Lindsay Lohan’s bank accounts were just seized by the IRS, hahaha

Well, here’s another “blow” for Lindsay Lohan. TMZ reports that the IRS has seized all of her bank accounts (that they know about)!! So much for Charlie Sheen’s payment for services rendered loan of $100,000. So much for all of those cash transactions. So much for Lindsay handing $10,000 to her sister for their brother’s tuition… at 4 a.m. at a club. You know what really surprises me? That Lindsay even HAS bank accounts at this point. Aren’t all of her jobs cash transactions?

As if she weren’t royally screwed enough … Lindsay Lohan’s tax problems have become so extreme … the IRS has seized ALL of her bank accounts in order to repay her massive outstanding debt.

As we reported, Uncle Sam has filed tax liens against Lindsay for the years 2009 and 2010 — claiming she owes $233,904 in unpaid federal taxes.

Charlie Sheen generously paid Lindsay $100,000 to help alleviate Lindsay’s 2009 tax problem — but we’re told Charlie’s check barely scratched the surface … because Lindsay also owes money for 2011.

The IRS has given Lindsay ample time to pay up — but the Man’s tired of waiting … so we’re told the IRS has seized ALL her bank accounts in order to settle her debt.

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, she’s in full-on panic mode about her financial situation, and is desperately trying to make some cash to get out of the red.

[From TMZ]

At first I was like, “Only 2009 and 2010? I guess they’ve only gotten to 2010. I bet her 2011 taxes are a hot mess too.” And then magically TMZ said that her 2011 returns are a mess too. This is a wonderful message to all of the young crackheads out there: you can be a cracked-out mess with the cops, you can be a cracked out mess with your court-ordered rehab, you can be a cracked-out mess with the California Justice system, but you cannot be a cracked out mess with the IRS. The IRS will always get you. The IRS has a very low tolerance for crackheads.

Speaking of rehab, TMZ also claims that, according to Vodka McCracken, she DOES NOT need rehab:

Lindsay Lohan’s friends are trying to make her go to rehab, but she’s saying NO! NO! NO! … telling them she doesn’t believe she needs it … TMZ has learned.

As TMZ first reported, Lindsay has become so stressed out by her impending probation violation, she’s been hitting the bottle hard … drinking as much as two liters of vodka per day.

According to our sources, close friends of Lindsay have been urging her to go to rehab BEFORE she goes to court … hoping the move might win her favor with the judge.

But we’re told Lindsay is having none of it … telling friends she does not think she has a problem with alcohol. Our sources say Lindsay points to the fact that she recently completed three movies as proof she does not need rehab. Funny … cause watching “Liz & Dick” suggests the opposite.

We’re told Lindsay is worried about the upcoming hearing, but maintains she will not check into rehab as a way to try and avoid jail time.

Don’t say they didn’t warn you.

[From TMZ]

Yeah. I don’t think rehab should even be at the table. How many times has she even been in and out of rehab? It’s like… half a dozen or more trips. It doesn’t help. It doesn’t sober her up. It’s not an appropriate punishment. You know what an appropriate punishment would be? The Supermax federal prison in Colorado. I’m just sayin’.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. brin says:

    Yeah…hit her where it hurts…no more drug deals for you, Crackie!

  2. Devon says:

    I LOL’d so hard this morning when I read it. She’s majorly screwed.

  3. CamColty says:


  4. dorothy says:

    Sad, but well deserved.

  5. AmyB says:

    What happened to this girl to make her such a mess??? She is what 25? I pity her at this point and see that she will be like some celebrities who die at an early age. Her parents should be disgusted but they are not; they enable her. Very sad. She is lost and sick and needs serious help. I know people make jokes about her but I feel sorry for her circumstance. Not for her, mind you. She did this to herself. She is clearly ill and needs help but seems she wont admit to that. Addiction kills. End of story.

    • erika says:

      you know what? i’m starting to swing w/ you on this too amyb… and i’ve been one of HoLo’s…okay, stop, Lindsay’s biggest haters.

      Layin in bed last night i truly felt so horrible and scared for her. she needs help, BUT LL, you HAVE TO LET THE HELP IN!

      I know she’s a mess, and i’m NOT justifying BUT….

      - never knew or lived in existence of a ‘reality’ her whole entire life has literally been a commercial or movie set. Fiction. LL start acknowledging reality, it’s the only world you can survive in now

      -her parents are as bad as molesting/psyhical abusers. I KNOW, she’s 26, let go, but she can’t because they wont let her. LL, you are a big bird now your p’s should have KICKED you out of the ‘nest’ at 18. cut them off, literally, at least while you get help. CUT it out.

      -No, don’t go to rehab. this will have been like your 6th or 7th time. It doesn’t work, you don’t want it. Go to JAIL.

      -Please, if anyone knows LL or can pass this on to her, this is MY lifeplan for you. Coming from a true Hater but also coming from someone who, realistically, (reality) sees your tombstone, and no one should be this HATED, mocked and despised in this country. BUT…frankly, we are all tired of being VICTIMIZED by YOU!

      Here’s my LL Back to Reality Plan:

      -get to court(s) on time.
      -apologize to judge, beg for jail time, a LOT of jail time. At least 6mths.
      -do your jail time. this is the only way you can detoxify. It won’t be pretty, but if you truly detox off of drugs/booze, you’ll feel like a super hero.
      -after 6mths jail, NO stopping, go straight to rehab. No family visits or excurcisions. Sit and do the work in rehab. Don’t publicize which one.
      -after a year total of jail and rehab, pack your sh*t, don’t tell anyone where you’re going, and get OUT of this country and away from paps. Just be YOU. Alone. Unabused. Free.

      After all that, THEN you can stage a combeback, but only with the guidance and OK’s of press agent, agent, therapists, drug coach/buddies. That’s the gang you need to hang out with. screw anyone else.

      please LL, I felt so bad for U last night, what a horrible existence to know that every American truly hates U and you discovered your talent GONE. Take my advice to save your life girl.

      • emmie_a says:

        Might be a problem with your plan: I don’t think prison is a drug-free environment. There was a story in my local paper about a guy who went to prison never having touched a drug and came out an addict.

      • Annie says:

        Erick – I tweeted her something along the lines of the same plan. She instantly blocked me.

      • atorontogal says:

        Yes her parents have f*cked her up psychologically but comparing them to parents who physically and sexually abuse their children is doing such an injustice to the survivors of this kind of abuse.
        People really need to think and read their posts BEFORE they hit “submit”.
        Her parents are horrible people but she has been of an age to separate herself from them for years now. She had financial independence but is so drugged up all the time she is incapable of living a normal existance. THIS is her OWN fault!

      • Suzie_Q says:

        @erika- Bravo! I totally agree with your plan, particularly about the jailtime, and not publicizing where she goes to rehab and staying out of the public eye. But I would also add something else, in addition to drug coaches and therapists, she would probably benefit from some extremely basic acting classes…at this point make herself a believable actress is a problem. The Actors Studio, The New School for Drama…something because whatever talent she has (or in my opinion had) is worthless without her being humble enough to learn the basic tools of her craft and honing her skills as an adult actress. Particularly a sober, lucid, and hopefully mature adult actress, concentrating on her work instead of tabloids, drugs, and partying.

      • TracyK says:

        Erika, you have a heart to pray for her. God Bless. Just go with it. It’s like me and animals, I feel way more for animals than humans. I don’t know what she’s been through but I do believe your plan would be good for her.

    • Jupiter says:

      AmyB, I agree. I think she is really sad. With her parents, she had no chance. I have grown up with a lot of addiction in my family, and I know how lethal it is. It’s not a joke. She’s still very young.

      • LeslieM says:

        I’m with Amy and like Erik’s plan. I think she’s definitely the most destructive actor of all time. Surely she’ll get jail time and like you I hope it’s A lot! She has lost her mind! Can she get it back?

  6. Amelia says:

    OOONNNN the third day of Crackmas, my Crackie gave to me -
    3 suitcases full of blow,
    2 shoots with Terry,
    And a credit history worse than Fergie!

    • victoria1 says:

      “The IRS will always get you. The IRS has a very low tolerance for crackheads.”

      and then the song continues. HAHAHAHAHAH

      • Amelia says:

        I’ve got an image of Liam Neeson in my head, all suited-up and severe looking, talking to Crackie down the phone on behalf of the IRS.
        …”We will find you, and we will bankrupt you.”

      • marie says:

        ha ha, awesome Amelia..

      • ahoyhoy says:

        Liam, wearing his accountant’s green visor and sleeve garters, twirls his dreaded red pen as he continues…”I have a very specialized set of skills….with a 10-key calculator.”

        LMAO, Amelia!

      • lori says:

        I don’t know Amelia, I wonder if Liam and his big thang might fall victim to Lilo supersuction BJ’s.

      • Tuxedo Cat says:

        HAHAHAHA!! Good one, Brilliant

      • Sassy says:

        Here are another couple of fun facts about the IRS. You can go bankrupt, but your IRS debt is not relieved. Yes, they can access your bank accounts and take all the money out. They can also access your 401K or other investments. If you have a business, they can attach your accounts receivable and padlock the doors of your business. I know too much.

  7. Summer says:

    Am I the only one who feels bad for her? She’s really f***d up.

    • Birdix says:

      I do too. Why doesn’t anyone help her? She can’t help herself…and seems to be in an accelerating downward spiral.

      • cr says:

        There have been people who’ve tried to help her, but if she doesn’t want to help herself, nothing will work.

      • JL says:

        Because Dina, Michael and all the rest are jockeying to get that Ca$h before the IRS. Talk about “pimping” your own child! Whores all of them.

    • Samigirl says:

      I don’t feel bad for her at all. I work for an accounting firm, and we have clients who are EXTREMELY wealthy and still manage to pay their taxes. Every time she doesn’t pay, she’s stealing from the government, as well as you and me!

      • DottieDot says:

        I agree. She could have had her taxes deducted from her paycheck from the work she has done over those years and wouldn’t have this problem.

    • Ming says:

      No, you’re not alone.

      NASA found Sorrys for Lindsay on Mars.

    • Lb says:

      I feel bad for her too. And every time I hear about her troubles, I just want to sit her down and yell snap out ofit. Fix your life. But then I feel like a hypocrite because I need to fix my own.

      I think she’s going to have to hit absolute rock bottom before she changes.

    • NerdMomma says:

      I would feel bad for her if she wasn’t so unbelievably mean. She’s just a mean person who treats other people like sh*t. I know she’s an addict and needs help, and I certainly hope she gets it together, and to that end I don’t want to see her continue to get away with breaking the law and treating others like garbage.

      • Sandra says:

        That’s it exactly. Let’s all save our sads for people who aren’t entitled jerks. Girlfriend gets more breaks in a day than you and I will get in our entire lives combined, and it’s high time for someone or some entity in a position of power to do the right thing and hold this twit responsible for the shambles she’s made of a once gifted life. I could care less at this point if she “gets help” – it would just be nice if she could perform the basic functions of being a human being without turning it into a total gong show.

        She’s an immature asshole, and there’s already plenty of those in the world. This one just has money……or had.

    • judyjudy says:

      I don’t feel bad for people who are given a million chances but continue to lie, steal, endanger lives, and punch people in the face.

      • SusieQ2 says:


      • ahoyhoy says:

        Yup. 3 DUI’s and I’m done with a person.
        Carjacking too. She’s only 26, right?!

      • The Original Genevieve says:

        @ judyjudy…

        YES!! This, exactly!! Justice is finally served. I’m certain this makes me a terrible person, but I LOL’d my way out of bed this morning upon reading this.

        Ahhh, poor, POOR Crackie McCracken!! :D

      • kimcheee says:

        You forgot the cocaine possession. Oh, right – those weren’t her pants – just someone’s pants she accidentally put on when she left the party….

        I think she’ll die young. She’ll never face up to reality. I don’t blame her and I’d hate to be in her shoes.

        She is the most tragic of the celebrities at this point in time. I don’t think she’ll last long enough to join the 27 club.

    • Green is Good says:

      Yep, pretty much.

      Sorry, my sympathy for The Cracken got flushed when she went to that posh “rehab” (resort$) in Utah, and had the balls to do a photoshoot at the rehab!

      • A-rod says:

        I remember those photos!!! “Oh, I’m just meditating. Oh! hi there, just me reading the Big Book”. That facility should have lost its license for letting that happen!

    • Merritt says:

      I don’t feel bad for her because she doesn’t take all the trouble she is in seriously.

      If she had made a genuine effort to improve her situation, then I would feel bad for her.

      She thrives on drama. Whenever things are starting to look up for her, she can’t deal with it, and does something to mess it up.

    • whateveryouwantittobe says:

      I’ve always thought she was just a selfish, narcissistic liar but I now think she might be seriously mentally ill beneath all of that. And for this reason I can’t laugh about all her problems. If you’re lucky your family would take on the role of talking sense and encouraging to get help but she probably inherited it from them on both sides!

      She probably needs a good 5 years jail and psychiatric therapy.

      • erika says:

        bingo on the mentally ill, seriously, addiction and mental illness/depression is a matter of ‘which came first? the chicken or the egg?’

        does addiction spawn mentally illness or does mental illness create addicting behavior? methinks the first one…

    • Kath says:

      I used to feel sorry for her… maybe five years ago or so. I thought she might be able to take herself out of the celebrity snake pit and, I dunno, go to college or something and make an acting ‘comeback’ years later. After all, she does have the parents from hell etc.

      But, frankly, she now strikes me as just a horrible, spoilt a-hole.

      Even without the drugs and alcohol, the violence and stealing and materialism are all horrible enough in themselves. (What kind of grown woman HITS people, for heaven’s sake?)

      I think I was ‘done’ when she tweeted that stupid photo of her Chanel, laptop and private plane – as if this was evidence of the success she’d made of her life (gag).

      Then there was the tweeting to President Obama about how she needed the government’s ‘support’ as a millionaire etc. (which, in retrospect, was obviously an allusion to her tax problem).

      She’s now on her umpteenth career ‘comeback’, and yet she STILL has a horrible attitude, treats people like crap and thinks she can get away with being ‘difficult’ on movie sets (even on TV movies, hah hah).

      So, yeah, sorry for the essay, but I think she has used up every last drop of residual sympathy that the public used to have for her.

  8. LadyMTL says:

    Wasn’t it the IRS who eventually helped bring down Al Capone? I mean, if they can crush one of the biggest mobsters of all time, La Cracken is sooooo up the creek. (Go IRS, hahaha).

    • gloaming says:

      Was thinking the same myself. This could be what finally puts her behind bars, at least for a significant amount of time.

      What a mess, how’s she going to explain her ‘payments’ from her ‘benefactors’

      • ahoyhoy says:

        YES, the IRS has a very negative view of unreported ‘gifts’ of value.
        I think ‘gifts’ (including rent payments/hotel bills paid) have to be under $13,000/year PER benefactor, to be untaxed as income. I think her ‘gifts’ can be proven to be MUCH higher than that.

        Can you imagine Crackie hunting for receipts for all her crack booty? HA!
        If she has money she won’t explain the source of—she is SCREWED BLUE for YEARS.

    • LeslieM says:

      I had an Uncle who defrauded the IRS. All he got was house arrest. But there was an actor, I can’t remember who he was but he got some serious jail time. She’s been charged with so many things. I guess she’ll have separate trial on all of them. She needs to be locked up for a long time. I hope it makes difference but I think she needs some serious psychiatric medication before she’ll get better.

      • zinjojo says:

        Yes, that would be Wesley Snipes — he got a three year prison sentence for defrauding the IRS and failing to pay taxes. Like Kaiser said, the state of California and the L.A. legal system may take it easy on the Cracken but the IRS does not screw around.

        The other thing about the Cracken’s current situation is that if you make a good faith effort to pay any back taxes that you owe, the IRS will work with you on a repayment plan. They play hardball (like seizing bank accounts) when you blow them off, so while everyone’s heard about Cracken’s tax problems for some time, she’s been living in denial about them (like everything else in her downward spiral of a life).

      • LeslieM says:

        Thank you. It was bugging me that I couldn’t come up with who that was. So if the IRS has been after her for a long time she might go to jail as well. I wonder how long it’s been going on. She’s been out of it for such a long time.

  9. Listerino says:

    This really made my day. Time to wake up Lindsay and actually pay for your actions.

  10. Ms Kay says:

    … I had a massive downfall it cost me friends money self esteem respect and the whole karma package.. It was already difficult to handle in a small environment now imagine on the worldwide scale as a public figure.. Your entire downfall is “witnessed” by millions you are condemned and burned. It takes an inner strength to get back on your feet and still people will still find a way to cast stones at you… I do hope she gets back on her feet because at this point it’s not even funny anymore… *blank stare*

    Boy do I really love life as non public figure. *hug self*

    • loma says:

      That’s really inspiring, good for you! I hope Lindsay can strengthen her own inner resolve too & come out of this. She didnt really have much chance with her parents but all the more reason Ihope she can grow. I know it’s an unpopular sentiment to root for her but I hope she can do it. For herself.

    • erika says:

      well said, appropriate for this moment and all the best to YOU.

    • Jaquebelle says:

      Am ***BY NO MEANS*** a Lohan fan, but as someone who has struggled w/ addiction, I know how the road to recovery is a difficult one. No one wakes up saying: I want to be an alcoholic when I grow up lol. If you define addiction, it deals w/ continued use d*e*s*p*i*t*e negative consequences. In meetings we are taught to pray for addicts in and out of the circle, for people like Lohan. Many chair people of my AA meetings with long-term sobriety relapsed dozens of times before it stuck. Many went to jail and many are dead. Rock bottom is sometimes relative. For me, it meant consequences and severe embarrassment, but thank God daily that he allowed me an opportunity to get it right and to make things right. Can only imagine being a celebrity during my addiction days and having my misdeeds highlighted for the world to see, because my story would make Lohan’s adventures look like a Disney cartoon lol. Understanding addiction might be difficult, because most people would have stopped using after jail, but once again, addiction is continued use despite negative consequences. Very true. The life of an addict who continues using ends in one of three places. Jail. Rehab. Or Death. Will continue to pray for those in and out of the circle.

      • PoliteTeaSipper says:

        God bless you and may he continue to help with your recovery.

      • Kimbob says:

        @Jaquebelle, it sounds like you’ve really gotten it together & are working a great program. Congratulations on a job well done….it’s a day by day thing, I know, as I’m in recovery also.

        Just wanted to give you a shout out. It’s simple, but not easy…LOL…again, keep it up!

  11. G says:

    Is this getting close to rock bottom?

  12. Belle Epoch says:

    This is great! We keep hearing stories about how she gave her mother $40,000 in cash, or her purse was stolen with $10,000 in cash, or she gave her sister $10,000 in cash… It’s not how normal people operate, to say the least, so the IRS wants to know where all this tax-free cash is coming from. Usually people (cough mob cough) who get this kind of cash off the books are bright enough not to talk about it!

    I hope the IRS figures out every penny. She probably figured whores don’t have to pay taxes LOL.

    Remember, it’s a set up! It’s not her fault!

    • daz says:

      Now we all now who ‘stole’ her purse. It was just the IRS seizing the b*tch’s assets and poor crackie got busted for a smack-down for nothing.

    • emmie_a says:

      I don’t know if Lindsay offered her mom $40,000 or if her mom asked for it – BUT what mom takes $40,000 from a daughter she knows owes money to the IRS?? Unless Lindsay lied (no!!) & told her mom the debt was paid?

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Cue another Linnocent sob story about how “someone” (the IRS) “stole” her money (which is in increments of $10K, natch) and she’s the victim and it’s just not FAIR, blah blah blah…

      • Jay says:

        “Not fair”… Reminds me of a thing I used to tell my kids when they were younger… “‘Fair’ does not mean you get what you want. It means you get treated like everyone else.” Seems applicable here.

      • Ruffian9 says:

        well, to be fair, the IRS is just jealous, ’cause it’s never gonna win an Oscar EVER.

      • Kath says:

        Reminds me of Courtney Love, who spent millions and millions of Kurt Cobain’s legacy (and her daughter’s inheritance) on absolute crap and then claimed someone ‘stole it’.

        Nah, it couldn’t have been that you were so whacked out on drugs that you were buying dozens of $20K designer outfits and endless junky crap (which no doubt were soon covered in cigarette burns and sundry stains)…

        …no, someone STOLE the money. Right.

  13. says:

    “[Rehab] is not an appropriate punishment”.

    Rehab is meant to help those who want and are ready to be helped, not punish those with substance abuse. I agree that in Crackie’s case, she is not ready to even admit to a problem (unless it’s “everyone else is the problem” excuse).

    • Kimbob says:, yes, you make a good point. However, for The Cracken, rehab would be exactly that….like a jail sentence…punitive. Why? Because in rehab they try to get addicts/alcoholics to “look in the mirror” & get honest w/themselves. They try to break through the many, many layers of rationalization & justification……this would be WORSE than jail for The Cracken. It would be, an absolute nightmare/horror story for her.

  14. mommak918 says:

    These stories aren’t amusing to me anymore.
    They stopped being funny months back.
    She’s got so many issues its sad now.
    Yes, she did it to herself…but does anyone care for her anymore?
    We know her parents don’t. They use her, therefore she uses anyone as well. Its a vicious cycle. I can kinda understand the suicide ment she made a week or two back…the girl has nothing positive in her life. And what little could be positive (her 3 movies she recently did) have all been disasters. She’s a ticking time bomb…a sad, disastorous one that no one can take their eyes off.

    • melca blue says:

      Yes, I agree. It’s sad to watch the slow self destruction. It’s not funny, it never has been funny.

    • Elle Kaye says:

      But Momma, there are people who have reached out to help her. Good people. And she turned them away. Yes, she has terrible parents, but there are people who were raised with terrible parents that turned out just fine. She does not want to admit that she has a problem. Either it is the addiction, mental illness, or both. I hope that a judge takes control of her and soon. Perhaps she needs a conservatorship until she can take care of herself…if that is ever a possibility.

      • LeslieM says:

        In the paper the other day there was a story about a man who was ordered by the court to take medication. There are medications out there that will really slow this train down. She’ll loose her personality but in this case that’s a good thing.

      • emmie_a says:

        Leslie: Unless you are incredibly over-medicated with the wrong medication (or diagnosis) you do not lose your personality on psychiatric medication!

      • LeslieM says:


        I am so glad to hear you say that. I have a family member who was completely fine until several horrible things happen to her at the same time. She became completely depressed and the anti-depressants made her manic. She thought she was better, stopped her meds and it cause a psychotic episode. She was diagnosed with bi-polar and takes a drug called lamectal. She is not the same person at all. Her Outgoing personality is gone and she watches tv all day.
        Her family has been told changing the medication could make her suicidal so they are living with it. Just happy she is not so horribly depressed. Maybe there is hope even though the doctors want to stay the course.

      • LeslieM says:


        I am so glad to hear you say that. I have a family member who was completely fine until 4 horrible things happen to her at the same time. She became completely depressed and the anti-depressants made her manic. She thought she was better, stopped her meds and it cause a psychotic episode. She was diagnosed with bi-polar and takes a drug called lamectal. She is not the same person at all. Her Outgoing personality is gone and she watches tv all day.
        Her family has been told changing the medication could make her suicidal so they are living with it. Just happy she is not so horribly depressed. Maybe there is hope even though the doctors want to stay the course.

      • emmie_a says:

        Leslie: I work in the psychiatric arena and am familiar with Lamictal. You gave one example of which is not the norm. There have been incredible advances with psychiatric treatment and medication. I hope your family member continues to look for answers because with the resources available today there is no reason for them to suffer.

      • UghInsomnia says:

        I’ll out myself. I have bipolar disorder and a panic disorder, and I take Lamictal and Abilify daily, along with Klonopin when I need it. I have NOT lost my personality- just the weight of the albatross that is BPD perched on my shoulders. Living with BPD is HARD, and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. Even medicated, there are occasionally days that I feel the mania taking over and it’s all I can do to either get out of bed or stop myself from making rash decisions (cutting off all of my hair, painting the entire house on a whim, etc.) Lamictal has helped me SO much, without making me a total zombie like meds like Seroquel did. That was like being on horse tranquilizers, and with small kids, I can’t not function. I hope things go well for your aunt- maybe she needs her dosage adjusted? If she has really lost her shine, please have her talk to her doctor- it doesn’t have to be that way. Best of luck!

  15. mommak918 says:

    Her suicide comment**

  16. Gwen says:

    GO IRS, GO!!

  17. Velouria says:

    She would never commit suicide; she’s not the type I don’t think…too narcissistic. Any comments like that are for sympathy or attention.

    And honestly, I don’t think she’ll die young either. I think she and her family are like cockroaches and will be around longer than most of us.

    • Lili says:

      I agree, she will not die young and she will be foreber thinking she is this gorgeous iconic mega star, a legend, like monroe and taylor. She is delusional!

    • Becky says:

      Oh I didn’t want to go there but since you did… Lindz seems like she just the type to attempt something stupid right now to escape this nightmare and gain sympathy… though I doubt shed make a serious attempt.

    • Ida says:

      She is toying with suicide simply by taking the risk. If she drinks two litters of vodka a day – hell, even two litters of wine a day would suffice – and doing coke and/or crack and/or heroin and/or whatever the fuck else she does on the side, that’s a big risk. On top of that she seems to have all manner of health problems, I vaguely remember something about her prescription medications, when it all became public a few years ago, and the amount of hardcore antibiotics alone freaked me out. Now, she may well live, others have done it, but she could also die, and I really think she might die.

  18. Skins says:

    God, I love that picture with the yellow teeth

    • babythastarsshinebrite says:

      What about the picture where you can see straight up her nose into the emptiness of her head?

  19. gogoGorilla says:

    This girl is a hot mess – an unrecognizable and not particularly mess, at this point. She doesn’t even look like herself any longer. I hope she gets the help she needs to get her life straightened out, but she’s in her own way right now. At the rate she’s going, she’ll be dead before she’s 30.

  20. Cathy says:

    I have to think about it, do I feel bad for her or not…..thinking…..nope, I don’t feel bad for her. She did this to herself. You can’t mess with the IRS and expect to get away with it.

  21. Quinn says:

    For all of you who feel sorry for Miss Lohan, please remember that SHE feels sorry for NONE of her actions. Don’t waste sympathy on those who don’t deserve it. Lindsay will lie, cheat and steal her way out of anything she can. Don’t forget all of the people she has lied about (“these are the black kids’s pants…”My assistant was driving the car”)…she has NO conscience and only feels sad when she’s caught. A true narcissist.

    • loma says:

      U know it’s for all the things you mentioned that I feel bad for Lindsay. She is 25 but her mental and emotional age is just a fraction of that. She’s not moving past the point of adolescence. She’s stunted and it’s so sad to me.

      On top of it all she is narcissistic so there’s that good chance she won’t ever be able to realize how far back she is and how she’s ruining her own future before she’s had the chance to live it. Her parents, her mother esp have been enabling her for so godamn long she’s screwed. Its looking like a miracle is the only way she’ll come through. Her mother sucks ass. LL should be her own person but the more this goes on the more I despise her ‘mother’

      But maybe Dina was also enabled when she was a kid.

    • Beatrice Sparkplug says:

      @ Quinn: Well said. I am not a fan of blaming her parents. My father had terribly abusive, subhuman trashbags as parents and he turned out to be an amazing father, husband and person til the day he died. He went through life with his eyes open.

      • Quinn says:

        Now, your father is the type of person who should be the celebrity in our world…and the millions of others who have risen from terrible childhoods and been productive members of society. Most people NEVER get the myriad of chances that Lohan has…just to piss it all away. If she was at ALL contrite, perhaps I could muster some sympathy…until then, absolutely not.

      • emmie_a says:

        Great comments Quinn & Beatrice!

    • Suzie_Q says:

      I agree..I think Lindsay is trash, is ignorant, arrogant, entitled, and bigoted. She never takes responsibility for her own actions and she’s even horrible and toxic to people who give her unwavering, loyal support (Like the assistant she blamed for the accident, who also bailed her out last week and she screamed for him to get out of her car. ) But I still feel some modicum of sympathy for her because I think she not only has mental issues, I’m personally wondering if this is going to leave her financially destitute. Just because she’s garbage, doesn’t mean I have to turn off the basic human compassion I have for other people when they seem to suffering. Then I’d be no better then a narcissist like her.

    • Lady D says:

      I’d like to remind all those feeling sorry for her that you are just the type of person she likes to throw drinks at. She will clip you with her car if you are in her way.
      She will blame and smear you if ever you cross her path.
      She is a violent abusive bully who couldn’t care any less about any of you.
      She will constantly look down on you. She thinks it’s her right to drive drunk and stoned, and if she hits you or someone you love, I can guarantee the first phone call she makes will be to TMZ to slander you.
      She admits going to rehab to avoid jail. Never mind that someone who wants to take charge of their demons needs in, she needs a place to hide out while continuing to drink and do drugs.
      I like to hear what the people who feel sorry for her think of her FU on her nails in court.
      Save your pity for the hungry and the destitute cause this trick will only find a way to abuse your sympathy.

      • Izzy says:

        She will also, if given even half the chance, steal from you.

      • LittleDeadGirl says:

        Exactly. Well said. I save my sympathy for people that were truly born in a bad situation. In poverty. In war. Handicapped in some way. Physically abused. Raped ect. She’s a rich white girl in a first world country. She chose to do drugs and piss her money and talent away.

        I mean at what point in time are you responsible for your own actions and whatever shit has happened to you is just your fault?

    • Suzie_Q says:

      @Quinn and Lady D- I have to admit I was snookered by the crack haze, and seriously felt bad for Lindsay. Then I scrolled down to some b*tch’s post and took a gander at the youtube link she posted on “The Fabulous Life of Lindsay Lohan” complete with flagrant spending, partying, and a $5 million house at 19 years old! (I can’t get over that part) I will never feel sorry for this girl again. You are completely right Lady D. I’ll be saving my concern and sympathy for those who are barely able to feed and clothe themselves, as opposed to this idiot who threw her extreme wealth and opportunity away and behaves horribly towards other people. I advise every who feels bad for that girl to check that video out. It’s post #60. I can’t with this chick.

  22. Dawning Red says:

    Isn’t one of the signs of the Apocalypse when people start cheering on the IRS? :)

    I don’t think Lindsay has enough self-awareness to realize that if people look at the IRS as the heroes in a fight between the two, then she seriously needs to rethink her life choices!

    • Suzie_Q says:

      L.O.L.! Yea, if everyone is cheering on the bane of everyone’s existence (particularly around tax time) to take you down, you know people pretty much hate your a$s.

  23. Ming says:

    The best selling Christmas album this year comes straight from prison.

    It’s Lindsay Lohans “There is no Snow in Arizona”.

  24. TheEntrepreneursWife says:

    Er, she can’t pay for rehab….

  25. snark says:

    Well she won’t be going on any overseas “dates” to make some money any time soon. Owe taxes? Your passport’s no good.

  26. Sisi says:

    another “This is a setup! I don’t deserve this . . . It’s not my fault!” statement coming our way in 5 – 4 – 3 – 2 – 1….

  27. emmie_a says:

    I think she blamed her 2009 & 2010 tax problems on her manager or accountant or something like that — so I’m waiting for her excuse for 2011. Who will she blame this time?

    • Ming says:

      It’s a beautiful day in december.

      But suddenly, John Cusack nearly runs you over with his car and yout think “Damn John Cusack…what was this for ?”

      Cruel as the world is, the truth hits you like a hammer. It’s the 21st and Lohan admitted it was her fault.

      You run after John Cusacks car, screaming “WAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIT !!!”

  28. JL says:

    I’ve been waiting all morning for this.
    So let’s see
    Assault on the East Coast
    Three Charges on the west Coast
    Tax liens in DC
    The girl looks 50
    and Merry Crack-tis-mas to me…..

  29. Newyorking says:

    She is beyond pity at this point. By pitying she is enabled. She is 25, can take charge of her life, and could have caused fatal accidents due to her crack driving. People with a tough life are able to move on and do better. For her, as long as money and pity keep coming, she doesn’t care. Pity she is past deserving.

  30. Boo says:

    I would feel bad for her ONLY insofar as so many really big, bad things have happened to her in such short order. The horrible reviews on L&D (did she REALLY think that crap was good?), the bi-coastal charges, lawsuits from Lifetime and the assault, and now the IRS. I know I would break under this sort of pressure. Then again, I would feel ashamed of myself for all I had done, too.

    But I also know that she won’t really break, and she feels no shame. She will shrug it off and find some way to keep on keeping on. She will likely wiggle out of all legal problems, and her lawyer will still somehow represent her despite her financial issues. Someone will step in and bail her out, literally and figuratively, again and again and again. If Charlie Sheen just gave her a hundred grand after being a pain in his ass for 2 days on set, I do believe she has the ability to crackhustle her way through all these crises. So, while I would feel bad, I don’t. Not at all.

    • JL says:

      I beleive that the IRS not only takes bank accounts but wages as well. How can she even pay a lawyer? Girl better get one more righteous crack hustle going TODAY, like before noon.

      • Sassy says:

        If she hasn’t been paid for the much ballyhooed “Liz and Dick”, the IRS can garnishee her wages. If she got a check already, they can easily check to see what bank cashed it by going for the records of payment that the producers would have. If there is no paper trail indicating where the money is, they can go after her forever. You don’t mess with the IRS!

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Yeah…I just can’t muster up some whatever for her right now.

      I’m going through some really serious shit (that I cannot discuss, but imagine the worst and multiply it by 10K [in honor of Crackie here] and that may begin to touch on it) right now, and I’ve not broken. YET.

      And I’ve nowhere near her resources, or “career” trajectory, or her endless string of luck with oozing her way out of stuff and receiving endless second chances.

      I hear what people are saying about feeling bad for her, but pardon me for being fresh out of f*cks to give for her self-made cracktastrophies.

      • Mimi says:

        Aww, made me sad for you, OBella. :( I’ve had an absolute shit year too, worst of my 39 years really, so here’s to 2013. Hope things look up for you!

      • Alarmjaguar says:

        Yuck, hope things get better for both of you!

      • Boo says:

        Sending good thoughts for you, bells. I hope things get better very quickly for you. <3

      • guilty pleasures says:

        @ O’bell,
        I,too, am having a crap 2011-present. So much awful stuff going on that is out of my control, sometimes I don’t want to get up, but I have to or all will certainly fall completely apart.
        LL is an addict, yes, but I have had that struggle (with alcohol) and stopped- WITHOUT the evidence of destruction presented to her every day. Sure she has crap parents (I had great parents) but that has to stop being an excuse at some point.
        She is almost beyond redemption, but really, with determination and help anyone can get better. Its just a shame what she’s done to her face and body, I don’t know if all of that can be fixed.

  31. Sam says:

    I have seen some clients run afoul of the IRS a few times – and trust me, it is a bad thing. The IRS has really extensive powers that can really ruin and mess with your life. It is one of the few federal agencies that can truly make your life miserable.

    For the life of me, I will never understand how wealthy people can just forget to file taxes. The IRS goes for the biggest, most public tax-dodgers. They will remember to check up on you, so for Christ’s sake, just file your taxes. Is a good accountant that expensive? Is TurboTax?

    • MrsBPitt says:

      I know right! Every other day there is a story about some, actor, rapper, or sports figure not paying their taxes…I don’t get it! They make millions of dollars…PAY YOUR TAXES ASSHOLES!!!!

    • the original bellaluna says:

      I will tell you that ANY federal agency possesses the reach, finances, and ability to ruin your life and make you miserable.

      • Sam says:

        The only two I’ve encountered that really can make you miserable are the IRS and SEC. The EPA can wag their finger at you, levy some fines (which are freakishly low, for some reason) and say “don’t ever let it happen again!” Most of them are limited to finings, which can make you miserable, if your an individual. A company usually just absorbs the penalties and moves on. But ther IRS is basically evil, regardless of who they deal with. Lohan is out of luck because she owes a ton – which means they’re not going to stop pursuing her.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        There are more, Sam. Trust me. But I’m not naming names.

        Or initials, rather.

  32. Isa says:

    I knew this would happen. She would continue her downward spiral and people would start feeling sorry for her.
    Don’t waste your energy folks. As LILO would tell you it’s not her fault. Since she doesn’t believe that she’s not willing to help herself. Spend your time feeling sorry for people that have been dealt a crap hand. She had everything and she’s threw it away. Yea she has crappy parents. So do a lot of people. Yea she’s an addict but she’s been offered help several times.

  33. Lem says:

    Lunar max could hold her

  34. logan says:

    How, does Miz Holly keep track of all this sh*t? Just duck and weave Lindsay. You have so many legal darts being shot at you at one time, just duck and weave. Just yesterday I made the joke that the “dog ate her tax money”. Maybe I am part Gypsy forture teller? Maybe this was the plan all the time by legal forces. Just let all accounts add up and they would eventually be able to get her on some of them? Man she sure makes my life seem so much easier and makes me realise that I had the best parents in the world. She does serve some purpose I guess.

  35. mytbean says:

    I’m all for the IRS removing a few enabling resources…

    But I wonder, if she does finally come around to any semblance of reality and humility, if she decides that she genuinely wants to change herself and her life, does she have anyone trustworhty and decent to turn to at this point?

    And because there’s never been a loving roll model in her life, would she even recognize a decent human being if she had the opportunity to be around one?

    Even if karma destroyed all the unhealthy influences in her life, I don’t see how she could ever be a healthy person because she wouldn’t recognize, desire or pursue the positive stuff… at least not for very long before reverting.

    • Booboocita says:

      I’ve been thinking about this, too. To whom can you turn for help when your life falls apart if you’re surrounded by liars, thieves, enablers and parasites? Craig Ferguson wrote in his book American on Purpose that when he finally decided to get clean and sober, he had friends to (literally) drive him to rehab and stand by him while he cleaned up his life. Who does Lindsay have but a couple of leeches calling themselves parents? Her siblings? They’re too young, and under the same toxic influences. Her friends? Does she have any — real ones, not Baba Wawa types who say they want to help? God help this young woman, because no-one else will.

  36. The Original Tiffany says:

    All of my Crackmas dreams are coming true!!!

  37. OXA says:

    I think the IRS Agent saw Liz & Dick and figured they better get what $$$ they could from her now.

  38. Jazz says:

    I don’t feel bad for her, not anymore. There’s other people more deserving of my sympathy and empathy.

  39. Gizmerelda says:

    I am now waiting for the statement from Dina that says that the IRS are only after LiLo in a major crack conspiracy plot – the have frozen her bank accounts so she cannot pay for a private investigator that therefore cannot discredit the woman she beat up and therefore also cannot refute the claims Dina has made that this is all an elaborate set up by Micheal in the first place! Go on Dina, give us your best delusional blast of Lohan logic.

  40. goodquestion says:

    Finally, something she can’t lie about. Too bad that Charlie gave her 100 grand, to ease the bill.
    Those of us who work very hard for relatively small amounts of money, yet manage to pay our taxes should have no patience for this crap. This woman earns millions every year. I hope she goes down hard on this one. Of course, her enablers will probably pay the bills for her.

  41. SusieQ2 says:

    Ah, I’ve so enjoyed the last 3 Crackie posts, not just for the content, but for the wonderful pics Kaiser has chosen to accompany them!

    First, the pink coat (my personal all-time favorite!) Second, the cracked-out court appearance and now the crackie teeth.

    Happy holidays indeed!

    • The Original Tiffany says:

      Don’t leave it out. She used the Screeeeee! picture too. Crackie trifecta of post pics!

  42. Syko says:

    I just hate it when she does that kiss blowing thing.

  43. Meredith says:

    Just remember – it was the IRS that brought down Al Capone, one of the biggest mafia dons of all time. Not the FBI, not the local cops, not the other mob families. The freaking IRS! So maybe LiLo will finally go to jail (for more than a weekend) and we will have the IRS to thank for putting us out of our misery.

    Look like girlfriend is gonna be doing federal time soon!

  44. junegorilla says:

    Sad, sad, sad. Drug dealers are all going to hell. The really sad thing is that Linds will have to go out and turn more high end tricks now to catch up.

    • Elceibeno08 says:

      LOL. I agree. Her drug dealer is having a panick attack right now. How is he going to make a living now?

  45. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Ooops Lindsay! This is v bad!

    But you know I start to feel sorry for her (just a little) as her life is so f*cked and I did like her in Freaky Friday….


    then I realise she doesn’t deserve any pity as there are millions of people who are struggling and barely able to afford food and basics and are hard working people who the system has just f*cked! & Lindsay has had all the opportunities in the world and still being given free cash and she still f*cks it all up. Completely self-inflicted and she deserves all she gets! & this time hopefully that means prison

  46. Reece says:


  47. dorothy says:

    What’s mama Dina going to do now? Lindsay is her cash cow.

  48. Sapphire says:

    Actually, the IRS move explains a couple things. The Sheen loan must have been like waving a red flag to the Feds-they aren’t stupid. If they want the money, freeze where it’s deposited. No way Blohan could have withdrawn it in cash. If she’s toting 10gs in cash there are records of the transactions-likewise her paycheck from Lifetime etc.

    I have a suggestion for her LA judge-prison, not jail. No LA county BS. It worked for RDJ. After a stint in a real pen, a year at Hazelton, not Promises or Betty Ford.

    • Christian says:

      Re: RDJ. So true. And even though she’s the messiest mess of all messes, everyone LOVES a comback story. Maybe real hard time will sort her out. Unfortunately LL was not that talented in the first place.

    • Izzy says:

      By the time he was sentenced, RDJ had admitted that nothing else would work to keep him sober. The Cracken, on the other hand, refuses to admit she has a problem.

      I seriously doubt that even a lockdown rehab would work for her. I personally like Kaiser’s federal supermax prison idea in Florence, CO. She can hang out with Robert Hansson. Two low-lifes who deserve each other’s company. I just can’t with this Crackie b!tch anymore.

  49. Nicolette says:

    Maybe rehab would work if she actually completed a program. Has she, I don’t know? And if all she ever gets is a wrist slap instead of real jail time, that’s not much of a deterrent either. She laughs at the system, and the result is she’s sadly laughing all the way to an early grave.

  50. Elceibeno08 says:

    Oh she’s really in trouble now. She pushed her luck one time too many. Have fun in prison Lindsey!

  51. CC says:

    she looks like she’s 40 years old.

    • The Original Tiffany says:

      She doesn’t look 40, she just looks like Hell.

      She just looks like a hard rode hooker of indeterminate age mixed with the taint of crack, booze and delusion.

  52. Green Is Good says:

    No way this spoiled b*tch is gonna skate(lie, distort, throw blame) through this one.

    Have fun in jail, Firecrotch!

  53. bettyrose says:

    The funny/sad/ironic part is that this is the one thing that probably really is not even entirely her fault. How could a cokehead dropout really understand the complexities of itemized deductions and offshore accounts? Better handlers would have simply taken away her access to the money and provided her an appropriate monthly budget.

    • G says:

      She parted ways with Lou Taylor, her business manager a few years ago because Lindsay refused to take her advice or the kind of regime you’re suggesting. He tax arrears seem to date back to their split.

    • emmie_a says:

      No no no. These types of excuses are exactly what enables her and allows her to blame other people. You don’t have to know the complexities of the tax system in order to know one basic fact: If you earn money, you pay taxes. There is absolutely no excuse for not knowing this.

      • G says:

        I agree emmie. I’m just pointing out that she’s blown off good advice and stewardship. No doubt she knows exactly what she owes.

      • emmie_a says:

        oops. Sorry G – I should have noted I was responding to Bettyrose. I agree with you. She has had good competent people in her life who have tried to help her. But it seems like she chooses to only surround herself with ‘yes’ people, much to her detriment.

  54. Lucky Charm says:

    I guess if the IRS sends her to prison, that would be a violation of her parole and she gets sent back to jail for that too, right? Merry Christmas indeed, lol!

  55. lucy2 says:

    Rehab won’t do anything, it hasn’t before. She needs straight up hard jail time. I don’t know if that will even have an affect though.

  56. Madriani's Girl says:

    Meh. Sheen or someone will pay her debts and get her out of it. This cockroach can’t be gassed.

  57. HotPockets says:

    I actually believe this is the end of the road for Lindsay Lohan, especially since the IRS is involved now.

    I’ve seen normal people get away with the same things the cracken did, so the law does have loopholes, but eventually your bad karma will catch up with you.

    I don’t see La Lohan ever changing her ways because she lacks any real self awareness. Even if she serves serious jail time, does community service and goes back to rehab, she will come out the same entitled, self serving person that she is. It takes a strong and broken person to admit the error of their ways and most people have to hit rock bottom to change, but with all the enablers in her life, I can’t for see this occurring.

  58. Mich says:

    I don’t get all of the excuses and sympathy she is garnering on this post. Are people this forgiving of all mean, crackie criminals?

    “Poor Lindsey” has had life a LOT better than millions of others who have grown up in abusive, poverty-stricken households and/or neighborhoods and yet we expect more of those people – people who *really* don’t stand a chance.

    After years of skating by, this entitled princess who had some rotten cards dealt along with a lot of really terrific ones, is finally seeing her chickens come home to roost.

    It isn’t rocket science to learn from past mistakes. If she hated jail so much the first (and second) time around, she should have worked a little harder to keep her nose clean (hee hee, snort, giggle…).

  59. Barbara says:

    Is it possible she never gave Charlies check to the IRS ?? Maybe some IRS dude read about the check and then checked her record with them.

    • littlestar says:

      VERY interesting theory! And most likely 100% true! She probably spent Charlie’s money on crack and booze and not the taxes she owes…..

  60. some bitch says:

    I found this gem last night. Talk about a 180. If I ever wind up pulling in millions, you can bet your ass I’ll be practicing some frugality and paying my taxes on-time.

    • Suzie_Q says:

      Wow! I admit, I was really feeling sorry for her there. Thanks for snapping me back to reality. Her conspicuous consumption, flagrant spending, and the fact that she owned a $5 million house when she was 19? Despite her mental issues and drug problems, she had more then enough wealth and competent advisers that there is no excuse for her continuous money problems, and owing all these back taxes to the IRS. She was a millionaire many times over. Something I and many other folks have never and will never be. There are literally entire families barely surviving with an income below the poverty line, whose kids have to depend on free lunch so they don’t go hungry, and have never even lived any kind of house, let alone a $5 million one!

      Thank you! This pissed me off so much, that I have seriously seen the light. And it also makes me want to sign up and do some volunteer work for those who REALLY need charity, not Lindsay getting 100K for simply existing and being a hot mess.

  61. Stubbylove says:

    She’s a f’ing out-of-control addict and criminal who gets a free pass b’cuz she’s famous and has money – bottom line. The only thing that will stop her is either jail or death.

  62. Lindsey says:

    I’m starting to feel sorry for her…

  63. Shelly says:

    Seriously, doesn’t she have a tax person and accountant that are supposed to handle this stuff for her? It’s really hard to get out of tax issues without proper professionals guiding you. Is no one handling her money (what money she has left)? I just don’t get it.

  64. OhMyMy says:

    Maybe Hollywood can get together to do a music video singalong to help Lindsay raise money for those pesky, unfair tax bills.

    I’m sure Lady GaGa can write a catchy tune for her BFF. Merry Crack Xmas, We are all just crackheads, Oh come all ye rich men….just a few titles.

    Psst…just be sure to have your agent or assistant hold your coat and purse. Ali and Cody will be in charge of the coatroom. Wink, wink, nudge,nudge,say no more.

    Cmon Hwwod…it will be awesome!!

    Enable Lindsay now!!

  65. skuddles says:

    I can’t wait to see who she blames for this latest mess. Her accountant? Her Manager? The math teacher who failed to teach her adding and subtraction? Or wait… maybe the wicked gypsies put a curse on her?

    Say where’s rich sleezeball Vikram? Surely he can save her freckled, flaccid ass from the IRS?

  66. Rita says:


    The Constitution of the United States prohibits the incarceration of Lelo at the SuperMax Federal Prison in Colorado.

    That would be cruel and unusual punishment…to the other inmates and I don’t think the residents of Colorado would like it either (Dana vists).

  67. Ok says:

    Can I point out that she owes roughly $200,000 in taxes. She doesn’t owe $20 million. $200k is a lot of money to me, but Lindsay probably ha $200k in shoes sitting in her closet.

    The difficulty is that the IRS will garnish until they get the balance settled.

    But I have a feeling that she has resources that will dig her out. This situation will not be a deal breaker for her. Although I do think that there will be a “reckoning”. …… Or in Lindsay’s case a “wreckoning” coming soon.

  68. Riana says:

    The only thing I got from this story is the only time the system works for the wealthy or famous is when it wants money.

    People hit by her vehicles.

    People who had things stolen by her.

    People who had property damaged by her.


    The court system.

    Law Enforcement.

    Parole, Judges, Laws, Probation.


    Owing Uncle Sam. Oh hellllzzzzz no, THAT will be handled.

    Good to know where the priorities of our legal system stack up. Smh.

  69. littlestar says:

    How do taxes work in the United States? Here in Canada, as an employee of a small business, federal taxes are taken off of my pay cheques. So when I go to file my yearly taxes I don’t ever owe money because it’s been “garnished” correctly (sometimes if I’m lucky I may get a tax refund :D ). I know for business owners, they have to make sure they save money from their income each year to pay for their taxes. Wouldn’t celebrities wages get garnished for taxes as well? Or are they just given a lump sum and then pay taxes on it themselves?

    Anyway, we all hate paying taxes but we do it anyway so we can have a better quality of life in the end. I’ve been wondering for a while when the IRS would come after Lilo, and I’m glad they finally did. I seriously think this is going to be what finally sets her straight (IF she chooses the right path)……..

    • HoneyB says:

      She gets paid in one lump sum per job. Basically, she is taxed as a self employed individual where (if you are responsible) you pay taxes on a quarterly basis. I am not sure what her tax rate would be but I am taxed 35% on my base salary (I’m a salesperson) and my “bonus” is taxed at a MUCH higher rate. For example, my “bonus” was $23,500.00 and I netted less than $8000.00. She’s screwed. You don’t mess with Uncle Sam.

      • littlestar says:

        Thanks for the info! And that is highway robbery that that much of your bonus was taken! That’s way more than 50% and shouldn’t be allowed :( .

  70. Ruyana says:

    Feeling sorry for Lindsay is exactly what let her get this deep into the spiral. The judge felt sorry for her and reduced the seriousness of her crime. Or felt sorry for her and gave her house arrest. Maybe Shawn Holley enjoys her own skill at legal maneuvering, but she’s doing Lindsay no favors. If you never, ever have to face the consequences of your actions there’s no reason to change your ways. Lindsay has reportedly said openly, “I can do whatever the fvck I want. I’m a celebrity.”

  71. Kat says:


  72. boo says:

    I think Lilo thought she could outsmart the IRS by getting “cash” for her assignments. And isn’t this the second time she claims to have $10,000 stolen from her purse? Remember that thing that happened in Hawaii? (I think it’s Hawaii) where someone stole her purse with $10,000 in it? And now I have read that it was Ali’s purse that had $10,000 in the NY punching face caper? If that’s true what was Ali doing at a club with her drunk sister at 4:00 a.m.? But that might be a rumor, it is said that the so called “gypsies” that she alluded to, had surrounded her purse which was sitting at another table (with $10,000 in it!) and someone stole the money or the purse (of course) and that’s when she punched out the woman. Although now she says she did not hit her. I really cannot keep up with all the crack lies and cracktastrophies that happen to her. Who can? But this is so indicative of addiction, you have to keep the crack drama going so you can justify your drinking and drugging. The only time she will wake up to all this, is when everything is gone! It does not have to be this way, but for her, I believe it will be. The money, the so-called friends, the boyfriends with money, all of that will be gone and no one will hire her! That is when she might get it. Other than that it will not happen.

    • HoneyB says:

      why aren’t they charging her with contributing to the deliquescency of a minor for partying with her 17 year old sister, in a bar, at 4 AM?

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Same reason they didn’t charge DUIna all the times she was out partying with Linnocent when SHE was 17: Fame & money.

        (Also, Ali turned 18 earlier this year.)

  73. Str8Shooter says:

    I’m sorry, but how in the HELL can anyone on this post feel bad for this nitwit?

    She lies, steals, drives drunk on a seemingly daily basis…hit peoples’ cars and then takes off…and then literally HITS someone in the face.

    And then shows up in court with F*ck you written on her fingernails.

    How the heck can you feel bad for someone like that?

  74. Joanna says:

    her dad is on a talk show, right now, talking about how concerned he is about her. for some reason, he has to air it publicly. he is no better than her mom!
    i’m sure they paid him for the interview. he’s all acting like the concerned parent. wasn’t he in jail in the past and also accused of domestic against one of his girlfriends? if he really cared about lindsey, he would try to help her privately, not air her personal business on national tv. he makes me sick. with parents like that…*shakes head*

  75. Bess says:

    I hope the IRS is also looking into the finances of Michael Lohan Sr., Dina, Michael Jr., Ali and Cody. Lindsay may be hiding cash with each of them.

    • Madisyn says:

      She’d NEVER give money to her dad. I don’t think from the time she turned 18 and was in charge of her finances has she given money to Milo. Yes, she supports Dina and by extension her other siblings but I’m sure even Blohan would know NOT to put money in Dina’s name, it wouldn’t be there when she went for it. Don’t worry, the IRS will definitely look into her siblings. Might even audit her LOSER parents for the heck of it . . . .

  76. Memphis says:

    How much could she even have in the bank… like $10.00?

    I guess it’s back to blowing for cash now. I’m sure Charlie can hook her up there too.

  77. catherino says:

    Does anybody believe for a minute that she actually gave that $100K from Sheen to the IRS? I’d be VERY surprised. Bet the majority of it went up her nose and down her throat.

  78. Shelly says:

    I think if she doesn’t stop, she’s going to die next year. She is 26 now will be 27 next year sooo…let’s wait and see.

  79. jane says:

    Beware Lindsay…
    of the 27th birthday.

  80. OrangeBlohan says:

    I really feel like these are her last days. She is in such a mess and so out of control and never accepts responsibility for anything. I think her life is spiraling out of control. She never really stood a chance with the messed up family she has. She should be sent to jail to try and save her life.

  81. Camille (TheOriginal) says:

    I think people will only be happy when this idiot is dead. Bet there will be parties for days on CB if/when that happens.

    • OrangeBlohan says:

      I don’t think anyone would be surprised if the worst happens with her. I think everyone feels frustrated that she never takes responsibility for her actions, and is never really held accountable for them either. But I don’t think or I hope that no one really wants her to die or would celebrate such a thing.

    • Bread and Circuses says:

      I don’t want her dead.

      I want her in prison where she’s a whole lot less likely to wind up dead.

      There’s also the small matter of her being a menace to society and deserving of prison, but given the free-fall she plunged into this year, I think the priority now is to protect her from herself.

  82. Heather M says:

    Hmm. I finally feel sorry for her. She did this to herself and is a narcissist and toxic to everyone around her, but it still sucks for her. She seems to just make one wrong decision after the next and it turns into this vicious cycle of:
    bad decision–>depression–>substance abuse–>another bad decision….etc.

    I think that this cycle needs to be interrupted for her to make any progress towards becoming a better person.

    Here’s a thought: Robert Downey the only star who really spent significant time in prison. He is also the only star who appears to have been rehabilitated. Coincidence? I don’t think so. I think that Hollywood moves fast and is filled with enablers, and I would imagine that jail is the only place where someone in the limelight could actually experience the break they need to bring reality into perspective and truly learn a lesson…

  83. missanne says:


  84. Lulu says:

    Only two certain things in life. Death and taxes. Now what Linds?

  85. Suzie_Q says:

    Wow…I have mixed feelings about this. I cant stand her… but I feel kind of sorry for her. This might be the total rock bottom she has to hit before getting her life together, but at the same time I hope this isn’t going to leave her completely destitute because I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Even her.

    Yes, she brought this on herself by constantly drawing negative attention to herself, her personal life, and her criminal acts, being too arrogant to stop living lavishly while claiming to be poor, and being too dumb show some discretion while conducting her all cash transactions. Yet and still I’m hoping she isn’t left homeless or something by having all her money seized.

  86. ViloDeMenus says:

    Doesn’t she have a management team that takes care of this stuff for her, why is she paying them if they aren’t doing something as simple as her taxes.

  87. girlindisguise says:


  88. Madisyn says:

    Rehab should NOT be on the table. Period. The 3 charges in CA are all non-drinking or drug related. Same goes for her probation revocation hearing, she’s on probation for theft, again nothing to do with drink or drugs. If anyone in CA puts her in rehab in lieu of jail, I’ll come unhinged . . . lol

  89. jilly says:

    Sorry no sympathy here but no celebrating either. This is a sad sad situation but she entirely brought it on herself. The good that will come of this is that at the very least LL will stop being such a HORRIBLE role model for young women/starlets. People need to see that there are consequences for her long string of negative choices. She has come to believe that she is above it all because she has never faced real consequences for her shitty choices. Remember when she painted “f**k you” on her nails and went to court? Let me see her try telling the IRS to f**k off. Stupid stupid girl.

  90. jesus says:

    There is God!

  91. floridaseaturtle says:

    My, if this is true, she is probably in real trouble now. Does she know that there are ‘movie stars’ in prison right now? It’s true, IRS does not care. And, they have lawyers on their payroll that don’t quit. Omgosh, what a dumb girl saying she has thousands in a purse at a bar. I guess her mom will pose soon in front of some papered wall on red indoor-outdoor carpet saying how proud she is having rasied such a great daughter. Wow, mom, great job. (Oh, and father Lohan, just sit down, please..just don’t speak).

  92. Blenheim says:

    If I read another Lindsay Lohan post anywhere, I will be hospitalized for boredom. Can’t everyone just ignore her for a bit??

  93. Dawning Red says:

    This is why you never get into fights with Gypsies! :)

    • floridaseaturtle says:

      LOL !!
      (oh..wait a min.. what if.. real I might be scared…are crystal balls real?! Lol…. nail-biting)

  94. I Choose Me says:

    Finally some schadenfreude!

    Those header pics are the gift that keeps on giving (me the creeps). Eurgh!

  95. la chica says:

    I guess she shoulda listened to the gypsy. Her premonition was probably spot on!

  96. jk says:

    If she had not been supporting that leach she calls a mother she call a motheror not smoking crack or not boozing it up ,she may have something to show for the money she has earned like a house or a couple of houses. What
    she has is jewelry she has stolen, a harsh aged face ,a flabby body and rotten teeth and her career is all but gone because pretty soon no one will be her manager. SHe will not be able to be insured because of her drinking and drug problem and no one but a few will want to see her sloppy movies and people are suing her for getting drunk and violent./ Good going Lindsay your mother and father should be so proud of the mess theyv have helped you make of your life. You were never much of an actress and now you are even less..

  97. Bess says:

    Any bets on which one of her many “benefactors”, “friends” or “associates” will bail Blowhan out of this mess?? This amount of money is nothing for someone like greasy Vikram or that artist guy.

  98. Sugar says:

    just remember to feel sorry for her when those pictures of her out & about shopping show up. Lindsay Lohan retail therapy after making (really) 3 movies in a row. How exhausting-how deserving-you go girl, you’ve earned it.

  99. Mazunte says:

    Every time I see a picture of this girl, I remember the novel “Chronicle of a Death Foretold” by Gabriel García Márquez.

    I know that most of you ladies find the stories about her sort of funny, but I feel sorry for her. I don’t know her family story, but I guess she’s a sad product of some insane upbringing.

  100. Onyx XV says:

    She has bank accounts?