Is Robert Pattinson’s “mystery blonde canoodler” Sienna Miller’s sister?

Twihards have been working feverishly in their laboratories ever since grainy photos of Robert Pattinson and a “mystery blonde” turned up yesterday. The Twihards activated their “RED ALERT: Sparkles Is Acting Single” program and they’ve been out in full force ever since. What’s weird is that the Twihards have mixed feelings about this mess, so they don’t really have one coherent talking point to shill consistently. Some say Rob is single (and that Kristen Stewart is a Trampire) and it’s none of our business who Rob is spending time with. Some deny that it’s even Rob. Some say it’s Rob and the “mystery blonde” is Sienna Miller. But Twihards have come up with yet another theory, and it’s one I wanted to pass along:

Robert Pattinson was caught caressing a sexy blonde on October 6 at New York City’s Electric Room — and now the woman may have been identified!

Rob, 26, appears to have been cuddling with Savannah Miller, the sexy sister of Rob’s good friend Sienna Miller, fans have been speculating wildly.

We have to admit — it looks just like her! We wonder if there is a love connection now — Kristen Stewart better watch her back!

[From Hollywood Life]

I’m including some photos of Savannah Miller below. Personally, I don’t think Savannah is nearly as pretty as Sienna, but that’s just me being a judgy bitch. Here’s what I can find out about Savannah: she’s 32 years old (making her Sienna’s older sister), and she’s the mother of three. Does anyone know if she’s still married or together with her baby-daddy? I really don’t know much about Savannah’s personal life, and there’s not much out there. I do know that Savannah and Sienna had a clothing line, Twenty8Twelve, for six years, and they ended it earlier this year. Savannah now has her own line, which launched this month. So a little publicity never hurt, eh?

…Looking at those grainy photos again… I’m saying that it’s definitely Rob. And the blonde could be Sienna or Savannah. Or somebody else entirely. For the love of all that is holy, Dita Von Teese needs to get on a plane and get on Rob RIGHT NOW.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

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  1. Jules says:

    I don’t understand why people think he is so good-looking. Yuk.

    • Ally says:

      He was beautiful at the time of the first movie, but now he just looks like an unwashed dropout who sleeps on the couch in his parents’ basement. He has weird Gremlin teeth, too (on ample grimacing display during his one-note performance in Bel Ami).

  2. Elodie says:

    It’s neither Sienna (who was in Hamptons when those pics were taken) nor is it her sister.

    The girl is looking younger than both of them.
    Tabloids and Krisbians are grasping at straws.

    • Annie says:

      Truth! Blondie at the bar is much younger. It’s kristen’s PR trying to spin this to their advantage because their desperate, they cannotet this go, it’s amazing. “He was talking to a mother of three you guys. Why would he want new, fresh, fun pussy when he has his own miserable cnt at home?” Why indeed…

      • smiley says:

        iam surprised that twihards havent come out with this theory “that maybe its kristen in a blonde wig!!!

  3. jess says:

    It probably is Sienna, since Tom is sitting next to her.

  4. gee says:

    I support this pairing.

  5. JH says:

    Ok. I’m just going to say it. Someone got ALL the looks in that family.

  6. T.C. says:

    I bet Lainey will have a Robsten is unbroken article today doing damage control for Kstew. The woman in the pic will be considered a friend or family member so no big deal. Team Summit is probably sweating like a pig over this. Lol.

  7. KellyinSeattle says:

    Personally, I am so tired of stories about him and Kristen. May they fade from fame quickly.

  8. marie says:

    my guess is that it’s Mr. Green chatting up Miss Scarlet in the ballroom with a beer.. Anyone got the cards, am I right?

  9. A says:

    Eh. I’m sure this will get some flames, but I have these feelings about this whole mess. A) He should be a man and tell the studio and any PR team to shove it and stop with the stories…or at least spin the stories in the direction of him and KS being civil and repairing a friendship, instead of a relationship and B) If he feels that way but doesn’t say anything, then doing something half assed like hooking up with other women in an attempt to get a point across is just kind of weaksauce (if it’s true). That said, I read the Daily Fail story and it looks like the women is sitting in the lap of another guy in the last photo, considering there is an arm across her lap…who knows who it is though, be it Savannah, Sienna, or some random.

    For all the people who go oh, oh, he never comments on his personal life and has no PR…People and Gossip Cop have both run PR friendly pieces on their websites before the “scandal.” Gossip Cop has had their “sources” close to him debunk negative tabloid stories about him since the website started, for example. So this whole, he’s completely helpless and at the mercy of KStew and the studio is a moot point and infantilizing. Dude is either a) playing along b) playing along in a half ass manner or c) repaired his friendship, PR contract, or possible relationship with KStew. I do feel bad for him if it’s c) because the tabloids aren’t just going to let it go for another month or so until the film premieres. That would make something like four months of stories on this tired mess.

    • Annie says:

      I thought about this too in the beginning but you know what? Rob doesn’t like drama. Why did he dump Nikki Reed? Drama. Why did he stop hanging out with the hanger ons in the cast? Drama. He just wants to be free of crap and he’s a professional, classy guy. He could’ve said and done anything to throw her under a bus during his press tiur, but unlike HER, he does not sell his private life. Talk all you want, Kristen, I’m over here hanging with my buddies. Photographic proof of all my outings. Not one evidence to support the alleged sightings with you. Funny how her PR team reads EVERYTHING. Immediately commenting on why we haven’t seen them together.
      Transparent, obvious, amateur.

      And Gossip Cop may feed fake stories all they want but they still have 10,000 comments of Kristen hate. A true reflection that not all twihards are happy. Now Gossip Cop is trying to censor those comments with warning on every post. Kristen’s PR sure likes to control every angle of this story from day 1. Open your eyes, people.

      • A says:

        Say what? My point was that BEFORE the scandal, Gossip Cop ran PR friendly Rob pieces…and so has People magazine. Nothing to do with any of the KStew reconciliation posts on Gossip Cop…my point was that he does have someone doing PR work for him, so all this infantilizing of him being poor and helpless just isn’t accurate.

        We just have a different view on the situation. I don’t view his actions as not dramatic, just as being half assed if it’s an attempt to counteract the People stories and if anything adding to the drama. If he really didn’t want those People stories being run, they wouldn’t be run. People gets interviews with people like Laura Bush, Michelle Obama, and is the first place the Jolie-Pitt’s turn because they are known for not printing the usual bull and are PR friendly. They aren’t going to take a chance at pissing off RPattz by not checking with his team.

        If both of them had just issued some official joint statement or a semi-official one with “sources aka PR/managers” to People about how they hope the tabloids and the fans would leave them alone while they deal with personal matters, that probably would have shut the drama down more quickly. Granted, I also feel like a lot of the PR about the relationship stuff is more studio driven then by KStew’s team…

      • Anname says:

        Rob’s team responds to Gossip Cop about his professional stuff. They do not respond to things about his personal life. The Sarah Roemer thing was denied by Sarah’s people, for example.
        He keeps a pretty hard line about this I think.

      • A says:

        @Anname. That’s just not correct, although I like that you don’t infantilize the guy. I didn’t say his team denied every tabloid story floating around…most stars don’t. However, I distinctly remember Gossip Cop having sources from his camp deny the Katy Perry rumors before the “scandal” and also on occasion the rumors that he was marrying/breaking up/cheating on KStew before the “scandal.” He has PR in regards to his personal life, pre and post scandal with KStew..not as much as most celebs, though

      • Anname says:

        A- you say “If he really didn’t want those People stories being run, they wouldn’t be run.”
        I don’t think this is true. People ran that cover story “His Messy Love Life” a few years ago and he certainly didn’t approve that. I thought Rob does not have a good relationship with People since then.

      • A says:

        @Anname. How do you know he didn’t like the People story? Did he every actually flat out state that in an interview? Also, I remember around the time that Remember film came out that there was a big PR push to try and turn him into the next Leo…and at that time, most people didn’t think he was truly dating KStew. He may not have been dating her, or at least exclusively dating her (hinging on the theory they actually dated) at that time…It’s completely plausible that it was a studio planted story, actually true, or a PR planted story from his side, before he toned down the PR in regards to his personal life. It could have been a studio planted story and at the time he wasn’t experienced enough or a big enough star to tell the studio he wasn’t okay with it…unlike now, for example…Like I said, there’s a reason George Clooney, Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, political wives, etc will play ball with People and give interviews…the magazine is not in the habit of printing unsubstantiated stories. It’s a fluff magazine, but it’s a reliable fluff magazine.

      • Anname says:

        I can pretty much guarantee you based on Rob’s often expressed views, that he HATED the fact that his love life was the cover story that week. Regardless of what it said, the mere fact that it exists would probably bother him. It is well-known and frequently mentioned that Rob is a very private guy, this is the opposite of private.

        BTW, enjoying the discussion today…

    • A says:

      @Anname. Ditto on the discussion :) People change, and maybe at the time he saw it as a necessary PR strategy/career move. Or, as I said, it’s very plausible that the studio planted that one a few years ago to try and market him as a young Leo…and since that was a couple of years ago, he wasn’t a big enough star or experienced enough to be able to shut it down. I think he really does minimal PR when it comes to his personal life, but 99% of actors have to do a little personal PR and he’s no different. Besides Gossip Cop and People on occasion, he kept repeating that whole “we are married” thing when promoting BD…which definitely seemed like a PR bit that someone from the studio told him to say. My point is, I doubt People would potentially risk permanently alienating a celebrity of his stature by running a major story involving him and not checking with his team. For the less reliable tabloids/blogs, like Radar, I think it’s more that they know many of the fans are obsessive and will read/click on anything…so they make a lot of shit up.

      I think KStew plays the PR game, but far less then everyone accuses her of…For all the hemming and hawing over KStew’s PR team, it’s in her best interest to shut most of the rumors and stories down…if her team was really feeding all these stories to the press, they would just be keeping the story alive…the less talk about her relationship, the less talk about the scandal. Sienna, Russell, etc…all the recent stars involved in this type of scandal disappeared from the public eye for period of time. The problem is is that she has On the Road which comes out in December, Balenciaga, and Twilight…I bet she’ll fulfill her obligations for those films, and then drop out of sight for a while unless she has to do something for Balenciaga.

      • Anname says:

        That whole “we are married” thing was Rob’s inside joke -he was creating a soundbite to provoke a reaction on purpose, for his own amusement, he says. He mentioned in some interview how the studio was mad at him for saying it so he kept repeating it. Have to keep the boring press junkets interesting in some way!

        I just can’t see how he would ever agree to “let” people run that cover story. It is so against everything he has ever said (and remained consistent on). Studio plant? I don’t know, I thought everyone was saying the studio wanted Rob and Kristen together in the fantasy romance… too many conflicting conspiracies!

      • A says:

        Agree to disagree, then :) While I would believe Star, US, In Touch, etc. would run a cover story that was complete BS, I just don’t think People would without having some decent information. She clearly had a boyfriend for the first film and part of the second film, so I feel like they were trying to push him in another Leo esque direction. Once the boyfriend was out of the picture, I do think the studio tried to benefit off the relationship. I do feel bad for that Dree Hemingway, who has a boyfriend and is saying on twitter it’s not her but all the tabloids will drag her into the mess no matter what.

    • Anname says:

      Hey A, thought this was interesting, since we were talking about Rob responding to personal stuff – re the bar photos, Gossip Cop says:

      Gossip Cop saw the same Pattinson photos earlier this week, and has since spoken with sources at the club and connected to certain other rumored “mystery blonde” candidates, looking to get conclusive information about last Saturday.

      As with almost anything concerning Pattinson these days, fans and other outlets have put forward theories, but nothing has been verified.

      When there is something solid to report, we will.

  10. Sara says:

    I find him pretty. But honestly, he looks a sad person and I think he is bad in bed.
    Between British guys I would choose Richard Madden or Kit harington.

  11. Jess says:

    Savannah is married and has three kids. The girl was not Sienna or Savannah, and the only people who are claiming it was are desperate Robsten shippers. He was talking to a girl at a bar, not dry humping a married mother of two in broad daylight. People need to get a grip.

  12. Annie says:

    Rob, please keep going out without her and keep talking to other women. This is brilliant. This is the only way he has to express the truth. People should not support the PR games around this by agreeing, especially if you like Rob. These are shamless lies and fans should be angry at how transparently they’re being jerked off for the sake of a movie that is going to make a ton of money regardless. Know that Kristen is a piece of sht before throwing away your own principles to support someone you don’t know.

    Rob is speaking through his actions and he’s speaking loudly: I’m not going to hide, I didn’t do anything wrong. I’m not going to be seen with you outside of scheduled red carpet appearances. I’m free, i’m not in couples therapy working this out. I’m having fun away from you.

    So so sad the way they are playing with fanbase that made this crap be so successful. Call them whatever you want but you don’t thank people for their support with this awful games.

    • Anname says:

      Or he just went out with friends and doesn’t care what anyone thinks, including those who want to find messages in everything he does.

      • Annie says:

        There are messages to be sent when a certain someone won’t stop selling their private life for the rescue of her congeniality and the success of a new movie. I see no need in these relationship updates and I’m sure it annoys Rob too, especially when he’s being painted as a wuss and she is being painted as a victim.
        No way he’s enjoying this crap. He tried to evade it for so long.

      • Anname says:

        OR maybe you are reading into the situation incorrectly and Rob just wanted a night out with friends instead of hiding in his hotel room. I know it’s a stretch, but maybe he didn’t consider the opinion of his fans when he decided to go out with his friends that night.

  13. KC says:

    Canoodling? No. Flirting? Possibly. Overreaction? Definitely.

    • Annie says:

      Her team could totally let this go. But they’re afraid that Rob is going to ruin their plan hence all the weekly unsolicited relationship status updates. And it’s a pretty big deal that he’s out on his own talking to other girls when her team is working this angle of “unbroken, living togther again, going to therapy.” He’s basically saying “No, I’m not. Lol.”

      Remember when everyone made jokes of Free Liberty? Free Rob, damn it. I feel like making a shirt and wearing at the gym all promo time. Poor dude.

      • Anname says:

        Poor dude? Poor helpless rob again… come on, you insult him when you say this.

        It sucks that he got cheated on, but give the guy some credit after the fact for getting on with his life the way HE WANTS. I would bet he doesn’t want your pity or your “poor dude” sentiment.

      • A says:

        @Anname. +1. I agree. He’s a 26 or 27 year old adult with clout…not some poor, helpless guy.

  14. Carrie says:

    This just in. PEOPLE mag just changed back Rob’s relationship status. Kristen is his girlfriend again. Haha.

  15. Apples says:

    This article is so funny it’s like a gift…

    The imagery in the first line especially keeps making me crack-up, which is something I really needed today.
    Thank you!

  16. Anname says:

    So it may be Dree Hemingway? The face of Savannah Miller’s fashion line.