Back in the spring of this year, I discovered that Dita Von Teese had split up with her hottie hot French count boyfriend, Count French Dong or whatever. The split made me sad, because that dude was GORGE and I miss seeing photos of him and daydreaming about how hot the sex is between he and Dita. Almost as soon as Dita was a single girl, she instantly found a new boyfriend in Englishman Theo Hutchcraft, lead singer of The Hurts. That was April/May of this year. Then, just a few weeks ago, Dita was partying with Robert Pattinson, and I began to hope and pray that she was done with Theo and that she now had her eye on someone decidedly sparklier. But I was not expecting this… Dita Von Teese trying to get with (gasp) Bradley Cooper? Ew. Downgrade, Dita.
Dita Von Teese has claimed she is enjoying the single life, but she recently got blanked when she tried to chat-up Hollywood hunk Bradley Cooper in a Los Angeles restaurant, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
The star pair found themselves in trendy hotspot — Italian eaterie Farfalla in Los Feliz — at the same time when an eyewitness spied Dita, 40, licking her lips in the general direction of The Hangover star.
However, the burlesque dancer’s attempts at inviting Bradley, 37, over to her table floundered after she tried to send a drink his way. He refused her offer and left the restaurant without even saying goodbye! (In September, Cooper revealed he’s been sober for 8 years.)
“Bradley completely snubbed Dita when she made a beeline for him,” an onlooker told RadarOnline.com. “She was desperate to get his attention, so she asked the waitress to go over to his table and ask him what he wanted to drink. Bradley told the waitress he’s on a health kick at the moment and said he was fine.
“After that, Dita was looking over at him, fluttering her eyelids and wanted him to join her and her friend. But Bradley just wasn’t that into her, he ignored her eye contact and just looked down at his phone. He left before she did and didn’t even acknowledge her on the way out of the restaurant. She looked gutted. It really was an awkward moment for Dita, I’m sure a lot of men wouldn’t turn her down,” the source concluded.
Dita isn’t the only woman smitten with Bradley at the moment. His ex-girlfriend Zoe Saldana was seen leaving the ArcLight Cinema in Hollywood arm-in-arm with the A-Team actor on September 2, sparking rumors they were back together.
And as RadarOnline.com exclusively reported, it was Bradley’s mom, Gloria who has been behind the two getting back together.
“It was Gloria who told Bradley to date Zoe again – she loves Zoe,” a source revealed. “Bradley and Zoe have been seeing a lot of each other recently; they were promoting their new movie The Words and their paths crossed a few times at press junkets and premieres.
“That ignited some feelings in Bradley, who told Gloria that he was seeing a lot of Zoe and they were getting on really well. Gloria then told Bradley how she felt about Zoe and said to him how she was his first girlfriend since Renee that she truly liked. When Bradley first dated Zoe, he would always invite his mom everywhere with them – whether it be going for lunch, dinner or even running errands. Gloria told Bradley he should win her back because there were obviously still feelings there, and he did just what she said,” the source divulged.
Well, I’m choosing to be elated. One, this report identifies Dita as “single” which is one important step to getting her with Robert Pattinson. Two, Bradley Cooper is obviously an idiot. I’m sorry. But Emu-Boy disrespecting Dita Von Teese? What, out of loyalty to his “on-again” girlfriend Zoe Saldana? I pretty much think that Bradley and Zoe only got back together to promote that sad little movie, The Words. Also: Bradley Cooper? Him? Really, Dita?
Maybe Dita just wanted something small to make herself feel better. Dita, girl, we need a plan. The How To Win Sparkles Plan. Because Dita needs some sparkle in her life, and Rob desperately needs some Dita in his life.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
He was not into it? Maybe bacause she has vagina. He should try with Lady Gaga.
As a straight female, I have to say that I would in no way ever turn down Dita. Is this the proof he is gay?
I think the proof is that his mommy’s picking his beard..
I prefer men, and I still wouldn’t turn her down. But if he was with his woman, well…
As a bisexual female I’d be running in the opposite direction! Not everybody has the same tastes and just because you’re attracted to women doesn’t mean you’re attracted to ALL women.
@Amanda, maybe you could get a sense of humour? This is a comments section on a gossip website; hyperbole is implied. Geez.
@Charlotte a sense of humor means that you laugh at things that are FUNNY. Try watching a few comedies or something, sweetie. Eventually you might get the hang of it!
@Charlotte I’ll give you a hint, even. Jokes about sexuality are lame and unfunny unless you’re a 13 year old boy who also enjoys fart jokes and prank calls.
@Amanda,
as long as we are offering suggestions, might I suggest “how to win friends and influence people” to you?
it might help. might.
This is to Charlotte….no, this is not the proof that he’s gay…..there is a widely spread /rumor/open secret that BC is gay as he was the lover of victor garbor and his nickname has been “victor garbors bottom bitch forver……google it……
@ Amanda, chillax. There was no hate speak and no malice. As for the dispersions upon my maturity level, nyah nyah nyah.
Ugh, he isn’t worth the effort, Dita.
Ouch. For a start, who would turn that burlesque babe down? He must have rocks in his head. Secondly, forget him Dita – you can do soo much better.
I know plenty of dudes who would turn Dita down trust me and in this situation I think Bradley is the one who can do better. He is a famous Hollywood heartthrob who can easily get a hot chick if he wants to and it would have been a total upgrade for Dita to have dated him. The most famous dude she ever got with was Manson and she sure milked it to the end.
Totally agree. Personally, I don’t think she’s all that attractive AND when your claim to fame is having dated Marilyn Manson?!?! Please, get over yourself. Obviously, from the girls he’s dated, she is definitely not his type.
Most dudes I know wouldn’t turn down any girl. Lol.
She should have waved a phallic object at him..maybe a baguette. He’d have been over like a shot
…LOL!!!! +1
Well if he is back with Zoe then that’s the right move. Don’t give a woman flirting with you an opening if you are taken, don’t let her buy you a drink, don’t encourage her. I don’t think he did anything wrong. Isn’t this how we would want our man to act when an attractive woman is coming on to him?
Not to mention the fact that she sent him a ‘drink’ and he’s been sober for 8-years. Recovering addicts learn to avoid more than one kind of temptation.
I agree. If he and Zoe are back together, he did the right thing by not encouraging Dita. As for Dita and Robert Pattinson? She’s too old for him. He’s only 26 and she’s 40. We all saw how the Ashton/Demi thing went down with their 15 year age difference. Nuff said. Not to mention Dita is way too high maintenance for Rob’s preferred low-key hobo taste.
Seriously, I don´t get all the bashing for him turning Dita down. He did the right thing, it would have been really disrespectful towards Zoe.
I agree will everything said above!
I Agree. No woman should try to get with an already taken man. Period.
I have never seen the appeal with Dita. I think it is that her jaw line is HUGE and not defined and her eyes are kinda droopy. Not attractive IMO.
Well maybe she’s just not his type, sounds pretty desperate of her too keep trying to get Bradley’s attention after he declined a drink from her. Renee and Zoe are both very skinny, dress casual and don’t wear much makeup for everyday outings. Dita is curvy, busty and always wears very heavy makeup and fitted dresses and skirts, not everyone finds her look attractive. Many men would find her look scary and prefer a more natural look.
Agreed. She’s beautiful but in “costume” all the time. Would be like dating a doll. From the fifties.
OK good to see I am not in the minority with thinking that all as well.
I don’t know why but I just can’t stand this guy.
As for Dita, I love her but I think she’s high maintenance. Like you can’t just go out, on the spur of the moment and grab a burger with her.
Hi Raven-sparrow
Looks can be deceiving. I’m a vintage/glamour lover and Dita and I have very similar tastes (almost the same in some respects) and while I look like I’m high maintenance and that it takes me hours to get ready the truth is it doesn’t. If I was going somewhere super glam I would of course take my time to get ready but usually it doesn’t take that long. Case in point- on Saturday night the boy said “let’s go down the road for dinner” and in this case it was a burger joint and I was ready to go in 25 mins and I looked like it had taken me over an hour. 5 mins in the shower (we have water restrictions) 10 mins for makeup, 5 mins for hair (I pulled it up into a rolled vintage style as it wasn’t curled so I wouldn’t wear it down) and 5 minutes to get dressed- easy peasy. In the mornings I get up an hour before I have to leave, put my hair in rollers, do my make up, get dressed, wait for the rollers to cool some more, take them out, style my hair and go. Sometimes I pin curl my hair the night before so I can sleep in for an extra 30 mins
Also- Dita already said on her twitter that this story was BS
OH! I am a vintage lover too, and I’m INTRIGUED by hearing about a five minute hairstyle… what’s it called?
Hi Michelle,
I tried to click to reply to you but it wouldn’t let me so hopefully this works.
First I do rolls on the top of my head either victory rolls or swirls
Then I roll the reaming hair at the back into a cheat’s French twist or I roll the sides in and pin them and then roll the hair up into a horizontal roll. Does that make sense? If I’m really pushed for time instead of rolling the front I section two pieces at the front on either side of my head, do a little teasing and push it up and pin. I hope that make sense
Aww… Why didn’t she try for Sparkles? 🙁
I would think even a gay guy wouldn’t be able to resist Dita. If for no other reason, for a chance to peruse her closet. What is WITH him?
Oh come on, not just for Dita, but I think Bradley Cooper is gay. He should just come out lol
Well then, so should Jeremy Renner, Tom Seleck, Tom Cruise, and every other male actor suspected of swinging both ways. I personally think Bradley Cooper is bi-sexual (lovely Zoe Saldana as well), but I also feel it’s really up to them when/if they come out.
He’s seems to momma’s boy…I think his mother even lives with him.
I’m probably by myself on this, but…I don’t get Dita. She dresses like an old lady always wearing floral prints with heavy makeup. I can’t imagine most men are attracted to that. But what do I know.
i agree. she’s at an age where she just looks like a middle-aged woman wearing too much makeup. she reminds me of my great-aunt who kept wearing her 1940’s teen hairstyle and bright red lipstick well into the 1990’s.
ROFL! @ “Count French Dong”
I’m not even close to knowing how to word this without seeming like a jerk so I’m just gonna say it. I think he’s Fassbendering with his on/off mix race girlfriend.
…yeah. there really isn’t more to it that that, not sure why the tabs are making more out of it!
Because his PR ppl are telling them there is more to it.
I think he’s Fassbendering with his on/off mix race girlfriend.
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Can someone clue me in about what that statement means? Dating a mixed race girl means your relationship is fake and Fassbender is involved?
Fassbender is my friend’s ex. DEFINITELY not gay!!!!
I don´t get all the BCoop hate, where there any documented acts of douchery?
I like him, yeah he might not be the best actor, but neither is Channing Tatum, and maybe he´s closeted, but it´s really non of my business whether he wants to come out or not.
He´s a big mama´s boy though, that´s a def turn off and maybe the reason he doesn´t want to come out, if he´s gay.
I think every man is a mamma’s boy though. I just think it’s wether or not they are the type to go running EVERY DAMN TIME over the smallest things, or is he the type that treats and respects women well because his mother raised him right. I tend to think the latter of him, I just think when it comes to his jump offs, they’re kind of treated like girflriends and it mixes them up…quit it Bradley! LMAO
And I don’t believe the story about his mother convincing him to get back with her
Please dont yell at me but I think I’m the only one who doesnt get this Dita chick, She’s pretty and all but I dont see anything beyond that. Also I like Bradley and I think he did the right thing by not encouraging her since he already has a girlfriend, I sure would love to know that my BF did the same thing if an attractive Lady made a pass at him..
I totally get with what you are saying
This woman used to date Marilyn Manson. She is LUCKY that ANY man would risk touching her after that.
Ha! Oh so true.
They didn’t just date; she was MARRIED to him. That’s a whole other level of bleughhghgh!
I think this lady’s look is gross and just as artificial as a tanned, bleach-blonde acrylic nails duckface like Courtney Stodden or any of your dime-a-dozen reality stars. I don’t get the love for this woman’s style.
OMg that first photo scared the sh-t outta me, looked like someone was peeking over the car hahahahaa
For the story; not buying it. Dita seems too classy for a douche like him (okok I’m denying Marilyn Manson’s existence now but okay xD)
Totally not believing this! Dita doesn’t seem to be the type to pursue, and how would he be disrespecting a jumpoff if he did bite??? LOL
+1
This made me chuckle a bit, maybe because Dita built her career on being some kind of sexy seductress, imagining her pursuing and getting ignored by BC is kind of funny.Maybe he was just not into her?
While I love the way Dita dresses, sometimes I fee like woman appreciate it more than men. Even she said that her fan base is 80% female. Believe it or not, not everyone digs her and her style so this whole “OMG how could he?!” made me chuckle.
Plus the dude is in a relationship, so I find that this is the best thing for Bradley to do. Oh well Dita, there’s plenty of fish in the sea.
Great Gossip celebitchy! I love the way Dita looks, but the marilyn manson thing is way icky. Bradley did the right thing. Don’t care if he’s gay or not really. Love, Scarlett :o)
Maybe he turned her down because her clown makeup scared him? I know many straight men who would be completely turned off by that.
Agree completely.
Isnt he a recovering alky? Kinda rude to be offering him a cocktail, especially if he’s supposedly in a relationship. Still, she can do better.
No offense, but if some guy told me he was back with me because “his mother told him he should be,” I’d be running out the door.
I don’t think it’s that simple. lol. Sounds like it was more of a an advice/encouragement thing.
Well, if mommy told Bradley to get back with Zoe, it shows that he’ll do anything to please her and I don’t mean that as a compliment. His mother has broken up two of his relationships which indicated that where mommy is concerned, he has no backbone.
I’m not upset in the least that he is dating Zoe because she is bi-racial, my beef with her (besides being a terrible actress), is that she sticks her nose up and people of color, she admits to being sexually agressive towards her white male co stars, she’s crude and deviod of any class. My personal belief I(based on experience) is that if momma choses his dates, she is the one with the upper hand in the relationship.
Bradley only dates actresses who weigh 100lbs soaking wet so it’s no surprise that he turns down a woman who has curves in all the right places. IMO, Dita is much more feminine looking than Zoe.
I’ve always said and maintained, he’ll marry/settle down with a non-celeb woman
Of course Dita is so feminine and classy no comparison with Bradley´s “girlfriend o whatever” …… I think ……..I without bathing in one month I look better than Zoe!!! JAJA
I just don’t buy this story.
Rene Z and not Dita? He must be gay. No offense to Rene Z, I do like her.
Considering he’s sober I’d high tail it out of there if someone sent a drink to my table, Dita Von Teese or not. Best to avoid that situation ASAP.
it’s HURTS not the Hurts
Well…maybe he just didn’t want to date a glorified stripper.
I agree. We always hear that burlesque is “classier” than the just plain Scores type of stripping (personally, I find Dita’s powdering herself and bathing in that big champagne class rather silly), but at the end of the act there’s still a woman standing on the stage with most or all of her clothes off. A burlesque dancer is just a stripper with props.
There’s nothing wrong with that if you like that sort of thing, but many men don’t.
Not every man is going to find this pale mannequin attractive.
Does Dita have a brother for Bradley? Lol.
Noone really really wants Zoe except Bradley. He doesn’t have to worry about competition from other guys. Her future money from Star Trek and Avatar sequels only attracts Cooper noone else.
To say that no one really wants Zoe is silly. She does have a male fan base that think she is hot.
Zoe has proven, with the failure of Columbiana that she can’t carry a film on her own. She works best as part of an ensemble cast. With the controverys surrounding her being cast as Nina Simone, it will be interesting to see how well the film does.
Bradley is a serious Oscar contender for his role in the Silver Linings Playbook. My take is that should he win, he will no doubt take full advantage of the offers that come his way and I don’t think he will use stale excuse that he isn’t ready for marriage and he wants to concentrate on his career as a reason to dump Zoe.
Basically. But who knows, I remember at this year’s Oscars, there was so much red carpet talk (some from Ryan Seacrest) that Zoe was gonna walk the red carpet with him that that night…and nothing! They may milk this for awhile. But still I digress, their FWB and nothing more will come of it. I atill say he marries/settles with a non-celeb woman…
Yes, BCoop knows no one looked at his girl, she´s not attractive and bad actress.
I agree with the other comments he has more opportunities and obviously She will be his shadow and a nuisance, when he has more commitments and better roles in the movies.
What is the fuss about this woman? I don’t get it she is not even pretty and her body doesn’t look good neither (I blame the corsets) and what is the fuss about Bradley Cooper?? he is not even handsome neither… IMO
EMU-BOY! GOLD!
I am not a fan of either of these attention whore douchebags, but perhaps Bradley doesn’t find “Dita” attractive. I don’t think she’s even the slightest bit pretty, and the pin-up routine is tired. Plus, she’s Marilyn Manson’s sloppy seconds. o_0
1. Who the hell is Dita von Teese?
2. BCoop is queer as a $3 bill.
sorry, I have never found her to be attractive. If a man, I would never go for Dita…