Of course I knew it was coming. You knew it was coming. Everyone knew it was coming. As soon as the NYPD slapped the cuffs on Lindsay Lohan and she started crack-squawking “Are you kidding me?!” over and over, we all saw the writing on the proverbial crack wall. Lindsay Lohan would not be going gently into that crack night. She would not be admitting her multitude of problems, she would not be throwing herself upon the mercy of a justly vindictive court, she would not show humility in the face of her crack-chickens coming home to roost. No, Lindsay was going to deny, deny, deny. Lindsay was set-up. Lindsay was FRAMED. It was never going to be Lindsay’s fault. It’s somebody else’s fault. It’s the black guy’s fault. It’s the victim’s fault. It’s her assistant’s fault. It’s her mother’s fault. It’s her father’s fault. It’s her lawyer’s fault. But it is never Lindsay’s fault. Y’all just keep on lying on Lindsay, probably because you’re so jealous of her extraordinary beauty and talent.
Hours after her arrest for allegedly punching a woman at a New York club, Lindsay Lohan went into a meltdown at a hotel on the Upper East Side, insisting she was the innocent victim and it “was a setup.”
Sources tell Page Six that once she was sprung from police cells by lawyer Mark Jay Heller, after allegedly clocking Florida psychic Tiffany Eve Mitchell in the VIP section of club Avenue in Chelsea, Lohan headed to the hotel to escape paparazzi.
A source said, “She was crying and kept asking, ‘Why does this happen to me? This is a setup! I don’t deserve this . . . It’s not my fault!’ ” The Post reported yesterday that the altercation happened after Lohan accused the Florida blonde of stealing her sister Ali’s purse, containing $10,000 in cash that Lindsay gave her.
Our source tells us that, at the hotel, “Lindsay was saying, ‘I was trying to find out who stole Ali’s purse! I gave her the money for my family, to pay for my brother’s school fees!’ ”
The source adds, “Lindsay says she never hit the girl. She just went over to find if they had her sister’s purse. They were looking around the area, but the girl was sitting at the table, and some pushing started. Lindsay says the purse was never found. She’s desperate to find where the money is.” But another source told us the bag was indeed returned.
While Lohan was melting down, her alleged victim was lawyering up. Mitchell yesterday hired Gloria Allred, who said, “I can confirm that I am representing Tiffany Mitchell, and I have no further comment at this time.”
We’re told the club’s closed-circuit TV is fuzzy and doesn’t give immediate or clear proof that Lohan, who was arrested on suspicion of third-degree assault, punched Mitchell.
“I am completely confident that this case will be concluded favorably and that Lindsay will be totally exonerated,” attorney Heller said in a statement. If prosecuted, Lohan could get jail time if a judge finds she violated her 2011 probation on a shoplifting rap. Her rep didn’t get back to us.
Xenu H. Crackie. Let’s just see who believes Lindsay’s “story” on face value – LL says she gave her 18-year-old sister Ali (newly returned from a “modeling trip” to South Korea) $10,000 cash for their brother’s tuition? And Ali had it in her purse WHILE THEY WERE AT A CLUB. At 4 a.m. And Lindsay punched a fortune teller because she was looking for the purse. SMH.
Anyway, there’s some back and forth between Michael and Dina now, something about how Lindsay’s “accuser” (victim) lives in Florida and so does Michael and DUN DUN DUN Michael must be in cahoots with Tiffany Mitchell, of course. I mean, I’m not saying that isn’t totally possible (these are the Lohans, after all), but let’s be real: what is more likely? Lindsay punching some girl just because OR Lindsay is the victim of some kind of elaborate scheme to make her punch someone because her father is a puppet-master of crackheads? As for Tiffany Mitchell and her claim that LL was using racist slurs about the Roma community, Team Cracken has something to say about that too:
Lindsay Lohan is adamant … she did NOT punch that fortune teller at a NYC nightclub this week — but she did call her the g-word … because the fortune teller’s buddies tried to steal Lindsay’s purse.
Lindsay’s telling friends … Tiffany Mitchell approached her inside the club Avenue early Thursday morning to do a reading, but Lindsay turned her down — then noticed Tiffany’s friends crowding around her purse at a nearby table.
When Lindsay returned to her table, the people in Lindsay’s group informed her that Tiffany’s friends had swiped the purse — a super expensive black leather Celine — so Lindsay angrily confronted the fortune teller.
Lindsay has admitted calling Tiffany a “gypsy” but says she did not know the word is considered a slur.
As for hitting Tiffany — Lindsay’s totally denying that … and feels she’s the victim of yet another setup.
For goodness sake. Lindsay Lohan is such a massive projector. She steals everything that isn’t nailed down, but somehow magically everyone else is a crack thief and she’s an innocent victim? Crackie, please. Oh, and TMZ also says that Lindsay isn’t “going to wait around and wait for Tiffany Mitchell to sue her.” The Cracken is PROACTIVE, y’all. She’s hiring a private investigator (“private dick”) because Lindsay “feels Mitchell just made up the story about Lindsay punching her to score a quick payday… Lindsay feels Mitchell is just another in a long line of people who see Lindsay as an opportunity to make a buck off her … and the fact that Mitchell hired Allred of all people just proves that.”
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Of course it’s not Lindsay’s fault. It never is. Sorry people, show’s over. Time to go home.
THIS TRICK! She is such, as Lainey puts it, a loser. She will never get better or repent. There is nothing that will get her to change her ways. I don’t even think an OD or brush with death is going to save her. Gross. Just gross.
Brush with death? I know it’s awful, but I’m expecting her to join the infamous 27 club.
I predicted the same thing a few weeks ago. When early reviews (pre broadcast) of Liz & Dick were slamming her performance, I thought she would spiral down VERY quickly. Throughout all her crack shenanigans, the one thing she’s been able to hold on to is that despite her woes, she’s a talented actress. Now that people are saying she can’t even act, what does she have left? Sad.
As long as Lindsay joins that club by Dec 31. She is worth 20 pts in my Dead Pool.
I thought so, too. But she never does. She just gets crackier and crackier. She’s like the energizer bunny but she runs on stolen goods and crack.
honestly, i may get crucified for this, but at this point i could care less what happens to her. besides the fact that she’s a danger to OTHERS and that is the only reason i may care a little bit as to what she does with her life, at this point i have absolutely no sympathy or compassion for her. there are other people with much more serious issues in their life that don’t run in the hollywood circle and care more about getting their life together. i don’t even care that lindsay has crap parents and a terrible situation. there have been people with much more terrible situations than her without all of her financial resources and opportunities who have been able to escape the toxic environment they’ve been raised in. she’s so gross and so terrible, i’m so sick of even hearing about her bs anymore, because it makes me angry that people like her garner more attention than real stories and real issues. sorry lol end of rant.
lol you are also giving her attention by commenting…. if you do not care, do not click!
ITA, Someone. Unlike Britney — who even at her meltdown-iest never had the same attitude problems as the Cracken and was obviously mentally ill and needed help — LL is just a lying, entitled brat. All my sympathy for her ran out years ago.
Blohan stories appear on here regularly because first, it’s Celebitchy, and second, we here like to drink cracktinis!
Seriously though, no judgment here, because I don’t care at this point if she makes it past 27. The CB crew writes hilarious stories about The Cracken (Xenu H. Crackie – LOVE IT), but I have no use for Blohan herself. So I totally get your not caring. Just sayin’ – no judgments, y’know?
*sips Crack-nogg*
she has.. bruised cheeks?
I believe she used that horrible blush color so that in the mug shots she knew would be taken that day, it would appear that she had cheekbones. Subtle make-up looks have gone out the window since the drugs and booze moved in.
I was wondering what that was!
I thought she had fallen in the mud to begin with. But in reality it’s just Waity’s make-up X 100.
Both girls really need to lay off the blusher.
Crackie really is providing us with ample Crackvent Calander material. Now, what’s next? Crackheisting Fort Knox or tunnelling her way into Tiffany’s?
I think that’s exactly what it was. I have no idea why she would pick such a dark brown, almost purple shade to do it though. I’ve defined my cheekbones with makeup, but only ever with a faint hint of color. She’s also gone up too high in the attempt.
Ok. Am I the only one who notices that thing on her arm in every picture? What IS that?! In the past two photos it’s like a black tape mark?
Sorry last not past. A darker patch of freckles maybe?
I see what you are referring to. I think it maybe a very faint tattoo of some sort…maybe?
it’s been there a while, i think it’s the unfinished tattoo mentioned in this tmz article. is it maybe finished now? or abandoned? who knows with this girl.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/23/lindsay-lohan-tattoo-jail-little-girl-angel-art-photo/
Doesn’t she have a barely visible tattoo on that arm, a girl’s face?
In these pictures it looks more like a bruise though.
That’s from her “morgue period” (CS) – I think she lifted some of her makeup from there, because there really is no other excuse.
Too funny..probably true, not like she has not stolen before. Kind of creepy & pathetic though using makeup that has been used on the deceased.. Guess she felt she needed it more.
Ah, my daily staple of Crackie. And no, Cracken, there is no crack-conspiracy against you.
If she keeps repeating it she thinks it’s true. Deluded mess.
I think she’s always just so out of it on drugs and booze that she really can’t remember hitting this woman…but I have no doubt that she did hit her & I hope this is proven and serous consequences follow – otherwise I don’t believe she’ll be with us that much longer
I’m just so excited to see how this plays out!
I know, I KNOW, right?! Bi-coastal rap sheets, possible violation of her probation, the clock is ticking….she’s gonna have to answer to charges on both sides of this nation…oooooooh!
Now add in a little dramz w/a psychic/fortune teller? Ohhh, this is sooooo delicious!
It amazes me how this family passes around large sums of cash. Who puts that much money in a purse then goes clubbing? A Lohan. And it always turns up missing. Sorry Michael can’t pay his tuition because a random Gypsy stold it. Yea and the dog ate your income tax money. YAWN
Don’t forget that she told the court she could not afford to pay a therapist. My therapist charged $65 per weekly appointment. Since I’m not worth millions and actually was interested in slaying my demons – I could afford to pay that. She is such an addicted little liar. She has the emotional maturity of a 5 year old. She’s gross because of who she is inside.
And if I’m not mistaken, this is not the FIRST time I’ve heard that the $10K (it’s always $10K with her) in her purse for her family went “missing” at nightclub/bar.
What is WITH this crackhead?
I thought the same thing last night. She had her purse stolen in Hawaii, and it was returned…but minus the 10k in cash. She’s repeating her excuses.
1. I wasn’t driving (used twice)
2. It wasn’t me (used often)
3. The black kid did it (used twice)
4. Someone stole my 10k in cash (used twice)
That’s what I was thinking. Didn’t she lose $10K or $15K for swebices rendered in Hawii recently (there was a blind item about how she earned the money right after it went missing).
Seriously, how does the Cracken get access to 10K?
And when did Ali get back from her “modeling” trip to Korea? What was she doing there?
These people have never heard of cheques or visa? She must have a bank account – assuming she was paid for her winning performance in Liz & Dick?
Her insurance company must be wondering why she keeps losing that $10,000 in her purse… Same thing in Hawaii.
But I don’t think she has credit cards that are currently active – she has huge debt on them, which makes no sense for someone who actually is supposed to have a lot of money. Why lose all that money in finance charges if you have money to pay? My bet is that they’re frozen and she can’t get more in her name. She tweeted the receipt for that spending spree for her youngest brother and she paid by debit card. I always use a credit card with rebates from 1% to 5% depending on what deal is available. But unlike Lindsay, I actually pay them off at the end of the month…
I seem to recall an incident BEFORE Hawaii (where she left her purse in a car with an open sun-roof or convertible top – DUMBASS) that also involved missing money, in the sum of $10K, and a nightclub. I repeat DUMBASS. Her fight with her pimp (I mean mother) also involved the sum of $10K, did it not?
She could easily (and relatively inexpensively) obtain a pre-paid Visa or MC, or she could use Travelers’ Cheques or even money orders.
But THIS BITCH just doesn’t learn. EVER.
(Fun little sidenote: even pre-paid credit cards aren’t safe from being tracked – there are requirements in place [by the companies that provide them, and/or the outlets that sell them] that track transactions of $1K or more, as well as limits on how many can purchased within a 24 hour period.)
I think it’s always $10k bc deposits under $10k don’t trigger any flags with the IRS. You know Hohan always takes out $10 for a pack of smokes.
Exactly. If she’s giving money to her family for her brother’s tuition, cash is the worst way to transfer money. Unless of course she’s paid cash for her crack-whoring.
Also, when you’re in a club, who leaves their purse lying around?!? Her cracked-out lies are so delusional!
I don’t even take my purse to a club! ID and cash (and never, ever $10K!), that’s it.
Yes, everyone goes to a bar, hoping to get punched by a celebrity….
ahahahahahahahahah!
Well, sure, why wouldn’t we believe that she–who is in such dire financial states as to have to blow Charlei Sheen to pay her taxes–wouldn’t give ten grand to Ali for Cody (it is ALWAYS ten grand, may I remind you. She “lost” the exact same amount in Hawaii when she fled there after leaking her naked Playboy pics. Yoiu recall THAT believable story: she left the money in her purse in an open-top convertible in a crack neighborhood. Then it was “stolen,” and that is why she blew off her Ellen Degeneres interview. I bet Barbara Walters is pissed that SHE didn’t get a Lost-Ten-Grand story!)?
Anywhoo, of course we are to believe she gave this money not to her mother, not to the school, not to a BANK to keep it safe, but rather to her 18 years old sister who was apparently AT THE CLUB WITH HER. Or did Lindsay leave Ali home with a game of parcheesi and Gaga and just bring her purse with her to party? So much idiocy. It’s hardly even fun to point out the Lohanacy (I was trying to work it with lunacy…didn’t quite work) anymore.
Is 10k her escort fee? I just wonder who carries that much money around if it’s not for anything good
I’m guessing the average drug dealer won’t take a check (if she even has a bank account. Can’t leave a paper trail for Uncle Sam).
I’ve had several hundred dolls in my purse on a couple of occasions, and I was terrified that someone would “know” that I had that much money and grab my purse. There is no way on this earth I would walk around with ten thousand dollars in my purse, and I don’t think any sane person would, either.
Like Boo said, it’s either for drugs or she can’t use a bank because any money she deposits will be seized for judgements or taxes. She probably has no choice but to carry cash.
@iheartjacksparrow:
You said you wouldn’t “walk around with it,” but surely you’d get coked up and give it to your teenage sister to look after in a nightclub at 4am. I mean, right?
Didn’t she also get into that fight with her mother that her dad recorded over a multiple of $10,000 too?
40,000
LOHUNACY lol.
To quote Jake Blues, it wasn’t my fault, I swear to God!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFvujknrBuE
Poor Lindsey! She’s 26 butt she looks 40. She ruined her body, her career, her dignity and everything in between. And this time she will serve hard time in prison. I hope she likes it because nothing will save her from it this time. It is all her fault and no one else’s.
@ Elceibeno,That is an insult to us 40 yr olds. If I looked like that, I would go hide under a rock.
How about a badly sun-damaged, 40 year old alien that didn’t completely finish transitioning into human form?
(Had a scifi-a-thon this weekend 🙂 aliens on the brain)
LOL, it is a bit of an insult, right? I’m turning 40 in about six months, and right now I look like I’m in my early 30’s at best. Lindsay even looks older than my mom!
@ Izzy, for realz! I turn 40 next yr as well and people tell me I look like I’m in my late 20’s (they lie i’m sure). I partied like a Rock Star all thru my 20’s & early 30’s, but I for sure didn’t party like a crack star.
She won’t do hard time in prison.
The Radar story is claiming that she wants to do six months of rehab to avoid jail time. If that happens, I will be launching a “throw-the-book-at-Crackie” petition and campaign, because the justice system in this country should not be so utterly STUPID. I really will be pissed if she avoids jail time.
Even a 6-month prison term is hard time for an entitled, spoiled child star like Lindsey.
Izzy: If the judge buys that, s/he has a screw loose. We all know she wants to go to rehab (where she can continue to lie, cheat, steal, drink and drug) to avoid jail!
Why is Allred involved? The woman that Lohan assaulted is trash. Who cares where she came from? Is Allred going to represent Honey Boo Boo if someone calls her a ‘redneck’? I have no sympathy for Lohan, but these Romas gypsies or whatever you want to call them are professional grifters. 2 trashy women got into it at a bar. Big deal. Oops I called someone trashy, I better watch out for Allred now.
If someone famous ASSAULTS Honey Boo Boo after calling her a redneck, Allred may well get involved, yes.
If someone assaults Honey Boo Boo, I”LL get involved!
Yeah, i don’t watch the show, but she is a cute kid.
I agree…LL is trash, but what does the “victim” need with Allred? If LL punched this woman then she needs to go to jail. However, why would this woman sue LL? Its not like she is in a wheelchair now…its not like calling someone a “gypsy” is so damaging that they deserve monetary compensation…I hate, hate, hate, that everyone sues everyone these days…
Well, the victim may be entitled to damages. That’s the law.
And she is certainly entitled to have an advocate to defend her from all the personal smears undoubtably coming from the Blohan camp to the tabloids.
Private investigator? Obviously, Blohan doesn’t know who Allred is. She’s got a detailed list by now of all Crackie’s bar fights.
Calm down, you’re right there at the border of proud racist territory.
Exactly. Talk about stereotyping. Not every Roma is a “thieving gypsy” just like everybody from the south is not a “redneck” and people from the north are not all “tree hugging dirt worshipers”. Sheesh.
And calling someone from the Roma community a “gypsy” is considered a racial slur to them.
On the border I thought she/ he step over it.
Are you out of your mind? Roma people are professional grifters? Oh yeah, that’s enlightened thinking. You forgot a few: all Italians are Mob, all Southerners are rednecks, all dog-lovers are going to hell.
Who the hell leaves a purse on a table in a club? Even if it’s from Target or H&M, you hold onto your bag while clubbing.
All Roma’s are grifters. And Lindsay’s a sweet, good-hearted angel that everyone is out to get. And pigs fly and dog deliver the mail and cats run the Illuminati!
“all dog lovers are going to hell” Say what? Well, at least I’ll be in good company.
To be fair, if someone with no criminal record and an otherwise structured life went to a club one night, misplaced their purse after a few drinks, and got into an ill-advised fight with the person they thought took the purse, some room for understanding/forgiveness would be appropriate. But that’s not the person we’re talking about here, is it?
Racist and victim-blaming! Aren’t you a joy!
Happy Crackvent Sunday!
If this cracktastrophe continues, I’ll be dreaming of a White Crackmas soon…
Oh, and one needn’t carry around large sums of cash in this day and age, one could always have the bank transfer the money directly into the school’s account…
Here Comes Crackma Claus
Frosty the Cracken
Rudolph, the White-Nosed CrackDeer
Crack bells ring, are you listening?
In the lane, Cracken’s snorting
A crackyful sight, she’s happy tonight
Stumbling in a Cracky Wonderland.
In the nightclub she can chug some vodka
And pretend she’s got an Academy Award
She’ll say, “Move that cone, I’m Lindsay Lohan
And you can bet she’ll punch another broad.
Later on, she’ll steal a necklace
“It wasn’t me, T’was a guy of the black race!”
She might go to jail, but get on bail
Back in to her Cracky Wonderland.
Rice – well done!!! 😀
O!M!G! That was hilarious.
I’m pretty sure “My $10,000–set aside for good deeds–has been STOLEN!” is just one of Lindsay’s wide, wide repertoire of “poor victimized me” lies. She’s used this one before.
I’m just done with this one.
Release the CRACKEN!!! hahahaha omg. She makes me feel so much better about my life (not that it’s any close to her mess)
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is Lindsey Lohan thrown in a jail/prison with a sentence of minimum 5 years with no release for good behavior (good luck).
Sincerely,
Victoria
It saddens me to read stories about LL. I remember her as the cute kid in Parent Trap and the teenager in Mean Girls. She was beautiful and talented. I pray that she can get her life back on track. I do think that people see her and take advantage because she is a walking accident about to happen. Not saying she is innocent. Just thinking people see dollar signs and know she is an easy target.I wish there was someone who loved her enough to take care of her and help her get her life together.
She reminds me of Anna Nichole Smith. I see the same tragic ending for her.
“Target”? Don’t drink the kool-aid. She’s not a victim, she’s a repeat perpetrator. She seeks out dramatic situations with no thought to consequences. If you feel sorry for her, you might as well feel sorry for Hitler for coming from a family that didn’t recognize his potential and this frustration led him to commit acts of genocide.
You are comparing LL to a man who killed millions of people?
An exaggerated example but what Beatrice is saying is that she’s a cruel, selfish person which is why despite her miserable existance she doesn’t get much sympathy. There are countless examples of her treating other individuals as far lesser worth than herself (hmm, just like Hitler) because of her supposed celebrity status (and it’s really only infamy at this point), of her lying, stealing and stabbing other people in the back, and of her trying to blame her own misdeeds on people who she obviously percieves as “minions”. If I knew her personally, I know she’d treat me like dirt- which is why she won’t get any empathy from me.
And no, I really do not believe people see walking dollar signs. I believe Lilo treats everyone around her like shit and then uses that as a tired old excuse to try to discredit them.
I know how you feel. It’s so sad to see all these troubles for a girl who seemed to have so much going for her. I also loved her in those movies. I’ll always remember her that way but still think she needs to go to jail for a while.
Save your pity for someone (ANYONE) who actually deserves it. Someone who hasn’t spent the last decade committing crimes on right after the other and skating by on the excuse of budget cuts and over-crowding.
All The Cracken-drama that perpetually surrounds her is of HER OWN DOING.
It’s gotten to the point where even IF something bad actually happens to her, no one would even believe her, due to her constant crack-squawking “Set-up! Framed!! Not my fault!!!” about how SHE’S the innocent victim of everyone else.
Fortunately for Lindsey, drugs are dealt in prison as well.
ha! …She claims to want to go to rehab for six months to avoid jail but she deserves a long jail stay before rehab. Whatever her punishment, she’ll complete whatever the courts tell her do then immediately screw- up and this will all be repeated again. And again…
and she likes women, too, so she can pick the biggest baddest woman to be her girlfriend! and get her drugs! see, it won’ be so bad lilo!
That’s not funny to me at all. How can you joke about rape?
ETA: Well, I see you didn’t really touch on the rape aspect…but I read that as the premise underlying your comment. I am horrified by the culture of rape and abuse in prisons, both for men and for women, so your comment hit a nerve. Seriously, if Lindsay gets sent to prison–REALLY sent, where she doesn’t get special treatment–she has a high likelihood of being raped. That horrifies me, and it’s something I could never joke about.
Lindsey’s probation judge recommended that “she stayed away from night clubs and to focus on her career” but did she listen? NO
She stopped listening right after the judge said “informal probation.”
I shall send her a Xmas advent calendar, with a chocolate crackie in each box-day.
I remember when she went to a club opening in the meat packing district & stole a fur coat. Then had the audacity to parade around the city in the coat. The owner eventually got the coat back & did not press charges. She did say it smelled of perfume & cigarette smoke & she had to have it cleaned, lol
Lindsay is a lying mess. She needs help & frankly I’m quite surprised she isn’t dead. I don’t like litigious people but I do hope the victim continues with the assault charges.
There is no person on earth who doesn’t know she is hundreds of thousands of dollars in the red. Why would anyone want to sue her?
You know I have ZERO sympathy for The Cracken, however, the victim does seem sketchy. Of couerse, I guess anyone at a club with Lindsay at 4:00 a.m. is probably sketchy. Although she is such a homebody…
So what about Gavin bailing her out and then getting into a screaming match with her and tweeting about it?
Seriously. Isn’t he her assistant? Gee, he really got a lot out of that. She lies to police and tells them HE was driving that car during the Pacific Highway accident. THEN, he bails her out, and she kicks him out of the car. If he returns to helping or being friends with her, at this point, then he’s a huge dumba$$.
Shouldn’t she be extradited to CA at some point for violating probation?
We do NOT want her back. Keep her in NYC and let her serve whatever time is ordered there.
LOL, OB! I’m in CA, myself, so it’s not like I’m eager to have her terrorizing our freeways again, but I would like to see our fine state make good on sentencing her for probation violation. Is it naive to think that might happen for real?
I don’t know NYC districts but I give Katie Holmes pemission to carry Suri while LILO is roaming that city.
Enjoy your safety LA area cuz she will be back.
Everything is caused by the black kid, right Lindsay?
so many questions. $10,000 cash that was in that bag (tuition money for her brother..). and it was ali’s bag. why is she carrying ali’s bag; was she there at the club. isn’t she underage..
this is new york. you don’t just leave your expensive leather bag sitting on a table — esp at some club … you don’t even risk draping it across your chair … and it magically contains $10k in cash.
so .. all her transactions are in cash; i’m sure the irs would be interested in that; since she’s already in their site.
You know, a quick google over my Sunday coffee brought up an interesting note. When Lindsay’s purse was stolen in Hawaii it was returned…only missing $10,000 cash.
So I guess that’s the going rate for…something.
It’s a lazy Sunday, so I’m not going to look it up, but in the shadowy recesses of my brain, I seem to recall that financial transactions of 10,000 and less are not monitored by Interpol, but anything larger than that sets off a big alarm for investigations into money laundering. Perhaps Lohan’s lifestyle is funded by special interest groups?
Not sure about Interpol, but I know that U.S. banks were required to monitor/ report transactions of 10K or higher… but that threshold was LOWERED to 5K, I think, several years ago, LOL.
Yep – I posted something about this upthread. 🙂
She’ll never get her looks back, so she won’t get her career back either. Also, Emma Stone exists. There’s another hot rehead that can deliver a one liner in town, and she’s not on crack.
ha! So true!
I feel sorry for her. So much hate and venom she gets. Stop overreacting. It was just meaningless episode. You all should support her and pray for her. Shame on you!
I feel so dirty. What can I do to atone?
Whew, ROTFLMAO
I think my problem with this situation is that I do think the psychic woman (Roma or not) was trying to “start something” and that if LL is prosecuted for this and it winds up being the nail in her coffin, she’ll then write off all her previous crap as “set ups” as well, and never really face her sh+t.
In other words, it will delay any possible wake up call (and I do think it would take a Mack truck to wake LL up right about now) because she may feel justifiably wronged. Nothing in the fortune tellers story follows any line of reasonable interaction with any human being, much less a celebrity.
No she hit a Mack truck and even that didn’t wake her up…she blamed Gavin.
@EllenOnlnska – I agree – I didn’t even bother reading anything about this fortune teller but I saw the headlines of her hiring Gloria and just all the attention getting so I believe she either set this up or saw LiLo there and used it to her advantage. I still think everyone is correct in their assessment of the Craken but I have zero sympathy for the “victim”. I don’t like attention whores. Notice we didn’t hear a lot about the other victims in LiLo’s wake, they just used the law to do the talking not the media and not an attention whore of a lawyer.
I remember an Elle (I think it was Elle, it could have been Vanity Fair) article a few years back, back before she completely lost her sh*t, I think pre-sam days and it was very insightful into LiLo’s life. She was very much into getting attention from the paps and I think the reporter and LiLo ate lunch at the Ivy and LiLo made sure to sit where the photogs could monitor her every bite and it was gross how she seemed to need the attention. I remember watching one episode of her sister’s reality show and Ally was talking about how she wanted to be famous that right there told me that her mom was a piece of sh*t because her mom should have been guiding her to be successful at something and if it was acting then fine but being a successful actress and being famous are two different things. I wonder what LiLo would do if all photogs and media went away, including us posters. Would she just continue on in her downard spiral? Is there anyway narcissistic, sociopaths or whatever she is can be treated?
Hi Dina.
If it was just her own life she put in danger, I would feel sorry for her. Unfortunately, she has driven drunk too many times for me to have any semblance of sympathy for her. She also throws people under the bus, and NEVER takes responsibility for her actions. Lindsay is a mess, and I am starting to truly believe she doesn’t have a single redeeming quality. She only thinks of herself, and expects the rest of the world to do the same.
Lindsey has gotten more than her fair share of second chances in the past few years. She does not deserve sympathy at this point.
Oh, cry me a crack river. Shame on us? PRAY for her? Thank you for the advice, but no. I think I’ll save my prayers for true victims in the world.
Firstly, hi Dina! Secondly, if it is just a “meaningless” episode (interesting word choice, btw-episode??),then why is she hiring a PI? As is always the case with the Scree-monster, me thinks she doth protests too much. I think the original quote says lady, but in this case,hahahahahahahaha…
Seriously, this trick is done, done, done. Who could possibly hire her again after all of this crap? As another poster above points out, Emma Stone is available and crack/drama/multiple arrest-free.
She hurts others to save herself.
After she stole a car, with people in it, to chase the wrong woman down the freeway at insane speeds, while drunk and high, she told police one of the passengers was driving.
When she got caught with cocaine in her pants, she told police they were her friend’s pants.
When she rear-ended a semi, she told police her assistant was driving.
I repeat: She hurts others to save herself.
If she didn’t do that, I’d have less ire for her. As it stands, I’d rather pray for the safety of people near her, because they are in danger from this remorse-less recidivist.
1) Telling strangers to pray for anyone is incredibly rude. Everyone does not believe in the power of prayer. I sure don’t. It can be a useful meditation tool for the person praying, but it does zilch for the person or persons being prayed for. If God exists, God is not a Magic Sky Genie who grants wishes.
2) Oh right, let’s support the abusive criminal, that’s the person who needs our support. Not the victims of the abusive criminal. Like, say, Ali Lohan — her I feel sorry for. She seems like a pretty good kid who never had a chance, thanks to Child Protective Services not caring what rich white people do to their kids.
You’re comment is rude. To pray for someone is a gesture of goodwill. You can read the comment and move on and not pray. No big deal.
DottieDot et al: what’s with all the rudeness accusations? The first poster says we should be ashamed of ourselves and should pray. I disagree on both counts. We can disagree, yes. We don’t *have* to keep our disagreement to ourselves. Likewise you don’t. But I am curious how disagreeing is supposedly rude. At any rate I do not feel shame for disliking a dislikable person, and I do agree with Emily the praying is not a practical solution. Intervention, maybe, but even that seems unlikely at this point.
I think prayers should go out to her past victims and prayers should go out that she doesn’t fatally harm anyone in the future.
Stop picking on Lindsay! Don’t you know a black kid bumped into her causing her fist to slam into that woman’s face. 😉
This is GREAT!. Love how she claims she was “set up” like it is some B-movie. Actually doesn’t she always claim she was “set up” like there is some huge worldwide conspiracy against her. Of course the fact that the chick went to Allred shows what she is looking for. Hey, maybe is was a “set up”
How do you that Allred didn’t approach her? We don’t know who approached whom in this case.
yeah…..no-I’m going with Gloria contacting her. that’s what she does ONLY if she thinks the case can garner her big bucks & tv time. I have mixed feelings about her. The one case I may have agreed with her was Amber Frey.
So the fancy private school is cash-only? Because I would think most schools would prefer credit cards/certified checks for large payments like that.
LOL…..yes, I know. So, little bro needs tuition $$$ for school…and it’s floating around in a designer purse in a NY nightclub in the VIP area. Oh the IRONY…sweet Jesus!
I doubt the Lohan parents have good credit to use credit cards / checks.
A practical comment on that: private schools like many businesses often put a surcharge handling fee on paying by credit card, so most people would pay by cheque.
In a surprise turn of events, Lindsay will be paying for “dick” vs. the other way around.
Linds is so rich she carries 10,000$ in cash with her.
Take that, Brad Pitt and your measly 1,000$.
This!! Even a truly wealthy person like brad doesn’t carry cash like that. She’s a moron if she thinks anyone believe that! Unless of course that’s her going rate and she had just serviced someone.
I predict in a few weeks the charges for punching this woman will be dropped because somehow they won’t have a witness after she is paid off. Why the heck would she hire Gloria Allred unless she wants a payout. Why can’t someone who has a legal issue with her let the cops and courts take care of her? If this woman was truly out for justice she would step aside and let Lindsay get what is coming! I know I sure the Hell would! Pure bullshit this scum will walk again. I just know it and it makes me see red!!! 🙁
Maybe because of past circumstances this woman doesn’t believe Lindsay will get what is coming. Lindsay has yet to take responsibility and pay for the things she has done. Maybe the woman is just protecting herself and her reputation (and please don’t hand me the bs about being a grifter and thief – you don’t know this woman and should not make judgements like that).
Swack, bull. If I were attacked by someone at a bar (club is fancy word for bar) my first thought would be making sure this person paid legally. If I was seriously hurt it would be a different story. Lindsey has skated on every damn thing she has done because she or someone close to her pays them off to go away. Hence, the police have no case without witnesses. If this woman truly cared about justice and not padding her walllet, she would testify and let the crack freak Lindsey go to jail like she deserves. I can promise you nothing will happen cuz she isn’t out for justice, just a payout from her and the twit we call crackhead will live to do it again. Disfuckingsgusting. 🙁
It’s not like getting money and getting the person to pay legally are mutually exclusive. I’d want both. Hitting people in their checkbooks hurts, for one thing, and for another, we’re not all rolling in cash.
With the legal system the way it is, VERY often civil suits are the only way people have to pay for what they’ve done anyway, especially in cases of physical violence. Chris Brown nearly killed Rihanna, on purpose, and got off with probation. You think the legal system is gonna do anything about Lindsay Lohan hitting someone in a bar fight?
No Emily they won’t when people take payouts and won’t testify. She got punched someone, this person was not hurt to the extent of needing to go to des, so she needs to pursue it legally. Not everything that happens to you da a lawsuit. Let this LH Bitch pay by going to jail! Don’t rake money, be happy that she is getting what she deserves legally. Can I explain that any simpler for you? Not everything deserves lawsuit because it fucks up the judicial system when you take a payout!!!!!! 🙁
When her assistant bailed her ass out of jail, she kicked him out of the car; the same guy she tried to stick the blame on one of her car crashes.
She’s starting to get brown, crack/cigarette teeth.
I know nothing about the person she hit, her history or her heritage. And, quite frankly, I don’t care.
At this point, anyone who DIDN’T hire a Gloria Allred type lawyer when dealing with Lindsey would be nuts given the smear campaign that is about to come their way. Remember what she did to that veteran she hit with her car?
And given how sue-happy Little Miss Cracken is over every little thing, she deserves a taste of her own medicine.
Agree completely Mich. We have seen this trick in action too many times.
^^^ This sums it up.
I swear, it’s like Groundhog Day with her (but nowhere near as funny)!
“I didn’t do it! I’m the victim here! I was targeted by a (insert term here), who just wants to USE me for my fame and money! You’re all just jealous haters!”
SQUACKCRACKCRACKCRACKSQUACK!!!!
(And why is it ALWAYS $10K? Does that nice round number make it easier on her crack-addled brain? Is she only able to remember things in 10’s?)
I read an analysis of “Groundhog Day” one time that said it took Bill Murray’s character ten years to learn all the skills he picked up in the movie and develop the good character he had by the final scene. So, how much longer does that give this girl to change her ways?
betty – Less than a year, by my estimates. She’s been bringing the f–kery for a good 10 years now, at LEAST – she was 17 when all the crack drama started, but she’s really been pouring on the vodka-soaked crack-infused fuckery since she was what, 21?
(I never read that analysis [might you have the link?] but Groundhog Day and Scrooged are two of my go-to’s to make me laugh. “OH, I’m having the WEIRDEST DAY!) 😀
Geez I don’t even remember where I read that originally, but Wikipedia references it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groundhog_Day_%28film%29. It’s one of the movies I watch any time it happens to be on cable. Never gets old.
Pretty sure the woman hired Allred to protect against Lohan filing suit for the 10,000 . Pretty sure lohan will try to get some money for her troubles. I’m deifently sure Lohan will check into rehab when she returns to L.A to try and stop police from arresting her… My fingers are crossed that it doesn’t work.
I am pretty sure Gloria Allred knows Lindsey is broke and Tiffany and gloria will NEVER be able to collect a penny from her. Lindsey’s creditors are waiting in line to squeeze money out of her. Allred is taking on this case just for the publicity.
She gave her sister $10,000 IN CASH and then they went out to the club with the money. That’s like diagnostic criteria for cocaine users.
::shakes my head::
Move that law! I’m Lindsay Lohan!
This is pure Lohan Inc Smear and Destroy campaign against this woman but guess what ? The blonde in all these pictures may be Tiffany A Mitchell and Lindsay is going after but she is NOT the woman who came out of that club with the bruised cheek from were she had been punched by Lindsay Lohan …..But this is the woman that Lindsay had the shouting insults with the one who heard her call them “fu*cking Gypies” and the one who insulted back…”whore you sucked in Liz and Dick”…. but she is not the one Lindsay punished….or Lindsay hit two women….Go back and look at the First pictures of the arrest…The little woman is the one who has the bruises on her cheek and is hiding behind Tiffany and her husband….and we haven’t see her since…? The papz then took pictures of Tiffany and asked her name…
So Who did Lindsay hit…? and I find it would be the best joke in the world if in the end Lohan Inc has gone after the wrong woman…..LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
but it doesn’t matter because
LINDSAY LOHAN was the one who throw that punch and hit that woman
and LINDSAY LOHAN is the one who got arrested….which makes LINDSAY LOHAN the guilty party…..Go to jail ..straight to jail do not pass GO and do not collect 10,000 dollar
Which is standard amount that is allowed by banks without being reported anything above that has to be reported….
She was either buying or selling..or is laundering learn that from her Daddy….
“Xenu H. Crackie”
spit my coffee. Thanks for that!
She might go to rehab to avoid jailtime….
Move that gypsy, I’M LINDSAY LOHAN!
I read an article in radar (I know, I know) that summed it up nicely, SHE is delusional. LaLohan has grown up entitled and spoiled! Being surrounded by yes people, shitty parents and basically no one telling her “NO” she isn’t the greatest person, period.
I forgot about how cracky she was in those court photos! Those are coke eyes for real! She’s even “touching her neck and shit!”
It’s like she’s off the grid of her new handlers. Personal attacks, threatening to get a P.I. ,coming out with 5 different stories.
Zero sense of self awareness. And why drag her poor brother and his school fees into this? Poor kid.
Lohan lost me with the “f u” on her fingernail at one of her court appearances. No respect for her. She does it to herself.
thank you! ya know when i think back on all things Lindsay-that one act of contrition (insert eye-roll) was my “ok FU back” talk to the hand!!!
Funny how that 2 out of 2 Lohan family bar escapades involving police also include LiLo giving tens of thousands of dollars to Dina. IRS anyone?
I do feel sorry for Lindsay’s apparent inability to escape her mothers greedy noose around her checkbook.
At one point, Lindsay was an adorable and talented child actress.
Addiction is one thing, but stealing, lying and a complete sense of entitlement is another. Jail time, rehab and an eventual come back would be a great hollywood story line, but it doesn’t seem likely in this case.
Also cheers to Tiffany Mitchell for hiring Allred. I would too if I had any concerns that charges would be dropped and case dismissed….like seems to always happen. Or as another poster said, concern that LiLo would sue for this elusive $10,000.
Maybe no one else will say it, but I will: I can’t wait til this sorry loser bitch dies of a drug overdose. Good riddance.
Well, the smear campaign against Tiffany is just getting started. I just hope she decides to see the thing through in order for Lohan to be prosecuted. It might be the only thing that gets her probation revoked in LA.
Lindsay is a loser. I still think this woman egged her on or something. She seems suspect. Lindsay is a punk though.
She looks like Grace Coddington in that first photo
Not quite, but she’s getting there.
My bet is that Allred offered her services and at most is operating on commission. She likes high-publicity cases. She could have pointed out Lohan’s Teflon coating – going after her with a more normal lawyer would be pointless and the odds are high that the DA won’t pursue it because witnesses start shutting up and the Lohan’s will diligently smear the DA and anybody else in their way. Even though Lindsay may not have loads of money herself, she seems able to easily get money out of other people to pay her bills when needed, such as court judgments.
The fact is that somebody hit that woman, there’s physical evidence. And even if she is a fortune teller – I don’t think they typically go around punching themselves. I also doubt that many people would recognize Lindsay Lohan. She just doesn’t look like her old self, that’s why on SNL they had to point out her old movies for people to know who she was. If you follow tabloids, you would have a better chance of recognizing her today although her appearance fluctuates a lot from day to day. Most people don’t read tabloids, believe it or don’t.
To be completely honest, I check this site and a few others every weekend, fully expecting to see that LL has died in some cracked-out way. I think she’s circling the drain now, and I keep being surprised she’s still alive. Did y’all know that a roach can live for 9 DAYS after its head is removed? That might translate into 9 crack-months. Jesus H. Xenu. My new favorite epithet EVER
I agree she deserves jail. I agree she appears to be a total sociopath. But I also think her parents should be serving the same time she does, for their child abuse and neglect leading to her becoming such a little monster, not to mention enabling her drug habit.
She wasn’t born this way. I feel more venom for her parents than I do her, because she never really had much of a chance, when she’s been treated as a cross between a cash cow and a pimp’s property all her young life. They never said no to her when it counted, as far as I can see. They were too busy seeing dollar signs and access to celebrity.
Kate, I had a horrible childhood. I’ve never done anything remotely as nasty as Lindsey has. There comes a time in your life when you can blame no one except yourself. I’m not disagreeing with you, mother and father Lohan should be locked up, but not for anything that Lins did as a adult. Btw.. Didn’t micheal spend a good amount of time in jail already ?
I wish she would just lose the hair extensions already!! It looks like one strand is floating in the background in the swim picture. Some actresses just can’t hire a stylist (or keep them employed). I think she could use one more often. I said it before elsewhere, she needs to get out and away from the fray, until she recovers.
Oh, FFS, have you seen this story on ROL? (see below)
Is there NEVER a decent, upstanding person who can make a charge against The Cracken stick?
I don’t think the psychic was planning to rob her (or did rob her), but it’s cheesy if she approached her to do a reading. I mean, she should have “read” the vibes a little better and seen that LL was in a volatile mood. Sounds like the psychic may have wanted to promote herself so she could say she did a reading for LL.
This may not be shocking, but I am now of the opinion that Ms. Lohan has a personality disorder, specifically, borderline personality disorder:
http://www.everydayhealth.com/emotional-health-pictures/could-it-be-borderline-personality-disorder.aspx?xid=nl_EverydayHealthEmotionalHealth_20121202#/slide-1
You don’t have to dig real deep to see that Lohan has at some point manifested each and every one of those 7 warning signs, in very public ways.
I hope she gets the help she needs, but personality disorders are not widely regarded as curable. The first step is recognizing she has a problem, and so far, that seems very unlikely.
I think you’re spot on. I work in the mental health field and I’ve always thought she might be a BPD. Her enabling family hasn’t helped her any, either.
I also work in the MH field and daily see those who truly want help vs those who do not & who will entitle the hell out of you if boundaries are
compromised.
She probably does have some sort of personality disorder. Perhaps that’s why she was released from the UCLA rehab / mental facility early.
Yeah, but didn’t they diagnose her as not having a mental condition? (If memory serves correct.)
So either Cracken Von Not-My-Cokepants is a better actress than we think, or we should be seriously concerned for the medical future of UCLA.
I’ll give y’all a few to percolate on that.
I hope she can get better, she’s scaring me. I know she’s a sociopath and all, but she’s a human being, too. Maybe with the right combination of meds and therapy, she can turn her life around.
crack a doodle doo!
speaking of psyhics…
I predicted a week ago that something like this would go down (punch me in the face! i’m a psyhic! tee hee, no i’m not)
it all makes perfect sense, what goes up Crackie’s nose, must come down Crackie’s nose…
as I said, she would get arrested right after the screening of Lesbo & Dirk, get bad reviews, turn to the bottle and the blow, get cracked up, do something crackie, get arrested (didn’t predict bi-coastal!) but now…
I predict she’s gonna do some serious harm to herself, serious harm. that’s the only card she has left.
Rehab is NOT a ‘get out of jail free’ card. She clearly does NOT KNOW how to live on probation and NOT get into trouble, that’s been proved 98,887 times!!!
Jail/prison- is the ONLY thing thats going to absolutely prevent her from doing ANY illegal drug, get her OFF the drugs for sure, and smack some SENSE into her.
AFTER jail, then you can go to rehab.
Sweety, you’ve been to rehab like 6 times…does it work?
good god, i’m w/ other posters, should be fun to see how this one works out and me? i seriously predict some self harm.
There’s also this: http://graneyandthepig.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/lindsaylohanheroin1.jpg
Yeah,sure. So is the IRS on this set-up too? Lindsy NEEDS intensive therapy. Man,she hella needs help. Im kinda feelin sorry for her sorry ass,ew.
Yeah, let skanky ass her rot in jail, she’s a poor excuse for a human being. Ugh!
Is the US$100 note the highest US note? (I’m from Australia.) How much space would $10,000 in $100 bills take up? I just can’t imagine it fitting neatly into a wallet!
100 dollar bills are the largest you’ll see in regular currency and honestly they don’t even print as many as they used to. The only way I can ever seem to get my hands on them is at the bank and even then they usually only like to give 20s and 50s. 10000 dollars cash in 100 dollar bills would take up a massive amount of space in a purse
Celia – Yes. $500’s have gone the way of the dinosaur (though I couldn’t tell you when, as I’ve never had access to them).
Hundreds wouldn’t take up THAT much space in a wallet, depending upon the size of said wallet.
But the question remains: WHY would you have $10K in your wallet, in your purse, EVER? Especially an UNATTENDED purse. In A BAR.
I’m sure that’s her rich sugar daddy’s money she is carrying around with her since he takes care of her in the financial aspect and I doubt she has any money of her own. If only he could cut her loose like her assistant has, chances of that happening are very slim. I hope the judge comes down really hard on her and reads her the riot act tosses her in jail for good cos she has continuously taken the p*ss out of the numerous chances she has been given time and time again. I don’t blame Shawn Holley for wanting to drop her at one point. She needs help but her or none of her hangers on acknowledge that and some where out there Britney Spears is probably somewhat grateful daddy Spears stepped in since he loved his daughter and his grandkids enough to do so despite his own downfalls.
WTF is that on her face? She needs to get out of this crazy train she’s in because nobody believes any of her shit anymore.
I guess I’m crazy, but I partially believe Lindsay about being set up. Mitchell is clearly looking for her 15 minutes and as much cash as she can get the courts to demand. I mean really: who calls the police over a single punch? WtF? You call 911 EMERGENCY because you were hit once in the face? Give me a break. Man up and get over it.
If someone punched me in the face I would most certainly call the cops. It’s not a medical emergency but I would damn sure press charges against the person.
Do you know….I actually believe her this time. I don’t think she punched this chick. I think this chick is looking for a payday. Granted, I think everything else is baloney and she’s in the wrong for all her past accusations, but something about the Gloria Allred factor and this chick sits wrong with me. Signs of the endtimes — I do actually believe the Cracken this time.