Did you know that Twihards absolutely loathe everything vintage and everything burlesque? They certainly do now! Robert Pattinson was in LA over the weekend, and he attended a benefit dinner for the LA Dance Project (sponsored by Van Cleef & Arpels), and he ended up talking to Dita Von Teese – see the photo here. Now, Dita had a boyfriend the last time I checked – an English boyfriend who plays the guitar and sings. COUGH. And we know Dita likes ‘em pretty – am I the only one who sees a resemblance between Robert Pattinson and Dita’s ex, Count Louis Marie de Castelbajac? So… Dita might actually be into it.
Robert Pattinson makes new pals wherever he goes. On Saturday night, the Twilight star, 26, hit the Van Cleef & Arpels Dinner for L.A. Dance Project, where he mingled with fellow A-list attendees, including a newly-blonde Natalie Portman and her choreographer hubby, Benjamin Millepied.
Pattinson (smiling and holding onto a champagne flute) also posed with burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese, who stunned in a mauve, cleavage-baring Burberry dress and Van Cleef & Arpels jewels.
An eventgoer tells Us Weekly Pattinson was in good spirits throughout the evening.
“At one point he was laughing so hard, he almost spit out his beer!” the witness says of the Cosmopolis actor. “He seemed to be enjoying himself.”
One possible reason for his happy mood? Though they’re keeping their reunion on the downlow for now, multiple sources tell Us Pattinson is ready to give his romance with Kristen Stewart — who cheated on him in mid-July with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders — another shot.
“They’re working it out,” one insider explained. “He’s still in love with her.”
See? This is one of the problems that some of the Team Sparkles people were having before we knew that Rob and Kristen had gotten back together. Where does a single Rob go from Kristen? Obviously, there’s no shortage of young, pretty starlets in America and the UK (and beyond). But after being one half of an A-list couple, Rob might want to try to recreate it with another woman. And who is out there? Katy Perry? Emma Roberts? See? Dumb famewhores who just want Sparkles for his sparkly fame and not his sparkly soul. But Dita Von Teese would keep him as her pet just because she enjoys pretty things. I really want this to happen now. Dita would tear this boy up.
The pics of Dita are from last week at the Burberry show in London! She looks awesome.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
“And who is out there? Katy Perry? Emma Roberts? See? Dumb famewhores who just want Sparkles for his sparkly fame and not his sparkly soul.”
Brilliant ^^
+1
Ha! 😉
Did Rob and Kristen really get back together or was that a PR thing for the movie that coming out.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they split again after the promotion of the movie is over.
I believe they are working things out so the promotions go smoothly enough.
He has to be smart enough to realize this relationship can go no further.
*fingerscrossed* that his blinders are off.
OMG! Great! I am a Twihard but I am really happy for him. He and Dita would make the hottest couple. KStew will eat her heart out. Lolol!
Dita would be AWESOME! I cosign this!
Yes, yes, yes!!! They’d make a great couple!!!
wow, talk about a step up.. I agree Kaiser, this would be awesome and someone needs to make it happen..
It would be perfect. Keeping my fingers crossed!
Klewd and Dita…polar opposites. Go for it Rob!
Wow. If she likes her men pretty, then Marilyn Manson was one heck of a departure for her. I mean, just… wow.
Everything about her (skin, makeup, hair etc.) is flawless. I wonder what she looks like when first getting out of bed!
It’s quite funny actually. In an interview she said she brushes in an oil rich leave in conditioner and puts her hair up with clips and wraps it. She’ll put on a face mask for the night to keep her pores small and skin healthy.
She looks very much like a woman from the 50’s waking up.
And even though much of her has been surgically altered it was done right and she’s flawless and fashionable.
Oooh count hot french was Dita’s best boyfriend up to now.
I would love this couple, Robert could bring Dita on all the red carpets, and she would wear amazing vintage dresses and be stunning and glamourous. Please let this happen!
I totally agree with you. She would look graceful with him on red carpet unlike Kristen who makes every graceful dress look awkward. Please please God, make it happen! *fingers crossed*
Yes! I see the resemblance between that gorgeous French dude she was dating and Robert, for sure. I’d love to see her and Rob have a little fling. It’s a bit cougarific, for sure (Dita turns 40 in a couple of days), but hey – she’s way hotter than a lot of the 20 somethings out there. I think she’d do wonders for his self confidence. I’d ship it.
Now this is gossip I’d love to see really happen!
I have a long-time friend that is dancing with the LADP and got to meet Sparkles at this event. I basically died when I found out.
I would like to see this happen… she is gorg.
What did your friend say? Was he nice?
I dont see him ever hooking up with Dita.
more details!!! please!
Haha he didn’t really give too many details. Basically said that it was a premiere win for him because he got to meet Sparkles. I know he’s having the time of his life dancing for LADP, he went to Juiliard and his dance is so amazingly gorgeous. It’s so nice to see someone work so hard and make it in a business that is SO HARD to make it in. Couldn’t be happening for a more deserving person.
LMAO Dita would tear this boy up indeed. This would be one of those couples you never in your wildest dreams think about but when it happens, it makes so much sense. Please let this happen.
She would teach him stuff he never even heard about, I’m sure. Sparkles needs some fun and class after that whole debacle. Eh, but if he’s back with KS … fine. I don’t care about them but I so would care about these two.
Love this 🙂
Slightly off, but I wonder what her feet look like since she is always in enormously high heels…
*digs Genie bottle out of closet*
I have a wish!
“Dita would tear this boy up.” He could probably use a good tearing up right now. 😉 LOL
+1 and LOL
I love her!! I want this to happen!
Weird.
Love Dita and I usually love her style, but that dress is ugly. I do love her charm bracelet.
Frankly, I cannot see them having anything in common.
I’m a Twihard, sort of, not really. I like the books and love Robert, if that makes me a Twihard, so be it. That being said, I would LOVE for this to happen. When I firs saw the pictures saturday I thought, Damn! what an atractive couple would they make.
I don’t give a rat’s arse about Sparkle but I ADORE Dita and I want to see HER more on the red carpet so Dear Lord pleeeeeease make it happen :).
However, I’m afraid he’s too bland for her taste 😛
I think she is ugly and up close looks fake,too much surgery. She is too old for him and has been around the block a few too many times.
What surgery do you mean? Have you ever seen pictures of her when she was young, with the long blond hair? She looks very similar facially to her photos back then. I know she’s had breast implants, but I don’t see a lot of other surgery.
Her only bad habit is smoking. She stays out of the sun, takes good care of her skin, exercises quite a bit, plus her job is physical. I think she is very careful with her diet as well. Late 30’s is not that old.
I think they’d make a ravishing pair for a few torrid months! Please happen!
The narrative here is that the tabloids want Rob to get back with Kristen. This what sells and what the twihards wants. But 2 parties in a row, Robert had ventured on his own. Enjoying himself by himself. He cannot control the prescriptive life the media or the Summit PR machine has for him but he is giving us a hint that he is single and very much ready to mingle. Does he appear like somebody who has gotten back to an ex? I bet if they did, he would not party by himself. Give it a thought, twihards.
ITA!!
He is so single.
Read this or I hope Rob reads this and RUNNNNNNSSSS
http://hollywoodsauce.wordpress.com/2012/09/08/why-kristen-stewart-is-so-disliked-get-educated/
Great link!
I think if I ever saw this girl, I’d flip her.
I have no idea if they are back together, doubtful but possible I guess. The fact he showed up at these 2 events without her is not a sign of anything, imo. Even if they are reuniting, I bet they won’t show up anywhere together until after the last Twilight movie is released in Nov.
My guess is that they are talking and he isn’t sure yet. I am very curious what Kristen’s next project is, and if she is holding off choosing until she knows what he wants to do. Maybe?
I don’t know what he could possibly be waiting for to make a decision if he indeed is undecided at this point. She has very clearly demonstrated that she is not that committed to him or the relationship they had. What more does he need to know? If he is expecting ‘truth’ from her, good luck to him. She is a liar and at this point will feed him anything to inveigle herself back into his life. She will use him for the rehabilitation of her ruined image and will no doubt embarrass him again in the long run.
Just get the hell out, Rob and live a little.
I think she will announce her next project right around BD2 promos. Once her image is suitably fixed again she will be back to acting. She is selfish, as though she will put her career on hold to see whether he will take her back or not. I am not seeing her like that at all.
The PR scheme seems to be working fine, now many are believing they are back together…
Honeybee, I regret reading that article that you posted, it is a bit of a hate-filled rant. I am not a fan of Kristen, but that was a bit much. And you want Rob to read that? It completely insults him and his judgement.
I think Kristen is a bit of a mess right now, but Rob seems to surround himself with good people, so hopefully she has some redeeming qualities in there somewhere. Maybe this cheating thing was a wake-up call for her, and she will grow up, or figure out what she wants. I don’t think they are altogether done with each other, but I highly doubt they will start showing up together anytime soon.
That was hardly a hate-filled rant. It stated very clearly and dispassionately why so many people cannot stand KStew, totally apart from her cheating on her partner with a married man: she is common, low-class trash. She is not edgy or cool. She is ill-mannered and just plain nasty. If she stepped to me with that attitude I’d put her in her place in short order.
Why author of this article constantly calling him ”Sparkles”?He has a name,right?But I’m glad Robert was out,and honestly I would die to see him with Dita.I’m sure she has 1000 more class than Robert’s ex.I want them together:)
She makes KStew look like a bag lady.
Nah, she just makes her look fresher and younger. Go Kristen!!
Rather fake.
It doesn’t matter what KStew puts on, she always looks like K-Mart.
In these photos, Dita’s entire outfit, including handbag and shoes, would be age-appropriate for Queen Elizabeth, and would probably be something that “Liz” would like to wear. But still, Dita manages to look fabulous and not matronly at all. Love that woman!!
The problem with Kristen Stewart is that in her bid for authenticity she ended up alienating authenticity itself and ended up being a hypocrite. I believe is starting to see that clearly now. She was exciting to him initially because she is so unlike anything before. He grew up impeccably mannered, speaks well and very respectful to people even to his most annoying fans. He very well knows that like everything, success or fame is just an impostor and he understands that you cannot start preaching about how cool you are because all the more you sound like an idiot. In the next few years, he will disappear slowly into smaller, independent movies, by choice. We are only seeing a fraction of what this boy can do. his performance in Cosmopolis was one of the most subtle and modulated acting I have seen in years growing up watching histrionic performances from the likes of Nicholson’s.
She somehow looks pregnant to me.
In that last photo Dita looks so much like Rachel Evans Wood that it is creepy. I love Dita! And REW is gross.