I feel like this rumor has been going around for a few years, but when I went through our archives, all I found was this hilarious story that I wrote (ha!) about LeAnn Rimes’s Single White Female-ing of Brandi, which was basically like “Brandi has been talking to book publishers about a possible memoir, so LeAnn is talking to publishers TOO, only she did it first because LeAnn is the Original Brandi OMG!” The point is that Brandi actually was talking to publishers, and her first book has been announced! Brandi still doesn’t have a title, though. So she’s asking for help!
When it comes to dating, Brandi Glanville admits she’s made a few mistakes. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star will be sharing her dating mishaps and what she’s learned from them in her first book being published by Gallery Books.
After her high-profile divorce from Eddie Cibrian in September 2010, Glanville, 39, has made a name for herself as the sexy and sassy single-mother-of-two on the hit Bravo show. Glanville tells Us Weekly, “I absolutely can’t wait to add author to my resume and to share all of my breakup blunders with my faithful supporters, fans, and hopefully the entire world — buckle up, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!”
Jennifer Bergstrom, Vice President, Editor-in-Chief of Gallery Books, said in statement, “I think women are going to get a kick out of Brandi’s no-holds-barred attitude.”
The half memoir, half how-to guide book is still untitled, and Glanville would like her fans to help choose it. The options are:
1. I’d Leave Me Too
2. It’s a Breakup… Not Cancer
3. Don’t Drink and Tweet . . . and Brandi’s Other Breakup BlundersFans submit their favorite title to Glanville on Twitter until Friday, October 5, and the most popular title will be chosen. The book is set to hit shelves in early 2013.
Season 3 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres on Nov. 5 on Bravo.
I don’t like any of those titles. I guess “I’d Leave Me Too” is the most Sex and the City-type, wink-and-nudge cutesy title, so maybe that will work. I don’t like the harshness of “It’s a Breakup… Not Cancer” – Brandi might actually offend people with cancer, you know? And “Don’t Drink and Tweet” just sounds dumb.
… I’ve actually been sitting here, trying to think up a better title for Brandi, but I’m at a loss. How about “NEIGH! And Other Stories”?
Meanwhile, Brandi appeared on The Jeff Probst Show and they sent us this clip from the interview – Brandi talking about being married to Eddie and having dinner with LeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheremet, just two married couples getting together… only Brandi realized that LeAnn had a massive crush on Eddie the whole time:
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
Shes so crass and goofy that I think this will be a fun read.
She should call the book “Brand’s Bestseller” because it will be….can’t wait to buy it and I am so looking forward to RHOBH!
Her cheeks bug me.
Her lips, too. When she’s speaking, it looks strange.
Girl needs to step away from the fillers.
This times 1000.
I used to think she was so pretty but now every time I see her all I can see is the filler work in her cheeks..not good. I even commented when she first started on RHBH that I was afraid she would fall into the filler trap just like the others on there and after only one year she has. such a shame b/c she doesnt need it, she does have naturally high cheek bones but the extra filler is putting her into that Madam puppet category.
Aside from that, I do wish her success with her book. Now we can countdown until LR shows up with her hair pulled to the side and pulled back like in Brandi new twitter pics boasting about her upcoming novel…Just wait.
Ive also been curious if anyone had any updates on the Smiley situation? LR’s twitter has been real quiet. Im sure after hearing this interview plus the stuff BG tweeted about the lawsuit is going to send her into “gotta one up Brandi” mode soon.
Ugh! those fake chicken cutlet cheeks are so nasty! She has a great body, but she is a butter face.
I kinda like “It’s a Breakup … Not Cancer” actually. It put things in perspective, and I’ve used lines very similar in my own head during breakups. Like, “It’s one dude who’s not your man anymore. Nobody’s dead or anything.” But of course I see where some people might be offended.
I agree, I think it’s the most fitting.
How about ‘Dumped by a douche, Dissed by a Butler, Stalked by a Country Bitch’ -how I clawed my way to the Reality D-list.’
Brilliant!
🙂
@mln76: LOL!
Amazeballs!
How about “The Mistress Made Me Famous”?
‘She can have that worthless piece of ….’
I liked seeing the women’s faces in the audience when she told how Leann would pretend to be her friend all the while fucking her husband. The look of disgust was classic.
I saw the interview and she announced that the book is called “it’s divorce, not cancer. Now get the f*ck over it.”
How about “Frenemies, Free F%cks, and Filler-Face: The Branding of Brandi”
I don’t care what it is called–I know it will sell more than LR’s upcoming (?) CD! I plan on buying several copies of the book and just giving them away so people will see the “truth” about what she has gone through!!!
Wow, the time, effort, and now money that some put into this just boggles my mind. You could always donate what money you might spend on those multiple copies and you could purchase the electronic version for yourself to save the paper.
I don’t think anyone doubts that Leann is crazy and that Brandi was screwed over. So what “truth” does she need to reveal ?
Ugh I am so baffled as to why this lady is a “thing”. How long is she going to ride the wave of sympathy, how many times is she going to talk about getting cheated on? Enough already! All of her book titles sound stupid. Not a fan.
hard to say, some waves seem to roll on & on *sigh* especially triangle shaped ones
She’s blown up her lips bigger. They look so fake and just odd in that top photo. Please stop, Brandi.
What kind of a lifestyle can this woman be so used to that has to use any means possible to stay in the public eye. She’s called her ex a loser. I don’t think he’s acted that much and while she might have been a famous model at one point, it’s been a few years. Can’t she just exist as a private person. She is “famous” for being cheated on, getting drunk in Vegas, and acting inappropriate (referring to crass as “real”) on television. Wow. And, on top of that, she’s entering the ‘tranny’ zone. It won’t be long and she’ll look like a man in drag.
And, yes, I know. She was bullied and called vindictive (still don’t know why that is in appropriate tag for an exwife that was cheated on). Yes, her ex is a loser. Yes, she’s more attractive than his current wife. But, she’s still on the way to the ‘tranny’ zone.
I agree. She has zero class. I think her hair is looking awful. It needs to be cut 6 inches shorter.
Famous Model? LOL, with the exception of a few cheap photos there is no evidence of any modelling career. She doesn’t even photograph well.
Maybe she should call it “Making Lemonade” since that’s what she said at the end of her interview on Jeff Probst and that is her positive outlook.
How about “Making LeMad”!
Perfect!
I don’t get why people are saying overuse of filler. I don’t see overuse of filler at all, but the lips are disturbing.
She is a beautiful woman with a very expressive soul quality that shows most in the large eyes. Wishing her the very best. Def a firecracker.
Any news on Rimes vs. the family of special needs children?
I like “I’d Break Up With Me Too” as the title.
Other Possible Book Titles:
Making Green from Blue.
Some Men will Park a Prius Anywhere!
Tainted Wieners Aren’t Worth Roasting.
One Way Ticket to Rehab.
Thanks for Scraping that Off My Shoe.
Gettin’ In’s A Lot Easier than Gettin’ Out.
Don’t Borrow Your Neighbor’s Douche Nozzle Just ‘Cause Yours is Broke.
Some Men will Park a Prius Anywhere!
^^^ this wins.
Hilarious! You’ve given Brandi a long list to choose from.
I also like Wendy Williams’ suggestion:
“Eddie Or Not, Here I Come”
“I’d Break Up With Me Too” is such a horrible, self deprecating (not in a good way) title. Whoever thought of it should be fired.
If the shoe fits…
Dumped by a D lister
BlundErs; and OthEr VindictivE Sh-t!
cutE & clEvEr-I likE it or should say lovE it:)
Isn’t it strange Leann has been this quiet for so long?
Where are all the cheating stories that were going to come out ?
I hope her advice includes not blabbing a la Butler about your conquests.
Brandi’s book title as follows:
For The Record!!!
BRANDI GLANVILLE
(A Mare’s Muse)
“BRANDIshing the Blues” how to survive and thrive!!!
Whatcha think?
can’t wait to read this book! i also hope she goes on chelsea lately..her and chelsea would be a hilarous match up.
How about…
A Famewhore’s Desperate Attempt To Stay Relevent.