Kim Kardashian posted this photo yesterday with the caption, “Rawwwr!!! Halloween Costume shopping.” Spoiler alert: Kim Kardashian is going as some kind of hooker for Halloween. Shocking, I know. It will be like a “slutty nurse” or a “slutty witch” or a “slutty hedgehog”. Something like that. I can’t even believe that this kind of costume exists in her size. For real? In other Kardashian news, some people down in Florida really, really hate that the Kardashians are filming down there:
Filming has begun as Kourtney & Kim Take Miami -– but this time they won’t be living anywhere near glamorous South Beach!
According to Belle Isle Blog, the Kardashian’s hopes of renting a beach home on the Sunset Islands, DiLidi Island and on North Bay Road were blocked by irate neighbors who didn’t want the hassle of having the reality-TV stars on their doorstep.
The family needed signatures from immediate neighbors of the prospective homes they wanted to use for a three-month period of non-stop filming – and a support of 90 percent of homeowners within 500 feet. However, most residents kicked up a stink – complaining that the film crews and paparazzi would prove a disruption to their normally tranquil neighborhoods. It has meant that Kourtney, Kim and Khloe – who has been filming with her older sisters – have had to settle for a base nearly 14 miles away from trendy South Beach in gloomy North Miami Beach.
“They found a gated community in North Miami Beach,” Raul Gonzalez of Miami Beach’s Office of Film and Print confirmed.
But despite their abode being in a desirable gated community, RadarOnline.com has learned the area the 51,000 square-feet property is far from safe.
“The area is known for its hourly hotels, strip clubs and high crime rate,” a source revealed. “It’s a far-cry from their usual posh digs, with just a 7-Eleven and an abandoned old bank close by.”
On Wednesday, filming for Kourtney & Kim Take Miami got underway – with the two protagonists taking the eldest sister’s kids, Mason and Penelope to the Wizard of Oz interactive exhibit at the Miami Children’s museum. The new season is set to premiere in January 2013.
“The area is known for its hourly hotels, strip clubs and high crime rate.” Then they should feel at home. Those are their people. Let’s not pretend that they’re pretty princesses who can only live in the best accommodations ever. I think it’s actually kind of awesome that they were trying to get into a fancy neighborhood and all of the people in that neighborhood were like “HELL TO THE NO.” Usually, the neighbors would just have to eat it, you know? It’s nice that the Kardashians didn’t get their way at least once.
You guys… prepare yourselves. I’m including some photos of Kim over the weekend in Miami, and she was wearing two different pairs of leather pants. One pair is like a tight, skinny-cut pair which is unflattering and awful in its own special way, but at least Kim is thoughtfully wearing a tunic which does make it slightly less awful. But the other outfit… two words: leather jophpurs. FOR REAL. Is she, like, riding horses now? Even if she was, do people wear LEATHER JODHPURS on a horse?! These pants make her look bottom-half look like she took part (voluntarily) in some kind of extreme thigh transplant.
Photos courtesy of Kim’s Twitter, Fame/Flynet.
It’s all so fake!!!
For the record: even Gisele would look miserable with that leather jodhpurs. And the girl cannot hang around WITHOUT a bra.
Someone should nominate her butt for “what not to wear”, she needs an intervention
Is her butt real?? Cause it looks kind of… wrong, plastic
I have already asked this once, and no one answered (*eyes full of tears*)
It’s true her butt looks possibly fake. Didn’t she have some kind of live ultrasound of it to prove it was real, though?
I think the flesh part is real, but this outfit looks like she is wearing several pairs of depends under the pants. The butt you see in bathing suits is significantly different from the butt in these pants.
Holy Moley, what a big ass (in more ways than one). Has no one told her leather pants make her ass look huge? Who the hell wears leather pants in hot ass Florida? Can’t be very comfortable.
@ Jenni – she had an ultrasound but that would only show an implant (and who knows if what they showed us was actually Kim anyway) but it wouldn’t show up fat injections which is definitely what happened.
Your butt doesn’t grow it’s own postcode overnight – she did not used to look like this!!
God only knows, she’s probably about 50/50 at this point. Botox, silicone, restolyn, bondo, spackle…..
And anyway, who in the hell wears leather in hot ass Florida? 100 degrees with 90percent humidity- meh I’m going for the leather pants today. WTF is wrong with these people?
Whatever it is, it’s butt ugly.
Her butt is incredibly fake she goes from spanx to butt pads to injections. It is obvious to anyone who knows what real big butts look like. The sad thing is this women desperately wants the attention and for us to believe that she is all naturel. Look at the many different pics of her and her butt never looks the same in any pic. People she has a wide flat butt! When she did that pathetic x-ray of her butt that was the saddest thing. We all know should took her implants out a few years ago and now she gets fat injections.
Kanye dresses her in all leather. Did you see the racks he sent to her in London on KUWK? 90% leather. I’m not up-in-arms over the leather thing, like PETA might be, but leather is supposed to be a once-in-a-wow wardrobe accent – leather doesn’t make for the best daytime look.
The jodhpurs make it look like her ass deflated.
Btw, it was amazing on last night’s episode when Kris advised Kim to go off birth control.
Clearly, Kanye is the long-term financial plan.
Omg… just awful!
:-O
*throws computer across the room*
Hahahaha! Good one.
She is a pretty woman. Not hating on that. but she should never ever wear leather pants. Her butt is too big. and she can hide how big and not attractive it is in dresses and skirts. But when she wears pants her butt just looks bad. And as she ages that thing is going to drop. I don’t have big butt, and I use to want one so bad. Being a black woman it is expected. but man my cloths fit great, and what I got works.
Kim has a bad back view.
I agree with every single word except- as she ages, whichever plastic surgeon created that butt will also keep lifting it for her. It’ll get weirder yet.
But how can you say that!?!? She’s a size 2!!!! She said so herself. God I hate this chick and her fat ass she doesn’t dress correctly.
I have a well endowed, all natural bum and I’m a mature (white) woman…yes, you do have to work to keep it where it’s supposed to be IF it’s natural (lots and lots of walking and squats). BUT (LOL!) I have never believed that Kim is all natural in any sense…to me everything on her looks fake. And if that’s the case then she will keep on getting plastic surgery until she transforms into Joan Rivers.
What the hell? Her ass is like a fun house mirror. It looks so different all the time. Sometimes not so bad and other times big,lumpy and diaper-y. She needs to stop wearing leather pants. Especially in Miami.
“It looks so different all the time. Sometimes not so bad and other times big, lumpy and diaper-y….”
Exactly! It looks like she is wearing a adult diaper under her pants. All the time.
I wonder how much longer Kim keeps that lumpy ass? Before she goes in and has it sucked back out.
It just does not look remotely natural. And it is sifting in the way it hangs. Which is not a positive thing.
Where as Jennifer Lopez has a big butt. And it looks great. It looks natural.
Though Lopez likes to wear things that look tragic on a large butt too.
“Though Lopez likes to wear things that look tragic on a large butt too.”
i.love.this! so true!!!!
i’m not going to comment on these women personally, but from a purely superficial point of view, i think they’re both beautiful. however, it’s a shame that they seem allergic to ever, ever finding a piece of clothing that isn’t pulling at the seams. i want to know what stylist told them this was okay.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! @ Her ass is like a fun house mirror! Take a bow, because that comment is GLORIOUS! 😀
And re: all that leather in inappropriate climates (Hawaii, Miami, etc…), I’m in NoCali, and it’s just BARELY (!FINALLY!) gotten down to the mid-high 70’s during the day. She really is an idiot, isn’t she?
@bella luna Go Nor Cal!!
i can’t even imagine how many chemicals have been injected into her body.
between the amount in her breasts, ass, and face, how can she not be worried about disease, long term complications, etc.
i guess when you’re this stupid, health takes a back seat to fame and money.
I completely agree. She’s stupid and vain. But what is her doctor’s excuse? I understand that she represents a reliable paycheck but she’s also a billboard for bad results. At some point the doc needs to realize that this work makes everyone look bad. And her health needs to be a bigger priority. At what point does the Hippocratic oath override greed and vanity?
For most plastic surgeons, it doesn’t. Vanity is what their business is based on.
@jackie O: i can’t even imagine how many chemicals have been injected into her body.
Among other things…
Aw snap!
All I can think about is how sweaty and stinky she must be. Eww!
Dude seriously. I live in north Florida and its been mid to high 80s and still quite humid. It has to be worse in Miami.
Also, there is no way the top picture is current (or un’shopped). Her hips aren’t nearly as wide as they are in the bottom pics
No one loves Kim more than Kim herself. I hate to be repetitive, but is posing and taking pictures of herself all she does all day? What a vapid twat (yes, I said it).
Her famous boyfriend is the only thing saving her from obscurity right now. But, hopefully she will go the way of Paris Hilton. Although Kim has savvier management
http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/
^^^ this site has THE BEST cartoon interpretation of the Kardashians
Just my 2cents: She is wearing a diaper, that is not a butt created by nature.
That story was hilarious! “Booty & the Beast”
#still loling
Thanks for the link, Cam! 😀 That is PRICELESS!!! (But her thighs are w-a-y bigger than that!)
Why, in her Halloween costume pic does her hair look so thick and lustrous, but in the Miami pics, it looks so stringy?
Is she wearing a wig in the Halloween costume pic…it looks like it to me…how else to explain the vast difference of hair thickness & volume (and color!)?
**By the way, may I just say that as each day goes by, this tragic girl looks more bizarre, tasteless, & tacky.
No WONDER Anna Wintour does everything she can to distance herself from this clown!
The picture in the skanky cat costume is from 2010.
Oh, ok…that makes a bit more sense. I just read the first line of this write-up & it stated Kim K. had posted that pic yesterday w/the caption, so I erroneously assumed it was a recent pic. My bad!
Ohhh thanks that makes more sense. I was just saying above there’s no way its recent, she looks much smaller
What the fug ?
Helloooo yeast infection.
….and the Miami weather is soooo conducive to leather.
Wow. Talk about weight shaming. *shakes head* I think she’s beautiful. Clothes? A little tacky, but that’s our Kim! I hope her and Kanye stick it out for the long run.
i don’t see any fat comments. she’s not fat, just skanky (see 1st pic) and can’t dress to save her life. you’d think her gay bff would clue her in to how horrible her outfits look.
A little tacky? When is it considered full on tacky then? When’s she’s flashing her v? GOHWTBS!
@Dara…WTF….seriously, WTF…not ONE COMMENT about her being fat…not one! I scrolled ALL the comments before yours & the only one that even came close was someone mentioned that her butt is big (no duh, she had that done surgically herself) & that one day it’ll drop down (which, is most likely going to happen unless she gets ANOTHER surgical intervention).
I just am a bit surprised that you accuse commenters of saying Kim K. is FAT, when you’re the only one who did. I think it’s very revealing that you said it & no one else did. That’s ON YOU.
BTW, I don’t think Kim K. is fat…she’s not fat.
Fat, Dara? NO. Profoundly tacky, with an almost eerie inability (unwillingness?) to dress not only for her body type, but in anything remotely flattering at all? ABSOLUTELY!
how skanky!!!
I can’t help it I love the leather jodphurs and white shirt – at least from the front pic. That would look awesome on a tall classy celeb. I think Charleze could rock those or someone else.
That cat costume is beyond gross. Kim isn’t much different than many people I know and read about in posting photos of themselves all day long. My husband’s family are constantly posting every photo of their activity on facebook. It is almost like they don’t ever really enjoy the moment since it is all about how fast you can get the pic on facebook or twitter or whatever. It is also extremely vain to think that anybody cares.
Is she looking for a Halloween costume in a sex shop?!
Serious question: does she get her pants custom-made? Because no way they make pants with that much ass space and yet super fitted/tight around the legs.
I guess I’m the only one who thinks Kim K. isn’t fat. She’s not the size 2 or 4 she claims but it’s her hips and butt that makes her look bigger than she is.
The pants and costume are awful. I wish this “slutty” whatever fad would go away. I guess Kim thought since the pants were leather she would look cool. Big mistake. She would have looked great if they were just normal leather pants.
Way to accentuate your…well. No. Just no.
I sincerely hope she wore panties when she tried on that costume. Just a thought.
First of all, the top picture again proves that her boobs are fake (just like that Allure cover did). No one who has that big of boobs would have been standing straight up like that.
Second of all, ever since she started dating Kanye her style has gotten so much worse. She used to wear some cute things, but now it’s all bunchy leather pants. It’s awful. Why do people think this looks good?!
I swear Kaiser when i read that line of them living in an area with strip clubs & hourly hotels I said wow this should be good for business for them. Kim can ply her trade during downtime from filming
That halloween shopping pic is actually from 2010. Kim keeps posting pics of her old self / old face / old body and thinks the public is too stupid to realise that.
Just when I thought she could not possibly choose more unflattering clothing, she pulls out those leather pants. I am stunned. She is delusional. And dumb. And in the last pic the pants are too short. Her stylist hates her.
And all I can think of when I see the pic of her in that cat costume is SKANK. It is a slutty, trashy, cheap outfit… and therefore suits her perfectly.
I love that people in gated communities realize that the likes of KIMMY are what they are trying to fence out of their neighborhoods. She belongs in an alley and that’s where she’ll be filming from. HA!!!
Butt shot = Mrs. Potato head (skinny legs, large behind)
Omigosh. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything so fugly. This is, hands down, the worst outfit she has ever worn. And I don’t mind a booty, but that thing is just ridiculous.
And no way in hell is it real, either.
Do they actually mean North Miami Beach, or just North Beach? If it’s actually North Miami Beach… yeah, not the poshest place in the world. Cops are on A1A around there all the time.
She should just go and do porn. Then she wouldn’t have to worry about covering that ass.
I think she’s ticked pr0n off her bucket
Her butt in those pants made me think of this commercial –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMeeP-5NN2g&feature=youtube_gdata_player
BWAHA! You win the Internet!
no, you do not wear leather jodhpurs, breeches or pants for horseback riding! leather chaps on top of your jeans ok, but not right next to your skin. one word: chafing.
these jodhpurs look even stranger than the traditional ones because the full part usually goes to the knee whereas on hers it goes to mid-thigh.
Oh my! I read the title and thought ‘no way is it that bad’. But, it is pretty awful!
BTW, does anyone follow her friend Jonathan chesomething? I saw one of his photos (or it might have been a pic with Kim) and a girl had posted a comment asking if he was gay. There were hundreds of comments and he went and basically attacked that girl, saying something along the lines of ‘you need to change your profile pic, you look ugly’. This was like last month or something. But I guess you can’t really expect much from KK BFF.
No, I don’t follow any of them. Actually, I don’t follow anyone anywhere online, but I usually log onto Celebitchy every day because I like the content.
I wanted to reply to you because reading what you said that Jonathan did in response to a question if he was gay, & him saying anyone is ugly made me laugh.
I mean, come on…isn’t that the pot calling the kettle black? Jonathan Cheban is aesthetically REPULSIVE, & he’s got the gall to tell someone else they’re ugly? No, I am not surprised.
So finally was he gay? 🙂
lol…oh he’s gay!! I have a gay couple that calls him out all the time. They used to watch the show apparently and even they said their gaydar went off the charts with him. But they said he’s too prissy..hahahhaaa…
To be honest, I don’t really know/care whether he’s gay or not (although, I assume he is?). I just thought it was awful how he said that to someone instead of just ignoring it (as he didn’t reply to all of the other comments)or just saying ‘Yes I’m gay/straight/none of your beeswax’. He went totally Mean Girl on her.
It’s official. Kanye hates her. No man, no matter how dense about fashion, does NOT let his woman go outside like that.
Kanye is getting revenge. He has been publicly humiliating her for weeks with these “fashions”.
I bet Mama Kris is super-excited to see Kanye destroy Kim so there will be excellent Christmas ratings showing her full-on breakdown.
MOO.
Insecure and desperate Twitter shot of the day from Kim K. She makes me sad.
Does she NOT get that peplum, ruffles, and jodhpurs DO NOT FLATTER HER COSTCO-SIZED ASS?!?
Methinks the only one she’s trying to fool is herself. Which is redundant.
Oh no no no no no no!!! My eyes!!!
Poor cows. Ten cows had to die to make those horrible leather pants she’s wearing.
She must have a lifetime supply of Monistat
Given the choices she has made in her personal life, I should think an IV drip of Monistat perpetually on tap would be most useful for her. That way she can just hook up at night when she goes to sleep. Then she can wear all the leather she likes in whatever climate she chooses, like LA, Miami, or Hawaii.
That sh*t cray.
I have no words.
I still want to know who was the whizzbang at Sears that thought having them rep a brand was a good idea; have you examined their “line” are the people that supposedly run our retail/fashion world as pneumatic and brainless as the Lardassians?
Good news is I, like most posters, believe they are on their 13th/14th minute.
Good one Palermo, glad I had both lunch and breakfast before I read your comment.
LOL. Hope you hadn’t eaten cottage cheese
I’m all for a petite curvy girl (being 5’4″ with 39 inch hips), but this is just wrong. Her ass looks…so wrong! Like Peter Dinklage and Vern Troyer stuffed in a leather bag.
Good GOD, WHYYYYY?!?!?!?! On a positive not, at least she is not lugging poor Mercy around with her. Wait, maybe she escaped??? We can only hope.
Who wears leather in Miami? And why does she continually wear things that accentuate how disproportionate she has made herself?
Worst. Outfit. Ever.
Two words:
Diaper a$$
That is an outfit only Gwen stefani could wear.
anyone else other than the “famous”would be in the circus with a butt like that!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *lmbo! 😀
She needs to put her bra back on…what the fuck is wrong with her? She must be sweating bullets in leather pants in friggin Miami: titty sweat and booty sweat. Gross. I bet that was Kanye’s idea.
The house is in the seedy area with strip clubs etc? Sounds like Kim will fit right in.
Re: my surprise at slutty Halloween costumes being offered in Kim’s size – I was being genuine, and it wasn’t my intention to “body-shame” or whatever. I really am surprised that there are stores offering Halloween costumes in Kim’s size, because she’s a curvier girl, and whenever I look at the Halloween costumes offered in my town, they’re all kid-sized or for really, really skinny girls.
I think she over did the padding a bit! I laughed out loud at that first picture. It’s like her ass got stung by a bee!
You can’t believe they make costumes like that in her size? She’s probably able to squeeze into a size medium in stretchy stuff, she’s pretty short.
Those pants are truly unfortunate.
Paris said it best her ass looks like cottage cheese inside a trash bag gross. Thats the best way to describe those pants.
NO you do not wear leather jodhpurs riding!! And honestly, all types of riding pants tend to be more fitted these day, not so blousy around the hip/thigh area. All that extra fabric bunches and chafes!
OMG! The mirror is your friend Kim…
I have no words for the last few pictures…
But as far as the slutty leopard pic goes…
It’s either photoshopped or she’s wearing one of those breastplate things like the drag queens wear, her b00bs are usually pretty saggy.
And the black lacefront wig? Duh we know her hair is not that color anymore.
Either that or this pic is from 2007.
I have no words for the last few pictures…
But as far as the skanky leopard pic goes…
It’s either photoshopped or she’s wearing one of those breastplate things like the drag queens wear, her b00bs are usually pretty saggy.
And the black lacefront wig? Duh we know her hair is not that color anymore.
Either that or this pic is from 2007.
I don’t think you meant it negatively, b/c I think we both agree that- katface aside- she has a nice, curvy bod. But it’s easy to do sound that way without thinking about it. No shade. But she’s… what? A 14? No slutty halloween costume for 14? I’m a 14 and call myself fat, so I really am not mad… YOU SO SENSITIVE! :-p
“I can’t even believe that this kind of costume exists in her size.”
LMAO #Shade
That ass is not normal… and I don’t think real. It looks like she actually lost some weight, but somehow, her ass is bigger. I guarantee that thing (gross as it is) is store bought. Although, I have no idea why someone would intentionally do that to themselves.
Halloween costume or the final piece of her transformation? DO YOU SEE?!
I…..I can’t unsee that!!!
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/248/cannot_be_unseen.jpg
She looks so sluty in that costume and the leather pants not a good look her big as..is really ugly.
Pants aside, WEAR A BRA, woman.
Even though Kim K. just tweeted that photo yesterday, you can tell its from years past! If you look on her site, she poses in that cat costume years ago (with the stomach filled in with fabric). Also, in that pic her hair is longer & darker w/ no highlights. And she’s using a blackberry, not an iPhone. 🙂
Come on Miz Joan Rivers, rip into this one. Put leather over a heifer butt like that and someone is sure to go….. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. What a world we live in when you can become famous just because you have a gigantic a**.
I wish there were Box outfits, we wouldn’t have to see the detail.
Man, do those outfits look uncomfortable! And unintentionally hilarious. Love the top pic of KK taking yet another pic of herself. And wow, look how happy she looks! That costume is hysterical!
It is beginning to look to me as if her main activity really is taking pics of herself & sending them out to the world “Look at me! Look at me!” How much attention does one little Kardashian need?
Kim is desperate as hell!!
THAT costume pic is old, she WISHED she was that size again.
Boy, did Reggie dodge a circus and his own personal Klown.
LOL
Jonathan is so damn ugly, his face, is just very unfortunate.
I see he’s still in the closet, the thought of him dating a woman..LOL
i have NEVER seen kim look this bad. maybe tacky and whorerish (if that’s a word, lol) but never straight up ugly. when i scrolled down and took a look at her butt in those pants i literally recoiled, because her ass was so huge it looked like a deformity. wtf is she thinking? wtf is her STYLIST thinking?
KIM! stop freaking taking fashion advice from kanye and his minions! he looks good and you don’t. maybe as vain as he is ( and you are) he might even be trying to make you look unattractive next to him on PURPOSE. get a mind of your own, idiot!
I find it so pathetic when a 31-year-old tweets photos of herself in a bathroom mirror. She’s icky. She looks like her mom. I think Kanye is gay, too, or at least bi.
I was going to say the worst style idea ever was those pants with the white and black panels, but then I saw this, and you’re right, this is worse.
This is just a tragedy for my eyes. WHYYYYYYYYYYY did I even click this link?!!!! :UltimateSad: