Charlie Sheen donated $100K to the crack charity known as Lindsay Lohan

Back at the beginning of this month, Radar had a sad/disturbing/slightly funny story about Charlie Sheen and how he’s “back” on the pipe, back on cocaine, and back to spending his money in crazy ways. I don’t really believe it because… I don’t think Charlie ever STOPPED blowing through his money, you know? He’s always been on drugs. He’s always loved partying with hookers and p0rn stars and spending crazy amounts of money on crazy things. Radar claimed Charlie has “a quarter to half an ounce of cocaine delivered to him every single day and was spending nearly $2,000 a day on drugs… He snorts it, he smokes it, and then he watches p0rn. And when he’s not watching p0rn, he’s hired high-end girls to come over.” He has a favorite girl that he likes to call, and he pays her $25,000 a night and he even paid for her “vaginal rejuvenation surgery”. And a new car!

Since we have no idea who this mysterious hooker is, let’s call her “Lindsay Lohan” for argument’s sake. Lindsay and Charlie met while filming scenes for Scary Movie 5, and Charlie was reportedly disturbed by Lindsay Lohan’s lack of professionalism. Let me repeat that: Charlie Sheen, who gets coke and hookers delivered to his home every day, was worried about Lindsay Lohan’s professionalism and ability to function. Allegedly, Charlie was trying to take the young crackie under his wing, which I imagine is some sort of euphemism for a really disgusting sexual act. And surprise! Lindsay and Charlie ended up “friends” and Charlie “bought” something for her too – he paid off a big chunk of LL’s 6-figure tax bill:

Don’t ever say Charlie Sheen’s not the charitable type — because he recently cut Lindsay Lohan a $100,000 check to cover the actress’ six-figure tax bill … all out of the goodness of his heart … sources tell TMZ.

Sources close to Lindsay tell us she and Charlie became close pals while on the set of “Scary Movie 5″ back in September — spending a lot of time together both on and off the set. During their bonding period, we’re told Lindsay and Charlie talked about everything — and at one point, Lindsay mentioned her ongoing tax problems.

We’re told Charlie offered to cut her a check then and there to get the IRS off her tail, but Lindsay refused.

Fast forward to last week — sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, Lindsay’s biz manager received a check from Charlie for $100,000.

We’re told Lindsay was blown away by Charlie’s generosity — and immediately applied the money to her outstanding tax bill.

TMZ broke the story … Lindsay allegedly owed Uncle Sam $233,904 in unpaid taxes for 2009 and 2010 — but thanks to Charlie, that number’s nearly been cut in half.

As we reported, Lindsay’s slated to earn over $2 MILLION by the end of this year — but who knows where that’s going.

[From TMZ]

You know what I don’t believe? I don’t believe that LL only has $233,904 outstanding in taxes. Surely it must be more? Because this crackhead has had tax problems for YEARS. She’s the Wesley Snipes of white, female tax evaders. The California justice system may have thrown up their hands at LL’s crack drama, but I suspect it will be the IRS that gets her in the end.

Anyway, I do have to admit… that was nice of Charlie. I’m assuming it was payment for some kind of services rendered, but still… it was nice of him.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

 

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  1. Elceibeno says:

    Santa claus came early for Lindsey. Why doesn’t she sell her home if she can no longer afford it?

  2. Aussie girl says:

    Oh dear god. That’s all I need to Imagen Charlie giving it to Lindsay. In 6 mths time he will be calling the cops because she has stolen his watch & she will be pulling the fire alarm in the hotel because he has tried to film her. 1 + 1 = hot fucking mess!!!!!!!

  3. vale says:

    That’s actually really sad, for her. You know she fancies herself a star, but in reality she’s trading sex for IRS loans with Charlie effing Sheen. Which is really sad. And by sad I mean pathetic.

    • erika says:

      exactly….just how LOW can she go? obviously low enough to sit on her knees for Charlie Sheen…ugh.

      There had to be no doubt,sex n’ coke exchanged between them, for sure. They prob partied together after mending on set squabble and a good party partner/drug confidante while filming away from home makes for a fun ‘pen pal’

      Lucky her I say, this country’s alwasy rooting for small business ventures, HoLo has got quite the….ummm, ;Mom and Pop’ store thing going on….”Will U B my Daddy Charlie?”

  4. BLOGAHOLIC says:

    Wish I had a friend like Charlie 😜

  5. Incredulous says:

    Actually, whatever problems Charlie Sheen has (being Charlie Sheen, basically), he has long had a reputation for professionalism – turns up on time, knows his lines, hits his marks. That’s partially why his flip out at Chuck Lorre was so odd.

  6. CamColty says:

    Wasn’t Liz and dick on last night? Did anyone watch it?

    • the original bellaluna says:

      I gave up at the 22 minute mark. I only turned it on so I could have some laughs (shitty weekend and all), but it just grated on my nerves like parmesan down a grater, so I turned it off and went to bed.

      (For some seriously funny commentary, head over to dlisted’s open post comments.)

  7. haha says:

    he should’ve gave it to charity, not the cracky one.

  8. the original bellaluna says:

    Okay, so that covers almost half of 2009 & 2010…what about 2011 and 2012?

    Hey Chuck, I could use $100K! (But I’m not touching you.)

  9. Ming says:

    Come on justice police, don’t dissapoint me.

    How dare he spending money on Lindsay and not on cancer research, he could have saved Africa, like the whole continent. Why didn’t he bribe the heads of state into world peace ?

    Why Charlie, whyyyyy ?

  10. QQ says:

    I bet He is getting a Beej Tax Break Courtesy of them Kielbasa Lips, Maybe even a Twofer with Dina Lohan tag teaming?

  11. goodquestion says:

    Just another addict enabling another addict.

  12. Ms Kay says:

    Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan… They belong together. Road 69 with jolly miles of crack road..!

  13. Zorbitor says:

    I have it on good authority that the vag rejuvenation was for Chaz Bono😱

  14. G says:

    What a sentimental goof Charlie Sheen is, after all.

  15. logan says:

    I am sure the Crack god will look kindly on you Charlie. How wonderful to help a fellow addict in her time of need. I am sure your kids will not need that money. Bless you.

  16. Cathy says:

    If I had that kind of money, I sure as hell wouldn’t blow it on the crackenmonster. Just the thought of the two of them in bed together makes me gag. He’s just as gross as she is.

  17. Jazz says:

    Oh Chuckles. Don’t pay her tax bill. That’s the only way we can get her thrown in the clink!

  18. logan says:

    Hey Charlie you want to really help her? Pay for some ACTING LESSONS for her. Now that would be money well spent.

  19. KellyinSeattle says:

    In 10 years, both of them will look 20 years older. I hate Lindsay’s dress. I can’t stand 2-1/2 Men. Especially since Jon Cryer won a Best Actor or Best Supporting Actor, or whatever – what a crock!
    I love Martin Sheen and Emilio (sp?) – it must get tiresome for Martin.

  20. Kate says:

    The CA Franchise Tax Board DOES NOT PLAY – They are MUCH tougher than the IRS.

  21. LeslieM says:

    I saw her in Mean Girls the other night. Dispite what some people have said, I though she was great in it and she was such a pretty girl. Seeing her play a young and innocent Kady is so strange. I can’t believe what she’s turned into. Genes,drugs, horrible parenting, still how could someone with so much going for her ruin their life like that. I pray that something can be done for her and those like her. I wonder if she has ever been truly loved.

  22. stellalovejoydiver says:

    “We’re told Lindsay was blown away by Charlie’s generosity — and immediately applied the money to her outstanding tax bill.”

    Actually it´s T.A.X.bill, Tequila, Amphetamine, Xanax.

  23. haha says:

    What happend to Angus T. Jones????How come he had a meltdown while earning $350.000 a week?SAD,sad, sad.