Dina Lohan was completely wasted for her Dr. Phil interview. Seriously.

Dina Lohan, also known as “Steve Honig,” is going to have a (prerecorded) sit-down interview with Dr. Phil airing next Monday. I’m not a Dr. Phil fan or anything – I don’t think I’ve ever sat down and watched more than a few minutes of his solo show, but I do remember his general vibe from his old appearances on Oprah. Dr. Phil has the same problem as Dr. Drew I think – they’re exploitative celebrity “doctors” who feel the need to “diagnose” people with limited access, and at the end of the day, it’s a matter of trust. I don’t trust Dr. Drew. I don’t trust Dr. Phil. I don’t trust that they have anyone’s best interests at heart, I don’t trust that they’ve adequately assessed the situation, and I don’t trust their “diagnoses”.

Now, that being said, I will watch the crap out of Dr. Phil’s interview with Dina. Because we all “diagnose” the Lohan family. We know more about Lindsay Lohan and her narcissistic, delusional, tequila-and-blow issues better than the California court system, better than the LAPD, better than Lindsay’s coterie of crack enablers. And while I feel very strongly about Lindsay being responsible for her own bulls—t at this point, I can’t ignore the fact that Lindsay is a rotten apple that fell from one drunk-ass, vagina-kicking tree. Michael Lohan’s issues are obvious – he’s a violent abuser, a liar, and a horrible person. But what about Mother Crackhead? Enjoy the funniest 60 seconds you’ll have all day.

I want to marry this commercial and have its drunk, delusional babies. I love the cutaways to Dr. Phil, who seems to be looking at Dina with a constant expression of “This bitch is CRAY.” And how much do you love that Dr. Phil had the list, the timeline of Lindsay’s crimes and court cases pre-prepared on the flatscreen? Epic. OK, I’m going to re-watch it again.

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  1. stinky says:


  2. DEB says:

    Useless, lying, air-headed twat. Lindsay Lohan fell out of that vagina. How proud she must be.

  3. KellyinSeattle says:

    Wow, nepotism at it’s worst. Maybe they can get a gig as a wrestling tag team and go at it w/ Octomom….porn is the next step for them, probably together. They are fill dirt.

    • Trek Girl says:

      What part of this article or story involves nepotism?

      • Duchess says:

        Maybe they mean narcissism? I don’t know…

      • Jilliterate says:

        Everything about Dina Lohan involves nepotism. You wouldn’t know her name otherwise. She’s a woman whose been invited to banquets, is followed in the tabloids, and apparently can snag an appearance on a popular national television show. Not because she was born with an amazing talent, or because she’s worked hard to develop a skill, or because of her intelligence, or her work to help others. She is there only because she’s hitched her wagon to her daughter’s fame. I feel like our society has enough of a problem where its selective about its meritocracy, singing praises to artists like musicians and actors while so many more go ignored, but at least in those cases, the people being worshipped are still (arguably) talented. Dina Lohan has never expressed any sort of remarkable talent, and furthermore, has refused to simply try and work hard like the rest of us who also aren’t particularly gifted. Based on what I know of this woman now, I wouldn’t be surprised if she deliberately pushed her own child into show business as a deliberate attempt to save herself from a life of work. What does this have to do with nepotism? I’m surprised you had to ask.

      • Trek Girl says:

        @Jilliterate: I wasn’t being snarky with my question; it was genuine. KellyinSeattle’s “nepotism” comment was not clear to me.

        Considering the fact that Lindsay’s career started when she was 3 and nepotism is defined as “The practice of those with power or influence of favoring relatives or friends, esp. by giving them jobs”, ‘nepotism’ isn’t the right word for what you’re talking about. Exploitation, which is defined as “Use or utilization, esp. for profit” and “selfish utilization”, is more appropriate for this situation.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Nope. Even fill dirt serves a purpose. The Blohans are a waste of human skin.

  4. Veronica says:

    The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. But seriously, Dr. Phil prob gets them drunk before so the interview is more salacious.

    • Canda says:

      I was gonna say the same thing… Dina after a fifth of gin is much more amusing and (accidentally) candid than sober-ish Dina. Can’t wait for it!

    • KC says:

      Dina is a mess, but like you said: they probably have a full wet bar in the green room and they probably locked her in there for an hour just to be safe.

      • cashmere bouquet says:

        Nah…don’t believe for a second Dr. Phil would provide liquor. Dina would go all National Enquirer on him and tell the world. Can’t wait to see this show!

    • Allie May says:

      He probably does get them drunk. And “What the Hell does that mean?” is a great example of the posturing he likes to engage in. He loves to come across as an intelligent, southern gentleman, but don’t let that sly act fool you. Using a curse word with any woman is meant to inform them that they are trash. He is no better than the woman he just insulted.

      • Mrs. Ari Gold says:

        @Allie May
        Awesome – I so agree with you about Dr. Phil.

      • Djinn says:

        Exactly. What kind of shrink behaves the way he does? What kind of shrink displays people’s problem on national television? He is appalling. The Lohans are a car wreck but the good Dr turned his back on all professional ethics. He repulses me more than the entire cracken clan.

  5. dorothy says:

    Well, we know where Lindsay gets it from. An absolute nightmare of a parent, obviously drunk or on meds, delusional, a danger to herself and others around her. What a mess.

    • RocketMerry says:

      Yep. There were rumours, before Lilo became such a laughable mess, that her own mother was “partying hard” with her and supplying her with drugs since a very young age; other even more disgusting rumours say Dina filmed Lindsay havig sex with powerful people whilst still underage. And on and on.

      Lilo is Lilo for a reason! I mean, after a point, and with all the opportunities she’s been given, Linds gets full blame for her f+ck ups, but still, that horrifying excuse for a mother has to account for something.

      • Rll says:

        And supposedly the sx tapes are the leverage keeping her out of jail

      • deehunny says:

        @Rll– what? I didn’t know about any sex tapes or how that would keep her out of jail. Can you elaborate?

      • Rll says:

        Well, its purely speculation, but there have been rumours that DL taped LL with someone to use as blackmail. Someone powerful clearly, how else is she not in jail? And there was that blind reveal about Crackie Snr bragging about how good mem found Crackie Jnr in bed…

      • Camille (TheOriginal) says:

        RocketMerry and Dorothy: I agree. No wonder LiLo grew up to be such a f***up. Yikes.

      • TG says:

        So if the sex tapes rumor is true does that mean she filmed this to use as blackmail for better jobs in the future? Maybe to obtain that Oscar they keep harping on about? That explains why both of them have been so bold in mentioning the Oscar she will win one day. Because, surely Dina didn’t plan on her daugher stealing, kidnapping and doing other things to get in jail. This would make sense also because the recent jewel thefts in the home of that rich guy didn’t the Cracken bring her underage brother to use against anyone calling the cops on her? Wow, these two are slick little creatures. They are like bedbugs it is nearly impossible to get rid of them.

  6. Dorothy#1 says:


  7. some bitch says:

    Dina’s voice reminds me of Tan Mom!

    • Sassy says:

      I agree! Watched Tan Mom on Anderson the other day. She sounded exactly the same as Dina Lohan. Her exaggerated movements were the same. The gravely booze voice the same. Tragic and shocking!

  8. cutelittlehappything says:

    One of the rare occasions where I wish I had cable.

  9. daisydoodle says:

    got to DVR that sucker!

  10. Hautie says:

    Did he pay her for that interview?

    Because I find it hard to believe that Dina would do it without a pay check.

    And getting high before sitting down with that pinhead McGraw. Will not end well for her. But it will make one heck of an interview.

  11. Relli says:

    “I don’t trust Dr. Drew. I don’t trust Dr. Phil. I don’t trust that they have anyone’s best interests at heart, I don’t trust that they’ve adequately assessed the situation, and I don’t trust their “diagnoses”.

    Seriously Kaiser if it were possible to jump through a computer screen and high five you i totally would. I have been saying the same thing for years!

    • JD says:

      An acquaintance of mine said it best years ago.

      “He profits off of other people’s problems, all while looking sleek as a fat rat on trash day.”

    • MW says:

      Gee stinky, I usually agree with your posts, but as far as Dr. Drew – I am not crazy about him, either. I just can’t watch him for long. Something about how he get “tears in his eyes”, for example, about certain situations. That type of remark. I just feel he may be a little too sheltered perhaps for the real world. That would make me not trust him, or take his advice seriously. I just think Dr. Phil is a bully. JMHO.

      • rumbleseat says:

        The only thing you need to know about Disingenuous Drew Pinsky is that his mommy is an actress and his daddy is a doctor. He’s a hybrid. There you go.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Dr. Drew is an ass. He doesn’t call the Teen Moms (and Dads) on the carpet for their bullshit, and his Celebrity Rehab wound up cancelled after HOW MANY of his “graduates” from the program OD’d? (hint: A LOT.)

      • ZenB!tch says:

        I admit it, I thought this was hilarious but that does not mean I am #teamPhil. My opinion of that ass is below. However, this is about Dr. Drew who has been an LA institution and famewhore for decades. The only positive thing I have to say about Dr. Drew is that he doesn’t exploit non-celebs but I do wonder if Jeff Conaway would be alive today without Dr. Drew.

        I have a soft spot for Mr. Conaway because he stayed with me when my teenage clunker died on Laurel Cyn many, many years ago.

      • Beatriz says:

        This is a reply to the Original Bellalunas’ post: Is it really his fault though that a lot of them OD’ed? Don’t get me wrong, I think Dr. Drew is gross, he basically exploits people who are suffering from addiction and doesn’t give a flying F for them really. But he is not in charge or responsible for someone elses addiction and the reality is, most addicts relapse. That being said, I’m really glad they cancelled celebrity rehab, I can’t believe Bob Forrest would be a part of such a show.

      • redd says:

        Let’s not forget when Dr. Drew had Courtney Stodden on in an effort to determine if she had breast implants. The ultrasound tech declared there was something definitely there, Courtney’s lips went into seizure and lo and behold, the good doctor then went against his hired professional and let Ms. Stodden and her quivering lips off the hook. That did it for me, Dr. Drew is just a waste.

    • rumbleseat says:

      Thank you. This guy is a straight-up piece of street trash who uses the fact that he has a college degree (must be fancy where he comes from because he never lets anyone forget it) to justify whatever degradation he feels like heaping upon his guests. I stopped giving Winfrey the benefit of the doubt when she went on his show to prove that they were still friends after the Britney debacle.

    • erika says:


      I’m in love with you. I have never felt this way about a celebrity gossip blogger before in my life.

      Ever since you introduced me to this EPIC FAIL video of a toasted/fried ms. dina lohan tossing her $2 buck chuck chardonnay brains back n forth, i realized i must ask you this…

      MARRY ME KAISER! I LOVE YOU! HAVE MY BABIES! Take all my money! give my heart to a chimpanzee!!!

      Come Monday, Life will be SO GOOD again!!!!!!!

      I CAN”T WAIT!!!!

  12. Jess says:

    I watch it a gain with glee as well! It’s about time she had her crack delusions thrown back in her face!

    • Hillshmill says:

      I’m a Dr. Drew fan too although I understand the criticisms toward him. Especially when he “diagnoses” people that he isn’t medically involved with. But, when you give a man like that a talk show, that’s what people are going to ask him to do.

  13. Andy says:

    These two almost make Margaret and Carrie White look normal.

  14. Kloops says:

    She’s an absolute mess and I loathe all things Lohan, but this still smacks of Dr. Phil being exploitative. I agree, I wouldn’t be surprised if booze was ready and waiting in her dressing room. Dr. Phil and Dina are two sides of the same, trashy, coin.

    • cat says:

      I agree. I read his book, or tried to, and he’s just too smug and mean-spirited at the end of the day — that is how it came off to me. Somehow, Oprah liked him and gave him a ‘platform.’ (I do think, the few times I’ve seen him, that Dr. Drew comes off as more genuine.)

      • Marie Antoinette Jr. says:

        Oprah liked Phil because she thinks he won a court case for her. He was a jury consultant for her defense against the Cattle industry when they sued her for disparaging beef on her show.
        He’s a very shrewd dude. The “Dr.” act is just another avenue for him to make money exploiting people going through a rough time.
        He also used to own a chain of gyms–with all the ruthless hard sell that goes on in those places–can’t you just imagine how he bullied people into signing up? The guy’s a charlatan.

    • Roma says:

      Even if there was a stocked mini-bar in the green room, no grown woman should get bombed before doing a taped interview. That was her choice.

    • Cornchips says:

      I think it’s really awful to mock someone who has a substance abuse problem. I think a lot of people don’t understand that it stems from an inability to cope with life and it is not as simple as “they are just a bad person”. Addicts need help and compassion (NOT to be confused with enabling) . What effect do you think this interview will have on Dina’s addictions?… It will obviously make it worse. She just got humiliated in front of the entire world. When she gets home, she’ll be straight into the alcohol/drugs/whatever she’s on.

      Dr Phil would have been able to tell that she was drunk before they started filming and he chose to proceed anyway. Disgusting.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      Didn’t Dr. Phil sneak into Britney’s hospital room at Cedar’s and try to exploit her? I thought that is why she was moved to UCLA where they are more patient-centric vs. celeb-centric.

      Seriously, as someone who has much milder issues that are of the same kind as Britney’s I made it a point to have my mom send me to UCLA vs. Cedars if I ever go off the deep-end. I may not be a celeb but unlike Dr. Drew, Dr. Phil probably trolls the halls for non-celebs , too. They are the bulk of his guests from what little I have seen.

      I can’t stand Dr. Phil. I trust him less than I do Dina. That said, she looks horrible what is with the bad self-tanner on her legs. She can afford to have a tech spray her with self-tanner.

  15. logan says:

    Hey Dina, Miz June from Honey Boo Boo is right on your a**.

  16. Cali says:

    Ever since the crazy Lindsay stuff started years ago, I just want to fly out there and mother her and guide her in the right direction. she is a wreck and NOBODY surrounding her has done a thing to help. They all enable her. I used to think she could turn it around, but I’ve since given up that line of thinking. It makes me sad because she DID have a lot of promise as a talented actress and singer when she was starting out. It’s funny, but heartbreaking at the same time.

    • JD says:

      This, x 1000.

    • TG says:

      @cali – you are so right. It is sad to see this happening even though she is responsble for her own actions at the end of the day. But, look at what happened to Michael Jackson, he had a doctor willing to give him anesthesia to sleep. WTF? I mean I never in a million years would have thought people did that. You only go under when you absolutely have to, but to use that as a sleeping aid is shocking. So, yes as long as there is a dollar to squeeze out of that tangerine cracken somebody will be there. Too bad it is her mom.

    • Cliquot says:


    • ZenB!tch says:

      Exactly. She is 26 years old now and responsible for her actions now but 10 years ago she was not and she was raised by this orange monstrosity. She didn’t have a chance. Look at what she is doing to Ali. The poor girl is starved and her face is ruined. Ironically, Ali looked a lot like Dina. She’s shoving her self hatred on her child.

      • TG says:

        Hollywood is exploiting New Jersey giving it a bad name. Every NJ person on TV is orange and tacky as he** but any person I have ever met in real life from NJ has been intelligent and nice. No tacky clothes, bizarre accent or orange to be seen.

        I think that is why we all really would like to see LiLo get help and go away somewhere for a few years and ditch her mom but for whatever reason she won’t and she seems to deliberately court trouble. I thought a bunch of celebs tried to help her but she wouldn’t listen. How did CPS not get involved earlier in these girls lives? So sad. Somebody quoted an actress from an earlier period but I can’t find the quote. I thought it was on the post but, it was about how that woman childishly clung to the fame she once had and couldn’t see or accept that she was no longer wanted. This appears to be the case here.

  17. Samantha says:

    “A rotten apple that fell from one drunk-ass, vagina-kicking tree” might be the best thing ever written on Celebitchy.

    • Izzy says:

      I was going with “I want to marry this commercial and have its drunk, delusional babies” FTW, but it’s so hard to pick just one funny, isn’t it?

      I LOVE this place!!

      • OriginalTiffany says:

        I’m going with both. Blohan posts NEVER disappoint, from the article to the comments, it is all pure GOLD!

        And cracktinis.

  18. Sunnyinseattle says:

    I have never watched Dr. Phil, didn’t watch O either, have never seen him at all, that said Thank you so much for the heads up because I so will be watching Monday! That clip was epic! Yay for Dr. Phil! 😉

    • OriginalTiffany says:

      Someone has got to put this on youtube. That clip made my whole day.
      Delusion is hereditary? Who knew?

      Caracktinis for everyone! Cracktini party on Monday!

      • Izzy says:

        I’ll bring the chips and dip!!! Seriously, that was such a hoot! Not just the clip, but Kaiser’s awesome post.

        @Kaiser – THANK YOU for that laugh! Awesome!

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Aw man I wanna see! I can’t wait to get home to watch it. I need to pick up the cracktini mixer on the way home from work 😀

  19. someone says:


  20. Isadora says:

    I’ve avoided watching anything with Dina on it for YEARS now (easier when you live in Australia). Sick curiosity got the better of me though with this one. It just makes me sad for Blohan though. It’s harder to joke about the crack dramas when you are reminded where she comes from and the learnt behaviours and damage that accompany that.

  21. Lindy says:

    It is time–past time–to put the Lohans in a space capsule, stock it with enough booze to last a year or so, and shoot it so far into outer space that it never falls back to earth.

    I’m not usually quite so vicious or harsh, but these people are–I don’t even know. I can’t think of a word.

  22. Krock says:

    Wow she is blasted out of her balls! :O I wish I could be a fly on the wall when she watches the entire episode. WOW. Just wow.

  23. littlestar says:

    I will admit that I enjoy Dr. Phil’s show. Whether he’s actually able to correctly diagnose his guests, I do like how he tells them the harsh truth and doesn’t pussy foot around things.

    I’m so PVRing this episode! Dr. Phil will call Dina out on her sh*t!!!

  24. Nudgie says:

    Just awful. It would be sad if it wasn’t all self-induced.

    It makes me so pissed that I have to skip (not read) over HALF of what’s posted on web sites just because it’s about lowlifes like the Lohans, Kardashians et al.

  25. NerdMomma says:

    This is so wrong and trashy of Dr. Phil. Of course Dina and Michael are wrong and trashy, but he should be ashamed of giving them a public forum like this. I guess he is a famewhore as well.

  26. littlemissnaughty says:

    Why do I always think it cannot get worse with these people? I should know by now.

    ‘scuse me, I’m going to call my parents and thank them for the relatively normal and crack-free upbringing I had.

  27. brin says:

    Dina and Lindsay are real versions of Mama Rose and Gypsy Rose…on crack, of course.

  28. sitting quietly says:

    i feel so bad for that whole family. esp the lindsey and her sister. for whatever reason they can’t find their way out of addiction. so sad.

  29. ladybert62 says:

    I am at work so I could not listen to that clip of the interview, but I wish I could have. Just watching it was fun by itself. Her mannerisms (and those fake eyelashes – god awful!) and his faces! Very funny!

    Crackie still gets no sympathy from me even with this crack-head drunk mother.

  30. Bess says:

    It’s frightening whenever Michael Lohan looks like the reasonable one.

    I am all for Dr. Phil calling out Dina for her lies, enabling, etc., but I hope he also takes Michael out to the woodshed.

    Both Michael & Dina have been exploiting LL since childhood. They should both be called out for their abysmal failure as parents to their first born.

  31. Tara says:

    Oh Jesus… Okay, I know Lindsay is a completely and utterly belligerent fool, but can you imagine your mother going on national TV -plastered- to talk about you?
    That’s beyond shame right there.

  32. Ming says:

    In Hollywood, even the greatest bastards ship will only sink, when they are dead, as such self-destructive abusers still can make deals.

  33. Jayna says:

    Wow. I have to say I have seen Dina on tons of entertainment shows spouting her delusional crap about poor victim Lindsay and how she is doing great and I have never seen Dina even remotely high. This is just wow. What a sad hot mess.

  34. EmmaStoneWannabe says:

    OMG! Funniest clip I have ever seen. Ever!!! Cannot wait.
    Woah woah..who is letting this woman hold a baby??

  35. ramie says:

    This looks hilarious! “Look at you in your little tie…and your little shoes.” What a mess!!

    • OriginalTiffany says:

      Can you IMAGINE the conversation Dr. Phil had with his family that night? They must have been dying over the dinner table.

      Micael Lohan is the sane one. Oh my. Where IS that rocket ship with the booze and crack? I think you finally came up with the lure that will really get rid of the whole clan.

      Its like one of those roach motels where they are drawn in by the bait then get stuck. Who has a rocket ship with booze and crack?

    • drawbackwards says:

      Classic. Wish she said little penis too. I’m sure Phil will go soft on her, just like he did with Casey Anthony’s mother. Otherwise, those two would never have agreed to interviews. The preview is probably the “hardest” Phil will go. I would LOVE to hear him say exactly what everyone else is thinking, and demand a psych evaluation.
      Dina and Lindsay are prime examples of the psych concept ‘enmeshment’. She just giggles and bats those $2.99 eyelashes because she’s sooooooo cute! And she was a Rockett, you know? Oh wait…
      Giggling and whippin that weave around and the incessant “the media is cruel and lies” gets her out of serious, accusatory conversations. Just like LL. Let’s see if she talks about Lindsay as a “child” like usual. “She’s just a little girl who has made mistakes…” Donata (yes, real name) is the trashier Kris Jenner. I just Wiki’ed her… apparently she had walk-on roles in Lindsay’s first 3 movies. She makes me sick.

    • gg says:

      Boy Dina is the poster child for arrested development. She acts and speaks like a 15-year-old. Actually I know lots of high school kids that age that have a hell of a lot more integrity and presentation.

  36. Granger says:

    That clip was bad enough — I can’t imagine sitting through the whole “interview.” Lindsay’s goose is cooked. The one we should all be worried about now is her little sister.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Ali has been MIA for awhile now (rehab – according to the blinds – aka “modeling in Korea”). I think the one we should really be worried about is Cody.

      Blohan has been grooming him to follow in her fame-whoring/partying footsteps, as she did with Ali, as WO did with LiBlo. (Cody was at that party where the homeowner’s stuff went “missing” and then he refused to pursue the matter.)

  37. neelyo says:

    Do you think she received any monetary compensation for the interview or just the complimentary vodka and blow?

    • The Other Katherine says:

      It’s Dina Lohan. She would have done this interview for a handful of those little vodka bottles you get on an airplane, plus the promise of free publicity.

      Also, I think that picture at the top of the story may have redefined what Michael K. means when he talks about “doing the ‘ho stroll.”

  38. That girl says:

    Wow. That could be one of the saddest things I’ve seen. That woman is somebody’s mother.

  39. LeeLoo says:

    In the words of Neil Patrick Harris: “This is going to be….wait for it…EPIC!”

    Although I think Dr. Phil will find it difficult to talk to a delusional bag of cocaine and booze that is known as Dina Lohan. There may be times it is difficult to watch Dr. Phil talk logic and reason into her.

  40. ViloDeMenus says:

    We know now that because Dina got national exposure,good or bad, that Michael Lohan will be forced to get attention because he can’t bear to be left out of anything, so I expect that Kate Major is in for another beat down preggo or not.

    The whole family is just so abnormal, on another note I had no idea Dr Phil was still on and Drew seems to be famous for exploiting his very ill patients for money and attention and many of those he’s exploited have lost their lives and the living patients are not doing very well. So I have to ask why was he given a TV show, which is really awful to begin with, he wasn’t good at his core job in the first place.

  41. bea says:

    G-zus! Lindsey does not stand a chance.

  42. Katie Too says:

    Dislike Dr. Phil because I tend to believe the board issues in Texas re sexual harassment. However, no way in hell will i miss this.

  43. Chipmunk says:

    What a sorry excuse for a mother. She’s a train wreck. While I have zero sympathy for Lindsey as she is an adult and should be responsible for her own actions, can you imagine living with those two as parents? That woman should have never been allowed to have children. She has two others besides Lindsey??? Oh those poor kids. They should be taken away from her, and she should learn what being a parent is all about. Thank God I was blessed with the best two parents who had and always have my best interests in their hearts. This is just too sad.

    • Canda says:

      She has THREE others besides Lindsay. Even worse.

    • TG says:

      I remember watching the Ally show once and she was talking about how she wanted to be a celebrity. There was no mention of her wanting to be a great actess/model/business woman, etc. Only a celebrity. That tells you a lot about the family.

  44. Lem says:

    “If she were living in NY 5 of those would be obsolete..”
    Eh? They must be the hit& run, stolen car, vehicular kidnapping, driving under the influence & driving w/o a license

    Jeez, Mother Crackhead is so right! It’s obviously California’s fault for allowing cars. If LL didn’t live someplace she had to drive, she’d have barely any record at all! Just -you know- the taking coke into the cops house, the stalking and maybe a little prostitution charge. New York laws are better suited to a Liehan. Obviously

    • ladybert62 says:

      Hi Lem – loved your post – especially the line that it was california’s fault for allowing cars!!! Very funny!!!

    • melangie says:

      I think Dina meant (if I may try to translate) “nonexistent.” instead of “obsolete”. The definition of obsolete is “no longer produced or used; out of date”. As in the incidents wouldn’t have happened had Linds been in New York. Cos Dina would have been supervising her more closely?? Look at me- I’m fluent in crackhead! Who knew?

  45. moxylady007 says:

    Wait for the crack victim response to the video. “I wasnt drunk! He set me up! He edited it strangely! He gave me a bottle of gin! Its not my fault! Lindsey is going to win an oscar!”

  46. butch says:

    from this promo clip it looks like Lohan was totally unprepared for the interview. She doesn’t sound drunk, but proly medicated. I can’t believe Lohan was dumb enough to think “Dr” a-hole’s show was the venue to set a record straight – did she actually believe talking about her daughters come-back , and the good work she’s doing to correct herself was on the agenda? Christ no! That shit don’t get ratings!

    I also believe the daughter has known the result of this interview for weeks and she’s having anxiety issues (health probs, not showing up for work etc.). Her persona is in shreds and if they (the Lohans) keep talking, trying to make it better for her, the damage will be perm.

    I’m not supporting anything here, but I think people need to read another perspective rather than just dismiss the interview as a famewhore mother doing was it takes to keep her damaged daughter working.

  47. Jennika says:

    I really like Lindsay’s dress in the top picture……… haha I remember last year we were laughing at her cray cray shenanigans at fashion week

  48. cookie says:

    OMG It’s like Christmas in September (Dina on Dr Phil, Wasted)!

  49. A-rod says:

    Holy shit! She is Blitzed out of her mind! Sad to say the pictures with this post are from “the good old days”, before things got “bad”!

  50. Rux says:

    OMG, her and LiLo behave the same exact way not wonder Lindsay is a total cray-cray. That 30 seconds was all I needed to explain everything that is wrong with Lindsay.

  51. choppersann says:

    This is my favorite CB post of the week!!! Damn my job to hell for employing me during Dr. Phil! Plz! CB give us the highlights after it airs!!

  52. mar says:

    HOLY CRAP!!!! This is PURE GOLD!!!!!!

  53. pinchofsalt says:

    ‘Little tie and little shoes’. When is this airing?! Have to watch it!!!

  54. Shitler says:

    Girl never stood a chance

  55. Anna says:

    omg, I actually feel sorry for Dina. What an embarrassing disgusting episode. YOu are so right. Dr. Phil and his ilk are exploitive vultures, making money on bringing people down.

    • Krill says:

      Who forced her to be on his show?

    • mary jane says:

      Many families are in crises. I have found that the Dr. Phil shows help people learn to negotiate rather than emotionally isolate each other.

      He does a very good job at helping families see through to the solutions.

      And the show always provides continued therapy after for those who need it.

      Yes, it is a form of entertainment but for many who are struggling it defines healthy family dynamics.

      I know he makes a lot of money out of it but so what? People are dying to get on there.

    • rumbleseat says:

      Of course you are right, Anna. Anyone who believes this guy has the right to degrade and humiliate people in crisis under the auspices of being a licensed professional is an idiot.

      • Krill says:

        Again, who forced her to be on this show? And to be intoxicated whilst on it?

      • rumbleseat says:

        Again, what respectable individual would believe that it is ethically and/or professionally acceptable to publicly exploit and humiliate a woman in crisis for your next paycheck?

        It’s remarkably obvious why neither you nor Phillip McGraw are licensed to provide rehabilitation to those in need.

        Also, Youtube the Bumfights episode where McGraw *airs* the pre-taped segment hyping the show’s interview with BF’s creator before telling him to leave in a huff of righteous indignation. His reason? Phil simply can’t tolerate the exploitation of the homeless, he’s just above promoting that sort of thing! What a difference a few years makes.

  56. Cliquot says:

    Why is Dina holding on to a blow-up doll? Oh wait, it’s Lindsay.

    Yikes. I think she had a big ol’ handful of Xanax before chatting up Dr Phil.

  57. mln76 says:

    OK i must confess sometimes I watch Dr Phil he’s kind of a know it all jerk but he’s a bit better than Dr Drew who in my opinion should loose his license a dozen times over. Dr Phil is all right as long as he keeps his shows in the tabloidy Springer-lite vein.
    Im watching the shizz out of this.

  58. PinkG says:

    Wow, I just watched this without sound. She really is f’ed up.

  59. Masque says:

    When I saw that last photo all I could think was “Rode Hard, meet Put Up Wet”.

    Those women are just the slaggiest looking things I’ve seen in a long time.

  60. lizzi says:

    This sounds like when they interview one of the alcoholics on Intervention… aka the slurring and denials

  61. Happymom says:

    I was fully prepared to come on here and hate on Dina-I’ve often said she is the lowest of the low. But honestly-that is one of the most pathetic things I’ve seen on tv. She is a drunken, sloppy, loser mess. If any of their 4 kids make it into an emotionally healthy, productive adulthood, it will be a miracle.

  62. Cliquot says:

    All jokes aside…while it may be true that Dr Phil’s being exploitative, this situation needs exploitation. It’s going to take no less to make it clear that Linds needs REAL help, and step one is detaching her from this harpy.

  63. soapfish says:

    Wow. WOW. Why on earth would she agree to this? Yes, fame-seeking, blah blah. But still – WOW. It really shows you where her head is at, that Dina would actually step into / create this situation for herself. Yikes.

  64. Susie Q says:

    Can someone please tell me what is meant about the Steve Honig reference? Anyone, Bueller, anyone?

    • hazeldazel says:

      Steve Honig is LiLo’s publicist who is always saying “no, that was just a misunderstanding… everything’s great!” We joke that WTF would work for the Lohans, it’s gotta be Dina under a pseudonym.

  65. Suzy says:

    I think that video speaks volumes as to why LiLo is as messed up as she is. Her mother is NUTS!

  66. Jordi says:

    At 0:13, responding to Dr. Phil claiming that she’s the Worst Mother in America, she says: “That’s so mean”, but it sounds like: “That’s so me!”

  67. Hunter says:

    Steve Honig is Lindsay’s publicist and often issues denials on her behalf.

  68. logan says:

    what ever happened to Ali? Was she sold into bondage for 5 pieces of silver or did she finally escape this ugly mess? Hope it was the latter.

    • Bread and Circuses says:

      Last I heard, she had gone to Asia to get some experience modelling.

      I hope she makes sane, restrained friends there, meets their families, and learns what normal looks like. She might have a fighting chance.

      • Happymom says:

        There was a blind item recently that sounded like she was actually off in rehab-not “modeling”. Sigh.

  69. Alana Fajina says:

    I think I would throw myself off a literal bridge if I was the spawn of Dina Lohan.

  70. Phil says:

    Lol at the people saying dr Phil is mean spirited. Um, that’s what crazy people need. They need a freaking wake up call, and sometimes it hurts. I’m not a hueg fan of dr Phil, but I do respect him a little…just a little lol

  71. Byte Me says:

    Menapause is not being kind to this woman..

  72. skuddles says:

    Oh yeah, Dina looks VERY trashed in the Dr Phil interview.

  73. G says:

    Uh, get help ladies.

    I don’t feel sorry for either of them. They have both had advantages that other people can only dream of.

  74. carol says:

    Yup. Lotta people out there w/ a lotta problems.

  75. LucyOriginal says:

    This is so…sad! 🙁

    It makes me wonder about the other Lohan kids. Who’s raising them?

    • LucyOriginal says:

      and worry*

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Here’s the chain: WO left Linds to raise herself in H-Wood as a teen; Linds spent a lot of time being raised by (aka “partying with”) celebutants and Wilmer V; Ali went to H-Wood to help raise Linds, and then Ali stayed so Linds could help raise HER; Cody was recently in attendance (with Linds) at the party where the rich guy’s stuff went missing, so apparently Linds is now raising him.

        Confused? 😉

      • LucyOriginal says:

        Bellaluna: I am confused and sad. I wish at least two of the Lohan kids would get out of this crazy vicious cycle.

  76. Jamie says:

    Pale people with freckles gross me out = LOHANS

    • Peanut says:

      Wtf. Brutal comment. “pale people with freckles gross me out”?! It’s basically an ethnic background you just declared “gross”. Try to dial down your idiocy.

    • Hakura says:

      *is pale with freckles* Uh, excuse me? Just because someone is fair with freckles doesn’t mean they’re all rough looking like the Lohans. That statement is like standing up & saying “Black skin grosses me out”. Same difference. = Idiot.

  77. Julianthe says:

    Dr. Phil cannot offer a legitimate diagnosis because he isn’t a licensed, practicing psychologist. He’s just offering them a pseudo-estimation of their behavior based upon 20 years experience as a licensed psychologist (he lost the license years ago). In the case of Dina, like mother, like daughter. They’re both extremely messed up individuals. Personally, I think Lindsay has Borderline Personality Disorder; a pseudo-estimation as well 😛

  78. SolitaryAngel says:

    OMG. I was prepared to laugh my ass off before I saw the clip but I didn’t. I’m just stunned. I fully expect Dina to sue “Dr” Phil after the show for making her look bad and/or whatever else she can think of when the backlash starts (she doesn’t realize it has never stopped). I know that LiLo is old enough to take responsibility for herself, but seriously, she never had a chance. If no one has a rocket, can we start a fund to build one? I’d contribute!! Wow. Just…WOW.

  79. Quinn says:

    Dina still manages to look younger than her daughter. And, Dina doesn’t look that good for her OWN age.

  80. rumbleseat says:

    So over the course of his “career” Sexual Predator McGraw has:

    1. Been put on probation and monitored for a term of one year by the licensing board after being found guilty of sexually inappropriate and otherwise inappropriate behavior toward a TEENAGE GIRL WHO WAS HIS PATIENT,

    2. Invited himself and a camera crew to a Britney Spears interview while she was supposed to be recuperating in a mental hospital, resulting in licensed professionals filing numerous complaints aginst him and the institution in California state,

    3. Sent a representative to bail a teen cheerleader who participated in a gang beating to try to get her to come on the show even though a gag order had been issued before she was jailed,

    4. Had mother of presumed rape and murder victim Natalie Holloway on the show to present her with a DOCTORED, FAKE tape of two men in which they APPEAR to admit having gangbanged and then murdered Natalie. The men were cleared by police years before, and are currently in the process of suing McGraw.

    So obviously Predator McGraw has an extreme level of respect and concern for the welfare of white women, particularly from the South. How the fuck is this guy still on the air and how the fuck does Oprah Winfrey still associate with him?

  81. Jilly Bean says:

    Thats just so sad… Poor Lindsay – how could you have a chance in life with that woman as your role model

  82. the original bellaluna says:

    I’ve never, EVER watched Dr. Phil, but this is one show I refuse to miss! *cackles evil cackle*

    LiBlo and WO have that same 2-pack-a-day low-rent-hotel-bartender voice; the same exaggerated mannerisms; the same Deny & Deflect Response System; and if WO isn’t drunk/drugged, she’ll need to be when she sees this show!

    I would also love to be a fly on the wall when WO AND LiBlo see this show. Can you imagine the drunken, cracktastic hysterics? The crying; the finger-pointing; Milo’s responses to TMZ and ROL – it’s going to be E.P.I.C.

    And I can’t wait!!! 😀

    • Ruby Red Lips says:

      Hey Bella! 🙂

      Me either – tho will have to youtube it, guessing it will be posted – just can’t wait to see this embarassing p1mp of a ‘mum’ finally show to the public one of the reasons that Lindsay is sooo f*cked up!

  83. Jaded says:

    Both Dr. Phil and the Lohans are cut from the same cloth – total famewhores who will sink to just about any level to garner fame and fortune. The only difference is that Dr. Phil doesn’t waste himself on drink and drugs.

  84. d says:

    Much as I’d love to see him take her down, he ruins his own credibility (ha) by interviewing her if she’s drunk/stoned. It’s exploiting, never mind anything else.

    If it’s all for show (e.g., scripted, not real, etc.), it’s STILL expoitative because it’s fronting concern when there are real issues at stake.

    My bet is that absolutely nothing will come of it and he won’t be as tough as he’s pretending to be in this clip.

    When you get right down to it, it’s a personal health issue for Lindsay. Even if she acknowledged she had a problem, that would only be the first of many many steps to take to transforming her life to a more positive and successful one. Real change comes with committed action, taking the action and making the changes in her life that she needs to, plus facing and dealing with some real and painful truths, including about oneself. And I frankly don’t see her doing that. She may even want a better life, but the harsh reality is that nothing happens until you actually do the work and do it on a committed and consistent basis. I think any successful/reformed addict would tell her that. Maybe Lindsey’s lived too long in show biz to know that in real life, problems don’t get happily resolved at the end of an hour, or a 90-min movie.

  85. dahlianoir says:

    self respect, where are you ?

  86. Onyx XV says:

    Can’t wait to watch the train wreck!

  87. HillbillyintheCorner says:

    The whole Lohan Clan can be summed up in a tweet picture Lindsay sent and was posted today…..
    it was a picture of her Britten whatever pink pocketbook on top or the stolen Mac laptop crammed full or her shyt setting in the seat of that private Jet…..
    and the tweet something about just what ever girl dreams or something to that affect….she careful names the brands so you know they are expensive ..
    Its what she lives for what the all live for that quest for material things…that give me…I want more..I want the best …I have the best…I…I…I…
    So Sad so very sad..to have such little dreams.and to do what every it takes to achieve them …
    What mean little people the Lohans are…UGH !

  88. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Good to see Dina p1ssed as a fart, sounding and looking just like Lindsay… Even their croaky raspy voices!! God when did Lindsay morph into her mother??

    Dear god, will this despicable excuse for a ‘mother’ ever just go away?!

    & the worst thing about that clip, Michael Lohan was the only one making sense – now that is just f@cked up!!!

  89. Amy says:

    So sad. So disturbing. Those kids never had a chance.

  90. Madisyn says:

    This interview is NOT to be missed. So pull up a chair, get your popcorn ready, make yourself a batch of CRACKtails and ENJOY!

  91. Moi says:

    Wow as a mother, I find that clip and the entire situation very sad. What’s wrong with that woman? Well at least we know where it all stems from with LL.

  92. la chica says:

    Can’t help but wonder if Dr. Phil happens to leave gin lying around in the green room? What else explains this woman’s drunken appearance?

  93. Sarah says:

    Did someone invent time travel and not tell the rest of us? This is like a flash forward to a Lindsay sit down in 10-20 years.

  94. Sarah says:

    Did someone invent time travel and not tell the rest of us? This is like a flash forward to a Lindsay sit down in 10+ years

  95. Sugar says:

    ok I’m late to the discussion but just watches the clip twice because the first view I was like WTF. this women deserves to be hated. she does NOT deserve to be a mom. ENOUGH Dina of your sick excuses for your daughters actions. i had a really tough day @ work @ a mental facility & got over my day by a nice bike ride & then made the mistake of watching her trivialize her daughters mess of a life.

  96. Vesper says:

    When is Dina not drunk?

    In the few videos I’ve have seen, and the interviews I have read, when Lindsay and her mother are together, it is Lindsay who is the mature one. In the first pic, it looks like Dina is wasted and hanging onto Lindsay for balance. Lindsay has a sad, almost hopeless look in her eyes. I’m sure she has been taking care of her mother since she was a child.

    Dina is a horrible mother and can’t or won’t get herself together to take her daughter’s addiction seriously.

  97. Snowpea says:

    It is awful and depraved that these people are given airtime, and while I appreciate their entertainment value, Dina and Lindsay are both drug addicts with severe mental and emotional problems.

    I know everything is bigger in America, but holy mother of God, I feel sick and cheap watching this spectacle of human depravity and bottom feeding at its worst.

  98. hmm says:

    How coked up does Linds look in the bottom photo? Jesus, she looks like she just did a line.

  99. crazycatlady says:

    I too can’t wait to see this whole interview. I’ve heard all the stories about what a mess she was, but have never seen the proof. Until now. The teaser clip alone is a golden nugget.

    I might just almost feel a little sorry for Lindsay now. Errr, ehhhh, maybe. Maybe not.

  100. Itsa says:

    Who’s baby is that??? Please tell me one of Dina’s kids hasn’t procreated. Those people are such a mess. They shouldn’t be allowed to ruin any other children’s lives.

  101. Krock says:

    Oh and PS: she’s blown out of her shorts. I think we can clearly see where Lindsay gets her denial file from. Just sayin’.

  102. A Fan says:

    Holy shit, no wonder…

  103. Craig Metzger says:

    Twat? OMG. Thank you for the flashback smile!! And your right Deb..good one. She is a twat. For a while there I thought that Lindsey was just a spoiled B. Turns out, not only is it in her genes to be a train wreck, but both parents helped walk her through step by step. I watched that Dr Phil. Not only was she on pills, she showed that she possesses the intelligence and maturity of a 16 year old as well. I hope the dept of Welfare randomly drops by this house. Dina should not be in charge of children until she gets some help. Those other kids will be damaged if nothing is done. Either that, or set these two kids up on your Microsoft Outlook for 5 years. By then they too will need help trying to keep in touch with reality. OMG…talk about text book in progress. And what’s worse…it can be both prevented and avoidable.