Lindsay Lohan’s mom Dina was dressed like a slut while having dinner with a guy in NY recently. Diners watched agast as her date started feeling her up under a napkin right there at the table:
Dina [Lohan], spotted in a “really short dress and boots,” made some fellow diners at Kobe Club lose their appetites Wednesday night. A guy sitting next to Dina was “all over her,” we’re told. “Dina had a napkin in her lap and hiked up her dress,” our source says. “The guy put his hand under her napkin . . . It went on for like five minutes.” After the guy realized he was being watched, he stopped whatever it was he was doing. A rep for Dina said, “That’s a disgusting lie and it’s completely untrue.”
I think I once downloaded a Jenna Jameson video with a similar plot, except it was another woman at dinner with her and they went off and had rough sex in the bathroom.
I just might think drinking myself into nightly absolut oblivion was a good way to cope if the news of my mom getting fingered at dinner got out too. Maybe Lindsay needs to start calling herself Rose and see if Madonna will take her under her Kabbalah wing. Madonna would surely be grateful for the publicity, and Lindsay needs some kind of guidance. Ending up branwashed by a psuedo-Jewish cult seems like a viable alternative for her now.
And we wonder where Lindz gets it from….
I’m trying to decide who is the worst hanger-on parent, her or Joe Simpson.
Im imagining a sort of combination fish/sausage/astro-glide scent ensued, correct ?
Dude, gross!
*shudder*
Yeah, with a mommy dearest like that I’m not surprised at all the troubles Ms. Lohan seems to be having. Not to mention how wonderful her father has been.
Poor kid. I feel sorry for her. I do! Somebody needs to take that child under their wing.
What’s the adage: “like mother/like daughter.” Now, we see what kind of TRASH Lindsay comes from. No wonder the girl is a “MENTAL HEAD CASE!” I think I would beat my mom with on of my desert boots if I EVER heard she was in public (at a resturant) no less getting fingered by some jackass! The word is “class” and this OLD slut needs to get some and start setting a decent example for her “FIRE-CROTCH” daughter!
WOW! How sick!
But LL little sister is the REAL beauty of the three, WOW she’s really, really pretty! Let’s just hope that she sees the light and don’t turn into trash like Mom and LL
Poor, poor Lilo. I seriously feel sorry for her.
nastikins mummi dearest. Agreed -Ali Lohan is stunning. I hope she has a chance for normalcy and art rather than smut. xo alexi
ha ha! No wonder Lindsay is a mess. Her father’s in jail, and her mother wants to be a bigger star than her daughter. Poor Lindsay, she has no one to guide her.
And I saw that JJ video too. Great minds watch the same porn. 😉
And then suddently Lindsay Lohan’s attitude is explained: Genetics! 😀
Chic Mommy hahaha! When I was using Bearshare that had to be the most popular porn video around.
it runs in the family!
JEEENAAAAAA! (Think ‘Streetcar Named Desire’, Stanley yelling, “Stella”)
Where, oh Where does a domestic- dominatrix lay hand upon the yummy-looking device on your homepage?
You don’t get to be “happily married” playing Bridge, Dish!
PS, I think if my mom got, “fingered in public”, she’d be a lot less uptight, and hung-up. People with dysfunctional families have no idea how lucky they are, they’re the ones who actually have a shot at being happy, because they’ve already lost everything.
What a nasty whore?No wonder Linds turned out the way she did and her poor sister who knows what will happen to her.Another perfect example of money doesn’t buy class.
DINA LOHAN IS A FORMER ROCKETTE AT RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL,WAS A WALLSTREET ANALYST BEFORE BECOMING HER DAUGHTER’S PIMP UM I MEAN MANAGER YEP DINA LOHAN MUST MISS THE STAGE LIFE AND HAVING PEOPLE LOOKING AT HER!