, so I’m disappointed to see you saying this.
Hot, hot, hot! If this is the hot guy of the day post I am seriously all over security detail dude!
Katy’s blouse is cute.
I suffer from throat problems. Years of singing Opera. How many surgeries is John Mayer going to go through? The man barely can sing. Placido Domingo can sing. John Mayer warbles. How is he damaging his throat? I know the answer. He’s a douchebag that has nothing to write about since he used up all his musical subjects doing an interview with Playboy. I don’t know why he just doesn’t say he has songwriter’s block.
Wow. Never seen a pic in which she’s looked *this* wasted. Her Drunky-Face could compete with Kate Moss at her most embarrassing moments. Maybe she spent dinner trying to drown the voice of a last, minuscule shred of dignity.
But what does it take to wed a ‘recovering’ sex addict, knowing you’re going to spend most of the 1st year apart? –An ego so massive it drowns all common sense? An intellect matching that of a rock? Or some combination of the two? Both Brand & Mayer do seem to prefer women in the not-too-cerebral category (to put it more gently)…